Disclaimer: I don't own IY.
Kikyo walked thru the woods and saw her precious Inuyasha. "INU! INU!" She cried.
"Kikyo." He said. "Inu, I have something to show you..." She cooed sultry-like.
"What?" He asked. "THIS!" She dropped her hakama and spread her legs wide. "OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!" Inuyasha ran off screaming. "WAIT INUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!" She ran with her growth slapping against her thighs. Kagome saw Inuyasha run thru like a ghost was after him. She turned to see the problem. "HOLY CRAP!!!!!" She screamed and ran towards Kikyo with scissors. Kagome then clipped off Kikyo's growth. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kikyo shrieked and fell to the ground; blood spilling from her groin. She lay there, dying. "Inuuuyashaaaaaaaaaa................" Then, she died.
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