Disclaimer: I don't own IY.
Kikyo walked out onto the railroad tracks and sat down. "Oh, where, oh where has my little dog gone, oh where, oh where can he be?" She sang horribly. The train kept rushing a deadly speed. Kikyo kept singing her horrid song. Then the train smashed her clay body into dust; leaving her head intact. A coyote came by and peed on her head. Then a vulture engulfed her head and instantly died.
Kikyo walked around the streets of a grungy city. She saw a man who looked like her beloved Inu. "INUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!! INUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!" She squealed lovingly. "Um, what lady?" The man was already scared of her. "Give me a kiss right here, Inu!" She winked seductively and patted her butt. "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The young man ran like crazy across the street. "INNUUUUU!!!!" she howled. A truck ran her down and her body turned to dust... again.
Kikyo: I am sick of you trying to kill me!!!! Why don't you love meeee?????
Ryuu-oh pulls out a gun and blasts her in the leg.
Kikyo: OWWWIIEE!!! THAT HURT!!!!! I HATE YOU, YOU BIG MEANIE!!!
Ryuu-oh: TSUBAKI!!!!
Tsubaki comes in wearing a S&M outfit; holding a whip.
She chains Kikyo to a wall and whips her savagely.
Tsubaki: TAKE IT, BITCH! SUFFER! DIE! DIE, YOU UGLY BITCH!
Kikyo: Tsubaki, I thought we were friends...
Tsubaki grabs a flamethrower and burns her alive.
Kikyo: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! THE PAIN!!!! IT BURNS!!!!!!!
Ryuu-oh is relaxing in a lawn chair; sipping his Sprite Remix.
This should be every Kikyo-hater's dream. Well, it's my dream anyway. Review or die! It's like the "Vote or die" motto.