Title: Lessons
Author: Remain Nameless, other wise known as Kay
Email: RemainNameless17@aol.com
Rating:; PG-13 because I tend to write with a potty mouth
Disclaimer: I don't own nobody, or nothing. I'm not THAT Creative
Summary; When Randy Orton and Batista break from Evolution, ERIC BISCHOFF thinks they need a little guidance. That's where a certain Red Head comes in
Pairing; All worked out for plot purposes
Author's Notes: Woah! Woah! Majorness. Kane comes after Lita. Lita's new friend, or Old has a tag match with Flair and Edge! Ah! Ah! What is she going to do?
Music Notes: "Man That you Fear" By Marilyn Manson
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the ants are in the sugar
the muscles atrophied
we're on the other side, the screen is us and we're t.v.
spread me open,
sticking to my pointy ribs
are all your infants in abortion cribs
I was born into this
everything turns to shit
the boy that you loved is the man that you fear
pray until your number,
asleep from all your pain,
your apple has been rotting
tomorrow's turned up dead
i have it all and i have no choice but to
i'll make everyone pay and you will see
you can kill yourself now
because you're dead
in my mind
the boy that you loved is the monster you fear
peel off all those eyes and crawl into the dark,
you've poisoned all of your children to camouflage your scars
pray unto the splinters, pray unto your fear
pray your life was just a dream
the cut that never heals
pray now baby, pray your life was just a dream
(I am so tangled in my sins that I cannot escape)
pinch the head off, collapse me like a weed
someone had to go this far
I was born into this
everything turns to shit
the boy that you loved is the man that you fear
peel off all those eyes and crawl into the dark,
you've poisoned all of your children to camouflage your scars
pray unto the splinters, pray unto your fear
pray your life was just a dream
the cut that never heals
pray now baby, pray your life was just a dream
the world in my hands, there's no one left to hear you scream
there's no one left for you
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Im up tonight."
Lita turned from her spot in front of the locker room mirror, Randy stood in the woman's locker room doorway.
"Up for what?'
"Bischoff gave me a little bit of tv time to state my case, talk about my victory."
"To brag you meen?"
"Nah, I don't need to brag, everyone know how good I am."
Lita turned back to the mirror. "You arrogance is getting on my nerves Randy. You'd be almost unstoppable if it weren't for your ego." She turned back to the legend killer. "Work on that."
"What ever you say boss." Then he dissapeared.
She turned back to the mirror, but a pair of boots interupted her thoughts. She turned from the mirror to face her friend Edge.
"Hey." She said, walking over toward him. "Congradulations."
"Thanks." He said, his smile large and sweet. "What's Orton doing hanging around here."
Lita didn't miss a beat. "Looking for some chicks to pick up, only little ol me."
"You can be an intimidating woman. Not just someone you can pick up, somebody you can hold on to."
Lita smiled at the comment. "Intimidating isn't that bad."
"No at all. When a gal can wail on a guy, you have to find that incrediably sexy."
Her cheaks flushed a little at the comment.
"Just making sure your ok, I can't stand Orton."
"I don't think anybody can." Lita said, with a small laugh.
"Were did you go yesterday?"
"Hmm?"
"You left me in the woman's locker room. Molly let me out. Well she first screamed and slapped me, then she let me out. About 10 minutes before my match with Kane."
"Sorry, Stacy emergency."
"Hey it's ok. I would of perferred seeing someone a little more appealing, but what can I say?" He said smiling at her. "Got to go, good luck at your match, and watch out. Kane's looking for a sacrifise."
Lita sent her hands up in mock horror. "Oh the horror. I bet I have nothing to worry about. I don't think Kane's aware of the fact im alive."
"I know, but still be careful."
"Bye Edge." Lita said waving him off, and returning to her mirror.
He paused one more moment looking at her, then leaving.
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Lita seriously wanted to hit someone at this very moment.
Here she was in the locker room with Stacy. Watching Randy brag about being a legend.
That someone she wanted to hit, was Randy. Batista was behind the curtain, to keep an eye on Randy, Batista was like Randy's body guard. How sickening was that?
She felt like slamming her head on something ,when suddenly an unvoluntary shiver went up her spine as a sultary voice whispered. "You think you know me" Through out the television.
"What's Edge doing out there." Stacy asked.
"Oh no." Lita whispered, knowing exactly what was going on.
Knowing Edge, he was going to tell Randy exactly what he had told her. He didn't like him.
"What, you know he was going to interupt?"
"Not exactly." She said, watching the screen. Sure enough he told Randy.
A sickening feeling went through her stomach. Great. Just great.
"Edge better watch out, Batista will grab him if Edge as so much as touches Randy. With that neck of his? You know the drill Li."
"I sure as hell do."
In moment's she broke out in a run toward the curtain to stop Batista. Seconds after she left, she was too late to see, that she was already too late.
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Lita got to the curtain just in time to see Batista, Randy and Flair who had just joined them in the ring to help his "boys" lay the beat down on Edge and Benoit.
"No, no, no." She whispered under her breath. She did not want this. Edge was her friend. But she had loyaltys to Batista and Randy.
This really, really sucked.
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When the boys entered there locker room, Stacy sat on the locker room couch. Lita sat beside her, her legs crossed and seemed uncomfortable.
"This is going to be an awsome match. Me and Flair are going to kill Edge and Benoit."
Randy highfived Batista and added in his two cents. "It shows that blonde bimbo not to mess with a legend. Im the greatest Intercontinental Champion of all time. Im the youngest there ever was."
"Your not the youngest." Batista pointed out.
"What? That loser that's what, two month younger then me? He got lucky and only lasted for a week."
Lita watched him, biting her lip, not wanting to listen to this, she was about to blow up.
"That Jeff kid, right?" Batista asked mocking at how unimportant he was.
"The loser doesn't even work in this company anymore. He couldn't hack it."
That was it.
Lita stood up in a flash. "LISTEN TO YOURSELF! DO YOU EVEN REALISE YOUR TALKING?"
Both men jumped at her sudden uproar.
"Seriously, If im going to be your manager, I need earplugs. I can't listen to your 'Im the best there ever was speech.' for the millionth and tenth time. I can't. Im going to get physically sick by listening to you."
"Lita, what the hell is wrong with you?" Randy asked.
"You! You and your arrogance. Edge and Jeff 'the loser" as you dubbed him are close friends of mine that have been there for me in difficult situtations and I don't have to sit and listen to you make fun of them because you had two big goon heads beat them down for you because you can't take them on yourself. Seriously. Do you see everything so black and white?"
She took a breath, but obviously wasn't finished. "Batista, watch your back, because Edge, he's not a multtiple time tag champ for no reason. He knows what he's doing. By the way Randy, your not a legend. Your not even a legend killer. Because beating up old men, that are retired for a REASON doesn't make you that damn important!"
With that she exited the locker room, for her match, leaving both men with there jaws open.
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Leaving the locker room in a huff, she didn't notice a pair of menacing eyes watching her intently..and hungarly..
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you like? sorry its been so long. well there ya go. Your gonna have to wait for the rest!
Also everything Lita said to Randy, Me and my sister say all the time about him. I meen seriously, he beats up retired old men
and hes important? I had to have Lita say it. I had too! this chapter is just a clue of things to come.
Author: Remain Nameless, other wise known as Kay
Email: RemainNameless17@aol.com
Rating:; PG-13 because I tend to write with a potty mouth
Disclaimer: I don't own nobody, or nothing. I'm not THAT Creative
Summary; When Randy Orton and Batista break from Evolution, ERIC BISCHOFF thinks they need a little guidance. That's where a certain Red Head comes in
Pairing; All worked out for plot purposes
Author's Notes: Woah! Woah! Majorness. Kane comes after Lita. Lita's new friend, or Old has a tag match with Flair and Edge! Ah! Ah! What is she going to do?
Music Notes: "Man That you Fear" By Marilyn Manson
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
the ants are in the sugar
the muscles atrophied
we're on the other side, the screen is us and we're t.v.
spread me open,
sticking to my pointy ribs
are all your infants in abortion cribs
I was born into this
everything turns to shit
the boy that you loved is the man that you fear
pray until your number,
asleep from all your pain,
your apple has been rotting
tomorrow's turned up dead
i have it all and i have no choice but to
i'll make everyone pay and you will see
you can kill yourself now
because you're dead
in my mind
the boy that you loved is the monster you fear
peel off all those eyes and crawl into the dark,
you've poisoned all of your children to camouflage your scars
pray unto the splinters, pray unto your fear
pray your life was just a dream
the cut that never heals
pray now baby, pray your life was just a dream
(I am so tangled in my sins that I cannot escape)
pinch the head off, collapse me like a weed
someone had to go this far
I was born into this
everything turns to shit
the boy that you loved is the man that you fear
peel off all those eyes and crawl into the dark,
you've poisoned all of your children to camouflage your scars
pray unto the splinters, pray unto your fear
pray your life was just a dream
the cut that never heals
pray now baby, pray your life was just a dream
the world in my hands, there's no one left to hear you scream
there's no one left for you
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Im up tonight."
Lita turned from her spot in front of the locker room mirror, Randy stood in the woman's locker room doorway.
"Up for what?'
"Bischoff gave me a little bit of tv time to state my case, talk about my victory."
"To brag you meen?"
"Nah, I don't need to brag, everyone know how good I am."
Lita turned back to the mirror. "You arrogance is getting on my nerves Randy. You'd be almost unstoppable if it weren't for your ego." She turned back to the legend killer. "Work on that."
"What ever you say boss." Then he dissapeared.
She turned back to the mirror, but a pair of boots interupted her thoughts. She turned from the mirror to face her friend Edge.
"Hey." She said, walking over toward him. "Congradulations."
"Thanks." He said, his smile large and sweet. "What's Orton doing hanging around here."
Lita didn't miss a beat. "Looking for some chicks to pick up, only little ol me."
"You can be an intimidating woman. Not just someone you can pick up, somebody you can hold on to."
Lita smiled at the comment. "Intimidating isn't that bad."
"No at all. When a gal can wail on a guy, you have to find that incrediably sexy."
Her cheaks flushed a little at the comment.
"Just making sure your ok, I can't stand Orton."
"I don't think anybody can." Lita said, with a small laugh.
"Were did you go yesterday?"
"Hmm?"
"You left me in the woman's locker room. Molly let me out. Well she first screamed and slapped me, then she let me out. About 10 minutes before my match with Kane."
"Sorry, Stacy emergency."
"Hey it's ok. I would of perferred seeing someone a little more appealing, but what can I say?" He said smiling at her. "Got to go, good luck at your match, and watch out. Kane's looking for a sacrifise."
Lita sent her hands up in mock horror. "Oh the horror. I bet I have nothing to worry about. I don't think Kane's aware of the fact im alive."
"I know, but still be careful."
"Bye Edge." Lita said waving him off, and returning to her mirror.
He paused one more moment looking at her, then leaving.
~~~~~~~~~~~~
Lita seriously wanted to hit someone at this very moment.
Here she was in the locker room with Stacy. Watching Randy brag about being a legend.
That someone she wanted to hit, was Randy. Batista was behind the curtain, to keep an eye on Randy, Batista was like Randy's body guard. How sickening was that?
She felt like slamming her head on something ,when suddenly an unvoluntary shiver went up her spine as a sultary voice whispered. "You think you know me" Through out the television.
"What's Edge doing out there." Stacy asked.
"Oh no." Lita whispered, knowing exactly what was going on.
Knowing Edge, he was going to tell Randy exactly what he had told her. He didn't like him.
"What, you know he was going to interupt?"
"Not exactly." She said, watching the screen. Sure enough he told Randy.
A sickening feeling went through her stomach. Great. Just great.
"Edge better watch out, Batista will grab him if Edge as so much as touches Randy. With that neck of his? You know the drill Li."
"I sure as hell do."
In moment's she broke out in a run toward the curtain to stop Batista. Seconds after she left, she was too late to see, that she was already too late.
~~~~~~~~~~
Lita got to the curtain just in time to see Batista, Randy and Flair who had just joined them in the ring to help his "boys" lay the beat down on Edge and Benoit.
"No, no, no." She whispered under her breath. She did not want this. Edge was her friend. But she had loyaltys to Batista and Randy.
This really, really sucked.
~~~~~~~~
When the boys entered there locker room, Stacy sat on the locker room couch. Lita sat beside her, her legs crossed and seemed uncomfortable.
"This is going to be an awsome match. Me and Flair are going to kill Edge and Benoit."
Randy highfived Batista and added in his two cents. "It shows that blonde bimbo not to mess with a legend. Im the greatest Intercontinental Champion of all time. Im the youngest there ever was."
"Your not the youngest." Batista pointed out.
"What? That loser that's what, two month younger then me? He got lucky and only lasted for a week."
Lita watched him, biting her lip, not wanting to listen to this, she was about to blow up.
"That Jeff kid, right?" Batista asked mocking at how unimportant he was.
"The loser doesn't even work in this company anymore. He couldn't hack it."
That was it.
Lita stood up in a flash. "LISTEN TO YOURSELF! DO YOU EVEN REALISE YOUR TALKING?"
Both men jumped at her sudden uproar.
"Seriously, If im going to be your manager, I need earplugs. I can't listen to your 'Im the best there ever was speech.' for the millionth and tenth time. I can't. Im going to get physically sick by listening to you."
"Lita, what the hell is wrong with you?" Randy asked.
"You! You and your arrogance. Edge and Jeff 'the loser" as you dubbed him are close friends of mine that have been there for me in difficult situtations and I don't have to sit and listen to you make fun of them because you had two big goon heads beat them down for you because you can't take them on yourself. Seriously. Do you see everything so black and white?"
She took a breath, but obviously wasn't finished. "Batista, watch your back, because Edge, he's not a multtiple time tag champ for no reason. He knows what he's doing. By the way Randy, your not a legend. Your not even a legend killer. Because beating up old men, that are retired for a REASON doesn't make you that damn important!"
With that she exited the locker room, for her match, leaving both men with there jaws open.
~~~~~~~~~~
Leaving the locker room in a huff, she didn't notice a pair of menacing eyes watching her intently..and hungarly..
~~~~~~~~
you like? sorry its been so long. well there ya go. Your gonna have to wait for the rest!
Also everything Lita said to Randy, Me and my sister say all the time about him. I meen seriously, he beats up retired old men
and hes important? I had to have Lita say it. I had too! this chapter is just a clue of things to come.