Foxxy's girl: Hi! Tie and I are back again!
Tie-die-monkey: You have to wonder if that's a good thing or not, ya?
FG: Don't say ya Tie it doesn't suit you.
Tie: sticks tongue out at FG
FG: Right back to ya!
Tie: mumbles under breath and you say ya sounds bad when I say it....
FG: What was that?!
Tie: Oh, nothing....much.
FG: Why I oughta...
Tie: Oughta what? Huh? Huh?
FG: Beat you and get on with the story.
Tie: GRRRRRRRR....
Foxxy: OY! Stop fighting and get on with the story!
FG and Tie: FINE!
DISCLAIMER: Tie, FG, and Foxxy do not own Harry Potter or Anger Management the movie.
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FG: Gather round, gather round...
Tie: And witness the awesome power of...
FG and Tie: FG and Tie-Die-Monkey!!! (FG and Tie do victory signs as confetti falls from the ceiling)
Everyone except Foxxy, FG, and Tie look on very, very, very confused.
Draco: Are you two on drugs?
FG: What kind of drugs?
Draco: The kind of drugs that make you high.
Tie: The only high we're on is sugary(sp?).
Draco: Stupid muggles.
FG: Who ever said we were muggles?
Draco: YOU MEAN YOU'RE WITCHES?!?!?!?!
Tie: Maybe....
FG: Maybe not....
FG and Tie: If we are you'll never know!
FG: Wait....
Tie: Actually....
FG and Tie: Yes, you will!
Ron: Will you stop finishing each other's sentences? It's creepy.
FG: Duh. Why do you think we do it in the first place?
Ron: To annoy us?
Tie: Exactly.
FG: We enjoy getting on people's nerves. We find it funny.
Harry: (Whispers to Ron) We're supposed to be in anger management with them?
Ron: (Whispers back to Harry) I guess but I don't think that we're the ones who need anger management...
Harry: (Whispers back to Ron) Yeah, I reckon you're right, mate.
FG: HEY! NO WHISPERED CONVERSATIONS IN THIS ROOM UNLESS THEY'RE BETWEEN TIE AND ME! UNDERSTAND!?!?!?!?
Harry and Ron: Yes Ma'am!
Ron: (Whispers to Harry) See what I mean, mate?
Harry: (Whispers back to Ron) Yeah I see alright.
FG: WHAT DID I JUST SAY?!?!?!?
Ron: No whispered conversations unless it's between you and Tie.
Harry: Wow, Ron, I think Hermione's rubbing off on you.
Ron: (grins)
FG: I don't care who the hell Hermione is BUT YOU WILL LISTEN TO US! UNDERSTAND EVERYONE?!?!?!?!?
Tie: Good, now if you'll all have a seat...
FG takes out her wand and waves it and there are suddenly and six chairs suddenly appear out of nowhere.
Draco: See, I knew you were a witch!
FG: Well woop-de-doo. Want a cookie?
Draco: Yeah, actually.
FG: Too bad! You're not getting one!
Tie: Everyone just sit down!!
Voldemort, Lucius, Draco, Harry, Ron, and Foxxy all sit in front of FG and Tie who are still sitting on the couch.
FG: Alrighty now, since we all know why Foxxy's let's see why the rest of you are here!
Voldemort: Must you be so happy about it?
Tie: It looks like we have a volunteer! Tell us why your here Lord Moldy-shorts!
FG, Harry, Foxxy, and Ron: (trying to keep their faces straight but failing miserably)
FG, Harrry, Foxxy, and Ron: (burst out laughing)
FG: Tie, are you aware that you just called the most powerful dark wizard there is Lord Moldy-shorts? (bursts out laughing again)
Tie: (mutters under breath) Well at least I didn't say his name sounds like wart remover
FG, Harry, Foxxy, and Ron laugh harder than ever.
FG: Tie, hate to tell you but you just did.
Tie: Oh....OH HELL!
Voldemort A/N Moldy-shorts for those of you slow on the uptake coughashton2hottcough : CRUCIO!!
Tie: AHHHHHHhhhhh....huh? Uh Moldy I think you're wand is defective....'Cuz I don't feel anything.
FG: That's because the only magic that works here is ours.
Foxxy: Why?
FG: Because this is Anger Management.
Tie: Uh huh, so that's why I'm not in unimaginable pain right now?
FG: Yep.
Tie: How?
FG: I put up wards around the room so Voldemort (Ron flinches) couldn't torture us.
Tie: So I can insult him as much as I want and he won't be able to do anything?
FG: Easy there Tie he still has his minion.
Lucius: You say that like it is a bad thing.
Tie: IT IS!!
Lucius: IS NOT!
Tie: IS TOO!
Lucius: IS NOT!!
FG: STOP YOU'RE BICKERING! YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A BUNCH OF CHILDREN!!!!
Tie and Lucius: (both gulp and shutup)
FG: Now, Voldemort, oh stop flinching Ron, would you care to tell us why you're here?
Voldemort: It is my life mission to purge the world of the filth known as mudbloods.
FG: Boy am I glad I'm a pureblood.
Ron, Harry,and Lucius jump up.
Ron: ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS IS MUGGLEBORN YOU HAD BETTER TAKE THAT BACK YOU SICK, SNAKE-LIKE PSYCHOPATH!!!
Lucius: How dare you speak to my master like that! CRUCIO!!!
Ron: YOU IDIOT DON'T YOU REMEMBER FG AND TIE SAYING THAT MAGIC DOESN'T WORK HERE!?!?
Lucius: OF CORSE I REMEMBER THEM SAYING THAT! I WAS JUST HOPING THAT WHATEVER SPELL SHE CAST WAS JUST TEMPORARY!
Tie: HEY! SIT DOWN, SHUT UP, AND LISTEN TO ME!
Harry, Ron and Lucius immediately obey.
Tie: Okay, now say this with me goosfraba, goosfraba....
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FG: Hee Hee another chapter done!
Tie: We would like to take this time to thank our lovely two reviewers
Foxxy: A huge thanks to AsAngel here's your update!
Dances with Tacos: And a thank you to Anon Junky We hope you still think we're interesting!
FG: Woah Tacos you're not supposed to be in this story till next chapter!
Tie: You just ruined our suprise!
Dances with Tacos: I so did not you two put me in the summary!
FG: Oh yeah guess we did...
Tie: We're just slightly absent-minded when it comes to stuff like that...
Foxxy: Anyway please review and we'll see you next chapter!