Chapter 5: SARINA- Liver Pudding and Sea Stinkers
I couldn't believe it! We were allowed to eat dinner with Will and the Captain.
And the spread of food was amazing too. Jack rang a little silver bell and all of these pirates came in holding large silver platters (You know the ones with the covers on them that come in use if you are trying to escape a Yeti). Roasted pig (with the head still on poor piggy), fish, a couple apples, bread, this weird stew that
strangely reminded me of tar and some other interesting stuff.
"Dig in luv." Jack said after the waiter/pirates had filed outside.
So with that we piled up our plates with the food that looked edible and began to eat.
"So, where did you come from if you are not relatives of the Commodore?" asked Will, piercing the silence.
"Well," I began." We are from a far off place known to some as The Wood. "I had talk all weird so these people would understand me, "We were are school when..."
Jack cut in. "What is this 'school' yeh are talkin bout?" he asked.
"A place where they attempt to teach us about life skills such as economics, dead languages, graphing algebraic expressions...." Tory said.
Both Will and Jack looked confused. And once again I had to use my talking weird skills to make them understand.
"It's somewhat like a prison where the only form of torture is to make you write pointless assignments and bore you to death with equally pointless topics." I said quickly.
Immediately their doubtful looks dissolved.
Anyway, as the dinner went on we talked about lots of random things; what they were planning to do with us, regulations on singing rude songs (courtesy of Will), how Jack thought our song was so good we could be the ships entertainers etc.
During the discussion in which Tory was explaining the point of game
Parcheesi to Will and Jack an evil thought crept into my mind and I began
scheming ( A/N: *Evil fingertips*).
Then I saw my chance to put the plan to action. Tory was still deep in discussion with the two men and happened to be passing a large bowl of liver pudding to Will. At the exact right moment, when Tory had her arms outstretched and was leaning over the side of the chair I shoved her off.
The pudding went flying in the air dropping on the ground splattering everyone and everything in the room. Jack and Will jumped up and drew their swords, alarmed. Tory sat on the floor, looking like a big maroon blob coated in the most pudding out of any of us.
It was such a funny sight that I couldn't hold back any more. I fell off of my chair laughing so hard that I had to use extreme bladder control skills so that I would not wet myself (A/N: sorry had to put that in).
Then once again Jack and Will stared at me strangely, as I rolled on the floor, with their swords still drawn. And suddenly to my surprise I heard beside my maniacal laughter a low rumbling laugh. I looked up. To my surprise Jack was laughing to and Will began to laugh as well. I turned and looked at Tory. She was attempting to look at me angrily but it didn't last very long. Soon she was rolling on the floor (leaving lumpy maroon streaks) and laughing her head off.
Once Tory was able to put her laughter under control she stood up.
"That wasn't very nice," she said. "I'll get you back for that!
"No, you won't-"
Before I knew it I was covered from head to toe in little slimy fish the pirates had called "sea stinkers" (Uh-Oh!!).
"Dude! Tory! Not cool!" I said as I launched a pig bone at her.
"Hey! No fair! You got me twice!" Tory said. She picked up a bowl of what appeared to be stewed seaweed. She hurled it at me as I seeked refuge behind Will (HOTNESS!). I ducked as the bowl and all of its slippery green contents were strewn on Will's head. We both got silent and everything seemed to stop.
But then all of a sudden, to our surprise...
"Yer gonna pay fer coatin' me first mate in seaweed!" yelled Jack as he heaved a gigantic platter of bread and cheese at Tory.
Before we knew it we were in a full fledged food fight.
"Yeh can run but ye can't hide." Jack said teasingly as Tory and I ducked behind
an elegant sofa with green velvet cushions. Then abruptly Mr. Gibbs burst into the room. The pot of Tar-Soup that was still in the air landed on Mr. Gibbs head.
"WHAT IN THE NAME OF DAVY JONES LOCKER IS GOIN' ON IN HERE!?!" he roared pulling the heavy iron pot off of his head.
"Jus a bit o' fun" said Jack quietly (he seemed a bit dazed), " and may I ask you what in the name of Davy Jones locker are yeh in me cabin for wi'ou' knocking?" He said gaining back some of his captainly manner.
"Sorry Captain," said Gibbs "Is jus that Ana Maria spotted another ship off in the distance off. Thought yeh would like to take a look."
Immediately any trace of a smile that was left on Jack's lips disappeared and his face grew grim. He yanked his golden telescope out of his pocket and strode out of the room after Mr. Gibbs. Just before he turned to shut the door he said "Will, ye keep the girls here. Keep em' safe."
A/N: Hoped you liked the chapter please review!! Tory and I like reviews. Besides the more we get the more incentive we have to post another chapter *Hint Hint* ; -)
I couldn't believe it! We were allowed to eat dinner with Will and the Captain.
And the spread of food was amazing too. Jack rang a little silver bell and all of these pirates came in holding large silver platters (You know the ones with the covers on them that come in use if you are trying to escape a Yeti). Roasted pig (with the head still on poor piggy), fish, a couple apples, bread, this weird stew that
strangely reminded me of tar and some other interesting stuff.
"Dig in luv." Jack said after the waiter/pirates had filed outside.
So with that we piled up our plates with the food that looked edible and began to eat.
"So, where did you come from if you are not relatives of the Commodore?" asked Will, piercing the silence.
"Well," I began." We are from a far off place known to some as The Wood. "I had talk all weird so these people would understand me, "We were are school when..."
Jack cut in. "What is this 'school' yeh are talkin bout?" he asked.
"A place where they attempt to teach us about life skills such as economics, dead languages, graphing algebraic expressions...." Tory said.
Both Will and Jack looked confused. And once again I had to use my talking weird skills to make them understand.
"It's somewhat like a prison where the only form of torture is to make you write pointless assignments and bore you to death with equally pointless topics." I said quickly.
Immediately their doubtful looks dissolved.
Anyway, as the dinner went on we talked about lots of random things; what they were planning to do with us, regulations on singing rude songs (courtesy of Will), how Jack thought our song was so good we could be the ships entertainers etc.
During the discussion in which Tory was explaining the point of game
Parcheesi to Will and Jack an evil thought crept into my mind and I began
scheming ( A/N: *Evil fingertips*).
Then I saw my chance to put the plan to action. Tory was still deep in discussion with the two men and happened to be passing a large bowl of liver pudding to Will. At the exact right moment, when Tory had her arms outstretched and was leaning over the side of the chair I shoved her off.
The pudding went flying in the air dropping on the ground splattering everyone and everything in the room. Jack and Will jumped up and drew their swords, alarmed. Tory sat on the floor, looking like a big maroon blob coated in the most pudding out of any of us.
It was such a funny sight that I couldn't hold back any more. I fell off of my chair laughing so hard that I had to use extreme bladder control skills so that I would not wet myself (A/N: sorry had to put that in).
Then once again Jack and Will stared at me strangely, as I rolled on the floor, with their swords still drawn. And suddenly to my surprise I heard beside my maniacal laughter a low rumbling laugh. I looked up. To my surprise Jack was laughing to and Will began to laugh as well. I turned and looked at Tory. She was attempting to look at me angrily but it didn't last very long. Soon she was rolling on the floor (leaving lumpy maroon streaks) and laughing her head off.
Once Tory was able to put her laughter under control she stood up.
"That wasn't very nice," she said. "I'll get you back for that!
"No, you won't-"
Before I knew it I was covered from head to toe in little slimy fish the pirates had called "sea stinkers" (Uh-Oh!!).
"Dude! Tory! Not cool!" I said as I launched a pig bone at her.
"Hey! No fair! You got me twice!" Tory said. She picked up a bowl of what appeared to be stewed seaweed. She hurled it at me as I seeked refuge behind Will (HOTNESS!). I ducked as the bowl and all of its slippery green contents were strewn on Will's head. We both got silent and everything seemed to stop.
But then all of a sudden, to our surprise...
"Yer gonna pay fer coatin' me first mate in seaweed!" yelled Jack as he heaved a gigantic platter of bread and cheese at Tory.
Before we knew it we were in a full fledged food fight.
"Yeh can run but ye can't hide." Jack said teasingly as Tory and I ducked behind
an elegant sofa with green velvet cushions. Then abruptly Mr. Gibbs burst into the room. The pot of Tar-Soup that was still in the air landed on Mr. Gibbs head.
"WHAT IN THE NAME OF DAVY JONES LOCKER IS GOIN' ON IN HERE!?!" he roared pulling the heavy iron pot off of his head.
"Jus a bit o' fun" said Jack quietly (he seemed a bit dazed), " and may I ask you what in the name of Davy Jones locker are yeh in me cabin for wi'ou' knocking?" He said gaining back some of his captainly manner.
"Sorry Captain," said Gibbs "Is jus that Ana Maria spotted another ship off in the distance off. Thought yeh would like to take a look."
Immediately any trace of a smile that was left on Jack's lips disappeared and his face grew grim. He yanked his golden telescope out of his pocket and strode out of the room after Mr. Gibbs. Just before he turned to shut the door he said "Will, ye keep the girls here. Keep em' safe."
A/N: Hoped you liked the chapter please review!! Tory and I like reviews. Besides the more we get the more incentive we have to post another chapter *Hint Hint* ; -)