The Misadventures of Ky Kiske
By: Invader-Zam4
Disclaimer: All of the characters portrayed here are not mine. All of the Guilty Gear XX characters mentioned is property of Sammy. Please don't sue me. I don't have any money
CHAPTER ONE: Misadventure Parody Starts Now! Ky's New Persona!
Ky walked with Johnny along the metallic hull of the May ship. The place was eerily quiet. Ky had decided to take Johnny's offer of going into a life of crime in order to shell out the 1,000,000 world dollars that Jam borrowed. As they walked, Ky could not help but contemplate that he would abhor himself for everything he was going to do. But there was no turning back now. He would gladly take on the world as long as Jam was with him. He had enough of playing the messiah. It was time to receive what was due to him.
Johnny noticed Ky's deep thought and sought to break the silence.
"Ky, are you sure about this? You could be gone for an indefinite amount of time. What about your job at the police station?"
"I never used any sick days. I have enough to go on a 4-month paid vacation. Which is precisely what I am doing right now."
Johnny snorted. "Well that's convenient."
They finally arrived at a door at the end of the long hallway. "Here we are." Johnny turned the huge wheel and swung open the door.
"WELCOME! MR. KISKE!"
"What on earth...?"
There was a huge welcoming party for Ky. All eleven of the girls were then. The cat and even Bertha was there. A big banner reading "Welcome Mr. Kiske" was hung upwards. Everyone was clapping and throwing confetti at the dumbfounded cop.
"Johnny, what is this?"
"Well, we couldn't let you be a part of the Jellyfish pirates without a proper welcome now could we?"
May approached Ky. "Don't worry Ky, Johnny explained everything to us! We'll work even harder at pillaging, ransacking, stealing and buccaneering to help you get Jam back."
At the back, April was talking to August. "Oh my, how romantic! Your sweetheart going on death defying adventure all for your sake!"
"Yes. It's enough to make any girl swoon" The two just giggled at the background.
Ky was still stunned, even when all the girls were talking on how Ky is on a romantic adventure, how more handsome Johnny is than Ky, on how Ky is still wearing his Holy Knights uniform, on how they imagined Ky in a pirate's outfit. Johnny noticed on how the giggling was getting louder than the motors.
"Alright everyone! Lets finish this celebration with one last welcome to our newest member!"
"Welcome to the Jellyfish pirates, Mr. Ky!"
With a last applause, the celebration ended. Then another one began. The banner that read "Welcome Mr. Kiske" was turned over. It now read "Goodbye Johnny!" The mood of the party changed from a happy, genki type to one with a hint of...pouting?
"Humph, Where is Johnny going without us?"
"It seems real suspicious to me..."
"I bet he's going out with another woman..."
"He should take me with him!"
"No, he should take me!"
"NO! ME!"
"No! ME!"
The celebration turned ugly as a flurry of dolphins, harpoons, bullets, whales and helms were thrown by the girls at each other.
"Why would Johnny take you? Your but ugly!"
"Yeah?! Well at least I have breasts! Ow! Watch it with those helms!"
"Your all wrong! He should take me! Beat them up Mr. Dolphin!"
"Hah! Just try it! Well have dolphin blubber tonight!"
"Owch! That's me hair! Don't make me dislocate your thorax!"
"I don't HAVE a thorax!"
Johnny, seeing that the royal rumble catfight was going to destroy the ship, called all the girls. The fighting immediately stopped (Charisma roll: Critical success)
"Girls! Girls! There's no need for you to be suspicious where I'm going! I may not be taking anyone of you, but that doesn't mean I love you any less right?" He smiled his patented Kim Kapwan rip off smile. The light reflecting of Johnny's perfect teeth was enough to swoon the girls into a coma. Which they did. After seeing that the girls had calmed down, Johnny decided that it was time to leave.
"Okay Ky, there all yours."
"Wait! What do I do?"
"Don't worry, the girls will take care of the ship. You'll only join them if the missions are dangerous. See ya..."
With that, Johnny walked away. Ky sighed and asked himself "What have I gotten yourself into Ky?" As Ky turned, he saw the girls had miraculously recovered from their coma and was smiling at Ky.
"So what do we do now? Mr. Ky?"
Ky sighed once more. "The sooner we get a million world dollars the better. But I would like to get to know all of you a little better though?"
The girls giggled as they went into a line and did a roll call.
"January! Please call me Jan! I am the helmsmaiden of the ship! I can drive anything! Whether it be a ship, a hover car or a war mecha, I can drive it!"
"Febuary! Please call me Love! I am one of the ship's cleaning crew! I can clean a place out very quickly! I can find money hidden in an underwear drawer!"
"March! Please call me...uh, March! I am the ship's cook! I help Bertha in the kitchen! I make sure we have yummy meals for everyone!"
"April! Please call me...uh, April! I am the ship's operator! I help keep the ship in air by monitoring all the aspects of it! I'm also good intelligence retrieval! I make all the missions we carry out!"
"May! Please call me May! I am the First Mate of the Ship! I help...um keep enemies away with a big anchor and whales!"
"June! Please call me June! I am the ship's decorator! I make sure the ship is up to date with the latest decorations so that we are the prettiest pirates in the air!"
"July! Please call me July! I am the ship's demolition expert! I blow stuff up, blow stuff up, blow stuff up and use the things on the ground to make stuff that blows stuff up!"
"August! Please call me August! I am the ship's mechanic! I make a lot of big mechas and make sure the ship is running smoothly!"
"September! Please call me Steph! I am the ship's combat expert! I know five forms of karate, two forms of jujitsu and one form of interpretive dance! "
"October! Please call me Olivia! I am the ship's firearms expert! I like guns! I like bullets! My favorite gun is a harpoon gun! I am also the ship's sniper. I can dissemble a magical rod and reassemble it in eight seconds flat!"
"November! Please call me Saint! I am the ship's medic! I know a lot of magical healing and can patch up any wound! I even know some medical science! Fanny taught me when she stopped by looking for Faust!"
"And I'm Bertha. Head cook of the ship. Don't worry Ky, I'll make sure that these girls behave."
Ky could not help but back up when he heard each girl's specialty. These girls were very dangerous. What kind of a father is Johnny?
"Um...Mr. Ky?"
"Yes...uh...June?"
"You don't intend to go buccaneering in your Holy Knights uniform right?"
"Why, something wrong with it?"
"Well, I'm sure you don't want anyone to find out that you have turned to a life of crime right? Well, your uniform is a dead give away to who you are. Plus, if the other groups see that we have a Holy Knight with us not only will we be the laughing stock of the underworld we will be mistrusted. They will think we are snitches!"
"I guess your right. But what would you suggest?"
June smiled a sly smile as she faced her comrades. "Giiiiiiiirls?"
Everyone smiled and screamed "MAKEOVER!!!!!!!!" All the girls tackled Ky and brought him to the costume room. There, Ky tried on everything that the girls could find. Ky was just swept away with the excitement of the girls.
KY CATALOGUE, SPRING OF 2090
April the Commentator: "With the new line of Ky outfits taking the market by storm, what ensemble will reign as the ultimate Ky alternate costume? Lets watch..."
Ky in the flying Dutchman costume from Spongebob Squarepants.
"Without the beard and the eery green blow, Ky just doesn't look intimidating enough."
Ky in Johnny's outfit.
"Nope, only Johnny can pull that fashionable look off."
Ky in the Johnny Bravo outfit.
"Ky isn't muscular enough and his hair isn't long enough to make a sky scraper out of."
Ky the cat guy
"* giggle * Sorry. Fan Service"
Digi-Kyrat
"* laugh * Sorry, more fan service..."
Ky Howard
"He looks a lot like Rock, but his eyes aren't flaring red."
Tatewaki Kyno
"Blondes just can't pull of the blue lightning samurai look."
Sakura Teisen's Kyyama
"The white suit looks good on him, plus the guitar is a nice touch. But Ky can't play the guitar."
Kyff Underdn
"Brown version of the Holy Knight's uniform looks great, but the white hair makes Ky look old."
Ky the Sol Knight
"Red-white instead of blue-white eh?... I hate it!"
Ky the ONE
"Black suit and black kilt on Ky makes Neo look like a girl! But black is sooo out of season."
Ashley Kyot from Vagrant Story.
"OOOHHH! He's showing his ass! The cowlick is a nice touch. But the bulky armor doesn't look nice though..."
ChingKy
"Ghetto Ky in da house!"
Anakin Kywalker
"COOLNESS! Rat's tail looks bad though."
And so after so many Ky puns, the girls finally chose an outfit for Ky. Blue cap with Johnny's skull and cross bones on them. Shades. Black Shirt. Denim Pants. Blue denim vest. Ky now looks like Clark from KOF. The outfit completely hides Ky's identity.
"Great! Now we have to chose a name."
"Yeah. Going around calling him Ky would be a dead give away too."
"But whats a good one?"
"We need one that says 'I'm a bandit so get out of my way'
"How about 'I'm a bandit so get out of my way'?"
"Um!"
"OW! Just kidding!"
"I know!" Exclaimed the first mate. "From now on, you are Klyde!"
"Yeah! That's a good name!"
"Yeah! Three cheers for our new, temporary, leader Klyde!"
"HIPHIPHOORAY!HIPHIPHOORAY!HIPHIPHOORAY!"
Ky sighed once again. Hiding his identity. Hanging out with pirates. He was now becoming a true bandit.
"Okay Klyde. One last step to your transformation."
"What now?"
"You need to get rid of your trade mark weapon."
"You mean the Furaiken? I can't go into battle with any other weapon. And..." Ky shifted into a dark somber mood. "Jam got into a lot of trouble for this."
"We understand. But it will be too obvious if you charge head on with a Jinki."
"Um, Mr. Ky?"
"What is it August?"
"If it would be alright with you, I have made a weapon that will allow you to use the lightning seal sword without showing it to people."
"You have? What is it?"
"Come with me please..."
***
Ky, August, Bertha and the rest of the May ship crew moved to the hangar. There was a vehicle covered in a white sheet. August approached it.
"Everyone, I present to you..." She uncovered the mysterious vehicle. "THE FURAIBOT! OR THE FRB!"
The FRB was a green mecha. It was about six or seven feet. There was a seat on the top, which was obviously the cockpit. One of the arms was a megaman- esque blaster. The other arm had fingers. The legs looked stable enough to carry the whole thing.
"Lightning magic is used to power the mecha. It is also the ammo used for the blaster. Lightning bullets have the same force as fire bullets. But they leave an after shock after hitting, paralyzing the target!"
Ky approached the FRB. As he placed his hand on the mecha, he suddenly remembered that he wanted to pilot a bot when he was a boy. Looks like his wish would come true. But he was a bit uncomfortable of striking from a distance. He had always fought honorably. Now he would have to reduce himself to cowardice as he abuses his range advantage.
"It's for Jam. It's for Jam." He told himself as he was returning to his crusader mode.
"Mr. Ky, all it need now is a power source." August said as she pointed the back of the mecha. There was a furaiken-shaped hole at the back. As Ky placed his beloved sword in the slot, the FRB went online. The back closed, safely hiding its power source. The FRB then stood up.
"Go on Mr. Ky, try it out!" encouraged August. Ky climbed into the seat. It was surprissingly comfortable. Then Ky looked again as he saw that the seat was actually a Lay-Z-Boy. August began explaining the controls.
"You raise the gun arm with this lever and the other arm with this one. You can control the fingers with the buttons there. Now, raise the gun arms. Push that button there on the lever to shoot. Now aim for that dummy. Okay, now shoot!"
Ky complied. As he shot, an electric bullet flied from the arm. It blew up the target. Ky was a bit shocked at his attack. But there was a twinge of... enjoyment? Ky saw the other targets. He rotated the body and fired at them. Ky imagined the targets as Grant and Mr. Jerk. He imagined Grant as an effeminate faggot and Mr. Jerk as a fat businessman who sleeps with little kids. Ky's rage, the easy attack, the resulting explosion that resulted, all this lead to Ky going...
"You evil BASTARD! How DARE YOU HURT AND KIDNAP JAM! I WILL BLOW YOU TO KINGDOM COME!"
...trigger happy.
"HAHAHAHAHA! I'LL BLOW ALL OF YOU UP! HAHAHA EVIL RUFFIANS! KNOW YUR PLACE! EVIL SHALL NOT PREVAIL!"
The girls got a bit worried as Ky began shooting anything in the hangar.
May saw that this was a good time to assert her authority. "OKAY KLYDE! You had your fun! Now stop that!" Ky was not listening. "Well, this is probably for your own good anyway, come on out, MR. WHALE!"
Great Yamada popped out of nowhere. He was on a collision course with Ky. Ky saw the whale and remembered all the times he took the full damage from a huge sea mammal headed straight for him and on how it...hurt. All the concussions. All the comas. All the barnacles! And Ky was still in his right state of mind. He then charged up the hand arm of the FRB.
"Not this time you moving mass of oil and blubber!"
With a 180-degree spin, he punched the whale right in the kisser. There must have been a lot of force in that charged fist, as it flew the whale to the hangar wall, causing the ship to tilt for a while. Then Ky charged up his gun arm and fired a huge energy blast at the unfortunate creature. It would have been the force of a sacred edge. Needless to say, the whale became...medium rare.
"AAAAAHHH!!! MR. WHALE!"
"Cool! Who wants whale blubber tonight?"
"OH! I DO!"
"ME TOO! ME TOO!"
"CAN I HAVE THE LIVER?"
"ALL OF YOU, SHUT UP!"
May ran towards the poor thing and started crying buckets. Ky recovered from his blood rage and ran towards May.
"Oh dear! I'm so sorry May! I didn't mean to hurt the whale!"
Saint approached the poor girl. "You know May, since you made Yamada out of water magic, you could just make him disappear and appear again. He will be as good as new!
May stopped crying. "Your right Saint!" Then he looked at Ky with a certain hint of malice. He was unarmed. No furaiken. No FRB. This was a perfect time to...
"COME ON OUT MR. WHALE!"
***
When Ky awoke, he was in the medical bay. He felt like a truck or a 20-ton sea mammal ran over him. Saint and August was at his side.
"Are you feeling better, Klyde-san?"
"Yeah, I guess. Don't worry, I've been hit with worse."
"Ky, can I ask you something?"
"What is it August?"
"How did you know about the 360-rotating ability, the taser fist and the charged shot? I haven't told you those features yet."
Ky reflected. How did he know all those functions?
"Well, you see my only pleasure, before tea-cup collecting, was playing mecha games. Front Missions, Heavy arms, G-Generation Gundam, Super Robot Wars Alpha, Armored Core, I loved those games. When I saw the similarities of the FRB's cockpit and in those games, I guess I just assumed those features. I always liked mechas for some reason."
August laughed. "Well once your feeling better, come to the hanger. There is one last function I need to show you."
***
Ky went to the cockpit and started up the FRB.
"Okay August. Now what?"
"See that button that's labeled TT? Press and hold it."
Ky did so. A laser scope appeared.
"Not target that plane and release it!"
Ky, moved the FBR to target the plane and fired. The body opened up and fired an electrical ball. When it hit the plane, it didn't do any damage, but there was a circle in front of it and four electrical arrows pointing at the circle.
"That's the Taser Target. You see, on the field, many of my ship mate gets distracted easily. Our latest hostage-taking ploy failed because May, who was the get away pilot, had to stop by and buy some mangas! She said that she really needed the latest-yaoi filled comic of Gensomaden Saiyuki! That and June flirted with one of the handsome hostages! Shouting at them won't do any good. So when they see this, they will know that they want you to investigate the target."
Ky was a bit taken back by the need of the Taser Target. I guess after all, they were still girls. Pirates or not.
Just then, April came in.
"Mr. Ky, I mean Klyde? Are you ready for your first buccaneering mission?"
This was the moment Ky had been waiting for. Ky was ready. All traces of doubt had gone away from his mind. He was ready to start stealing, looting, pillaging and hurting people. It's time to get what he was due and he was due 1,000,000 world dollars! Then in the back of his mind, he was thinking that after the mission, he would be praying 8 rosaries in penance.
***
Bridge
"Okay April. What are our available missions?"
"We can choose from four missions Mr. Klyde!"
Ky looked at his options. They were basically robbing from a bank, stealing cargo from a port, going underground to explore some ruins and investigating that ruin that Jam was about to go into. Robbing a bank would be the easiest way to get some quick cash, so Ky thought.
"We are robbing a bank!"
"Yes sir! I will get the necessary preparations!"
***
Meeting Room
Ky entered the meeting room. The eleven girls were already there, chatting, throwing paper airplanes, swooning on Johnny's picture, reading an old tabloid with Ky and Sol on the cover in a provocative position.
"Okay! Lets get this pre-mission meeting started!"
OBJECTIVES
"We are basically robbing a bank right? How much is the expected money that is currently deposited in the bank's vault?"
"50,000 world dollars."
"That's not a lot, but it's a start."
MAP
"The bank is on a small island town."
"Klyde, I will now explain the mission plan"
"Go ahead April."
"We will drop you off directly in front of the bank. From there, proceed to robbing it. We will come in ten minutes to pick you up. If we play our cards right, we'll escape even before the police come!"
CREW
"Mr. Klyde, for each mission, you must choose four of us to accompany you. No more, no less. You can't add Jan since she is the get away pilot. Please choose who will be the most beneficial to your mission."
"Olivia and Steph, just in case things get ugly. June, in case she sees something that might be useful, and Love since she asked nicely."
MECHA
"Mr. Klyde, you will be piloting the FBR for this mission. Things could get ugly down there and you need to be combat ready."
"Alright."
MISSION START
***
Jan swooped down with one of the May ship's ships. The FBR was hanging below it and the four girls on the FBR. As Jan swooped near a building, the FRB let go. Klyde landed with a loud thud in front of the building. Jan then pulled up away. Klyde knew the essentiality of time for this mission hence he made haste. Ky was also very serious when it came to mission matters.
"Is this the bank? Ok..." He used the taser bomb to blow open the door. The girls took this as their signal and rushed into the building. Moments later...
"Meow!"
"Ruff!"
"Chirp!"
"Pikachu!"
The four girls ran out, followed by a bunch of animals.
"Mr. Klyde! Its full of animals!"
"Huh?" Klyde looked up and saw the sign. There was a dog with the doctor's headband on.
"This isn't the bank. It's an animal hospital! Argh, the bank must be on the other side of the island... Klyde to May ship. Come in, May ship!"
"May ship here! Whats up Klyde?"
"Intelligence failure. Abort mission. Come pick us up!"
"Roger that Klyde! We'll pick you up in five minutes!"
"Roger that, over and out."
Love approached Ky. "Mr. Klyde! We found some money!"
Ky thought for a while. Now that they were here, they might as well make the most of out of the trip.
"We may still be able to reach the 50,000 world dollars. Grab what you can!"
"Yes sir! Klyde sir!"
Klyde rushed to the nearest house. He blew the door open with a taser target and the girls rushed in. We see the girls opening drawers, lifting beds, opening cupboards, opening cookie jars and basically making a mess out of the place. They even opened the TV. What program is shown? Nothing. It just shows the ol' ps1 justice in ol' ps1 graphics using the ol' ps1 orbital destruction on ol' ps1 sol.
Scene shift back to the town. The girls come out with some cash! Looks like Love did a cleaner sweep than he thought. He moved to the next house and did the same. As the girls were in the house, a man started throwing rocks at Klyde.
"Go away!"
Klyde didn't want to hurt the poor sucker. Just let him know that it would be wiser to make a run for it rather than fight. He set the gun arm to stun and shot the vigilant, foolish civilian. Even though it was in its lowest setting, the gun arm still charred the guy unconscious. Then, out of the man, world dollars started flying. Strange, but now was not the time to question money. Get what ever comes. He did the same to some other civilians that tried fighting him with sticks, rocks and dogs. As he charred all of them, their money seemed to exit their body. It was like he was in an RPG where money appeared after killing a monster, except he didn't level up. Klyde found a less aggressive way of dealing with the pesky citizens who were seriously scratching the FRB. He taser targeted them and the girls would pick them up, shake them, and pick up the world dollars that fell down.
Eventually, the police came. Klyde saw that confrontation could not be avoided, so he decided to charge up his gun arm. The he noticed that the cops were carrying riot shields and energy rods. Those were still worth something! So he taser targeted the cops and the girls just tackled and stole their riot shields and energy rods. Klyde could not help but smack his forehead and mutter "Lousy training."
Then Klyde saw the police car. He noticed the skill of the girls on salvaging so... why the heck not? He taser targeted the car. The girls pulled out some tools and began working on the car. They came back with wheels, motors, car radios, car mirrors, magazines and sirens. Klyde was reaching the goal. But time was running out. Klyde then saw the other police cars headed towards him. Then Klyde went trigger-happy. The cars never even got close. They blew up from Klyde's barrage and sent the officers airborne. Curiously enough, world dollars came flying out of nowhere. The girls wasted no time in collecting the loosed world dollars. Klyde had reached the 50,000-world dollars aim.
Meanwhile, on the highway to the animal hospital, a lone officer was trying to get to the crime scene. This officer was different. He was still a boy. He wore a hood over his head and a big handcuff around his waist. Plus he wasn't riding on a hover police car. He was riding on...yoyos?
"Oh man! I'm so late! Why didn't the alarm go off?!" He whined as he reached the crime scene. Klyde had turned the small town into rubble before Bridget came in. When he arrived, he confronted the FBR.
Bridget began speaking through a loud speaker. "Hello, hello, is this thing on?"
"Huh?"
"You there! In the robot! Come out with your hands up!"
"Took you long enough. Did your mommy have to wake you?" Klyde asked in an out-of-character mocking tone.
"Wha... How did you... NO! No she didn't!"
"Yeah, yeah whatever."
"Oooh! Your really going to get it now!"
Officer Bridget threw a teddy bear at the FRB
"Am I supposed to be afraid of a teddy..*" Klyde then took a look at the bear. It had a dark expression. An expression of one that is damned. An expression that could drive millions into dementia. Yes! The bear looked like ROGER! Knowing that something as evil like that had some evil trick up in its sleeve. Klyde made the FRB jump back as he open fired on the teddy bear.
BOOM!
There was enough force in that bear to knock Klyde and the girls to the animal hospital. Bridget then pursued, cuddling another bear. Klyde saw that the little boy must have had more bears, so he took an evasive approach. Basically running away before the bears, or the resulting explosion, could hit him. Bridget was destroying the few buildings that was left standing. Klyde just ran around trying to get a good shot at Officer Bridget. Bridget just dodged the lightning bullets as he continually threw ballistic bears at his adversary.
"Shoot, the pick-up can't land if there is a battle. I got to find away to take out this copper." Klyde then saw a car, probably the only thing not charred within a three-mile radius. With the FRB, Klyde picked up the car and faced Officer Bridget.
"You're coming downtown with me!" shouted the officer as he threw another bear while advancing at the pirate. At the same time, Klyde threw the car. The two hit, causing a massive explosion. Bridget had to shield himself form the resulting blast. When the blast began subsiding, Bridget saw a huge energy blast that somehow reminded him of the sacred edge. The power of the blast sent the British officer flying for a good few meters. As he got up, Klyde shot a taser target at him. Bridget wondered why there was a target on him, then he saw the four girls accompanying the machine charge at him. He shifted into his star yo-yo defense.
Olivia started shooting at Bridget with one of the stolen energy rods while June pulled out of her spring catalogue 2086 ascot a couple of ornamental knives and threw it at Bridget. Bridget easily deflected the projectiles. Then the he noticed the two other girls got into striking distance. Steph got into a flying kick pose while Love spun her mop like a spear. The two hit Bridget at the same time, propelling him into another few good meters.
Bridget was getting agitated. He rushed with his yo-yo rush move. Klyde saw him coming and shot the mountain face repeatedly. This resulted in a rockslide. Bridget to jump to avoid the rocks. He did so, thankfully. As he breathed a sigh of relief...
"Hey kid, you forgot something." Klyde then threw one of the bears at him.
"Huh? This one must have been a dud."
Kzt! Kzt! Kzt!
When Bridget looked, there were three lightning bullets headed towards him.
KABOOOOOOOM! This sent Bridget flying into the stratosphere and fall back down, charred. Charred, a symbol of defeat and paying the victor for defeating you, so it would seem. A charred Bridget kneeled up to face his victorious foe.
"Jan to Klyde! I'm here to pick you up!"
"Roger that! Over and out!"
* Cough * Cough*
"You should get an alarm clock so that you will wake up earlier. Well,
see ya!"
"WAIT! I'm not finished with you! Oooh darn! Just you wait!"
***
On the way back to the May ship, Ky contemplated on how he acted during the mission. Why was he like that? Why didn't he hesitate to hurt all those people? Where did those witty remarks to Bridget come from?
Ky remembered seemed to recall back when he was small. He would always dream about being an outlaw. Being a free spirit, a desperado, not a care in the world. He would always play the outlaw, which is probably why his parents sent him to the Holy Knight's Military School when he was only ten. Now that he has the chance, he seem to be living his forgotten dream, as Klyde! The new, brave temporary, leader of the Jelly fish pirates!
***
Preview of next chapter: "Konichiwa mina-san! Its me! Klyde! Wow, we seem to be stealing cargo from the docks in our next adventure. What's the cargo anyway? SAKE?! Oh dear, I have a bad feeling about this... Next time on the Misadventures of Ky Kiske: Sake Run! Please wait for me Jam!"
Disclaimer: All of the characters portrayed here are not mine. All of the Guilty Gear XX characters mentioned is property of Sammy. Please don't sue me. I don't have any money
CHAPTER ONE: Misadventure Parody Starts Now! Ky's New Persona!
Ky walked with Johnny along the metallic hull of the May ship. The place was eerily quiet. Ky had decided to take Johnny's offer of going into a life of crime in order to shell out the 1,000,000 world dollars that Jam borrowed. As they walked, Ky could not help but contemplate that he would abhor himself for everything he was going to do. But there was no turning back now. He would gladly take on the world as long as Jam was with him. He had enough of playing the messiah. It was time to receive what was due to him.
Johnny noticed Ky's deep thought and sought to break the silence.
"Ky, are you sure about this? You could be gone for an indefinite amount of time. What about your job at the police station?"
"I never used any sick days. I have enough to go on a 4-month paid vacation. Which is precisely what I am doing right now."
Johnny snorted. "Well that's convenient."
They finally arrived at a door at the end of the long hallway. "Here we are." Johnny turned the huge wheel and swung open the door.
"WELCOME! MR. KISKE!"
"What on earth...?"
There was a huge welcoming party for Ky. All eleven of the girls were then. The cat and even Bertha was there. A big banner reading "Welcome Mr. Kiske" was hung upwards. Everyone was clapping and throwing confetti at the dumbfounded cop.
"Johnny, what is this?"
"Well, we couldn't let you be a part of the Jellyfish pirates without a proper welcome now could we?"
May approached Ky. "Don't worry Ky, Johnny explained everything to us! We'll work even harder at pillaging, ransacking, stealing and buccaneering to help you get Jam back."
At the back, April was talking to August. "Oh my, how romantic! Your sweetheart going on death defying adventure all for your sake!"
"Yes. It's enough to make any girl swoon" The two just giggled at the background.
Ky was still stunned, even when all the girls were talking on how Ky is on a romantic adventure, how more handsome Johnny is than Ky, on how Ky is still wearing his Holy Knights uniform, on how they imagined Ky in a pirate's outfit. Johnny noticed on how the giggling was getting louder than the motors.
"Alright everyone! Lets finish this celebration with one last welcome to our newest member!"
"Welcome to the Jellyfish pirates, Mr. Ky!"
With a last applause, the celebration ended. Then another one began. The banner that read "Welcome Mr. Kiske" was turned over. It now read "Goodbye Johnny!" The mood of the party changed from a happy, genki type to one with a hint of...pouting?
"Humph, Where is Johnny going without us?"
"It seems real suspicious to me..."
"I bet he's going out with another woman..."
"He should take me with him!"
"No, he should take me!"
"NO! ME!"
"No! ME!"
The celebration turned ugly as a flurry of dolphins, harpoons, bullets, whales and helms were thrown by the girls at each other.
"Why would Johnny take you? Your but ugly!"
"Yeah?! Well at least I have breasts! Ow! Watch it with those helms!"
"Your all wrong! He should take me! Beat them up Mr. Dolphin!"
"Hah! Just try it! Well have dolphin blubber tonight!"
"Owch! That's me hair! Don't make me dislocate your thorax!"
"I don't HAVE a thorax!"
Johnny, seeing that the royal rumble catfight was going to destroy the ship, called all the girls. The fighting immediately stopped (Charisma roll: Critical success)
"Girls! Girls! There's no need for you to be suspicious where I'm going! I may not be taking anyone of you, but that doesn't mean I love you any less right?" He smiled his patented Kim Kapwan rip off smile. The light reflecting of Johnny's perfect teeth was enough to swoon the girls into a coma. Which they did. After seeing that the girls had calmed down, Johnny decided that it was time to leave.
"Okay Ky, there all yours."
"Wait! What do I do?"
"Don't worry, the girls will take care of the ship. You'll only join them if the missions are dangerous. See ya..."
With that, Johnny walked away. Ky sighed and asked himself "What have I gotten yourself into Ky?" As Ky turned, he saw the girls had miraculously recovered from their coma and was smiling at Ky.
"So what do we do now? Mr. Ky?"
Ky sighed once more. "The sooner we get a million world dollars the better. But I would like to get to know all of you a little better though?"
The girls giggled as they went into a line and did a roll call.
"January! Please call me Jan! I am the helmsmaiden of the ship! I can drive anything! Whether it be a ship, a hover car or a war mecha, I can drive it!"
"Febuary! Please call me Love! I am one of the ship's cleaning crew! I can clean a place out very quickly! I can find money hidden in an underwear drawer!"
"March! Please call me...uh, March! I am the ship's cook! I help Bertha in the kitchen! I make sure we have yummy meals for everyone!"
"April! Please call me...uh, April! I am the ship's operator! I help keep the ship in air by monitoring all the aspects of it! I'm also good intelligence retrieval! I make all the missions we carry out!"
"May! Please call me May! I am the First Mate of the Ship! I help...um keep enemies away with a big anchor and whales!"
"June! Please call me June! I am the ship's decorator! I make sure the ship is up to date with the latest decorations so that we are the prettiest pirates in the air!"
"July! Please call me July! I am the ship's demolition expert! I blow stuff up, blow stuff up, blow stuff up and use the things on the ground to make stuff that blows stuff up!"
"August! Please call me August! I am the ship's mechanic! I make a lot of big mechas and make sure the ship is running smoothly!"
"September! Please call me Steph! I am the ship's combat expert! I know five forms of karate, two forms of jujitsu and one form of interpretive dance! "
"October! Please call me Olivia! I am the ship's firearms expert! I like guns! I like bullets! My favorite gun is a harpoon gun! I am also the ship's sniper. I can dissemble a magical rod and reassemble it in eight seconds flat!"
"November! Please call me Saint! I am the ship's medic! I know a lot of magical healing and can patch up any wound! I even know some medical science! Fanny taught me when she stopped by looking for Faust!"
"And I'm Bertha. Head cook of the ship. Don't worry Ky, I'll make sure that these girls behave."
Ky could not help but back up when he heard each girl's specialty. These girls were very dangerous. What kind of a father is Johnny?
"Um...Mr. Ky?"
"Yes...uh...June?"
"You don't intend to go buccaneering in your Holy Knights uniform right?"
"Why, something wrong with it?"
"Well, I'm sure you don't want anyone to find out that you have turned to a life of crime right? Well, your uniform is a dead give away to who you are. Plus, if the other groups see that we have a Holy Knight with us not only will we be the laughing stock of the underworld we will be mistrusted. They will think we are snitches!"
"I guess your right. But what would you suggest?"
June smiled a sly smile as she faced her comrades. "Giiiiiiiirls?"
Everyone smiled and screamed "MAKEOVER!!!!!!!!" All the girls tackled Ky and brought him to the costume room. There, Ky tried on everything that the girls could find. Ky was just swept away with the excitement of the girls.
KY CATALOGUE, SPRING OF 2090
April the Commentator: "With the new line of Ky outfits taking the market by storm, what ensemble will reign as the ultimate Ky alternate costume? Lets watch..."
Ky in the flying Dutchman costume from Spongebob Squarepants.
"Without the beard and the eery green blow, Ky just doesn't look intimidating enough."
Ky in Johnny's outfit.
"Nope, only Johnny can pull that fashionable look off."
Ky in the Johnny Bravo outfit.
"Ky isn't muscular enough and his hair isn't long enough to make a sky scraper out of."
Ky the cat guy
"* giggle * Sorry. Fan Service"
Digi-Kyrat
"* laugh * Sorry, more fan service..."
Ky Howard
"He looks a lot like Rock, but his eyes aren't flaring red."
Tatewaki Kyno
"Blondes just can't pull of the blue lightning samurai look."
Sakura Teisen's Kyyama
"The white suit looks good on him, plus the guitar is a nice touch. But Ky can't play the guitar."
Kyff Underdn
"Brown version of the Holy Knight's uniform looks great, but the white hair makes Ky look old."
Ky the Sol Knight
"Red-white instead of blue-white eh?... I hate it!"
Ky the ONE
"Black suit and black kilt on Ky makes Neo look like a girl! But black is sooo out of season."
Ashley Kyot from Vagrant Story.
"OOOHHH! He's showing his ass! The cowlick is a nice touch. But the bulky armor doesn't look nice though..."
ChingKy
"Ghetto Ky in da house!"
Anakin Kywalker
"COOLNESS! Rat's tail looks bad though."
And so after so many Ky puns, the girls finally chose an outfit for Ky. Blue cap with Johnny's skull and cross bones on them. Shades. Black Shirt. Denim Pants. Blue denim vest. Ky now looks like Clark from KOF. The outfit completely hides Ky's identity.
"Great! Now we have to chose a name."
"Yeah. Going around calling him Ky would be a dead give away too."
"But whats a good one?"
"We need one that says 'I'm a bandit so get out of my way'
"How about 'I'm a bandit so get out of my way'?"
"Um!"
"OW! Just kidding!"
"I know!" Exclaimed the first mate. "From now on, you are Klyde!"
"Yeah! That's a good name!"
"Yeah! Three cheers for our new, temporary, leader Klyde!"
"HIPHIPHOORAY!HIPHIPHOORAY!HIPHIPHOORAY!"
Ky sighed once again. Hiding his identity. Hanging out with pirates. He was now becoming a true bandit.
"Okay Klyde. One last step to your transformation."
"What now?"
"You need to get rid of your trade mark weapon."
"You mean the Furaiken? I can't go into battle with any other weapon. And..." Ky shifted into a dark somber mood. "Jam got into a lot of trouble for this."
"We understand. But it will be too obvious if you charge head on with a Jinki."
"Um, Mr. Ky?"
"What is it August?"
"If it would be alright with you, I have made a weapon that will allow you to use the lightning seal sword without showing it to people."
"You have? What is it?"
"Come with me please..."
***
Ky, August, Bertha and the rest of the May ship crew moved to the hangar. There was a vehicle covered in a white sheet. August approached it.
"Everyone, I present to you..." She uncovered the mysterious vehicle. "THE FURAIBOT! OR THE FRB!"
The FRB was a green mecha. It was about six or seven feet. There was a seat on the top, which was obviously the cockpit. One of the arms was a megaman- esque blaster. The other arm had fingers. The legs looked stable enough to carry the whole thing.
"Lightning magic is used to power the mecha. It is also the ammo used for the blaster. Lightning bullets have the same force as fire bullets. But they leave an after shock after hitting, paralyzing the target!"
Ky approached the FRB. As he placed his hand on the mecha, he suddenly remembered that he wanted to pilot a bot when he was a boy. Looks like his wish would come true. But he was a bit uncomfortable of striking from a distance. He had always fought honorably. Now he would have to reduce himself to cowardice as he abuses his range advantage.
"It's for Jam. It's for Jam." He told himself as he was returning to his crusader mode.
"Mr. Ky, all it need now is a power source." August said as she pointed the back of the mecha. There was a furaiken-shaped hole at the back. As Ky placed his beloved sword in the slot, the FRB went online. The back closed, safely hiding its power source. The FRB then stood up.
"Go on Mr. Ky, try it out!" encouraged August. Ky climbed into the seat. It was surprissingly comfortable. Then Ky looked again as he saw that the seat was actually a Lay-Z-Boy. August began explaining the controls.
"You raise the gun arm with this lever and the other arm with this one. You can control the fingers with the buttons there. Now, raise the gun arms. Push that button there on the lever to shoot. Now aim for that dummy. Okay, now shoot!"
Ky complied. As he shot, an electric bullet flied from the arm. It blew up the target. Ky was a bit shocked at his attack. But there was a twinge of... enjoyment? Ky saw the other targets. He rotated the body and fired at them. Ky imagined the targets as Grant and Mr. Jerk. He imagined Grant as an effeminate faggot and Mr. Jerk as a fat businessman who sleeps with little kids. Ky's rage, the easy attack, the resulting explosion that resulted, all this lead to Ky going...
"You evil BASTARD! How DARE YOU HURT AND KIDNAP JAM! I WILL BLOW YOU TO KINGDOM COME!"
...trigger happy.
"HAHAHAHAHA! I'LL BLOW ALL OF YOU UP! HAHAHA EVIL RUFFIANS! KNOW YUR PLACE! EVIL SHALL NOT PREVAIL!"
The girls got a bit worried as Ky began shooting anything in the hangar.
May saw that this was a good time to assert her authority. "OKAY KLYDE! You had your fun! Now stop that!" Ky was not listening. "Well, this is probably for your own good anyway, come on out, MR. WHALE!"
Great Yamada popped out of nowhere. He was on a collision course with Ky. Ky saw the whale and remembered all the times he took the full damage from a huge sea mammal headed straight for him and on how it...hurt. All the concussions. All the comas. All the barnacles! And Ky was still in his right state of mind. He then charged up the hand arm of the FRB.
"Not this time you moving mass of oil and blubber!"
With a 180-degree spin, he punched the whale right in the kisser. There must have been a lot of force in that charged fist, as it flew the whale to the hangar wall, causing the ship to tilt for a while. Then Ky charged up his gun arm and fired a huge energy blast at the unfortunate creature. It would have been the force of a sacred edge. Needless to say, the whale became...medium rare.
"AAAAAHHH!!! MR. WHALE!"
"Cool! Who wants whale blubber tonight?"
"OH! I DO!"
"ME TOO! ME TOO!"
"CAN I HAVE THE LIVER?"
"ALL OF YOU, SHUT UP!"
May ran towards the poor thing and started crying buckets. Ky recovered from his blood rage and ran towards May.
"Oh dear! I'm so sorry May! I didn't mean to hurt the whale!"
Saint approached the poor girl. "You know May, since you made Yamada out of water magic, you could just make him disappear and appear again. He will be as good as new!
May stopped crying. "Your right Saint!" Then he looked at Ky with a certain hint of malice. He was unarmed. No furaiken. No FRB. This was a perfect time to...
"COME ON OUT MR. WHALE!"
***
When Ky awoke, he was in the medical bay. He felt like a truck or a 20-ton sea mammal ran over him. Saint and August was at his side.
"Are you feeling better, Klyde-san?"
"Yeah, I guess. Don't worry, I've been hit with worse."
"Ky, can I ask you something?"
"What is it August?"
"How did you know about the 360-rotating ability, the taser fist and the charged shot? I haven't told you those features yet."
Ky reflected. How did he know all those functions?
"Well, you see my only pleasure, before tea-cup collecting, was playing mecha games. Front Missions, Heavy arms, G-Generation Gundam, Super Robot Wars Alpha, Armored Core, I loved those games. When I saw the similarities of the FRB's cockpit and in those games, I guess I just assumed those features. I always liked mechas for some reason."
August laughed. "Well once your feeling better, come to the hanger. There is one last function I need to show you."
***
Ky went to the cockpit and started up the FRB.
"Okay August. Now what?"
"See that button that's labeled TT? Press and hold it."
Ky did so. A laser scope appeared.
"Not target that plane and release it!"
Ky, moved the FBR to target the plane and fired. The body opened up and fired an electrical ball. When it hit the plane, it didn't do any damage, but there was a circle in front of it and four electrical arrows pointing at the circle.
"That's the Taser Target. You see, on the field, many of my ship mate gets distracted easily. Our latest hostage-taking ploy failed because May, who was the get away pilot, had to stop by and buy some mangas! She said that she really needed the latest-yaoi filled comic of Gensomaden Saiyuki! That and June flirted with one of the handsome hostages! Shouting at them won't do any good. So when they see this, they will know that they want you to investigate the target."
Ky was a bit taken back by the need of the Taser Target. I guess after all, they were still girls. Pirates or not.
Just then, April came in.
"Mr. Ky, I mean Klyde? Are you ready for your first buccaneering mission?"
This was the moment Ky had been waiting for. Ky was ready. All traces of doubt had gone away from his mind. He was ready to start stealing, looting, pillaging and hurting people. It's time to get what he was due and he was due 1,000,000 world dollars! Then in the back of his mind, he was thinking that after the mission, he would be praying 8 rosaries in penance.
***
Bridge
"Okay April. What are our available missions?"
"We can choose from four missions Mr. Klyde!"
Ky looked at his options. They were basically robbing from a bank, stealing cargo from a port, going underground to explore some ruins and investigating that ruin that Jam was about to go into. Robbing a bank would be the easiest way to get some quick cash, so Ky thought.
"We are robbing a bank!"
"Yes sir! I will get the necessary preparations!"
***
Meeting Room
Ky entered the meeting room. The eleven girls were already there, chatting, throwing paper airplanes, swooning on Johnny's picture, reading an old tabloid with Ky and Sol on the cover in a provocative position.
"Okay! Lets get this pre-mission meeting started!"
OBJECTIVES
"We are basically robbing a bank right? How much is the expected money that is currently deposited in the bank's vault?"
"50,000 world dollars."
"That's not a lot, but it's a start."
MAP
"The bank is on a small island town."
"Klyde, I will now explain the mission plan"
"Go ahead April."
"We will drop you off directly in front of the bank. From there, proceed to robbing it. We will come in ten minutes to pick you up. If we play our cards right, we'll escape even before the police come!"
CREW
"Mr. Klyde, for each mission, you must choose four of us to accompany you. No more, no less. You can't add Jan since she is the get away pilot. Please choose who will be the most beneficial to your mission."
"Olivia and Steph, just in case things get ugly. June, in case she sees something that might be useful, and Love since she asked nicely."
MECHA
"Mr. Klyde, you will be piloting the FBR for this mission. Things could get ugly down there and you need to be combat ready."
"Alright."
MISSION START
***
Jan swooped down with one of the May ship's ships. The FBR was hanging below it and the four girls on the FBR. As Jan swooped near a building, the FRB let go. Klyde landed with a loud thud in front of the building. Jan then pulled up away. Klyde knew the essentiality of time for this mission hence he made haste. Ky was also very serious when it came to mission matters.
"Is this the bank? Ok..." He used the taser bomb to blow open the door. The girls took this as their signal and rushed into the building. Moments later...
"Meow!"
"Ruff!"
"Chirp!"
"Pikachu!"
The four girls ran out, followed by a bunch of animals.
"Mr. Klyde! Its full of animals!"
"Huh?" Klyde looked up and saw the sign. There was a dog with the doctor's headband on.
"This isn't the bank. It's an animal hospital! Argh, the bank must be on the other side of the island... Klyde to May ship. Come in, May ship!"
"May ship here! Whats up Klyde?"
"Intelligence failure. Abort mission. Come pick us up!"
"Roger that Klyde! We'll pick you up in five minutes!"
"Roger that, over and out."
Love approached Ky. "Mr. Klyde! We found some money!"
Ky thought for a while. Now that they were here, they might as well make the most of out of the trip.
"We may still be able to reach the 50,000 world dollars. Grab what you can!"
"Yes sir! Klyde sir!"
Klyde rushed to the nearest house. He blew the door open with a taser target and the girls rushed in. We see the girls opening drawers, lifting beds, opening cupboards, opening cookie jars and basically making a mess out of the place. They even opened the TV. What program is shown? Nothing. It just shows the ol' ps1 justice in ol' ps1 graphics using the ol' ps1 orbital destruction on ol' ps1 sol.
Scene shift back to the town. The girls come out with some cash! Looks like Love did a cleaner sweep than he thought. He moved to the next house and did the same. As the girls were in the house, a man started throwing rocks at Klyde.
"Go away!"
Klyde didn't want to hurt the poor sucker. Just let him know that it would be wiser to make a run for it rather than fight. He set the gun arm to stun and shot the vigilant, foolish civilian. Even though it was in its lowest setting, the gun arm still charred the guy unconscious. Then, out of the man, world dollars started flying. Strange, but now was not the time to question money. Get what ever comes. He did the same to some other civilians that tried fighting him with sticks, rocks and dogs. As he charred all of them, their money seemed to exit their body. It was like he was in an RPG where money appeared after killing a monster, except he didn't level up. Klyde found a less aggressive way of dealing with the pesky citizens who were seriously scratching the FRB. He taser targeted them and the girls would pick them up, shake them, and pick up the world dollars that fell down.
Eventually, the police came. Klyde saw that confrontation could not be avoided, so he decided to charge up his gun arm. The he noticed that the cops were carrying riot shields and energy rods. Those were still worth something! So he taser targeted the cops and the girls just tackled and stole their riot shields and energy rods. Klyde could not help but smack his forehead and mutter "Lousy training."
Then Klyde saw the police car. He noticed the skill of the girls on salvaging so... why the heck not? He taser targeted the car. The girls pulled out some tools and began working on the car. They came back with wheels, motors, car radios, car mirrors, magazines and sirens. Klyde was reaching the goal. But time was running out. Klyde then saw the other police cars headed towards him. Then Klyde went trigger-happy. The cars never even got close. They blew up from Klyde's barrage and sent the officers airborne. Curiously enough, world dollars came flying out of nowhere. The girls wasted no time in collecting the loosed world dollars. Klyde had reached the 50,000-world dollars aim.
Meanwhile, on the highway to the animal hospital, a lone officer was trying to get to the crime scene. This officer was different. He was still a boy. He wore a hood over his head and a big handcuff around his waist. Plus he wasn't riding on a hover police car. He was riding on...yoyos?
"Oh man! I'm so late! Why didn't the alarm go off?!" He whined as he reached the crime scene. Klyde had turned the small town into rubble before Bridget came in. When he arrived, he confronted the FBR.
Bridget began speaking through a loud speaker. "Hello, hello, is this thing on?"
"Huh?"
"You there! In the robot! Come out with your hands up!"
"Took you long enough. Did your mommy have to wake you?" Klyde asked in an out-of-character mocking tone.
"Wha... How did you... NO! No she didn't!"
"Yeah, yeah whatever."
"Oooh! Your really going to get it now!"
Officer Bridget threw a teddy bear at the FRB
"Am I supposed to be afraid of a teddy..*" Klyde then took a look at the bear. It had a dark expression. An expression of one that is damned. An expression that could drive millions into dementia. Yes! The bear looked like ROGER! Knowing that something as evil like that had some evil trick up in its sleeve. Klyde made the FRB jump back as he open fired on the teddy bear.
BOOM!
There was enough force in that bear to knock Klyde and the girls to the animal hospital. Bridget then pursued, cuddling another bear. Klyde saw that the little boy must have had more bears, so he took an evasive approach. Basically running away before the bears, or the resulting explosion, could hit him. Bridget was destroying the few buildings that was left standing. Klyde just ran around trying to get a good shot at Officer Bridget. Bridget just dodged the lightning bullets as he continually threw ballistic bears at his adversary.
"Shoot, the pick-up can't land if there is a battle. I got to find away to take out this copper." Klyde then saw a car, probably the only thing not charred within a three-mile radius. With the FRB, Klyde picked up the car and faced Officer Bridget.
"You're coming downtown with me!" shouted the officer as he threw another bear while advancing at the pirate. At the same time, Klyde threw the car. The two hit, causing a massive explosion. Bridget had to shield himself form the resulting blast. When the blast began subsiding, Bridget saw a huge energy blast that somehow reminded him of the sacred edge. The power of the blast sent the British officer flying for a good few meters. As he got up, Klyde shot a taser target at him. Bridget wondered why there was a target on him, then he saw the four girls accompanying the machine charge at him. He shifted into his star yo-yo defense.
Olivia started shooting at Bridget with one of the stolen energy rods while June pulled out of her spring catalogue 2086 ascot a couple of ornamental knives and threw it at Bridget. Bridget easily deflected the projectiles. Then the he noticed the two other girls got into striking distance. Steph got into a flying kick pose while Love spun her mop like a spear. The two hit Bridget at the same time, propelling him into another few good meters.
Bridget was getting agitated. He rushed with his yo-yo rush move. Klyde saw him coming and shot the mountain face repeatedly. This resulted in a rockslide. Bridget to jump to avoid the rocks. He did so, thankfully. As he breathed a sigh of relief...
"Hey kid, you forgot something." Klyde then threw one of the bears at him.
"Huh? This one must have been a dud."
Kzt! Kzt! Kzt!
When Bridget looked, there were three lightning bullets headed towards him.
KABOOOOOOOM! This sent Bridget flying into the stratosphere and fall back down, charred. Charred, a symbol of defeat and paying the victor for defeating you, so it would seem. A charred Bridget kneeled up to face his victorious foe.
"Jan to Klyde! I'm here to pick you up!"
"Roger that! Over and out!"
* Cough * Cough*
"You should get an alarm clock so that you will wake up earlier. Well,
see ya!"
"WAIT! I'm not finished with you! Oooh darn! Just you wait!"
***
On the way back to the May ship, Ky contemplated on how he acted during the mission. Why was he like that? Why didn't he hesitate to hurt all those people? Where did those witty remarks to Bridget come from?
Ky remembered seemed to recall back when he was small. He would always dream about being an outlaw. Being a free spirit, a desperado, not a care in the world. He would always play the outlaw, which is probably why his parents sent him to the Holy Knight's Military School when he was only ten. Now that he has the chance, he seem to be living his forgotten dream, as Klyde! The new, brave temporary, leader of the Jelly fish pirates!
***
Preview of next chapter: "Konichiwa mina-san! Its me! Klyde! Wow, we seem to be stealing cargo from the docks in our next adventure. What's the cargo anyway? SAKE?! Oh dear, I have a bad feeling about this... Next time on the Misadventures of Ky Kiske: Sake Run! Please wait for me Jam!"