The May Ship neared Misterjerk's building. Everyone was in awe of size of
the ship...and on how close it was to the ground. Everyone was dumbfounded at
it. When the ship neared the mine entrance, it opened fire on everything it
saw.
BRATATATATATA...EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...KABOOM!
OH MY GOD! THE HUMANITY! AAAAIIIIIEEEE! HELP! MY SKIN'S ALLERGIC TO FIRE! HELPING ME WEASEL! OH MY GOD! THAT HAD BETTER BE A BOOT! FOR GOD'S SAKE THAT HAD BETTER BE A BOOT! Hey, it's a boot... MY ARMS! I'M SUPPOSED TO HAVE TWO! WHAT IN BUDDHA'S NAME IN WRONG WITH YOU! MOM? IS THAT YOU? MY EYES! MY PERFECT BLUE EYES! THERE SHOULDN'T BE SHRAPNEL IN THEM! AHHHH!
When it had incapacitated most of the ground forces, and caused massive pandemonium, they dropped the FRB and a few brave girls. When they confirmed their safe drop, they pulled up, cause the anti-air guns were being loaded. May, on the FRB, rushed forward and blew open the lock.
"Everyone! Take no prisoners! Beat down everyone who gets in our way!"
"ROGER!"
A couple of defense magi-tech robots stood in their way, most of them were Robo-Kys that went out of work when the Post War Management Bureau went out of business. They blew them all apart. For the first time, they didn't stop to loot their opponents. This mission was of utmost importance.
They blew everything in their way. Robo-Kys. Robo-Kliffs. Borschts. Robot- Astro Boys, Robot-Slayers (which did nothing but smoke and laugh), generic sentai bad guys who could only march in one direction, and a couple of guys minding their own business. Finally they reached the prisoner's chamber.
May taser targeted one door. The girls rushed in. They weren't there, but a couple of prisoners ran out. The same thing happened on the first 5 doors. The first one had prisoners. The second had French orphans. The third had priceless artwork. The fourth had simple Amish folk. The fifth one had another stand-up, forbidden beast act, complete with Donald Duck laughter. Until finally...
"Sixth one!"
BAM
"Hurray!" The girls cried as they rushed in.
"May! May! We found them!"
...
...
"Girls! You found us!"
"Huh? Ky, isn't this the May crew? What have you been up to?"
"Um...I'll tell you later darling. Right now, we gotta stop Misterjerk from activating Judgment!"
"Hey Ky!"
"May! You brought the FRB! I'm amazed you were able to pilot it!"
"Well...you know..." May said, trying to feign modesty.
"More importantly, did you girls bring the other thing?"
"Here it is Ky." One of the girls said as she pulled Ky's pirate uniform from the FRB's back.
"Good Job!" As Ky clutched on to the articles of clothing, he stared at it for one moment. One more. That's what he thought. One more time. I have to become a pirate, a rebel, one more time. I have to defy the rules, break them, and become a criminal one more time. I have to be evil one more time. Oh well, without evil, there could be no good so it must be good to be evil sometimes. Up there, where the flowers bloom. Where babies burp, there's so much room. And now was the best time to be evil.
"Ky? Baby? Whats wrong?" Jam said. Everyone had become worried on Ky's sudden silence.
Out of nowhere, Ky Grabbed his Holy Orders uniform and...
RIP
...tore it open. As he exposed his lean, white, muscular chest, every female in the immediate vicinity dropped her jaws open. They would have giggled, but Jam was giving them the jagan.
"Just one minute. Did you have a good dream?"
Ky wore his denim pants, black shirt, denim vest, blue cap and most importantly, the shades. This would be the last time Ky would become Klyde. Except for the occasional bedroom cosplay for Jam. Ky opened up the back of the FRB. It had been running on an auxiliary magical battery. It had almost run out. Ky pulled it out, completely disregarding the searing heat, and popped in the Thunder Seal. Then with his out-of character confidence, he faced the May crew and Jam. With that same confidence with a hint of cockiness, he said...
"Lets go ladies."
...
They rushed off in the direction Jam pointed them to the Judgment. A couple of guards stood in their way. Bad move. Ky was able to rationalize that they were trying to help Misterjerk conquer the world and broke through them, even stepping on a couple. Never in his life did Ky have a huge disregard for other people's lives. Jam leads them to an automatic door.
"Its through this door. But it's locked! There's even a magic rune protecting it!"
"Can we link the door mechanisms up with our communicators and let April hack it?"
"We cant! There is no signal down here!"
"How about I bust it down with a taser shot?"
"No way! That's an advanced anti-magic rune!"
"Can't we just break it down?!"
"Scratch that! This is diamond matter. An alloy made from melted diamonds and dark matter! Even Sol's fire seal wouldn't even scratch it!"
"Oh for Buddha's sake..."
"Jam, what are you doing?"
Jam walked up to the door. She produced a small flask vial, which also looked like it was made out of diamond matter, only with a couple of more layers. She opened it and threw some greenish liquid, which quickly melted the door down. Everyone, except Jam of course, stared in shock.
"Jam...what was that?"
"The soup they have been feeding us. Come on!"
The rushed into a dark room
"Its so dark."
"I can't see."
"Aw! May! That was my foot!"
"Steph, I'm over here."
"Oh..."
"Wait, I found the light switch!"
As the electricity surged through the wires, everyone stared in disbelief at what they saw. It was massive. It was about the same size of the May ship. It was a metallic, massive cylinder with a cone on its head. There was a big trap jaw, which looked like a mouth. Though it wasn't doing anything, everyone couldn't help but be...intimidated by it.
"So...That's the head?"
Everyone looked down. This massive thing was ATTACHED to something. The body was so wide. No one could see the end points of the body. It was probably as wide as Misterjerk's building. The cold hard gray look of the metal made it all the more...frightening.
"Magnificent. Isn't it?" cried a voice in the darkness.
Everyone suddenly jerked his or her heads to see whom it was. Grant was on top of Judgment's body.
"Could any of you ever conceive that a being with such power was possible? When this is activated, no force on earth could stop us! Not the UN, not Sol, not even if Justice was miraculously resurrected could she stop us! Hahahaha."
Ky glared at Grant.
"GRANT! I HAVE A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU!"
Grant stared at Ky. He then levitated himself to the ground where everybody stood.
"Oh? What might that be? Officer?"
"You hurt my wife. Now I'LL HURT YOU!"
"Your wife? The cowardly woman who has left you?"
Ky looked back. Then he started looking everywhere frantically. Jam was gone. Did she run away? Did she fall? Did she go to the bathroom? So many questions raced through Ky's mind.
As Grant saw the worried Ky, he began laughing hysterically
"AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Very well, officer. If you have a grudge against me..." Grant raised his hands. With a violent jerk, he pulled out his seven swords from the walls. "Have at you! I am going to beat you...to a PULP!"
Grant floated towards Ky. Ky began shooting at Grant. Grant made three of his swords form a shield in front of him, as the taser bullets came. He then threw the remaining swords towards the FRB. Frantic, Ky hit the 'twirl' button. The FRB's torso began rotating violently. Thankfully, it repelled the charging swords, but left Ky faint. Seeing this as and opportunity, Grant charged with the remaining three swords. Grant really should stop levitating. All he could do was air soar towards Ky. If he stepped on the floor, he could have dashed, which has a lot longer range. Anyway, Ky was able to recover as he saw Grant air soaring towards him. He then pulled out a huge rock and threw it to Grant. Had Grant had his seven swords, he could have slashed the rock to bits. But he didn't. He sidestepped out of the way, only to be hit by Klyde's taser target.
"What infernal contraption is this?"
Grant didn't notice the girls going 'YAY' and pinning him down on his feet.
"What are you doing?!"
KZAT
"Huh?"
BOOM
Grant was hit by Klyde's taser target. He flew to the wall.
CRACK
Apparently, Grant is stronger than people anticipate. He recovered before he fell face first to the floor. Furious, Grant summoned his seven swords. Then, he had them all face horizontally then begin rotating around his, like some kind of obit. They ran faster and faster and faster, until a swirling ring of death appeared before him. Then, he raised the circle upwards and quickly sent it hovering above Klyde and the May crew. It took them all by surprise so they weren't able to move away. Then, Grant had all of the swords impale them.
"DIE!"
Bullet time. Klyde fires a charged taser shot at one of the swords to disarm it. Then he quickly jumps backwards as two of them almost skewer him. May jumps forward in front of Ky as she uses her anchor to block the fourth one. Steph jumps from the FRB to catch the fifth one by its handle. Olivia was at the back. She shot frantically as one sword charged towards her. One of her fire bullets caught the sword by the guard causing it to fly away. Ky raised the robot arm of the FRB to block the last sword. It pierced through the armor and through the magi-tech circuits but didn't have enough momentum to go through it. Steph's feet reached the floor and she threw the sword to Grant. July rolled away from the line of...stabbing. And threw a big magical napalm at Grant. Grant stopped the sword. Upon seeing the flask headed towards it, he slashed it with the sword he caught.
KABOOM!
"ARGH" Grant fell standing to the floor.
"This is my chance!" Thought Ky. Pouring his own mastery of lighting magic into the FRB. He then motioned the gun arm to draw a circle of magical blue runes. After he had finished with the incantation, he opened his eyes.
"SACRED...
...and motioned the gun arm to swing forward.
"...HELL!"
Grant was still protecting his body from the napalm blast. When from out of the swirling explosion, a giant drill made out of lighting magic appeared. His eyes widened.
KZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!"
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAT
Grant was sent flying towards the cave wall.
CRASH
With his body's imprint, he forever immortalized this event on the wall...
BRACK
...and on the floor.
The whole team took a breather. But as the smoke cleared, they were all shocked to see Grant standing on one knee.
"Arrrrrggghhh... Not bad. I shouldn't expect any less from the legendary crusader." He said as he got up and gave an evil glare. "But PLAY TIME ENDS HERE!" He once again jerked his arms to bring out the swords. He twisted his body...
"PYSCHIC SWORD STYLE SPECIAL ATTACK!"
Just then, Jam pounced towards Grant...carrying a massive boulder.
"YAH!"
BAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMM
"Take that! Stupid, Bison-rip-off, Sword Swinging, Korean!"
"Jam! Where did you come from?!"
"I had to get my mallet. But I couldn't find it anywhere so I had to settle for this large rock.
Only Grant's arms were creeping out of the boulder. Ky smirked when he saw them twitching.
"Oh yeah. You owed him one too."
"HAHA! WELL DONE GRANT!"
Everyone turned to see Misterjerk on top of the Judgment.
"You bought enough time! You are too late, muffin-eating, hairy-armed, beret-wearing, artwork-loving, Napoleon-worshipping, mustache-wearing, bad- teethed, Kodachi-like-laughing, petite, miniature, small, tiny, short, munchkin, small-framed, jailbait, yaoi-a-rific, Sol-pair able, Barbara Steisand-ticket holding, Oscar Wilde-reading, leather pant-wearing, Pretty French BOY!"
From above, a massive dark matter appeared. It was as big as Sol's ego, (HEY!) roughly the same size as the boulder Jam rammed into Grant. A dark matter that size could have bought you a small island filled with beautiful naked men. It would need to be a little bigger, around a beer bottle more, to upgrade that package to naked women. Brought to you by 'Island Paradise Sales' making every rich man's fantasy a reality. Trading big dark matters for small islands with naked women since 2050. Powered by Slayer Corp.
The gigantic dark matter descended slowly. The cone opened up and the dark matter went in. Sounds of surging power filled the room as the place slowly began to vibrate. Then the vibrations became stronger. And stronger. And stronger.
...
Sho Town
...
Sho T.: "Mmmmmm...Vibrations..."
...
Back at the mines
...
Soon the whole place was shaking harder than Kliff during his arthritis attack. This was just as deadly.
"Ky! The whole place is going to fall apart!"
"Oh no...LETS GET OUT OF HERE!"
As they ran, the maniacal laugh of Misterjerk haunted their every step. Fade to white...
...
May Ship
...
"Whew. That was close."
"Um...Klyde...You had better look at this..."
Ky rushed to the open windows. Among all the things that surprised him today, this would be the greatest. He saw the Judgment at its full height. It was a behemoth. It was only slightly bigger that Misterjerk's building, which was a 200-story one. The eyes glared red as it stared forward.
"Oh my God!"
"It's so big!"
"What are we going to do?!"
"Donht worry everyone! Remember, The Man made this thing before Justice! It must be a real antique! We can take it on with our modern weapons!"
"Yeah!"
"That thing must be crap!"
Klyde faced the crew.
"MA-AY CREW! BATTLE STATIONS!"
The May crew scrambled to the weapons of the ship. May went to the quadra- lasers. July, Steph, Olivia and Saint went to the gun turrets. August began manning the bomb bay doors as Jan, Love and March began loading the missiles. April stayed on the bridge with Jam and Klyde.
"OPEN FIRE!"
May pulled on four strings with her four limbs. August hit the controls with her fist and the bomb bay doors opened. The girls in the gun turrets pushed the button. Four thin lasers to fire and hit the gigantic target. Numerous missiles sailed from the ship to the Judgment. Bullets began firing violently towards the smoke clouds ala "The Matrix." April was inputting dozens of calculations in the computer. When she finished, she screamed...
"with your permission..."
...and fired.
"...PROTON CANON!"
The front of the May Ship opened up, revealing a giant proton canon. It fired a huge, spiral energy blast.
All of their efforts were in vain. When the smoke cleared, the Judgment wasn't even scratched.
"No..."
Then, a voice spoke from it. It was Misterjerk.
"HAHA! Is that the best you can do? Well now its my turn..."
In front of the head of the Judgment, a huge energy ball gathered power. When it was as big as Sol's ego (HEEEEY!!!!) it moved, with frightening speed, towards the May Ship.
KABOOM!
"AAAAH!"
"GHH!"
"AIEEE!"
The emergency red light began flashing on and off.
"Engine room to bridge! Engine room to bridge! Cap'n! She canna take no more! She's gonna blow!"
"A little more specific PLEASE AUGUST!"
"We've lost thrusters 3 and four! We are losing power! And fast!"
"May has fallen off the ship!"
"aaahhh"
"Ky! Darling! Whats wrong?!"
Jam stared in shock. Ky was bleeding and badly. Jam cradled his bloody husband in her arms.
"No! Ky...don't leave me..."
"EVERYONE! REPORT TO THE BRIDGE AT ONCE!"
The May crew, minus May, rushed to the bridge.
"I have to...keep...fighting..."
"Shhh" Jam said as he silenced his husband. "No more Ky. No more fighting. You shouldn't even be fighting this batte."
Saint stepped forward. "I'll take him to the sick bay."
"What will we do now?!"
"Klyde is injured and May fell overboard!"
"Oh man! Now what?!"
"we stop that thing." Jam said with a hint of defiance.
"Huh?"
"We stop that thing as your Captain said we would!"
"But how?"
"I have an idea. But I need one of you to go on a suicide mission."
"What would that be?"
"I need one of you to drop me at the chest of the Judgment."
"What!"
"Whats crazy!"
"It's the only way!"
"I'll do it." Jan said as she stepped forward.
"Great! Lets go!"
"Wait! Were coming with you!"
"Alright. LETS GO."
Chapter Seven, part two ends. The beginning of the end has begun.
BRATATATATATA...EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...KABOOM!
OH MY GOD! THE HUMANITY! AAAAIIIIIEEEE! HELP! MY SKIN'S ALLERGIC TO FIRE! HELPING ME WEASEL! OH MY GOD! THAT HAD BETTER BE A BOOT! FOR GOD'S SAKE THAT HAD BETTER BE A BOOT! Hey, it's a boot... MY ARMS! I'M SUPPOSED TO HAVE TWO! WHAT IN BUDDHA'S NAME IN WRONG WITH YOU! MOM? IS THAT YOU? MY EYES! MY PERFECT BLUE EYES! THERE SHOULDN'T BE SHRAPNEL IN THEM! AHHHH!
When it had incapacitated most of the ground forces, and caused massive pandemonium, they dropped the FRB and a few brave girls. When they confirmed their safe drop, they pulled up, cause the anti-air guns were being loaded. May, on the FRB, rushed forward and blew open the lock.
"Everyone! Take no prisoners! Beat down everyone who gets in our way!"
"ROGER!"
A couple of defense magi-tech robots stood in their way, most of them were Robo-Kys that went out of work when the Post War Management Bureau went out of business. They blew them all apart. For the first time, they didn't stop to loot their opponents. This mission was of utmost importance.
They blew everything in their way. Robo-Kys. Robo-Kliffs. Borschts. Robot- Astro Boys, Robot-Slayers (which did nothing but smoke and laugh), generic sentai bad guys who could only march in one direction, and a couple of guys minding their own business. Finally they reached the prisoner's chamber.
May taser targeted one door. The girls rushed in. They weren't there, but a couple of prisoners ran out. The same thing happened on the first 5 doors. The first one had prisoners. The second had French orphans. The third had priceless artwork. The fourth had simple Amish folk. The fifth one had another stand-up, forbidden beast act, complete with Donald Duck laughter. Until finally...
"Sixth one!"
BAM
"Hurray!" The girls cried as they rushed in.
"May! May! We found them!"
...
...
"Girls! You found us!"
"Huh? Ky, isn't this the May crew? What have you been up to?"
"Um...I'll tell you later darling. Right now, we gotta stop Misterjerk from activating Judgment!"
"Hey Ky!"
"May! You brought the FRB! I'm amazed you were able to pilot it!"
"Well...you know..." May said, trying to feign modesty.
"More importantly, did you girls bring the other thing?"
"Here it is Ky." One of the girls said as she pulled Ky's pirate uniform from the FRB's back.
"Good Job!" As Ky clutched on to the articles of clothing, he stared at it for one moment. One more. That's what he thought. One more time. I have to become a pirate, a rebel, one more time. I have to defy the rules, break them, and become a criminal one more time. I have to be evil one more time. Oh well, without evil, there could be no good so it must be good to be evil sometimes. Up there, where the flowers bloom. Where babies burp, there's so much room. And now was the best time to be evil.
"Ky? Baby? Whats wrong?" Jam said. Everyone had become worried on Ky's sudden silence.
Out of nowhere, Ky Grabbed his Holy Orders uniform and...
RIP
...tore it open. As he exposed his lean, white, muscular chest, every female in the immediate vicinity dropped her jaws open. They would have giggled, but Jam was giving them the jagan.
"Just one minute. Did you have a good dream?"
Ky wore his denim pants, black shirt, denim vest, blue cap and most importantly, the shades. This would be the last time Ky would become Klyde. Except for the occasional bedroom cosplay for Jam. Ky opened up the back of the FRB. It had been running on an auxiliary magical battery. It had almost run out. Ky pulled it out, completely disregarding the searing heat, and popped in the Thunder Seal. Then with his out-of character confidence, he faced the May crew and Jam. With that same confidence with a hint of cockiness, he said...
"Lets go ladies."
...
They rushed off in the direction Jam pointed them to the Judgment. A couple of guards stood in their way. Bad move. Ky was able to rationalize that they were trying to help Misterjerk conquer the world and broke through them, even stepping on a couple. Never in his life did Ky have a huge disregard for other people's lives. Jam leads them to an automatic door.
"Its through this door. But it's locked! There's even a magic rune protecting it!"
"Can we link the door mechanisms up with our communicators and let April hack it?"
"We cant! There is no signal down here!"
"How about I bust it down with a taser shot?"
"No way! That's an advanced anti-magic rune!"
"Can't we just break it down?!"
"Scratch that! This is diamond matter. An alloy made from melted diamonds and dark matter! Even Sol's fire seal wouldn't even scratch it!"
"Oh for Buddha's sake..."
"Jam, what are you doing?"
Jam walked up to the door. She produced a small flask vial, which also looked like it was made out of diamond matter, only with a couple of more layers. She opened it and threw some greenish liquid, which quickly melted the door down. Everyone, except Jam of course, stared in shock.
"Jam...what was that?"
"The soup they have been feeding us. Come on!"
The rushed into a dark room
"Its so dark."
"I can't see."
"Aw! May! That was my foot!"
"Steph, I'm over here."
"Oh..."
"Wait, I found the light switch!"
As the electricity surged through the wires, everyone stared in disbelief at what they saw. It was massive. It was about the same size of the May ship. It was a metallic, massive cylinder with a cone on its head. There was a big trap jaw, which looked like a mouth. Though it wasn't doing anything, everyone couldn't help but be...intimidated by it.
"So...That's the head?"
Everyone looked down. This massive thing was ATTACHED to something. The body was so wide. No one could see the end points of the body. It was probably as wide as Misterjerk's building. The cold hard gray look of the metal made it all the more...frightening.
"Magnificent. Isn't it?" cried a voice in the darkness.
Everyone suddenly jerked his or her heads to see whom it was. Grant was on top of Judgment's body.
"Could any of you ever conceive that a being with such power was possible? When this is activated, no force on earth could stop us! Not the UN, not Sol, not even if Justice was miraculously resurrected could she stop us! Hahahaha."
Ky glared at Grant.
"GRANT! I HAVE A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU!"
Grant stared at Ky. He then levitated himself to the ground where everybody stood.
"Oh? What might that be? Officer?"
"You hurt my wife. Now I'LL HURT YOU!"
"Your wife? The cowardly woman who has left you?"
Ky looked back. Then he started looking everywhere frantically. Jam was gone. Did she run away? Did she fall? Did she go to the bathroom? So many questions raced through Ky's mind.
As Grant saw the worried Ky, he began laughing hysterically
"AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Very well, officer. If you have a grudge against me..." Grant raised his hands. With a violent jerk, he pulled out his seven swords from the walls. "Have at you! I am going to beat you...to a PULP!"
Grant floated towards Ky. Ky began shooting at Grant. Grant made three of his swords form a shield in front of him, as the taser bullets came. He then threw the remaining swords towards the FRB. Frantic, Ky hit the 'twirl' button. The FRB's torso began rotating violently. Thankfully, it repelled the charging swords, but left Ky faint. Seeing this as and opportunity, Grant charged with the remaining three swords. Grant really should stop levitating. All he could do was air soar towards Ky. If he stepped on the floor, he could have dashed, which has a lot longer range. Anyway, Ky was able to recover as he saw Grant air soaring towards him. He then pulled out a huge rock and threw it to Grant. Had Grant had his seven swords, he could have slashed the rock to bits. But he didn't. He sidestepped out of the way, only to be hit by Klyde's taser target.
"What infernal contraption is this?"
Grant didn't notice the girls going 'YAY' and pinning him down on his feet.
"What are you doing?!"
KZAT
"Huh?"
BOOM
Grant was hit by Klyde's taser target. He flew to the wall.
CRACK
Apparently, Grant is stronger than people anticipate. He recovered before he fell face first to the floor. Furious, Grant summoned his seven swords. Then, he had them all face horizontally then begin rotating around his, like some kind of obit. They ran faster and faster and faster, until a swirling ring of death appeared before him. Then, he raised the circle upwards and quickly sent it hovering above Klyde and the May crew. It took them all by surprise so they weren't able to move away. Then, Grant had all of the swords impale them.
"DIE!"
Bullet time. Klyde fires a charged taser shot at one of the swords to disarm it. Then he quickly jumps backwards as two of them almost skewer him. May jumps forward in front of Ky as she uses her anchor to block the fourth one. Steph jumps from the FRB to catch the fifth one by its handle. Olivia was at the back. She shot frantically as one sword charged towards her. One of her fire bullets caught the sword by the guard causing it to fly away. Ky raised the robot arm of the FRB to block the last sword. It pierced through the armor and through the magi-tech circuits but didn't have enough momentum to go through it. Steph's feet reached the floor and she threw the sword to Grant. July rolled away from the line of...stabbing. And threw a big magical napalm at Grant. Grant stopped the sword. Upon seeing the flask headed towards it, he slashed it with the sword he caught.
KABOOM!
"ARGH" Grant fell standing to the floor.
"This is my chance!" Thought Ky. Pouring his own mastery of lighting magic into the FRB. He then motioned the gun arm to draw a circle of magical blue runes. After he had finished with the incantation, he opened his eyes.
"SACRED...
...and motioned the gun arm to swing forward.
"...HELL!"
Grant was still protecting his body from the napalm blast. When from out of the swirling explosion, a giant drill made out of lighting magic appeared. His eyes widened.
KZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!"
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAT
Grant was sent flying towards the cave wall.
CRASH
With his body's imprint, he forever immortalized this event on the wall...
BRACK
...and on the floor.
The whole team took a breather. But as the smoke cleared, they were all shocked to see Grant standing on one knee.
"Arrrrrggghhh... Not bad. I shouldn't expect any less from the legendary crusader." He said as he got up and gave an evil glare. "But PLAY TIME ENDS HERE!" He once again jerked his arms to bring out the swords. He twisted his body...
"PYSCHIC SWORD STYLE SPECIAL ATTACK!"
Just then, Jam pounced towards Grant...carrying a massive boulder.
"YAH!"
BAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMM
"Take that! Stupid, Bison-rip-off, Sword Swinging, Korean!"
"Jam! Where did you come from?!"
"I had to get my mallet. But I couldn't find it anywhere so I had to settle for this large rock.
Only Grant's arms were creeping out of the boulder. Ky smirked when he saw them twitching.
"Oh yeah. You owed him one too."
"HAHA! WELL DONE GRANT!"
Everyone turned to see Misterjerk on top of the Judgment.
"You bought enough time! You are too late, muffin-eating, hairy-armed, beret-wearing, artwork-loving, Napoleon-worshipping, mustache-wearing, bad- teethed, Kodachi-like-laughing, petite, miniature, small, tiny, short, munchkin, small-framed, jailbait, yaoi-a-rific, Sol-pair able, Barbara Steisand-ticket holding, Oscar Wilde-reading, leather pant-wearing, Pretty French BOY!"
From above, a massive dark matter appeared. It was as big as Sol's ego, (HEY!) roughly the same size as the boulder Jam rammed into Grant. A dark matter that size could have bought you a small island filled with beautiful naked men. It would need to be a little bigger, around a beer bottle more, to upgrade that package to naked women. Brought to you by 'Island Paradise Sales' making every rich man's fantasy a reality. Trading big dark matters for small islands with naked women since 2050. Powered by Slayer Corp.
The gigantic dark matter descended slowly. The cone opened up and the dark matter went in. Sounds of surging power filled the room as the place slowly began to vibrate. Then the vibrations became stronger. And stronger. And stronger.
...
Sho Town
...
Sho T.: "Mmmmmm...Vibrations..."
...
Back at the mines
...
Soon the whole place was shaking harder than Kliff during his arthritis attack. This was just as deadly.
"Ky! The whole place is going to fall apart!"
"Oh no...LETS GET OUT OF HERE!"
As they ran, the maniacal laugh of Misterjerk haunted their every step. Fade to white...
...
May Ship
...
"Whew. That was close."
"Um...Klyde...You had better look at this..."
Ky rushed to the open windows. Among all the things that surprised him today, this would be the greatest. He saw the Judgment at its full height. It was a behemoth. It was only slightly bigger that Misterjerk's building, which was a 200-story one. The eyes glared red as it stared forward.
"Oh my God!"
"It's so big!"
"What are we going to do?!"
"Donht worry everyone! Remember, The Man made this thing before Justice! It must be a real antique! We can take it on with our modern weapons!"
"Yeah!"
"That thing must be crap!"
Klyde faced the crew.
"MA-AY CREW! BATTLE STATIONS!"
The May crew scrambled to the weapons of the ship. May went to the quadra- lasers. July, Steph, Olivia and Saint went to the gun turrets. August began manning the bomb bay doors as Jan, Love and March began loading the missiles. April stayed on the bridge with Jam and Klyde.
"OPEN FIRE!"
May pulled on four strings with her four limbs. August hit the controls with her fist and the bomb bay doors opened. The girls in the gun turrets pushed the button. Four thin lasers to fire and hit the gigantic target. Numerous missiles sailed from the ship to the Judgment. Bullets began firing violently towards the smoke clouds ala "The Matrix." April was inputting dozens of calculations in the computer. When she finished, she screamed...
"with your permission..."
...and fired.
"...PROTON CANON!"
The front of the May Ship opened up, revealing a giant proton canon. It fired a huge, spiral energy blast.
All of their efforts were in vain. When the smoke cleared, the Judgment wasn't even scratched.
"No..."
Then, a voice spoke from it. It was Misterjerk.
"HAHA! Is that the best you can do? Well now its my turn..."
In front of the head of the Judgment, a huge energy ball gathered power. When it was as big as Sol's ego (HEEEEY!!!!) it moved, with frightening speed, towards the May Ship.
KABOOM!
"AAAAH!"
"GHH!"
"AIEEE!"
The emergency red light began flashing on and off.
"Engine room to bridge! Engine room to bridge! Cap'n! She canna take no more! She's gonna blow!"
"A little more specific PLEASE AUGUST!"
"We've lost thrusters 3 and four! We are losing power! And fast!"
"May has fallen off the ship!"
"aaahhh"
"Ky! Darling! Whats wrong?!"
Jam stared in shock. Ky was bleeding and badly. Jam cradled his bloody husband in her arms.
"No! Ky...don't leave me..."
"EVERYONE! REPORT TO THE BRIDGE AT ONCE!"
The May crew, minus May, rushed to the bridge.
"I have to...keep...fighting..."
"Shhh" Jam said as he silenced his husband. "No more Ky. No more fighting. You shouldn't even be fighting this batte."
Saint stepped forward. "I'll take him to the sick bay."
"What will we do now?!"
"Klyde is injured and May fell overboard!"
"Oh man! Now what?!"
"we stop that thing." Jam said with a hint of defiance.
"Huh?"
"We stop that thing as your Captain said we would!"
"But how?"
"I have an idea. But I need one of you to go on a suicide mission."
"What would that be?"
"I need one of you to drop me at the chest of the Judgment."
"What!"
"Whats crazy!"
"It's the only way!"
"I'll do it." Jan said as she stepped forward.
"Great! Lets go!"
"Wait! Were coming with you!"
"Alright. LETS GO."
Chapter Seven, part two ends. The beginning of the end has begun.