Disclaimer: Ky Kiske and all related Guilty Gear trademarks and names are property of Sammy. I don't own any of the characters, except for maybe the ones I invented. But I don't want to be caught up in all that trademark red tape so I'll just disclaim everyone. And the song is owned by Sting. Please don't sue me...
The Misadventures of Ky Kiske
A Guilty Gear Fanfiction by Invader-Zam4
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Final Chapter: Hope
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The Mayship made a rough water landing. Thankfully, the floatation device came out on time and the ship was able to stay above water. They can finish repairs and the ship will be airborne again. But now, nothing was stopping the massive proto-justice from wrecking havoc to the entire world! Or what's left of it anyway. Misterjerk and Grant are inside the head, enjoying their first victory and excited at the prospect that the proto-justice's potential. It would only be a matter of time until the whole world is at their knees. From within the Mayship, one last vessel took off in defiance to the massive behemoth. It was a simple carrier ship, to one use to transport the FRB. What was clinging to it was not though. Instead of the FRB, Jam was clinging under the ship with Olivia, Steph and July. These brave girls are what are standing between the Proto-Justice and the nearest town.
"Jam, with the amount of firepower that thing has, I wont be able to provide air support!"
"That's alright Jan, just get close enough to drop us."
"YOKHAI!"
The brave ship zoomed forward to the P-J's chest cavity.
"Hmmmm? It looks like we have another fly to swat."
"Misterjerk-sama, allow me to take care of them. You must conserve the ammo of the Proto-Justice."
"HAHA! No worries Grant! The power supply of this thing is a forbidden magi-tek circuit that draws power from the sun!"
"You mean those towers that surround the chest cavity are..."
"Magi-tek Solar Panels. They can store a weeks worth of power in a few hours in a sunny day!"
"But I thought all the traces of efficient power sources such as hydro-power and solar power were destroyed by most gasoline corporate organizations?"
"True, The Man, who was also the leader in renewable power sources research was first attacked by the Holy Knights sponsored by Texaco, Caltex and Shell, which would explain why they were Muslim crusaders. But remember, Grant, this project was long abandoned before the attacks began!"
"So we have the only source of cheap, renewable power... Misterjerk-sama, wouldn't it have been wiser if we just got the solar panels and reproduced them and make millions?"
"Grant, we would be helping the world that way. And you know how I'm allergic to that."
"Well, true..."
"Besides, there would be no explosions."
"I see..."
"In any case. ALL BACK WEAPONS OPEN FIRE!"
Several gatling guns came out and open fired.
"Oh no! What are we going to do?!"
"Ms. Jam! Can you hear me?"
"August?"
"Use the blue button of the FRB!"
Jam did so. Suddenly, a blue force field appeared surrounding the plane. As the bullets approached, the swerved so as not to hit the blue shield that enveloped them. Grant and Wendy were astounded.
"Unbelievable!" cried Ms. Misterjerk. "They used electromagnetism and created a reversed polarity so as to force the bullets to avoid them!"
"What's even more unbelievable is the fact that the gatling guns weren't shooting bullets. They were shooting energy rounds..."
"ARGH! DAMN PLOT HOLES! So be it. If the bullets didn't work, maybe THIS WILL! FIRE THE VULCAN!"
The head of the FRB turned 360degrees to face the lonely May Plane. The, from the sideburns, two laser canons appeared and started shooting the May Plane at the rate of a machine gun.
"OH NO!"
"JAN! EVASIVE ACTION!"
The small ship swerved just in time as the laser streams passed them. But it was too late. One of the beams hit the wings and ignited it.
"I've lost control!"
"Just get us to the chest cavity!"
Jan flew valiantly and got as close as she could. When they were close enough, the four girls jumped from the plane.
"This is all I can do! Good luck!"
With that Jan, and all hopes of retreat, flew away. The four girls stood there, still crouched.
"Alright girls..." said Jam as she stood up. "These guys ordered a bowl full of WHOOP ASS that I intend on delivering AND being the 180th generation inheritor of the Anything Goes Style 'Its Fast Or Its Free' delivery martial arts, I INTEND TO!"
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FINAL MISSION
STOP THE PROTO-JUSTICE
Take out the solar pillars around the Proto-Justice to deactivate it. Use the taser target to take out the pillars you can't reach
MISSION START-O
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Jan ran around the chest and saw the first solar pillar. Wrapping her arms around the solar pillar, she stretched with all her might. All those years carrying orders for whole Chinese families paid off. With all her might she was able to rip the pillar out of the socket, toss it in the air, do a handstand, propel her self, kick the pillar and laugh manaically.
"AHAHAHAHAHA!"
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"CRAP! She got the first pillar!"
"I'll send out the Robo-minions!"
Grant pushed a button labeled "FLY MY PRETTIES! FLY! EHEHEHEHEHEHE!"
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Suddenly, doors throughout the entire chest cavity opened and thousands upon thousands of sentai bad guys came out of the doors. They were an endless army.
"AHHH! JAM-CHAN! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?!"
"Oh no...darling....give me strength..."
Jam prayers were answered as the thousands upon thousands of sentai bad guys could only march...in one direction. This evidently led to them falling of the chest.
"..."
"Grant, maybe you should have used the anti-body sentries instead..."
"Right away, Misterjerk-sama..."
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New robots came out to the chest cavity. They were bulky, slow moving, but very deadly. Kind of like the Borscht in the ruins chapter. They were wide machines with a mysterious purple alloy. They stood on rocky Mech-Warrior like legs. They had massive claws for arms that almost reached the ground. They had a great big cylinder with a spike for a head. And there was one big flashing red circle in the middle of it. It moved bulkily, but with a fearful swiftness. They all began moving towards the girls. The red eyes glared with a malevolent luster as it approached them...
"Oh no..."
"I don't think these guys will fall of the edge..."
"They're small fry! Leave them to me!"
"Steph! WAIT!"
But it was too late. The loose canon martial arts girl started running towards one of the machines. It began analyzing her moves with disturbing precision. Then Steph jumped ad extended her foot to smash the red light.
"HIYA! ITEGEKIISTATS!!!!!"
Suddenly, the one of the now swarming robots, particularly the one Steph was aiming for, caught her in mid-air. Then, wasting no time, threw her into the chest wall.
CLANG
PRE...DIC...TA...BLE
Now the robots were about to swarm pool, old Steph.
"OH NO!"
"JAM-SAN! DO SOMETHING!"
"Right..."
The girl began gathering all of her fan girl power to one gigantic ball. And just to make things dramatic, she began the martial language. Her ki began flaring like a beacon...
"I AM INVINCIBLE! NO ONE IS STRONGER THAN ME! WITH THIS ONE BLOW, I SHALL END ALL FOES! THE EARTH SHALL TREMBLE AT MY MIGHT! BEHOLD! THE TECHNIQUE THAT WAS DEVELOPED BY 6000 YEARS OF AMAZON TRAINING! ANYTHING GOES SCHOOL OF MARTIAL ARTS 'ITS FAST OR ITS FREE' ULTIMATE ATTACK...!"
Then one of the robots shot her with an eye laser.
KABOOM!
"AAAAHHHH!"
"JAM-SAN!"
Olivia was able to catch her before she fell into the water. Suddenly, Steph was thrown where they were. Then the robots began surrounding them and charging their eyes. They wee going to start a firing squad death.
"SAY YOUR PRAYERS! YOU BOY TOY LOVING THUGS!" screamed Misterjerk.
"NO ONE CALLS US THUGS!" screamed July. "TAKE THIS!" she jumped high into the air and threw small capsules at the robots. They were magical fire bombs.
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
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"Silly girl!" mocked Misterjerk "The alloy on those robots cannot be dented by mere explosives!"
"Uh...Ms. Misterjerk...?"
"What Grant?"
Grant pointed to the monitor, which showed some of the robots that fell of the edge. The laugh program was initiated.
HA...HA...HA...HA
"What the hell? Grant! What were these robots based off?"
"If the user friendly guide to the proto-justice is correct, those robots were combots...
"And whose fighter data did they input in it?!"
"The undisputed and most undeniable king of fighters. Geese Howard."
The megalomaniac girl's blood froze.
"Oh shit..."
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"So..." Jam thought as she finally got up the chest again. "They are vulnerable to a long fall eh?"
"EVERYONE! TRY TO GET THEM TO FALL AS WE ADVANCE TO THE NEXT PILLAR!"
"YOKHAI!"
The four girls made a mad dash. July threw more of her bombs. Steph used ground projectiles to tip them off. Olivia used a magical shotgun. More and more robots began falling. Their repeated mockery of their own vertical demised echoed across for miles. Then they reached the next pillar. Again, with her maniacal laugh and flip kick throw, Jam ripped it out.
"NEXT!"
The path to the next pillar was swarming with more Geese bots. They charged their eyes and stood ready to fire.
"Not this time!" screamed Jam.
She brought out a bowl of noodles. Then with the secrets of her martial arts, used the noodles like threads and threw them over board.
HA...HA...HA...HA... HA...HA...HA...HA...
HA...HA...HA...HA... HA...HA...HA...HA...
HA...HA...HA...HA... HA...HA...HA...HA...
Jam rushed to the next pillar and ripped it out as well. Once again, a swarm of Geese bots blocked their path to the next pillar.
"Leave them to me Jam-san!" cried the gun girl Olivia.
She stood in front of them and brought her greatest weapon, the gun-chucks!
"WHAAAAAAAAATATATATATATATA!"
She began doing Bruce Lee stuff only she was shooting. If your having trouble imagining, try to download the preview of Devil May Cry 3 and take a look at one of Dante's moves, the 'Fireworks.' Regardless, Olivia was able to push them off the edge.
(insert Geese's laugh here, only more)
"Okay, that takes care of the chest cavity, lets get the ones in the shoulder blades!"
The girls jumped and climbed up to the upper cavity, where the head was. The Geese bots couldn't follow them. Jumping never was one of Geese's specialties. As the girls got up, they were face to face with one of the pillars.
"LUCKY!" cried Jam as she wrapped her arms around the pillar.
"NOT SO FAST BOY BAND FAN ON STERIODS!"
The head suddenly turned towards them and fired a charged energy blast from its head.
"DODGE!"
Everyone dodged in time.
"BAKA!" cried Jam "YOU DID OUR WORK FOR US!"
Silence. As the dust cleared, the four girls stared in horror to see that the pillar was still standing. Then the head turned towards them and fired.
"RUN!"
The girls ran around the shoulder but the head kept chasing them, charging an energy blast and trying to obliterate them.
"Run as fast as you can! I got all day..."
Jam had enough running. After they were able to dodge against another energy blast, Jam used this delay and rushed the head.
"FOR MY KY AND ALL THE BROCOLI YOU FED US!"
But Jam was repelled. After her body had bounced off the ground a couple of times, Jam saw it. Hexagonal force fields covered the head. As long as there was power, the head was invincible. Jam recovered quickly. The head faced them again, it begun charging and the girls begun running. All save Jam.
"JAM-SAN! RUN!"
"TOO LATE YOU SECOND RATE CHEF! SEE YOU IN HELL!"
The head fired. The gigantic blast would have incinerated Jam. But she was anticipating this. She quickly used her dragon kick to move out of the way and get her to one of the pillars. She recovered and wrapped her arms around it.
"WHAT! NO!"
She ripped another one out.
"ARGH! TAKE THIS!"
The sideburns brought out the lasers once again. It began shooting at them. All the girls could do was try to avoid the machine gun lasers.
"HAHAHA! DANCE FOR ME! C'MON GIRLS! KEEP DANCING CAUSE I'M A REAL GOOD AIM!"
"Is that right?" cried July as she threw a flash grenade at the head.
BOOM!
"AAHH! CANT SEE!"
"NOW JAM!"
Jam dashed and was able to rip out two before Misterjerk began an all out barrage on them with lasers and charged shots. They began dodging and circling the shoulder.
"THERE ARENT ANYMORE SOLAR PILLARS! HOW CAN THIS THING STILL BE MOVING?!" cried July as they made that observation.
There weren't any pillars left. Jam started panicking. Was the plan wrong? But she knows that these were the power supply. Maybe she was wrong...NO! The one thing Ky taught her was to have hope, hope in other people, in kami-sama and most of all, to your self! She had hope in him and he came for her. She needed to have hope in the information she got. But where was the last one she asked herself as she stared at the behemoth's head. Then from, the tip of the spike head, a glimmer of light appeared. THAT'S IT!
She stopped and unsheathed the FRB arm she was carrying in her back she brought out the laser pointer and aimed up. The head was about to face her. Then she fired a taser target. It went past the force field and hit what seemed to be an antenna.
"Go get it girls!" cried Jam as she barely rolled out of the energy fury's way.
Not knowing why, they girls obeyed. They kicked off and climbed the force field until they got to the top. Then they did some Charlie's Angel's moonsaults and landed on top of the head. Apparently, the force field was cylindrical, not spherical. Then the three girls saw what the taser target was pointing at. The last pillar was on the head. The three grabbed the pillar and with all their might, ripped it off. The whole proto-justice went to a system shut down.
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"ARGH! STUPID WINDOWS 98! GET BILL GATES IN HERE! I WANT TO SHOOT HIM!"
"Ms. Misterjerk, he's been dead for a couple of years now. It seems we have lost."
"Those...those little brats! I'll get them for this! Divert all remaining power to the head and activate the escape sequence! They will pay!"
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The girls breathed in a sigh of relief but their fight wasn't over yet. The head detached itself from the body and began floating. It then faced the girls and began another barrage on them. The quickly dodged but it began pursuing them.
"ITS NOT OVER YET! ATTACK-U!"
Jam began circling the head while firing the FRB's arm. The head would counter with missiles, which they were able to dodge well. Jam continued dodging the barrage and kept firing with the arm.
Finally, the force field was gone and Jam used the taser target on the head, signaling for the three girls to attack.
"YAY!"
July began throwing more bombs, Olivia started going Rambo and Steph began whacking on it. Smoke began coming out of the head.
"YATTA!"
"YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT!"
Jam mustn't have noticed them fly off since she was aiming with the taser target, but a barrage of missiles suddenly fell upon Jam.
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
"AAAAHHHH!"
"Jam-san! Are you alight?" cried the girls as they went by her side.
"FOOLS! DIE!" cried Misterjerk. The head was already facing them and ready to fire. "FARE THE WELL..."
"NO!" cried Jam. The head launched the giant energy ball. Jam mustered up all of her tension and did her giant ki ball to counter it. The ki ball protected her, the girls and nullified the energy ball, but it drained her as well. She fell limp to the ground.
"HMPH. USELESS." The head began charging again. "DIE."
But before the decisive blast could be dealt, a stray missile distrupted the flow of energy.
"WHAT THE..."
It was the Mayship, up and flying. I told you they could repair it fast.
"Mina-san!"
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At the Mayship's bridge...
Ky was bandaged up and giving orders. There was a bloody drenched one on his forehead, his eye was patched up, the shades were busted, one of his arms was in a sling and there was a long, blood-drenched one around his waist.
"Fire precision missiles! Aim each missile carefully for the head. We don't want the girls to get hurt! Jan! Is the rescue ship ready?"
"Oh it will be ready in 5 minutes after you STOP ASKING ME THAT!"
"Sorry about that Klyde-san! Jan doesn't like the vehicles getting scratched. Retrieval team going!"
"Klyde! The missiles have been individually aimed!"
"Fire them one at a time!"
"YOKHAI!"
The bomb bay doors open and a missile was dropped. One second later, another one was until seven missiles were flying to assist the girls.
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BOOM
"Ms. Mister...
BOOM
...jerk, we have to...
BOOM
... get out of...
BOOM
... here now!"
BOOM
"The head is going...
BOOM
...to...
BOOM
...explode!"
SYSTEM OVERLOAD. THE ESCAPE POD WILL NOW EXPLODE FOR NO APPARENT REASON. THANK YOU FOR BUYING WINDOWS 98.
"NO! My plans for world domination! Ruined! Grant! Let go of me! They must pay! NOOOOO!"
...
"Jam-san! Are you guys alright?"
"Man, you guys saved our assess!"
"Well, you guys saved the world, so this was he least we could do..."
...
The heroes are greeted with a fitting greeting. The courageous girls who had the courage to face against the combine force of an ancient evil and corporate greed return to the place they belong.
"KY-SAN!"
Jam runs and embraces her husband gently. She deserves it.
"Jam...you did it! You stopped Misterjerk!"
Ky lifts her head up. Tears are beginning to form into those deep hazel eyes.
"You shouldn't be crying. The worst is over now. All thanks to you."
He embraces her once again.
"When I started this...vacation, I wanted to save you. Who would have thought that you would save us? Thank you Jam."
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Meanwhile, at the sea...
Grant, Misterjerk and several Geese bots are struggling to stay afloat.
Jerk: Please! (glub glub) Help us!
Jam: I don't know...why should we?
Jerk: C'mon! Be a friend!
Ky: Jam, we just cant leave them there...
May (drenched in water): But they are bad people! We should just leave them for the sharks!
Jerk: Pretty please!!! (glub glub)
Ky: May! Jam! I have an idea!
...
Later, at some random police station
The place is virtually empty except for a lit cubicle and a lit office. Everyone is off taking a donut break. In the occupied cubicle, a certain very stressed, cross-dressing, teddy bear using Brit boy is being crushed by paperwork. Figuratively.
Bridget: Repots and more reports. I am so sick of doing paper work! Sigh But I had better start shaping up. If I don't do better, they're going to fire me...
Right above Bridget's cubicle, a red and white hula-hoop emerged. But instead of a blue dolphin, Grant and Misterjerk came out, bound gagged and tied.
Bridget: AAAAHHHH! WHO...who are you guys?!
Suddenly, a man steps out of the occupied office. He is dressed in a high ranking police uniform and somewhat frustrated. His golden hair flows freely; it is not tied to a bandana as usual.
Axle: OFFICER BRIDGET! WHATS ALL THE RUCKUS ABOUT?!
Bridget: WAH! COMMISIONER LOWE! Umm...ano...este...
Axle: Hmmm? Wait...these two are apart of our top ten most dangerous criminals at large...BRIDGET! Did you apprehend these two yourself?
Bridget: I...I...uh...
The commissioner brings out a hanker chief.
Axle: Amazing! I'm so proud of you! Excellent work! I was beginning to get worried about you! I was actually thinking of letting you go...
Bridget: (exasperated) You mean I was going to be fired? WAIT! This means I can keep my job right? Hurray!
Axle: However...You shouldn't have acted alone and without the consent of the station! Reckless behavior like that cannot be tolerated! I expect a full report on my desk by tomorrow morning. If its not there, your fired!
Bridget: Another report...?
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The Mayship touched down on a wide-open field. The afternoon sun illuminated each grain strand and made is shimmer like a field of gold. The great wind made the field almost dance, as if to celebrate something. The front hatch opened and Ky came out with Jam. They came out and exited to the field. Johnny had returned and Jam was back in Ky's arms. Ky's days with the Jellyfish Pirates are over. It is time for him and Jam to return to their normal lives. Johnny, May and the rest of the May crew were seeing them off. Ky, still dressed as Klyde turned back towards the May crew.
"I'll be seeing ya officer!" replied Johnny. "And thanks for taking care of my girls, especially through that whole 'proto-justice' thing."
"And thank you for helping me get my wife back." Replied Ky. "I'm just sorry about your ship..."
"Don't worry Ky. With that dark matter we got from the proto-justice, not only can we have it fixed but we can buy a small tropical island as well!"
"Bye-bye Ky-chan!" bidded by May. "We will miss you! And Jam! Johnny is still hotter than Ky!"
"Say what you want!" screamed a fuming Jam. "At least this pretty boy is all mine! HAHA!"
"HUMPH!"
"Well, goodbye Ky."
"Goodbye."
"LETS GO!"
The airship began rising into the heavens. The doors still open both parties still waving at each other, bidding fond farewells. Though this parting is a sad one, no tear is shed. Everyone is happy for Ky and Jam. After enduring so much hardships, they can get their happy ending once again. It was fun having Klyde around, but his place...and happiness... are with Jam. As the gigantic ship fades more and more into the golden sky, the two just stand there. They continually stare. Why? In sadness that there days with those exuberant girls are over? That they have just saved the world? Or in disbelief that this moment of happiness and hope is really happening? Who can say?
Finally, the two break away their stare.
"Lets go home...darling..."
"One second..."
Ky takes off his blue cap. His days as a thief are over. He doesn't need this anymore. He throws is over his back. Too bad there is still a strong wind. The cap came flying back to bonk him.
"Hihihihi! Only Terry Bogart can pull that one off darling."
"I...see...oh well. Lets go home."
The two begin walking home. Finally. After so many months, Ky can add another happy memory to his album. It had been a long time since he did. The two began chasing each other amongst the fields of gold...
"Come and catch me darling!"
"Jam! Wait up!"
You'll remember me
When the worst one moves
Upon the fields of barley
You'll forget the sun
In his jealous sky
As we walk in fields of gold
So she took her love
For to gaze a while
Upon the fields of barely
In his arms she fell
As her hair came down
Upon the fields of gold
Will you stay with me
Will you be my love
Upon the fields of barley
We'll forget the sun
In his jealous sky
As we lie in fields of gold
See the worst one move
Like a lover's soul
Upon the fields of barley
Feel the body rise
When you kiss a mouth
Among the fields of gold
I never made promises like this
And there have been some that I've broken
And I swear in the days few left
We will walk in fields of gold
We'll walk in fields of gold
Many days have passed
Since those summer days
Among the fields of barely
See the children run
As the sun goes down
Among the fields of gold
You'll remember me
When the worst one moves
Upon the fields of barley
You can tell her son
In her jealous sky
That we walked in fields of gold
That we walked in fields of gold
That we walked in fields of gold
"Will we be together forever?"
"I swear that we will..."
"Ky..."
"Hmm?
"I'm...sorry."
"I know."
"And..."
"Yeah?"
"...I love you."
"I know that too. Lets go home."
...
Back on board the Mayship...
The girls were celebrating a great victory, a fond farewell, and their new tropical home.
April: I want my hut to be up in the mountains!
July: Just put mine somewhere near the ocean, right August?
August: Eh? No. Not mine. Seawater and salty air mess up my machines...
Johnny comes in.
Johnny: C'mon girls! There is so much work to be done! The ship is in shambles, were barely flying, the communication tower isn't working and the weapons system are overheating!
May: C'mon Johnny! We saved the world! Can't we take even a little break?
Johnny: Humph! There is still so much to be done. I already threw out the trash, and there was a ton of them! So I single handedly did around 35 of what needs to be done!
April: Oh wow! Johnny-san, you did that all by yourself! That's such a big job! You work so hard!
Johnny: Well, you know me...(shines teeth, May crew giggle)
May: Of course, you did separate the chest that contained the big dark matter from the trash right Johnny?
Johnny: What? I threw out...everything...
Awkward Silence...Evil Aura glowing
Maycrew: YOU DID WHAT?!
Johnny: Oh boy, time to split!
Maycrew: All that we've worked for! Our tropical paradise! WASTED! UNFORGIVABLE! EVEN FOR YOU JOHNNY! AFTER HIM GIRLS!
Johnny: Never thought the day would come where women would chase me and I would NOT want to be captured. Gotta go!
May: There he is! Get him!
THE END
I want to thank everyone who tuned in, supported and reviewed this fic. It was really a great feeling for this amateur writer to know that people actually read these rambled thoughts in my head. Thanks again! Especially to Sheo Darren who reviewed just about EVERY chapter. Also to those who supported AIKN, I hope that celestial alignment starts again sometime soon. Lol. It really means a lot to me that someone rolled around laughing while reading my fic. Rotfl. I'm sorry I couldn't make it longer with more wacky adventures. If your reading my fic just for the story, thank you so much for staying with it till the end, and being open to the idea of Ky being a no-good crook. If your reading also for the author and Shou Town chapters, don't worry, the epic battle of the Hexagon against the Kanon Society will begin very soon. And to those who are wondering, I already woke up from my coma. All will be explained in due time. Sit tight and another chapter in the continuing battle of authors, original characters and corrupted authors will be written. To quote Joker from the new, animated, Batman series "The Batman:"
"This town has got happy days ahead."
Sincerely,
Invader-Zam4
Edits: K-Lord, ChillingZam castle in 200 feet
Law-Shark: Is this wise? He has already awakened!
Creator: He could be planning some sort of trap! Maybe his army is concealed by his magic!
Trademark: Don't worry I analyzed him. He has not fully recovered yet. He can only use two of his great magics. He can only decimate around a 1/32 of the army with one. Then there are us.
Intern-net: Yeah. We should attack now while he is weakened. Even at peak health, he can't take on all of us!
K-Lord: Enough! All units. CHARGE. Storm the castle! Take...no...prisoner...