Not More Gundam Wing Songs!

Disclaimer(s): Take over...

Wufei: Ha Ha! That authoress is not here! She has fallen dead! At last, let us rejoice!

Quatre: Um.. Wufei? She isn't dead. She just collapsed because of sleep deprivation. Because of writing all of those stories, Loki almost forgot what sleep was. I offered her coffee and she answered, "Coffee? What for? I am wide awak.. ZZZZZ ZZZZ" She just collapsed in mid sentence. I hope that didn't hurt.

Trowa: She looks dead to me... wait she moved.

Duo: *poke... poke*

Quatre: Stop that Duo! Let her sleep.

Duo: So what are we going to do? There needs to be a song for the readers.

Heero: *for the first time he smiles* Mission Accepted.

Song #4: A Not So Irish Band (Think of any tune you want...)

Quatre: St. Patty's Day is a time to play,

w/ friends!!!!!!

Oh the love and...

~ ~ ~

Heero: Ok, Quatre you can stop right there.

Quatre: Why? What's wrong?
Duo: That was too..... goody-goody. Let's put some ROCK and HEAVY METAL in there!

Wufei: Injustice! We should sing some good old Chinese tunes!

Trowa: *quietly* how about circus music? *no one hears*

Quatre: But I want to sing it that way!

Heero: NO!!!

Duo: *pretends to be playing a guitar*

Wufei: Injustice! Injustice! And, oh look! I found another bag filled with INJUSTICE!!!!!!

Trowa: *a little louder* how about circus music? *again, same result*

Quatre: St. Patty's Day is a time to play....

Heero: Stop it blondie!!!!

Quatre: *eye twitches*

Duo:*continues w/ his imaginary band.*

Wufei: Does anyone else want some Injustice?!

Trowa: *screaming* HOW ABOUT CIRCUS MUSIC!!!!!!!!

Quatre: .....

Heero: .....

Duo: *get's bored of guitar and moved to drums*

Wufei: .... injustice?

Trowa: Well?

All of them: NO!!!

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Duo: Fish 'n Chips and Vinegar! Vinegar 'n Rum!

Drinking it will make you drunk, make you drunk and dumb!

Thank you for the Vinegar, Vinegar and Rum....

Wufei: I will not sing. I would not subject myself to that.

Quatre: St. Patty's Day is a time to play....

Heero: Stop it!!!!!

Quatre: Fine.

Duo: Under a rainbow I seek to find,

A treasure chest with gold and dimes.

I look under it, but am distressed to see,

That my own aunt had beaten me...

Trowa: Is he actually singing?

Quatre: Looks like it.

Duo: When walking toward my house, I heard a laugh.

The noise came from a hickory sap.

I saw a leprechaun, when I took a peek,

He was on a rock, eating my favorite treat.

I snuck up behind him and grabbed his hauls,

But I wound up getting kicked in the...

Quatre: Duo!

Duo: What?

Trowa: I though it was funny.

Wufei: Singing is for the weak.

Duo: Why aren't the rest of you singing?

Wufei: Singing is for the weak.

Heero: I got one..

The Irish man was happy and gay,

Until he met me that fateful day.

He tried to sing me a song,

But I didn't want to get along.

His bag pipes were too loud,

and when he walked, his shoes made a sound.

I first took out his legs and neck,

watching his blood spew on the deck.

Laughing like a mad man I shot some more,

Utilizing the liver and gore.

He open his mouth to speak,

But was met with my.... my... bullet.

Quatre: That was... disturbing...

Duo: The end didn't even rhyme!!!!

Heero: Do I look like the type who would rhyme?

Wufei: Well, Yuy

Heero: Don't answer that!!!

Trowa: That was a disgusting song.

Duo: How could you call it a song! It didn't even rhyme!!!!

Heero: Just stop with the rhyming.

Wufei: *surrounded by all these bakas, he just got the most unusual urge...*

We drink, drink, drink till the morning come!

Oh the joy of bein' an Irish mun!

We wear our kilts, with some pipes, and BLOW!!!

Our music is better than a hot dog roll!!!!

Heero: O-o!!

Trowa: O-O

Duo: O_O

Quatre: ^-^!!

Wufei: O~o!!!

I'm going INSANE!!!!!!! Help!!!

Loki: *wakes up because of yells* Yeah, yeah. I'll clean my room tomorrow. *looks around her*

Are you five writing my stories!!!!!

Quatre: So, you're awake, Miss Loki. Yes, we were, but we were singing songs! Just like you wanted.

Loki: *goes over what happened* Did Wufei actually sing?

Wufei: *blushes*

A/N: I am sorry for falling asleep. I was just so tired. (yawn) I hope they didn't cause much distress. I read over Heero's song. I apologize deeply for that. He is being punished as we speak.

Heero: Give me back my laptop!!!!!!!

Loki: Bye. Please R&R.