Not More Gundam Wing Songs!!!
Disclaimer: This song does not have anything to do w/ holidays. Just a random song and what
the G-boys would do if they sang it. (Yes, that includes Wufei, Heero, and Trowa.) No I do not own Gundam Wing. I also do not own my own soul!!!!!!!!!!! Eh-em. I just own this precious laptop.
Heero: You are not worthy to carry a laptop!
Duo: Can I write a song? PLEASEEEEE?????????
Quatre: What would it be about?
Duo: French fries!
Wufei: In that case...... no.
Trowa: ..... ..... ........ ........
Loki: On with the song!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Song #5: A Penny! (pick any tune you like)
Duo: This is called A PENNY. Sung by yours truly and the acting by Wufei.
Wufei: Why am I doing this again?
Quatre: Because you will make a lot of readers happy.
Wufei: I need better reasons, Winner!!
Heero: Because Duo is now in custody of your katana.
Wufei: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Trowa: We also are taking Nataku hostage.
Wufei: Nataku? ...... fine. I will do it....
Loki: Now that that's settled, let's begin!
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Duo Sings: Wufei Acts:
A penny, a penny, a little copper penny, *He holds up a penny to show to all!*
it won't buy anything, it makes your pockets ring, *Wufei shakes his pocket.*
but if you save up five of them, *Wufei holds up five pennies.*
you'll have yourself a nickel. *Throws pennies away and gets a nickel.*
A nickel, a nickel, a primatellic nickel, *Holds up a nickel, w/ a grumpy face.*
it won't buy very much, a pickle or some such, *Starts to eat a pickle. Yuck.*
but if you save up two of them, *Chokes on pickle. Brings out two nickels*
you'll have yourself a dime. *Throws nickels at Heero; gets a dime.*
A dime, a dime, a tiny silver dime, *Yawns. Shows dime to anyone who cares*
it will not buy a lot, a strawberry or 1 cumquat, *Holds up a strawberry and cumquat.*
but if you save up two of them, *Puts in pocket (lunch); gets out dimes.*
you'll have yourself a quarter. *Throws dimes at Heero again; get's $.25*
NO! *Heero throws objects at him.*
If you save up three of them, *Wufei brings out three dimes*
you'll have yourself a quarter. *Also brings out a quarter.*
NO! *Heero slaps away change; yells baka!*
I got confused, *Wufei hits his head because of stupidity*
with two dimes and a nickel, *Hold up 2 dimes, and one nickel*
you'll have yourself a quarter. *Brings out quarter. Looks very proud.*
YEAH! *Quatre leaps in air as congratulations!*
A quarter, a quarter, a shiny silver quarter, *Holds up quarter. About to fall asleep.*
it won't go very far, but two will buy a candy bar! *Wakes up at smell of candy*
But if you save up four of them, *Digs for 4 quarters in pocket.*
you'll have yourself a dollar. *Find dollar by foot. Yeah!!*
A dollar, a dollar, a big green paper dollar, *Holds dollar up triumphantly!*
will get you in to see a fair, *Trowa comes juggling on a uni-cycle.*
or buy a chocolate-éclair, *Quatre eats donut/pastry happily.*
and if you save enough of them, you'll be a millionaire! *Money fall from the sky*
Yeah! *Everyone fights for $$$.. many bruises.*
Duo: Oww. That was um... fun.
Heero: I got 100 dollars!
Wufei: Hah! I got $400!
Heero: *points gun at Wufei* Give it.
Loki: It's my money! I came up with the song!!!! Give it to me!!! I want some french fries!!!!!
Wufei, Heero, Quatre, and Trowa: NO!
*Loki is broken hearted*
Police Man: This is the Police! Give up the money, and come out with your hands behind your back! If you come easy, you'll only get three years of time in jail.
Quatre: *sarcastic* Gee, thanks.
Loki: *turns to Duo* Where did you get that money?
Duo *thinks* Something about a man in orange, a briefcase, and "Hold This."
Loki: *bangs her head against wall.* Well, looks like I'm going to jail. I hope you like this story anyway... Please review!!!!! I can go to the slammer knowing that there was someone out there who appreciated my work. So Please R&R!!!!
Police Man: Thanks to the kindness of this woman, we have decided to let you off with a warning. She has paid for all of your bails. Goodbye. *drives off quickly to Dunkin' Donuts*
Trowa: I wonder who that girl was...
Girl: *Pink limo drives up to them* HEEERRRROOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heero: OH NO, RUN!!!!!