Not More Gundam Wing Songs!!!
Disclaimer: Ha ha! I have come up with the most insane song for the Gundam Pilots! And it is... drum roll please... Little Bunny Foo-Foo!!! I know, I'm crazy.
Wufei: You can say that again..
Loki: I know, I'm...
Wufei: It was a figure of speech woman!
Loki: Oh... Enjoy the story. Please don't hate me for making fun of Trowa.
Trowa: Why me!
Loki: Because everyone has had their turn to sing. Even you, Wufei.
Wufei: *grumbles*
Song #6: Little Silent Trowa (Sung in the tune of Little Bunny Foo-Foo)
Little Silent Trowa,
Walking on the tightrope,
Hoping not to fall down,
And bonking him on the head.
Down came Dorothy Catalonia,
and she said:
You idiot! Why did you stop that war! Bring me war, or I will turn you into a goon!
So the next day:
Little Silent Trowa,
Walking past the lions.
Giving them some fresh meat,
and bonking them on the head.
Down came Duo Maxwell,
and he said:
Hey Trowa! Well, I need to borrow you herbal essence shampoo because I used Heero's on an explosive experiment. If I don't get it tomorrow I'll turn you into a goon! ... what is a goon?
So the next day:
Little Silent Trowa,
Brewing up some hot tea,
Forgetting it was hot,
and drinking it down to fast.
Down came Heero Yuy,
and he said:
You stupid baka.... how can you be a soldier if you can't even manage to drink hot tea properly. If I see that happen one more time.... I will take Heavy Arms away! And... and.. ummm... *looks at script* ...something about a goon.
Little Silent Trowa,
Sitting next to Cathryn,
Shining up his clown mask,
and putting it on his face.
Down came Quatre Raberba Winner,
and he said:
*Quatre's zero* WE MUST DEFEAT THE COLONIES! THEY ARE OUR ENEMIES, AND IF YOU DON'T HELP I'LL TURN YOU INTO A GOON! MUWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
So the next day:
Little Silent Trowa,
Running through the forest,
Scooping up some field mice,
and bonking them on the head.
Down came Chang Wufei,
and he said:
Barton?! Did I just see you run through a forest, and catch some field mice, then hit them on the head? YOU ARE WEAK, NOW, BE A GOON!
*points finger at him (not middle finger)*
And the moral of our story is:
Trowa today, goon tomorrow!
Loki: What a crazy story.
Duo: I have one question.
Loki: What?
Duo: What's a goon?
Loki: ......
Trowa: Can you change me back now?
Wufei: *looks at goon and laughs hysterically* Barton! You... you look ridiculous!!!
Heero: HA HA HA!!!
Everyone: *looks at Heero in surprise and fear*
Heero: *silent*
A/N: That is my crazy song. The next one I am working on right now. And it shall be called.... I don't know yet.. but it is sung in the tune of Here Comes Peter Cottontail, Hopping Down the Bunny Trail...
Ja ne!
-Loki
^_~!!
Disclaimer: Ha ha! I have come up with the most insane song for the Gundam Pilots! And it is... drum roll please... Little Bunny Foo-Foo!!! I know, I'm crazy.
Wufei: You can say that again..
Loki: I know, I'm...
Wufei: It was a figure of speech woman!
Loki: Oh... Enjoy the story. Please don't hate me for making fun of Trowa.
Trowa: Why me!
Loki: Because everyone has had their turn to sing. Even you, Wufei.
Wufei: *grumbles*
Song #6: Little Silent Trowa (Sung in the tune of Little Bunny Foo-Foo)
Little Silent Trowa,
Walking on the tightrope,
Hoping not to fall down,
And bonking him on the head.
Down came Dorothy Catalonia,
and she said:
You idiot! Why did you stop that war! Bring me war, or I will turn you into a goon!
So the next day:
Little Silent Trowa,
Walking past the lions.
Giving them some fresh meat,
and bonking them on the head.
Down came Duo Maxwell,
and he said:
Hey Trowa! Well, I need to borrow you herbal essence shampoo because I used Heero's on an explosive experiment. If I don't get it tomorrow I'll turn you into a goon! ... what is a goon?
So the next day:
Little Silent Trowa,
Brewing up some hot tea,
Forgetting it was hot,
and drinking it down to fast.
Down came Heero Yuy,
and he said:
You stupid baka.... how can you be a soldier if you can't even manage to drink hot tea properly. If I see that happen one more time.... I will take Heavy Arms away! And... and.. ummm... *looks at script* ...something about a goon.
Little Silent Trowa,
Sitting next to Cathryn,
Shining up his clown mask,
and putting it on his face.
Down came Quatre Raberba Winner,
and he said:
*Quatre's zero* WE MUST DEFEAT THE COLONIES! THEY ARE OUR ENEMIES, AND IF YOU DON'T HELP I'LL TURN YOU INTO A GOON! MUWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
So the next day:
Little Silent Trowa,
Running through the forest,
Scooping up some field mice,
and bonking them on the head.
Down came Chang Wufei,
and he said:
Barton?! Did I just see you run through a forest, and catch some field mice, then hit them on the head? YOU ARE WEAK, NOW, BE A GOON!
*points finger at him (not middle finger)*
And the moral of our story is:
Trowa today, goon tomorrow!
Loki: What a crazy story.
Duo: I have one question.
Loki: What?
Duo: What's a goon?
Loki: ......
Trowa: Can you change me back now?
Wufei: *looks at goon and laughs hysterically* Barton! You... you look ridiculous!!!
Heero: HA HA HA!!!
Everyone: *looks at Heero in surprise and fear*
Heero: *silent*
A/N: That is my crazy song. The next one I am working on right now. And it shall be called.... I don't know yet.. but it is sung in the tune of Here Comes Peter Cottontail, Hopping Down the Bunny Trail...
Ja ne!
-Loki
^_~!!