Not More Gundam Wing Songs!!!
Disclaimer: Look, I'm sorry that I said that the next song would be about Here Comes Peter Cottontail, but my mind was just a blank about it. So instead... I have decided on another one. Have you ever heard of She'll Be Coming Round the Mountain When She Comes? Of course you have... who hasn't?
Duo: *meekly raises his hand*
Loki: You got to be kidding.
Wufei: Maxwell doesn't know anything.
Loki: Do you know that song?
Wufei: .....
Loki: Thought so. Anyway, here is the cast for the song:
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Heero Yuy- the sherif
Duo Maxwell- the train conductor
Trowa Barton- the chauffeur of the horse ride
Quatre Raberba Winner- the spoiled rich kid who is coming round the mountain
Chang Wufei- hyper active Chinese party planner
Dorothy Catalonia- Surprise guest
Quatre's Father- Quatre's father..
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Song #7: He'll Be Coming Round the Mountain (G-boy style...)
He'll be coming round the mountain when he comes,
He'll be coming round the mountain when he comes.
He'll be coming round the mountain,
He'll be coming round the mountain,
He'll be coming round the mountain when he comes.
Duo: I'm late!!!! I'm late *pushed train to maximum power* Oh, Heero is gonna kill me!
Quatre: Are we there yet? I cannot miss my own birthday party, you know.
Duo: Yeah, yeah. I'm going as fast as I can.
Quatre: Well go faster!
Duo: Yes, sir.
Duo: *stops at the train station* Here's you stop Mr. Quatre.
Quatre: You should refer to me as Mr. Winner, thank you very much.
Heero: Duo... I told you to be here thirty minutes ago. Where have you been?
Duo: Ummm....
Heero: *smile* I told you what would happen if you were late.
Duo: Please no! I won't every be late again!
Heero: *brings out a small boom box*
Boom Box: The Lord has spoken to all of us, his children....
Duo: Nooooo! Not the Gospel station!!!!!!
Quatre: But you were raised in a church Duo? Why don't you like that?
Duo: It burns!!!!!!!!!
Heero: Guess we'll never know... Trowa? Where are you?
Quatre: Who's Trowa?
Trowa: I will be taking you to town on these six white horses you requested.
He'll be riding six white horses when he comes,
He'll be riding six white horses when he comes.
He'll be riding six white horses,
He'll be riding six white horses,
He'll be riding six white horses when he comes.
Quatre: What smells!
Trowa: Sorry. My horses aren't the best at holding it in.
Quatre: Holding what in?
Trowa: You don't want to know.
Quatre: Are we there yet?
Trowa: ....
Quatre: Are we there yet?
Trowa: ... .... ....
Quatre: ARE WE THERE YET!!!!!!!
Trowa: ..... yes.
Quatre: *hands him a flyer* Here. This is a good insane asylum. I suggest you consider going there.
Trowa: 0_0?
Wufei: Hey! Hey! C'mon Quatre! It's time for the party! Yay!!!!!! *jumps up and down*
Quatre: *sweatdrop*
He'll be greeted by the planner when he comes,
He'll be greeted by the planner when he comes.
He'll be greeted by the planner,
He'll be greeted by the planner,
He'll be greeted by the planner when he comes.
Wufei: Oh! I'm so excited!!! Yippee!!!!!
Quatre: Do you like sugar?
Wufei: I love it! Why do you ask?
Quatre: *sighs* That explains a lot.
Quatre's father: Happy birthday, son! I have a surprise for you!
Quatre: Is it money?
Quatre's father: No. Something even better.... a wife!!!
Quatre: What!!!!!
Quatre's father: Yup. Here she is!
He'll be seeing his new wife when she comes,
He'll be seeing his new wife when she comes.
He'll be seeing his new wife,
He'll be seeing his new wife,
He'll be seeing his new wife when she comes.
Dorothy: HELLO QUATRE!! *runs up to him for a hug*
Quatre: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Loki: The end!!! .... or is it? (dun dun dun.....)
Quatre: That was mean...
Duo: It's the way of life, Q-man.
Wufei: I'd hate to see their kids....
Quatre: *eye twitches*
Dorothy: QUATRE!!!!!!
Quatre: Gotta hide, gotta hide, GOTTA HIDE!!!!!
Heero: I know how you feel.
Loki: Well, that was fun to write. Can you believe that I am writing that is 2:28AM... wait.... 2:29AM. *yawn* I need sleep. Oh! Country is playing on the radio!
Rori: Evil music!!! *runs in the other room*
Loki: *singing* ...when the sun goes down, we'll be grooving. When the sun goes down, feeling alright, when the sun sinks down, over the water. Everything get hotter when the sun goes down...
All: RUN!!!! LOKI IS TRYING TO SING!!!!!!!!
Loki: ... everything get's hotter when the sun goes down, YEAH!
Quatre: Loki is currently lost in the world of country, so I'll just say the disclaimer...
Loki: IT'S THE DEVIL WENT DOWN TO GEORGIA!!!!! I LOVE THIS SONG!!!!!!!!!
Quatre: *clears throat* I am sure that she would want you to review her story, so please do. I also want to clear something up. I AM NOT A SPOILED RICH KID!!!!!!! Thank you for your time. Bye.
Ja ne!
Loki: That's my line!!!
-Loki ^_~!!!