Not More Gundam Wing Songs!!!!
Disclaimer: Ok. There are some things that I need to say before you read this song. Instead of the Gundam Boys being the Gundam Boys, they are just actors PRETENDING to be the Gundam Boys. You know, like Mike Myers pretends to be Austin Powers..
But... they real names will be the original ones that they have in the story, and so will they're personalities. (Just to keep things from being!) confusing...)
You ready? Time for song #... #... what is this? #9? Ok. Ready for Song #9!!! (Just to let you know... this song will be written like a story. It's easier for me to write and for you to understand!)
(PS) The Sng will be disaplayed inbetween the - - & - - parts... k?
Song #9: Celebrity (by Brad Paisley)
The Gundam Pilots sighed as they entered the living room. Heero, Trowa, and Quatre took the couch, Wufei took the armchair, and Duo took the floor. "Man," said Duo, who broke the silence. "Being a movie star isn't as easy as it looks."
"Yeah," agreed Quatre. "With all those fans..."
"Hn..."
Trowa looked out the window, and saw the mailman. "I wonder if I got any mail today?"
"I'll see," said Quatre, getting up. "It is my house."
He wasn't gone for 5 seconds, when Quatre came running back in, and locking all of his seven locks. He placed a hand on the door when he was done, and tried to catch his breath. "What's up?" questioned Duo.
Heero knew. The minute Quatre opened the door, he could hear screaming. "F..F... Fan G..Girls..." Quatre stuttered.
"Aw, man!" cursed Duo.
Wufei snorted. "They're just weak onnas...."
Quatre looked out the window, but looked back, screaming, "AND FAN BOYS!!!!"
"Make sure that door is locked tight, Winner!" yelled Wufei automatically.
Trowa helped Wufei as he put pieces of furniture in front of the door. Heero got up and looked out the curtain. He saw hundreds of girls holding signs that read: MARRY ME!!! He shuddered when he saw this one group of guys holding another sign that read: I LOVE YOU, HEERO!!
"Those guys make me sick," commented Duo, as he saw one man hold: YOU'RE SO CUTE, DUO!!!
Wufei ran towards them, followed by Quatre and Trowa. "They're breaking down the door! It won't hold for much longer!"
They all looked at each other for a moment's silence. Than they all ran quickly for the back door. While they were running, they could hear the crack of a broken front door, ensued by many screams.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Someday I'm gonna be famous.
Do I have talent, well.... no.
These days you don't really need it.
Thanks to reality shows.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
After blocking the door behind them, with numerous trash cans, they ran like bats out of hell. Quatre looked behind him to see many fans run into, than out of his house. "My... house...."
"Forget about the house, Winner! Think of your life!" argued Wufei.
"And your sanity!!" added Duo.
They reached town, which might not have been good. It was the weekend, and everybody was in town. "Aw crap!" cursed Heero, who hid behind some parked cars.
They all went in a line. First was Heero, second was Trowa, third was Wufei, fourth was Quatre, and bringing up the rear was Duo. Duo was trying to be stealthy, but he saw this really, really, hot girl walking down the sidewalk. Duo stood up and brushed his fingers through his hair. "How ya doing, baby?" he asked.
"OH MY GOD!!!!" she screamed. "YOU'RE DUO MAXWELL!!!!"
When she screamed this, everyone looked in her direction. "Damn!" yelled Duo as he started to run from twice as many screaming fans as they had before.
"Nice going, Maxwell!!" yelled Wufei
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Can't wait to date a super model,
Can't wait to sue my dad.
Can't wait to wreck a Ferrari,
On my way to rehab.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
They all ran down the corner of the street, only to come across they're worst nightmare.
Flea Market.
Trowa thought that he would go deaf with the thousands of "Oh My God"s that went through the air.
Now they all had to really run. "This... sucks!!!" commented Duo, as he pulled back his braid from girls who had scissors in their hands.
"I want his braid!" many of them called.
"CRAP!!!!!!" Duo ran even faster than before, leaving the others by themselves.
"Duo!" they called.
"Your on your own!!!" he yelled back, running into a nearby coffee shop.
Trowa, who was the most acrobatic of the group, grabbed onto a nearby flag pole, and swung himself to the nearest roof. "Bye guys!" he called, as he started to jump roof by roof.
Quatre brought out his cell phone, and dialed a number. "Hell of a time to be making a call, Winner!" yelled Wufei.
Instead of going straight, he made a right, surprising Heero and Wufei. "What are you doing?"
A white limousine stopped in front of the blonde, an he got in. "Hey!" the other two yelled.
Quatre would have waited for them, but the fan girls were trying to get in. "Sorry!" he apologized and drove off. Heero and Wufei stopped and looked at each other.
They were surrounded.
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Cause when you're a celebrity,
Its adios reality!
You can act just like a fool, And people think you cool,
Just cause your on TV.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Heero gulped and he looked at the many women and men surrounding them. "Yuy," started Wufei. "I really don't mind being surrounded by onnas... they don't scare me. What scares me are these men.."
"Yeah," agreed Heero.
A couple of gay men started to walk up to them. Heero and Wufei stumbled back, just incase the men wanted to try something....
One, wearing a pink shirt and an earing on his right ear (I think that's the right one), spoke: "We men of the International Gay Corporation, or IGC, are thrilled to have the actors of Gundam Wing come here. You see, you had walked into the biggest gay place in the country.
"You have to be kidding...." cursed Heero, who placed his head in his hand.
Wufei sweat dropped, and was ready to run at any time.... suddenly, the Chinaman had an idea and started to charge at the part of the mob that was mostly women. "Wufei!" called Heero, after following him too, "What are you doing?"
"Just follow me, Yuy! I have an idea!"
Heero sighed and continued to run. Any moment now... they would be in the mob. But lo... in the darkest of all places there was still a light.
Duo looked out from behind the counter. He had already bribed the cash register man to not cry out. "Maybe a coffee shop wasn't the best thing," he thought
He tapped on the slightly stunned man. "Yo buddy... can I have a Peppermint Late'?"
"S...Sure..." said the man, handing Duo his coffee.
"Thanks pal," Duo took a sip, but spit it right back out. He stood up and started to scream at the man, "YOU CALL THIS A LATE'??"
Many people looked up and screamed, "DUO!!!"
"I'm not finished with you pal," threatened Duo, as he ran from more fans.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
I can through a major fit,
When my late' isn't just how I like it.
They say I've gone insane,
I blame it on the fame,
And the pressures that go with Being a celebrity.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Trowa, who was still on the roof, had more fans following him. "Damn..." He thought. "How do I escape them?"
He wasn't looking where he was running, and so he fell down in between two roofs. Luckily, they're was a garbage dump there. Or maybe it wasn't lucky.... "This smells!" he cried, while he flung a rotten banana off his head and away from the rest of his body. He could feel something really, really, squishy underneath him, but he dare not see what it was. In the distance he heard: "He's over here!"
He looked around him and saw that the only exit was where the fans would come him. So Trowa had one choice..... dive. He held his breath and started to bury himself under the garbage. It was very disgusting...
Quatre was still in the limousine, and people were still chasing him. "Faster!" he yelled to his driver, who was a Maganac.
"But Master Quatre, if I drive any faster, I'll be breaking the speed limit!"
"I don't care!"
The Maganac shrugged, and pushed it to 100. There was a red light coming up, and so he told the blonde. "Run right through it!" Quatre yelled, frightened for his life...
"But cars are already parked there!"
"I told you, I do not care! Run they over, smash into them, do anything to get through!"
The Maganac sweat dropped and sped towards the light. He hit each car, as he tried to drive in between them. Everybody threw fits and curses at them, but apologized immediately with shocking gasps.
A police officer pulled them over. "Let me see your license buddy. Do you know that you just made a 14 car pile up?"
Quatre rolled down the window and showed his face. "Oh!" said the police officer. "Your Quatre Winner, do forgive me..."
Quatre only had to sign his police cap, and they were on the road again.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
I get to cry to Barbara Walters,
When things don't go my way.
And I'll get community service,
No matter which law I break.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Wufei's great plan was to just grab onto the nearest truck, and then jump off at the nearest deserted sidewalk. But as little as they knew, hardly any streets in that big city is deserted. More running. More fans.
So once again, Wufei and Heero were still running for their lives down the sidewalk. Screaming fans continued to ensue.... they ran past a newspaper stand, when Wufei stopped abruptly. "Wufei?" questioned Heero. "What's wrong?"
Wufei picked up a nearby magazine angrily and looked on the cover. "WHAT!? Injustice! I never say Injustice at random moments!"
He thought about what he just said, and shook his head. He looked back at the magazine. "And it's not a ponytail!!!"
They looked behind them, and saw the screaming people. "AHHH!!!!" they yelled, as they started to run even more...
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
I'll make the supermarket tabloids,
They'll write some awful stuff.
But the more they run my name down,
The more my price goes up!
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Trowa looked up from the revolting garbage, and searched for the fangirls and fanboys. Silence. He pulled a rotting piece of pizza from his hair, and another melted chuck of Swiss cheese from his pants. The smell was horrible, but at least no one was chasing him.
He had just gotten rid of the last piece of garbage, which he couldn't even identify. Actually, he didn't WANT to know what is was.... or what it used to be. Trowa walked down the ally, and saw a sleeping hobo beside him. The poor man was wearing a worn-out brown cloth. "Sorry."
Trowa took the cloak from him, and wrapped it around him. "At least people won't notice me..."
When he just turned around the corner, the hobo shivered and reached for his blanket. When he opened his eyes to get it, it wasn't there anymore. "Hey!"
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Cause when you're a celebrity,
It's adios reality!
No matter what you do, People think your cool,
Just cause your on TV.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Duo continued to run down the street, still being chased. He had to decided fast where he was going to hide. He saw a speeding limo drive crazily in the road, and he smiled. "Quatre!!!"
Quatre heard a cry of help, and looked out his window. Duo was running beside it, trying to talk to him. "Quatre! Man, am I glad to see you! Can you give me a ride?"
Quatre looked down sadly and answered. "Sorry Duo."
He pushed Duo aside, and started to pick up some speed. Duo rolled across the street, and finally stopped as he ran into a STOP sign. He growled and started to yell, "TRAITOR!!!!!"
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
I can fall in and out of love.
Have marriages that barely last a month!
When they go down the drain, I blame it on the fame,
And say it's just so tough.
Being a celebrity.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Heero and Wufei now had even MORE people chasing after them, after Wufei's little... dispute with the tabloids. Right now, Heero was really wishing that he had his Gundam with him, but that's not possible.... Gundam Wing was a Movie. Just a movie.
"You see Yuy..." started Wufei. "This is why I had doubts of becoming a movie star!!"
"Wufei?"
Heero was just about to ask him a question, when they heard the screams again. The both looked at each other, and started to run even faster. As they ran by this one house, they saw a picket-fence-looking ladder that went up the side. Without a second thought, both of the teenage movie stars climbed up it, and into the open window. What they didn't know was that it wasn't a house. It was a boarding school. Heero placed his hand over his eyes, while Wufei just gawked. They were in the women's shower room.
"AHHHHH!!!!!!! EEEEIIIII!!!!!!" all the women cried, and started to hit them with many objects such as: shampoo, conditioner, soap, etc...
"PERVERT!!!!" the screamed.
They were about to jump down when they heard. "It's Heero Yuy!!! And Chang Wufei!!!"
One girl waved to the Chinaman. "Hi, Wuffles!!!"
Wufei's eye twitched. "W... Wuffles?"
Heero pulled Wufei down and they started to run again, followed by the same people they were running from, and now, towel-covered women.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
So lets hitch up the wagons and head out west,
Into the land of fun in the sun.
We'll be Real World Bachelor,
Jackass, and millionaires,
Hey! Hey, Hollywood.... here we come!
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Trowa was having about the worst luck of all of them. 1. He was smelly. Very, very, smelly. 2. He was still being chased by the fans. And 3. He was trapped.
He was pushing his body so hard against the brick wall, that it might have had a Trowa-shaped hole in it soon.
A cry from above caught Trowa's attention, as he saw Duo fall from the sky. "Duo!"
"Looks like you needed help, pally. So I just decided to drop in."
"But Duo... doesn't that mean your stuck here too? Or do you have a way out?"
Duo facefaulted, and placed his hand behind his head. "Uhhh... I guess I didn't think that far ahead..."
Trowa sighed heavily, and waited for the end to come. "I'M COMING GUYS!!!!"
Duo looked up, surprised. "Quatre?"
The driver, who we will soon know is not a good driver, accidentally crashed into a nearby phone booth. Quatre looked around him, and saw incoming fans. So he had no choice, but to join his poor, unfortunate friends.
Now, this wouldn't make a perfect reunion without the other two, so for just the heck of it, let's put them with the others as well.
Heero and Wufei popped their out of thin air. "Hey!" yelled Heero.
"You onna!" cried Wufei. "We were in a good hiding spot too!"
"Sorry," Loki, the authoress, said. "I just couldn't think of any other way to get you guys together.
Duo looked up in the air. "What are you planning Loki?"
Loki laughed and disappeared from the story.
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Yeah, when you're a celebrity,
It's adios reality!
No matter what you do,
People think your cool,
Just cause your on TV.
Being a celebrity.
Yeah, celebrity!
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Heero, Wufei, and Trowa were all trying to think of what Loki meant, but they were interrupted when Quatre tapped their shoulders. "Ummm g.. guys?"
"What is it?" asked Heero.
"Well..." started Duo. "We're kinda in a tight spot."
"What do you mean Maxwell??" growled Wufei.
Trowa turned Wufei's face to the big problem. The fans were closing in. "Oh, hell no!" yelled Heero.
There was no exit. Closer and closer... the fangirls, and yes, the fanboys crept in. "HELP!!!!!" the Pilots screamed.
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A/N: Hope you liked it!
Heero: groans
Duo: Fans give no mercy...
Trowa: ....
Wufei: damn fanboys...
Quatre: I think my arm is broken...
Loki: chuckles Well, it took me a while to write, so sorry for the delay! Please R&R!!!!!
Ja ne!
-Loki
Disclaimer: Ok. There are some things that I need to say before you read this song. Instead of the Gundam Boys being the Gundam Boys, they are just actors PRETENDING to be the Gundam Boys. You know, like Mike Myers pretends to be Austin Powers..
But... they real names will be the original ones that they have in the story, and so will they're personalities. (Just to keep things from being!) confusing...)
You ready? Time for song #... #... what is this? #9? Ok. Ready for Song #9!!! (Just to let you know... this song will be written like a story. It's easier for me to write and for you to understand!)
(PS) The Sng will be disaplayed inbetween the - - & - - parts... k?
Song #9: Celebrity (by Brad Paisley)
The Gundam Pilots sighed as they entered the living room. Heero, Trowa, and Quatre took the couch, Wufei took the armchair, and Duo took the floor. "Man," said Duo, who broke the silence. "Being a movie star isn't as easy as it looks."
"Yeah," agreed Quatre. "With all those fans..."
"Hn..."
Trowa looked out the window, and saw the mailman. "I wonder if I got any mail today?"
"I'll see," said Quatre, getting up. "It is my house."
He wasn't gone for 5 seconds, when Quatre came running back in, and locking all of his seven locks. He placed a hand on the door when he was done, and tried to catch his breath. "What's up?" questioned Duo.
Heero knew. The minute Quatre opened the door, he could hear screaming. "F..F... Fan G..Girls..." Quatre stuttered.
"Aw, man!" cursed Duo.
Wufei snorted. "They're just weak onnas...."
Quatre looked out the window, but looked back, screaming, "AND FAN BOYS!!!!"
"Make sure that door is locked tight, Winner!" yelled Wufei automatically.
Trowa helped Wufei as he put pieces of furniture in front of the door. Heero got up and looked out the curtain. He saw hundreds of girls holding signs that read: MARRY ME!!! He shuddered when he saw this one group of guys holding another sign that read: I LOVE YOU, HEERO!!
"Those guys make me sick," commented Duo, as he saw one man hold: YOU'RE SO CUTE, DUO!!!
Wufei ran towards them, followed by Quatre and Trowa. "They're breaking down the door! It won't hold for much longer!"
They all looked at each other for a moment's silence. Than they all ran quickly for the back door. While they were running, they could hear the crack of a broken front door, ensued by many screams.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Someday I'm gonna be famous.
Do I have talent, well.... no.
These days you don't really need it.
Thanks to reality shows.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
After blocking the door behind them, with numerous trash cans, they ran like bats out of hell. Quatre looked behind him to see many fans run into, than out of his house. "My... house...."
"Forget about the house, Winner! Think of your life!" argued Wufei.
"And your sanity!!" added Duo.
They reached town, which might not have been good. It was the weekend, and everybody was in town. "Aw crap!" cursed Heero, who hid behind some parked cars.
They all went in a line. First was Heero, second was Trowa, third was Wufei, fourth was Quatre, and bringing up the rear was Duo. Duo was trying to be stealthy, but he saw this really, really, hot girl walking down the sidewalk. Duo stood up and brushed his fingers through his hair. "How ya doing, baby?" he asked.
"OH MY GOD!!!!" she screamed. "YOU'RE DUO MAXWELL!!!!"
When she screamed this, everyone looked in her direction. "Damn!" yelled Duo as he started to run from twice as many screaming fans as they had before.
"Nice going, Maxwell!!" yelled Wufei
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Can't wait to date a super model,
Can't wait to sue my dad.
Can't wait to wreck a Ferrari,
On my way to rehab.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
They all ran down the corner of the street, only to come across they're worst nightmare.
Flea Market.
Trowa thought that he would go deaf with the thousands of "Oh My God"s that went through the air.
Now they all had to really run. "This... sucks!!!" commented Duo, as he pulled back his braid from girls who had scissors in their hands.
"I want his braid!" many of them called.
"CRAP!!!!!!" Duo ran even faster than before, leaving the others by themselves.
"Duo!" they called.
"Your on your own!!!" he yelled back, running into a nearby coffee shop.
Trowa, who was the most acrobatic of the group, grabbed onto a nearby flag pole, and swung himself to the nearest roof. "Bye guys!" he called, as he started to jump roof by roof.
Quatre brought out his cell phone, and dialed a number. "Hell of a time to be making a call, Winner!" yelled Wufei.
Instead of going straight, he made a right, surprising Heero and Wufei. "What are you doing?"
A white limousine stopped in front of the blonde, an he got in. "Hey!" the other two yelled.
Quatre would have waited for them, but the fan girls were trying to get in. "Sorry!" he apologized and drove off. Heero and Wufei stopped and looked at each other.
They were surrounded.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Cause when you're a celebrity,
Its adios reality!
You can act just like a fool, And people think you cool,
Just cause your on TV.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Heero gulped and he looked at the many women and men surrounding them. "Yuy," started Wufei. "I really don't mind being surrounded by onnas... they don't scare me. What scares me are these men.."
"Yeah," agreed Heero.
A couple of gay men started to walk up to them. Heero and Wufei stumbled back, just incase the men wanted to try something....
One, wearing a pink shirt and an earing on his right ear (I think that's the right one), spoke: "We men of the International Gay Corporation, or IGC, are thrilled to have the actors of Gundam Wing come here. You see, you had walked into the biggest gay place in the country.
"You have to be kidding...." cursed Heero, who placed his head in his hand.
Wufei sweat dropped, and was ready to run at any time.... suddenly, the Chinaman had an idea and started to charge at the part of the mob that was mostly women. "Wufei!" called Heero, after following him too, "What are you doing?"
"Just follow me, Yuy! I have an idea!"
Heero sighed and continued to run. Any moment now... they would be in the mob. But lo... in the darkest of all places there was still a light.
Duo looked out from behind the counter. He had already bribed the cash register man to not cry out. "Maybe a coffee shop wasn't the best thing," he thought
He tapped on the slightly stunned man. "Yo buddy... can I have a Peppermint Late'?"
"S...Sure..." said the man, handing Duo his coffee.
"Thanks pal," Duo took a sip, but spit it right back out. He stood up and started to scream at the man, "YOU CALL THIS A LATE'??"
Many people looked up and screamed, "DUO!!!"
"I'm not finished with you pal," threatened Duo, as he ran from more fans.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
I can through a major fit,
When my late' isn't just how I like it.
They say I've gone insane,
I blame it on the fame,
And the pressures that go with Being a celebrity.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Trowa, who was still on the roof, had more fans following him. "Damn..." He thought. "How do I escape them?"
He wasn't looking where he was running, and so he fell down in between two roofs. Luckily, they're was a garbage dump there. Or maybe it wasn't lucky.... "This smells!" he cried, while he flung a rotten banana off his head and away from the rest of his body. He could feel something really, really, squishy underneath him, but he dare not see what it was. In the distance he heard: "He's over here!"
He looked around him and saw that the only exit was where the fans would come him. So Trowa had one choice..... dive. He held his breath and started to bury himself under the garbage. It was very disgusting...
Quatre was still in the limousine, and people were still chasing him. "Faster!" he yelled to his driver, who was a Maganac.
"But Master Quatre, if I drive any faster, I'll be breaking the speed limit!"
"I don't care!"
The Maganac shrugged, and pushed it to 100. There was a red light coming up, and so he told the blonde. "Run right through it!" Quatre yelled, frightened for his life...
"But cars are already parked there!"
"I told you, I do not care! Run they over, smash into them, do anything to get through!"
The Maganac sweat dropped and sped towards the light. He hit each car, as he tried to drive in between them. Everybody threw fits and curses at them, but apologized immediately with shocking gasps.
A police officer pulled them over. "Let me see your license buddy. Do you know that you just made a 14 car pile up?"
Quatre rolled down the window and showed his face. "Oh!" said the police officer. "Your Quatre Winner, do forgive me..."
Quatre only had to sign his police cap, and they were on the road again.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
I get to cry to Barbara Walters,
When things don't go my way.
And I'll get community service,
No matter which law I break.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Wufei's great plan was to just grab onto the nearest truck, and then jump off at the nearest deserted sidewalk. But as little as they knew, hardly any streets in that big city is deserted. More running. More fans.
So once again, Wufei and Heero were still running for their lives down the sidewalk. Screaming fans continued to ensue.... they ran past a newspaper stand, when Wufei stopped abruptly. "Wufei?" questioned Heero. "What's wrong?"
Wufei picked up a nearby magazine angrily and looked on the cover. "WHAT!? Injustice! I never say Injustice at random moments!"
He thought about what he just said, and shook his head. He looked back at the magazine. "And it's not a ponytail!!!"
They looked behind them, and saw the screaming people. "AHHH!!!!" they yelled, as they started to run even more...
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
I'll make the supermarket tabloids,
They'll write some awful stuff.
But the more they run my name down,
The more my price goes up!
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Trowa looked up from the revolting garbage, and searched for the fangirls and fanboys. Silence. He pulled a rotting piece of pizza from his hair, and another melted chuck of Swiss cheese from his pants. The smell was horrible, but at least no one was chasing him.
He had just gotten rid of the last piece of garbage, which he couldn't even identify. Actually, he didn't WANT to know what is was.... or what it used to be. Trowa walked down the ally, and saw a sleeping hobo beside him. The poor man was wearing a worn-out brown cloth. "Sorry."
Trowa took the cloak from him, and wrapped it around him. "At least people won't notice me..."
When he just turned around the corner, the hobo shivered and reached for his blanket. When he opened his eyes to get it, it wasn't there anymore. "Hey!"
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Cause when you're a celebrity,
It's adios reality!
No matter what you do, People think your cool,
Just cause your on TV.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Duo continued to run down the street, still being chased. He had to decided fast where he was going to hide. He saw a speeding limo drive crazily in the road, and he smiled. "Quatre!!!"
Quatre heard a cry of help, and looked out his window. Duo was running beside it, trying to talk to him. "Quatre! Man, am I glad to see you! Can you give me a ride?"
Quatre looked down sadly and answered. "Sorry Duo."
He pushed Duo aside, and started to pick up some speed. Duo rolled across the street, and finally stopped as he ran into a STOP sign. He growled and started to yell, "TRAITOR!!!!!"
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
I can fall in and out of love.
Have marriages that barely last a month!
When they go down the drain, I blame it on the fame,
And say it's just so tough.
Being a celebrity.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Heero and Wufei now had even MORE people chasing after them, after Wufei's little... dispute with the tabloids. Right now, Heero was really wishing that he had his Gundam with him, but that's not possible.... Gundam Wing was a Movie. Just a movie.
"You see Yuy..." started Wufei. "This is why I had doubts of becoming a movie star!!"
"Wufei?"
Heero was just about to ask him a question, when they heard the screams again. The both looked at each other, and started to run even faster. As they ran by this one house, they saw a picket-fence-looking ladder that went up the side. Without a second thought, both of the teenage movie stars climbed up it, and into the open window. What they didn't know was that it wasn't a house. It was a boarding school. Heero placed his hand over his eyes, while Wufei just gawked. They were in the women's shower room.
"AHHHHH!!!!!!! EEEEIIIII!!!!!!" all the women cried, and started to hit them with many objects such as: shampoo, conditioner, soap, etc...
"PERVERT!!!!" the screamed.
They were about to jump down when they heard. "It's Heero Yuy!!! And Chang Wufei!!!"
One girl waved to the Chinaman. "Hi, Wuffles!!!"
Wufei's eye twitched. "W... Wuffles?"
Heero pulled Wufei down and they started to run again, followed by the same people they were running from, and now, towel-covered women.
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So lets hitch up the wagons and head out west,
Into the land of fun in the sun.
We'll be Real World Bachelor,
Jackass, and millionaires,
Hey! Hey, Hollywood.... here we come!
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Trowa was having about the worst luck of all of them. 1. He was smelly. Very, very, smelly. 2. He was still being chased by the fans. And 3. He was trapped.
He was pushing his body so hard against the brick wall, that it might have had a Trowa-shaped hole in it soon.
A cry from above caught Trowa's attention, as he saw Duo fall from the sky. "Duo!"
"Looks like you needed help, pally. So I just decided to drop in."
"But Duo... doesn't that mean your stuck here too? Or do you have a way out?"
Duo facefaulted, and placed his hand behind his head. "Uhhh... I guess I didn't think that far ahead..."
Trowa sighed heavily, and waited for the end to come. "I'M COMING GUYS!!!!"
Duo looked up, surprised. "Quatre?"
The driver, who we will soon know is not a good driver, accidentally crashed into a nearby phone booth. Quatre looked around him, and saw incoming fans. So he had no choice, but to join his poor, unfortunate friends.
Now, this wouldn't make a perfect reunion without the other two, so for just the heck of it, let's put them with the others as well.
Heero and Wufei popped their out of thin air. "Hey!" yelled Heero.
"You onna!" cried Wufei. "We were in a good hiding spot too!"
"Sorry," Loki, the authoress, said. "I just couldn't think of any other way to get you guys together.
Duo looked up in the air. "What are you planning Loki?"
Loki laughed and disappeared from the story.
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Yeah, when you're a celebrity,
It's adios reality!
No matter what you do,
People think your cool,
Just cause your on TV.
Being a celebrity.
Yeah, celebrity!
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Heero, Wufei, and Trowa were all trying to think of what Loki meant, but they were interrupted when Quatre tapped their shoulders. "Ummm g.. guys?"
"What is it?" asked Heero.
"Well..." started Duo. "We're kinda in a tight spot."
"What do you mean Maxwell??" growled Wufei.
Trowa turned Wufei's face to the big problem. The fans were closing in. "Oh, hell no!" yelled Heero.
There was no exit. Closer and closer... the fangirls, and yes, the fanboys crept in. "HELP!!!!!" the Pilots screamed.
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A/N: Hope you liked it!
Heero: groans
Duo: Fans give no mercy...
Trowa: ....
Wufei: damn fanboys...
Quatre: I think my arm is broken...
Loki: chuckles Well, it took me a while to write, so sorry for the delay! Please R&R!!!!!
Ja ne!
-Loki