Not More Gundam Wing Songs!!!
Disclaimer: Thanks for all who reviewed for my last chapter! I'm so happy! But... ::glares:: for those of you who haven't reviewed..... I know where you live!!!! ::ehem:: Anyway, in this song, Quatre goes zero! ::wink::
Quatre: ::cries:: No please! Don't make me!!!
Loki: ::throws him into the Zero System::
Quatre: NNNOOOOOO!!!!
Loki: ::shuts the door and waits::
Quatre: ::open the door and walks out smiling::
Loki: So Quatre... what do you feel like doing?
Quatre: ::laughs:: KILLING!!!!
Song #10: The Night Quatre Went Zero
Down in the workshop, the Maganacs are fixing parts,
For each of the Gundams, bringing guns by the carts.
When their boss busted in, nearly scared them half to death,
Had a pistol in his hand, a cheap whiskey on his breath.
From his ears to his shoes, he was covered with ammo,
Like a short, blonde, drunk, disgruntled, pro-war shammo.
With a smile, that he said, with a twinkle in his eye,
How ya doing, everybody? Now you're all gonna die!
The night, Quatre went zero,
The night the blonde went insane.
Realized he'd been getting the wrong deal,
Something finally must of snapped in his brain.
Well the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it,
Everywhere you'll find pieces of Maganac bodies.
And he tied up his helpers, and he held them for hostage,
And he grounded poor Rashid into... Maganac sausage!
You got Heero and Duo with an old German Leugar,
And he slashed up poor Trowa just like Freddy Cruegar,
and he picked up a flamethrower, and he barbequed Wufei,
And he took a big bite and said it tastes just like sushi!
The night Quatre went zero,
The night the blondie went nuts.
Now ya can't hardly walk around the worshop,
Without standing in Maganac guts.
There's the National Guard and the FBI!
There's Miss Peacecraft giving another speech,
And Mobile Suits flying round in the sky!
And the bullets are flying, the body counts rising,
And everyone's wanting to know: Oh Quatre why?
My, my, my, my, my...
You used to be such a gentle guy.
North America, now Quatre's doing time.
In a federal prison, for his infamous crimes.
Hey little friend, now.. Don't you cry no more tears...
He'll be out with good behavoir.... IN 700 MORE YEARS!!!
But now Duo's in therapy!
And Heero's still nervous!
And the Maganacs got jobs working at the Postal Service.
And they say Mrs. Dorothy, she's on the phone every night,
With a lawyer, negotiating the movie rights!
They're talking 'bout:
The night Quatre went zero,
The night Sandrock's pilot flipped.
Broke his back, just to never get no where,
sounds to me like he was kinda getting jipped.
Oh!
The night, Quatre went zero,
The night the blonde went insane.
Realized he'd been getting the wrong deal,
Something finally must of snapped in his brain.
Oh!
Something finally must of snapped in his brain,
I'll tell ya,
Something finally must of snapped.... in his brain.
A/N: Thanks for reading this song, and please review. Just so you know: People were hurt during the making of this story..
Duo: Heh.. heh... heh.... it was.... horrible... hee hee... haha..... (he's still in therapy)
Heero: ::shudders:: Where's Quatre? Where is he? Is he there? Keep him away! AAAHHH!!!
Quatre: MUWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! ::pulls out a knife:: TIME TO DIE!!!
Heero and Duo: NNNNOOOOOO!!!!!!!
-Loki