Mad Malibu Halloween!
To Raliena: Hey there Rae! I'm glad you liked the chapter! I hope you like this brand spankin' new chapter full of insanity!
To Kaishin Briefs: Kyle technically modeled his 'Thunderbolt' persona after the Rock, but I can see him dressing like Triple H this year. Kyle thinks of the Misfits as a team of superheroes. And everyone knows superheroes are supposed to charge into action with no fear. Kyle thinks of Lina as a coward because she's on a team of superheroes, and yet she doesn't seem to act like the typical superhero: She prefers to not use her powers in fights. In fact, Lina prefers not to fight. As far as Kyle is concerned, the best and only way to solve a problem is to beat it up or hit it until it breaks. Ironically enough, One of Lina's best friends on the team is Kyle's older brother Jake! Kyle thinks Lina kind of deserved getting nearly killed by Darkbolt for her unwillingness to fight. Plus, he feels that he shouldn't apologize because it wasn't Kyle himself behind the attack! I'm glad you like my stories, and I hope you review and read more of them! X23 dress up as Xena? Well, I think she'd be weary of wearing a leather skirt at first. It doesn't take a lot to provoke X23. Ace as Boy George? Maybe. I can imagine him dressed up as his namesake, Kiss guitarist Ace Frehley. Yeah, the 80s. Gotta love 'em. To be honest, I don't think Madonna was a virgin in the 80s. I don't think she was a virgin since the 70s. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Michael Jackson, that guy has major issues. I hope you like the new chapter full of insanity.
To Red Witch: Hey Red Witch! I've been keeping up with your stories, and they're doing great! I can't wait for more insanity from you! I can imagine how hard it is to get a Joe to take their medicine! I hope you like the new chapter, Red!
Disclaimer: "You need a social secretary to keep track of all those women!" Steve Guttenberg, 3 Men and a Baby
Chapter 2: Return!
West Coast Misfit Manor
"Okay, kids." Kicker grinned. She was dressed as a princess from a fairy tale. "Let's see those costumes." Tommy, Rictor, and Jack skated out on rollerblades. They were dressed in white, blue, and gold hockey uniforms, carrying hockey sticks, and they had on black glasses with tape in the center. The word "CHIEFS" was on their white jerseys. "And who are you guys supposed to be?"
"The Hanson Brothers." They responded in unison. They took off their blue left gloves in unison, revealing tinfoil wrapped around their hands.
"Who gave you boys that copy of 'Slap Shot'?" Kicker asked.
"Jester." They replied in unison.
"Hey guys." Ace came out of his room. He was dressed in a white shirt and tie, with brown cargo pants, black boots, a brown leather jacket, a brown fedora, and he was carrying a whip. "Do I look ready for adventure, or what?"
"Hey Indiana." Kicker said jokingly.
"I dunno about this." X23 walked out, dressed as Xena. "Do I really need this sword? I have four blades built-in!"
"Xena didn't have that luxury, dudette." Jack grinned.
"Yes." A familiar voice said with an added lisp. Terrell walked out, his hair covered by a small afro wig, and dressed like a 70's throwback. He grinned as he held up a glass of red liquid. "Yes, Xena was most fine. So says Leon Phelps, the Ladies' Man. Excuse me while I enjoy my Courvoisier." The liquid inside the glass was actually fruit punch. Terrell took a sip.
"Okay Tim Meadows, now let's see the others." Kicker said. Toshiro and Longshot leapt out, screaming and twirling katanas. Toshiro was dressed in full Samurai armor, while Longshot looked more like John Belushi as the Samurai from the 70s SNL sketches. Ali walked out with them, in a red-and-gold kimono.
"Hi!" She waved. Suddenly, Kyle walked out, carrying a replica championship belt. He was dressed in a white shirt with a black jacket with black slacks. He wore a blond wig that was slicked back into a ponytail, and a prosthesis to make his nose bigger.
"I…am…the Game!" Kyle roared. "Like it?"
"It is definitely you." Toshiro smirked. "You are like Triple H in some aspects. You are belligerent, big-mouthed, and have no regard for others."
"Very funny." Kyle rolled his eyes. He put his replica belt on his shoulder. "This is no cheap kid's toy. This replica costs around thirty bucks."
"RAAAAARRR!" Rahne leapt out in her half-wolf form, clad in a ripped t-shirt, jeans, and letterman jacket. "How do ye all like it?" Rahne laughed as she walked into the kitchen to get something to eat. Theresa then joined the others, dressed up as Napoleon.
"How appropriate." Ace smirked. "Napoleon was a general, and you're the leader of the West Coast Misfit team."
"It's only appropriate, me friends." Theresa grinned. "Where's Quick-Kick?"
"Here I am." Quick-Kick walked into the room, fixing up the collar of his uniform. He was dressed like a fairy-tale prince. "Is everyone ready to go?"
"Hold it!" John ran into the room, dressed like a cowboy. "I'm ready to go now! I couldn't find my hat!"
The local mental hospital
A man with long brown hair sat in a padded cell, giggling madly to himself, while clad in a leather jacket. A loony technical genius, Samuel Farley was a nutball who tried to get his revenge on his high school for the teasing he suffered as the Surf Master. However, his first rampage was halted in its tracks by the West Coast Misfits, particularly the Dazzler.
"West Coasters…I hate those kids…I'll get them tonight…on All Hallows Eve…WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!" Sam laughed. A guard looked inside the cell.
"Hey, Surf Queen! Quiet down! Napoleon and Henry the Eighth can't hear their voices think!" The guard snapped. Sam smirked at the guard evilly.
"Don't worry, I won't be here much longer." Sam Farley grinned evilly, palming a device hidden in his hand. He pressed a button on it. The wall behind him exploded.
"Oh heck no!" The guard fumbled for his keys. In the smoke, Sam's flying cyber-surfboard hovered in and landed next to the crazy inventor. The laser cannon mounted underneath the board fired its blue beam, cutting Sam free of his jacket. He cackled as he jumped on his board and it took off, carrying him into the night.
Uh oh! Looks like the West Coast Misfits are going to have a more eventful Halloween than first thought! What insanity will happen next?! What is the Surf Master up to? What'll happen to our heroes at the Halloween dance? Find out in the next chapter! Suggestions needed badly!