Robin groaned. Starfire had been at it for a half hour. Flying around the room yelling, "PICKLESPICKLESPICKLES!" over and over and over...
When she zoomed past him, he reached his arm out and grabbed her, pulling her to the couch. Pinning her down, he glared at her while she giggling, mumbling something incoherently about flies.
"Starfire, why don't you calm down and take a nap?" he asked sweetly, hoping she didn't notice his blush at his hands on hers.
She shook her head, her hair flying around and smacking him in the face. He took his hand off of her and fixed his mask. That was a mistake.
She flew out of his grip and pinned him to the ground. She chuckled softly. She began to look concerned though, and reached out to touch his face, which caused Robin's already red face to grow darker.
"Robin, why is your face red? IS IT THE MASK?! IT WILL DIE!" she yelled, before ripping it off. She threw it to the ground and blasted dozens of starbolts at it before Robin could say anything.
Robins hands flew to his face. Starfire grinned and flew at him, shouting " ROBIN! I HAVE SAVED YOU FROM YOUR MASK! Oh...Robin, your eyes...they are..." She slowed down, but couldn't stop in time and crashed into him. He felt the wind knocked out of him, and they toppled to the ground.
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Robin awoke groggily. He noticed his chest was having difficulty moving, and there, breathing lightly, was Starfire, sleeping on him. He grinned at her, and then suddenly realized something.
MY MASK IS GONE!
He almost leaped up, but the presence of the alien girl on him held him back. He calmed down, thinking thoughts softly. Oh, X-hal...its gone. She has seen my eyes...my windows...I...I don't mind? Indeed, he found he didn't mind Starfire looking at him. Well, looking at his eyes. Um...yeah..
Starfire stirred, and felt warm beneath her. She blearily opened her eyes and saw a button with a 'R' on it. Where have I seen....
"ROBIN!" she screamed, while jumping up. Robin almost groaned, but instead chose to look tired and confused.
"Hey...you feeling better?" he asked, whiling rubbing his head.
She massaged her back and stretched, showing more of her midriff. He again turned pink, but she didn't notice.
"I was...not 'okay'?" she wondered. Robin blinked in bewilderment. She doesn't remember?
"Um..."
She turned to look at him and began giggling. Robin moaned. NOT AGAIN!
"Robin...you have...on your face...it is..." she stuttered out through her chuckles.
He turned to the mirror in the kitchen and saw on his face the words, "My Boy of Blunder..."
Starfire suddenly realized what it said and blushed.
"Did...did I write that?" she asked, refusing to look him in the eyes.
"I...I'm not sure...probably, since Beast Boy locked us in here after getting you high off glue." His spoke wearily, but inside he was bursting with joy. I'm HER Boy of Blunder?
She looked at him confusedly, and began holding her head.
"'High?'"
Robin sighed. "It means you get really happy and act very silly. Apparently it works better on aliens. Of course, you were already happy, so there wasn't much it could do." He stopped, suddenly wanting to ask her something, but not wanting to rush her. "Um...do you think you meant what you wrote?"
She looked up from her shoes, glowing. She turned her face away, and nodded so slightly he might not have noticed. He grinned and slowly walked to her. He put his hand under her chin and moved her head so she was staring at him with her green eyes, piercing him, daring him to laugh at her. He moved closer until their lips were a centimeter apart. She stopped him a moment, not pushing or pulling him in, but pausing.
"So I must...blame it on the glue?"
Robin smiled at her and closed the distance so that they were a little closer. Just before their lips met, he looked her in the eyes. Starfire's own eyes were dancing with glee.
"I just decided I like glue...a lot..." he breathed, before closing the gap.
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Beast Boy and Cyborg were dancing happily outside.
"SEE! I TOLD YOU IT WOULD WORK!" Beast Boy shouted. Cyborg jumped up and down, while Raven rolled her eyes.
"It was my idea. I just told Robin it was yours because I didn't want to die." Raven remarked dryly.
Beast Boy pouted, then snaked an arm around her small waist. She blushed but did not push him away. Cyborg groaned, and ran down the halls, screaming about crazy hormones and freakish peoples.
Oh, yeah...life was good...
(WHEE! I'm soo happy, but I had to end this on a romantic note, because thats what I thought it would be...but I added some humor here and there. AHH! NO! 'HAUNTED' IS COMING ON! I really thought this was creeeeepy...HE HURT STARFIRE!
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THANKS TO THE FIRST REVIEWERS! It wasn't a one-shot, but it wasn't really long. Sorry? I might do something small...I dunno...depends on my reviews...I NEVER GET ANY! But thanks to the ones who are daring enough to read this.