Mad Malibu Halloween!
To Haretrigger: Hey there Hare! It's been too long since I got a review from you, man! Actually, the Imperial Guard are not on Earth. I just needed a moment of random madness. Angel being chased by hungry people carrying hot sauce, blue cheese dressing, lemon, and celery screaming for hot wings? That sounds really funny, man! I just may find a place for it. I can imagine Ace fighting a villain at a rave only to pretend to get incapacitated by the noise and lights and then leaving the club with a couple incredibly hot chicks in tow. I'm glad you liked the last chapter, and I hope you like this new one!
To Sparky Genocide: Hey Sparky! Tommy saving the day in a pizza truck. Yeah, I can see Chilljaw doing that, and Rahne growling about ulterior motives. Check out my story "The Starr Chronicles". It's basically the Misfit-verse if I had thought of it. I hope you like the new chapter!
To Raliena: Hey Rae! Actually, the Imperial Guard segment was just a moment of random insanity I just had to put in. I'm not exactly how long ago it was that Firestorm was on the go-karts, but you can bet that there was a lot of damage done. Enjoy the new chapter!
To Metal Dragon1: Hey Dragon! Glad the quips helped. They can be used as a template. You should watch Slap Shot. It's considered of the greatest sports movies of all time by Sports Illustrated. The fight between the West Coast Misfits and a revenge-seeking Surf Master is coming up next! I put in the Imperial Guard segment just because I felt like putting in a random moment of alien insanity. Who doesn't love aliens acting insane? And ever since the events of "Space Bikers Ahoy", many readers believed I was pairing Nightside and Firestorm. I originally didn't plan to, but the idea grew on me, so it was mentioned in Nightside's diary that she had a little thing for him. I think Smasher's a little overly excited about facing off against Thunderbird again. I can hardly wait for you to put up the new chapter of "Take the Long Way Home". Oh yeah, check out my story "The Starr Chronicles." It's basically the Misfit-verse done my way. Enjoy the new chapter!
To Red Witch: Hey there, Red! I've been keeping up with the new chapters of "This Soap Opera Called Life" and I love them! Alexander's in charge of Cobra and all heck is breaking loose. Red, did you ever think of introducing Virus in your fics? You can use him you know, and he'd be great as a Dreadnok counterpart to Arcade, and he's very dangerous when alone, as "Halloween Havoc" shows. Not to mention his hatred for Toad and lust for Althea could create some interesting moments. So that's who Jack White was! The only X-Men book I read regularly is Astonishing X-Men (Colossus is back! Now bring back Psylocke!). I hope you like the new chapter!
To Aaron: Hey, Aaron! Yeah, seafood fans love Tommy a little too much. I put the Imperial Guard moment in because it screamed to be put in, and I needed a moment of random insanity. I may bring them in to another story sometime. I hope you like the new chapter!
Disclaimer: "Can you just stop getting shot?!" - Some Cockney guy, "Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels"
Chapter 7: The Brawl Begins!
Bayville, New York
"AAAAAGH!!!! HELP ME!!!!" Warren Worthington III screamed. The white-winged mutant millionaire known as Angel raced out of a restaurant as fast as his legs could carry him. Pursing him was a batch of people carrying various condiments, like lemon, celery, hot sauce, and blue cheese dressing.
"We want hot wings!" The running hungry crowd chanted. "We want hot wings! We want hot wings! We want hot wings! We want hot wings! We want hot wings!"
"DO I LOOK LIKE A CHICKEN TO YOU?!?!" Angel screamed. "HELP ME!!! SOMEONE SAVED MY WINGED BUTT!!!!"
Malibu High
"MWAAAAAAA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!!" The Surf Master grinned. "Hello, West Coast Misfits!" The Surf Master hovered down t the ground and stepped off his board. "Remember me?"
"The Surf Master!" Ace exclaimed.
"Ding ding! Tell the feral rocker-boy what he's won!" The Surf Master laughed. "Like the new look?"
"What do ye want, ye psycho surfer?!" Siryn scowled. The other West Coast Misfits gathered.
"I want the usual. Revenge, Death to my enemies, Chicks, World Peace, the usual stuff." The Surf Master grinned. "I suggest you tell all the kiddies to leave. This fight might get a little…messy."
"MOVE IT, JABRONIES!!!" Kyle yelled at the shocked teenage students, making them run out screaming.
"Nice work, Kyle." Rahne deadpanned.
"Hey, there is a use after all for that big mouth." Toshi smirked.
"Kiss my Bostonian butt, jabroni." Kyle grumbled. Surf Master scowled at Dazzler.
"You nearly made me blind! You're first!" The Surf Master raised up a wrist-mounted laser, and pointed up at Ali's head. However, the Dazzler was faster. She raised her hand and nailed the Surf Master in the chest with a yellow laser blast, knocking him down.
"My powers have grown since we met, buddy." Ali grinned. "I can do a lot more now than just make pretty light effects." The Surf Master scowled as he got to his feet.
"We've all done some changing since then, Surfer-Boy." X23 snarled, unsheathing her claws with the trademark SNIKT!! "Our powers have grown stronger, and we've gotten new members."
"I'm not afraid of any…" The Surf Master started to snap when he heard a rumbling. "What?" The insane genius and the mutant teens all looked around. "Huh? AAAAAAAAGH!!!" A pizza truck crashed through the wall, and slammed into the Surf Master, sending him into another wall. The West Coast Misfits blinked. A familiar face peeked out the window of the truck.
"G'day, mates!" Tommy grinned.
"Why am I nae surprised ye'd steal a pizza truck?" Rahne asked sternly, crossing her arms. Tommy blinked.
"I was hungry, Sheila. Give me a break." Tommy whined. Ace pressed the Quick Change button on his watch, and his Indiana Jones costume turned into his Wildstar costume.
"Look out!" John pointed at the Surf Master's hovering surfboard. The surfboard hovered into the air and started firing its lasers at the West Coast Misfits. Jack and Rictor skated up to the hole in the wall.
"Hey dudes, are we late?!" Beast King grinned.
Well, well, well! The Surf Master's got new tricks! What insanity will happen next? What other new tricks does he have? Can our heroes save the day? Find out in the next chapter! Suggestions needed badly!