::usagi and tenme appear walking down stairs towards heroine rooms::

Tenme: FOR THE LAST TIME USAGI SHE'S ALREADY DEAD!!

Usagi: so? Have her die more!!

Tenme: only if she loses, only if she loses...

Usagi: oh, fine. ::pouts::

Tenme: you know that doesn't work on me. ::knocks on doors:: yo heroines!! Wakey wakey!!

Heroines: zzZzZzz...

Tenme: Kaoru?

Kaoru: :: snore ::

Usagi: kagome?

Kagome: :: muttering in sleep and blushing:: don't make me say it Inuyasha...

Tenme and Usagi: oO

Usagi: I don't think I want to know...

::both look around the room at the sleeping heroines::

Starfire: :: snort ::

Raven: ::drooling::

Usagi: Tenme, they're scaring me...

Tenme: okay that's it. This is freaking me out and we're running out of time here ::waves hand:: LET THE TOURNAMENT BEGIN!!!

::all heroines in their pre-chosen battlegrounds.::

Misao: ::curls up:: blankie...::still sleeping::

Usagi: -.- geez, you'd think them being dropped out of bed and teleported 50 feet from the ground would wake them up when they landed...

Tenme: well, lets try this...

::fills craters the bodies made with freezing spring water.::

Tenme: did that work?

::air bubbles began to pop up::

Usagi: oO still didn't work?

Tenme: crap I give up. If this doesn't work I don't know what will...

::warps in dreams of every persons love interest making out with their opponent::

Kaoru: AAAHHHH!!! Get away from him!!!

Misao: :twitching: NOOOO!!! LORD AOSHI!!!! ::wailing::

Sango: Damn letcher...::cries in sleep::

Usagi: uh...wha...?

Tenme: ;; I had to be kind of mean but... you know what? here, ::pretends to slap usagi::

Usagi: hey!! Will you stop that?

Tenme: --x just shut up and look at Misao

Usagi: ok, but I don't think that will do any- ::looks at Misao::

::Misao is tied to a wooden chair while Aoshi kneels and proposes to Kaoru::

Misao: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Usagi: what the fu- ::accidentally looks over at Kaoru::

::Kaoru's looking up at the full moon. Suddenly notices Kenshin and Misao holding hands and making out on the rooftop. ::

Kaoru: ::twitching:: M-misao, you backstabbing little s-

Usagi: ::covers mouth:: whoa now!! That definitely will wake them up. ::thinking:: hey wait a minute how the hell am I...

Tenme: I let you have some of my authoress powers so I don't have to do everything for you. Just focus on what you want to do and it should work. I find using my hand is easier to control the powers though. As for waking them up, why do you think I was so mean? That's ok though, the "prizes" are more than worth it.

Usagi: hmm...::side glances at sango and starfire:: HOLY CRAP THAT'S JUST WRONG!!!

Sango: ::still crying::

Tenme: not my fault their conscience is so messed up

Usagi: yeah, but I didn't know they wanted them THAT much...

::girls start screaming and waking up::

Tenme: finally. We've been waiting for forever for you to wake up.

All girls: ::demonic glares::

Misao: ::looks over at Kaoru:: HE'S MINE!!!

::throws shuriken. Kaoru holds up wooden sword and four impale in wood. Two miss and one hits kaoru in the shoulder::

Kaoru: aahh...::stumbles:: wait a minute...YOURS?!?! Not even!! ::dodges more shuriken and under table near Misao::

Misao: now where did she...?

::Misao tackled from behind by kaoru with wooden sword::

Kaoru: Die you wh--!! ::swings downward with wooden sword and its new shuriken spikes::

Misao: not if I kill you first biotch!! ::draws kodachi and blocks attack::

Misao: ::thinking:: Where the hell did I get these? And how do I know how to use them? No matter. Now I'll definitely win laughs .

Kaoru: ::thinking:: aww crap...

Tenme: HEY NOW THAT'S ENOUGH!! Geez, I know your all ready to fight and all, but first I need these four to duel it out so I can begin the real tournament!

================================================ ok, so who does everybody want to win? MATCH ORDER (PRELIMINARIES) Round: Starfire vs Blackfire Pan vs. Videl I need your opinions to see who will win. Of course, I just might override everybody to move in the direction I want this fanfic to go. anyway, please vote. The winners of this tournament rest in your hands!!! (I cant write any more on this story unless you vote ;; just a little FYI)

Usagi: psst...vote blackfire and pan!!

Tenme: -.-x shut up usagi. You KNOW their going to vote Starfire and Videl

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