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One beautiful morning at Hogwarts, a young strapping man woke up feeling extra cheerful. Well not way too cheerful, because Slytherins can't feel cheerful. Marcus Flint was so excited about the match against Ravenclaw.
"Everyone needs to get up, cause we need to practice." Flint said oh so sexily.
"We will do anything for you, Flint." Draco said to the man he loved.
At that moment, Pansy came in and ran up to Flint and began flirting with him like mad. All of the girls flirt with Flint, because of his sexy teeth. Everyone in the whole school liked his big, crooked teeth. Later that day Slytherin demolished Ravenclaw 200 to 50.
During Christmas break, Flint went home to celebrate with his parents. He had a wonderful Christmas. He even got a new broom, a Lightning 85631264200. All of this bliss was soon gone. Flint got the worst news of his life.
"Son, your mother and I have been talking and we have decided to have your teeth fixed," Flint's father said.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Flint cried out like a little girl.
"Yes, we are going right now." Flint's mother said.
Alas, he had to have his teeth fixed.
When he returned to Hogwarts, his teeth were perfectly straight and beautiful. After that none of the girls wanted to talk to him. Draco wouldn't even look at him anymore. He was in such a state of sadness.
Luckily, his one true love found him.
"I see that you have gotten your teeth fixed. Can I take a picture of them?" Colin asked.
"No, why would you want to take a picture of these ugly, normal teeth?" Flint asked him.
"Because I find them ultra sexy." Colin said seductivly.
After that Colin and Flint were inseperable. Later on they were made lifepartners and adopted 5 children. They had a wonderful life until Flint stopped wearing his retainer and his teeth went back to normal. Colin left him after that.