Pirates of the Caribbean; The curse of the Pink canary.
Disclaimer: Nope, not mine! However, if anyone knows how to clone people......................
Rating: PG, there's nothing bad in it, but you never know, if it goes on, it might get worse!
A.N. Just read and review!
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Once upon a time there was a pirate. His name was Jack Sparrow. Sorry, CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow. Anyway, a small island currently docked him and his crew, as Jack wanted to name it after himself. He thought 'Obadiah Island' had a nice ring to it.
Jack and his friend William (eunuch) Turner and Elizabeth Swann, got off the ship and began exploring the island. All of a sudden, a large hedgehog came up to them and launched itself right at Will's bits. Will yelped and jumped up and down, holding his crotch (this did nothing for the pain, but helped to convince Jack that Will really was a complete idiot). Suddenly, the sand gave way beneath him, and he fell into a large hole, his face covered in sand (A.N. Just like in the movie!) Jack, thinking that there was rum down there, immediately jumped in after him, only to be treated to a mouth full of sand. Elizabeth gave them both withering looks and began walking off, only to be eaten by a flying monkey!
"Elizabeth" Will shouted, as Jack muttered something inaudible about Barbossa, rum, and what sounded like mattresses. Unfortunately by the time he had pulled himself together, the flying monkey was long gone, leaving him on a weird island with an idiot blacksmith for company. (A.N. I know the pearl was there earlier, but she sailed away after being attacked by purple and red spotted gremlins okay?!)
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A.N. Should I continue this or not? I'm not continuing without reviews, coz I'm really not sure It's not as if I'm not trying to write hmmmmmmmm.............. about 5 different fics at once (if you count the ones I haven't published)! So, if you want more, or just want to tell me I'm an idiot, please review and make your voice heard!