Disclaimer: I don't own Rurouni Kenshin, people from Megatokyo online comics, or any of these other random characters for that matter except me and usagi. oh, and for those of you offended by swearing, sorry.
Usagi: -walks up- excuse me? You don't own me.
Tenme: ok fine so I only own myself. LEAVE ME ALONE!! Anyway, to all the people who wanted Blackfire to win TOO BAD!! She needed some ass kicking. Muahahaha.
::10 minutes later::
Tenme: ::still laughing maniacally.::
Usagi: uh, tenme? Calm down your scaring the poor defenseless people.
Tenme: usagi, I always scare you. Anyway, so far pan beat videl and starfire beat her sister blackfire. LET THE FULL ON TOURNY BEGIN!!!
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Tenme: alrighty then. Good job starfire. Usagi, you can let out Kaoru and Misao now. Its there turn.
Usagi: uh...
Tenme: oh fine ill do it then. ::waves hand::
::Kaoru and Misao appear on other sides of a grassy knoll and open field ringed with trees.::
Kagome: why are they wrapped in tinfoil?
Raven: they look like leftover dinner.
Tenme: that's not tinfoil its titanium. They ate through everything else we wrapped around them.
Junpei: what else did you expect from ninja?
Tenme: WHATS WITH ALL THE RANDOM CAMEOS BY ONLINE COMIC PEOPLE?!? PIRO!!!
::largo appears running around naked::
Largo: no b33r h33r lets go!
Starfire: eep! -covers eyes and blushes- I did NOT need to see that!
Usagi: o.O put some clothes on dammnit!
Largo: NO! clothes are not L33T. n3kk1d sk!11z are needed for finding b33r
Pan: oh so now geeks have their own language! anybody want to give a translation please?
Tenme: he said "clothes are not leet. naked skills are needed for finding beer" stupid.
::suddenly piro walks in and sees Largo::
Piro: oh crap what now?? -blushes as he realizes the place is filled with women- Largo! Don't go out in public like that!!
Tenme: -angry- whatever I don't care just go! ::waves hand::
::largo, piro, and junpei disappear::
Tenme: ok, now were running late...–thinking- oh I hope the they don't show up yet...
Usagi: ok, so whos next?
Tenme: Misao and Kaoru of course since we don't have anything else to hold them back with
Kaoru: -walks up behind tenme- why would you ever need to hold us back?
Usagi: oO you got out of the frickin titanium?! O.o AND YOU MANAGED TO GET BACK HERE? How?!
Misao: we worked together and got over it -hugs kaoru-
Kaoru: -hugs misao back- yeah you're the greatest!!
-everyone else anime falls while Kaoru and Misao go chibi and hug-
Tenme: -eyes zone out as if shes watching something else. suddenly snaps out of it looking demonic- NO WAY!!! ::demonic eyes::
Usagi: O.O that cant be good...-runs behind starfire-
Tenme: Ok, this is just WRONG!! That would NEVER happen!!
Starfire: ?.?
Tenme: -snaps head sharply to her left- RAVEN!! Did you seriously LOSE to TERRA?!?!
Usagi: -falls over laughing- hahhahahaa!! I'm guessing you didn't see that episode till just now?Good thing we have those tv moniters in our brain so we can watch anime.–gets up and starts baby talk- What, did widdle tenme's favorite titan lose to makira?
Terra: ?.? makira?? I may not know who this makira is, but yeah I definatley kicked Ravens stupid little ass.
Raven: -spins around with evil glare- um, excuse me, but you were cheating. If you hadn't had slades help, you would've gone down so easily. I saw that look of fear.
Terra: tch, yeah, right.
Tenme: DON'T INSULT RAVEN!! YOUR ASS WOULDA EATEN GRASS!!
-random girl appears-
Usagi: makira!!
Makira: NO WAY!! TERRA WOULDVE WON!!
Starfire: wow, terra and this "makira" really do look very much so alike yes?
Usagi: that's why we all have a titan alter ego. Tenme's Raven, Makira's Terra, and Im you! .
Starfire: wow, another me! Yay! –hugs- .
Tenme: -.- that's it, we solve this here and now you guys ready?
Terra: -turns and grins at Raven- I don't know, is the LOSER ready to die again? –fists and eyes glow gold. Hair begins to float slightly-
Raven: anytime, anyplace terra. –hands with fingers spread begin to glow black along with her eyes. A dark form of a glowing raven appears behind her-
Tenme: yeah go raven!! . Totally gonna win.
Makira: doubt that. . –evil glare-
Raven: let the games begin –glares back-
::Raven and Terra appear in place from aftershock, part 1::
Usagi: wow, just like where that last battle was...
Tenme&Makira: -.-X STFU!!
Usagi: eep! Hides behind starfire-
-back in building-
Terra: well well well, look where we are...just like last time when I BEAT YOU
Raven: oh look, your even still wearing that stupid neural cheat suit he forced you to wear.
Terra: -looks down- well well so I am. Haha and your covered in the mud I hit you with.
Raven: -evil grin- that had been a sucker punch since you couldn't fight me fairly, traitor.
Terra: well, shall we get this over with, witch?
Raven: you know, for some reason even in those clothes, you look like a slut?
Terra: you know, for some reason, no matter what your doing, you always sound like a bitch?
Misao: now THAT was uncalled for!!
Everybody else: STFU!!!
Tenme: dude, this needs something...-Max 3000 starts playing in the backround and popcorn appears for all the watchers- . ahh much better .
-back in building-
Raven: -flies-
Terra: hiyah!! –picks up mud underneath her and starts gliding around-
Raven: always the same tricks nothing ever NEW! –finds pipe inside building and sprays mud in terras eyes-
Terra: gah!! –uses mud to form rocks and fires them off at Raven-
Raven: -puts up shield and blasts rocks back- your not going to win this time!
Terra: why not? Because you think I cant beat you? –hardens mud on Raven slowly choking her-
-back in main room-
Tenme: NO!! RAVEN!!!
Makira: GO TERRA!! W00T!!
Starfire: no terra!! Not again!!
Pan: wait, somethings happening.
-back to the battle-
Raven: -eyes begin to glow- I-don't-think-so-
-Ravens shield blasts the mud off and forms into a large glowing bird engulfing Terra-
Terra: no! –attempts to use mud to pry off Ravens power-
Raven: you may have made me angry enough to lose last time, but not again!!
Terra: oh yeah?
-something taps raven on the shoulder-
Raven: wha-? –punched out by large "mud hammer" oof! –falls-
Terra: -falls now that shes released- I never get tired of that...so, ready to give up?
Raven: not a chance. –uses powers to sink into ground-
Terra: hey don't run away now Raven...
Raven: who says im running away? –falls on Terra feet first-
Terra:- backflips into position and begins handfighting- you cant beat me here...this is MY world!
Raven: -blocking- don't be so sure –trips terra and uses powers to grab pipes to wrap around terra-
Terra: No! I WILL NOT LOSE!! –pulls up boulders to block pipes and shoots streams of mud at Raven-
Raven: -throws up shield but mud moves out of way and makes contact-
-back in building-
Usagi: I cant tell whos winning. Can you?
Starfire: It seems as though they are evenly matched.
Tenme: -spins around- NO WAY!! Raven is WAY stronger then Terra!! She hasn't even used her magic words yet!!
Makira: nuh uh. Terra's winning this fight. Look how useful that mud is.
Tenme: yeah well guess what? Raven can use it too! That's why shes so COOL
Usagi: wait, didn't in one episode didn't she shape-shift beast boy?
Tenme: yes she did but I sent them back in time too. No powers from after, and no help from slade. This fight is just what WOULD have happened if SOMEBODY had fought farely . -glares-
Makira: -glares back- are you accusing terra of cheating?!?
Tenme: -glares more- so what if I am!??!
Pan: -.-x will you two just SHUT UP ! Its getting interesting!
-back to fight again-
-Ravens lying faceup in mud-
Terra: -uses powers to make a "mud whip"- its time to clip the little black birdies wings!! –evil grin-
Raven: not tonight! Azerath Metrion Zinthos!!
-a blinding light is seen-
Tenme: RAVEN!!
Makira: TERRA!!
Usagi: whats going on here?!?
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Tenme: ok so...who do YOU think would win that fight (say terra and well...-.-growl...just...growl...)
Makira: -glares- would you just shut up?
Tenme: -glares back- make me! .
-major catfight ensues-
Usagi: ok next chapter ILL update just so that this is solved fairly. REVIEW NoW and save us all from a world of pain...-notices catfight-
o.O;; -grabs popcorn while watching at safe distance- mmm...yummy!