Reene: Er, hi I have the keyboard today, but I'll let Sezzi correct my spelling
Aari: You always do.
Reene: When did you come back?
Aari: When you got that new alarm clock, what exactly did you do to the old one anyway?
Reene: .............it involved a penknife.
Aari: oh, you really hated it didn't you?
Reene: Yes, but on with the fic, chapter six already, wow! Kai walks into the corridor towards his room. He spots Max with a pile of broken crockery [and smashed sandwich] at his feet.
"Errr Max, you might want to pick that up" Max doesn't respond. "Max?"
#THUNK# Max faints landing at Kai's feet.
"Okaaaaay. Riight." Kai looks into the room, sees Tyson and Rei, blinks and backs away down the corridor. Unfortunately, there is a wall behind him.
#THUD#
A string of curses follow, which attracts the attention of Kenny.
"What happened to you?"
"I walked into the wall."
"How could you miss it?"
"I was walking backwards."
"Why?" Kai points through the door. Kenny looks.
"So?"
"So I've just found out my best friend is gay!"
"You didn't know Rei was gay?!"
"Of course I did!!"
"Then............"
"I was talking about Tyson!"
"WILL THE TWO OF YOU SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!" Rei shouts, then slams the door.
"So much for secrets." murmurs Rei in Tyson's ear as he sits back down on the bed.
"Y, you're n, not going to let Kai in are you?" asks Tyson, falling back to his earlier terror, Rei protectively puts his arms around the younger boy's shoulders.
"Not if you don't wasn't to see him."[Erk more soppy stuff]
"Not at the moment."{They seem to be ignoring the fact that Kai said Ty was his best friend}[I am currently protesting that it is always me who has to write the sappy paragraphs]{I'll do it then}
"Okay then." Rei tightens his grip. [Don't cut off the circulation Rei]"It's a good job 'cos I'd probably have to kill him."
Tyson giggles [Er.....boys don't usually giggle Sezzi]{So?} "I'd like to see you try without Sezzi trying to kill you. Which reminds me, I hafta thank her."
"Me too, I think I'll leave her out of my revenge."
"Good, I don't want to hafta hurt you for messin' with my imouto"[this is where a question of Sezzi's age arises]{And it shall stay unanswered, because pixi years don't match up with human years very well}
"I'll bear [is that the right sort of bear?] that in mind love." Ty smirks.
"See that you do." Ty smirks "Now, c'mere you." he guides the taller teens head towards his, what immediately follows should be rather obvious, and if it's not you shouldn't know anyway. Needless to say they are enjoying themselves. Reene appears, spots them, and looks disgusted.
"Damn, wrong room!" and she disappears.
"What just happened?" asks Tyson, his head beside Rei's, his hand on the Nekojin's long hair.
"Dunno." replies Rei, they [well to put it simply they kiss, but a repeat of this action makes me feel sick so we will change scenes]
Stars that Sezzi misinterprets as pretty
Reene reappears in the kitchen with her axe, surprising everyone except Sezzi, who is used to it, and Max, who is still unconscious.
"How do you do that?!?" asks Kai after recovering from jumping out of his skin.
"Do what?"
"Appear like that"
"Practice." Kai slams his head on the table.
"Kai?" Sezzi asks.
"Hmm?"
"Don't wreck the furniture."
A phone rings, where it is beyond anyone's guess, except Reene's. She pulls a mobile out of the air above Kai's head, and answers it.
"Hello?....................Oh, hi Tala." She says the second bit brightly which causes Sezzi to chant:
"Reene's got a boy friend, Reene's got a boy friend......" which causes Reene to try and strangle Sezzi, which causes Kai to glare threateningly at Reene, which causes Reene to frown, then disappear phone and axe in hand.
The boys' questions come all at once.
"Where'd the phone come from?"
"Was that Tala?"
"Why was Tala calling Reene?"
"How did Tala get Reene's number?"
"If you stop asking questions I can tell you!" shouts Sezzi, the questions stop.
"Subspace, yes, because they like each other but won't admit it, and because she gave it to him,
Duh!"
"Oh!" comes the unanimous reply
"So how'd they meet?"
"How long have they known each other?"
"Is it a good idea to let two psychos communicate?" Sezzi glares at Rei.
"Reene's not a psycho, she's a homicidal maniac."
"Oh that makes me feel so much better!" is the sarcastic reply
"Rei, leave her be." surprisingly it is not Kai who stands up for her, but Tyson. Everyone, minus Sezzi, stares at him in shock. The nekojin gives up
"Fine." Now everyone is staring at Rei in shock, except Sezzi
"Thanks Ty!"
"No problem, now go tidy your room it's a tip."
"But I don't wanna!"
"Tough, go tidy."
"But I like my mess where it is."
"Yeah? Well I don't, tidy or no sweets."
"Fine." she walks out
"Are you bossing my girlfriend around?" Kai's eyes narrow
#gulp# "N, no Kai."
A shoe comes out of nowhere and hits Kai on the head, followed by
"LEAVE, HIM, ALONE!!"
Ironically the shoe is one of Kai's, Tyson holds back a giggle. [What did I say about boys and giggling?]{Does it look like I care?} Kai glares, Tyson hides behind Rei, who glares back. Another shoe is thrown, it hits Rei's forehead, bounces off, hits Kai's forehead and lands in between them. It is Kai's other shoe, there is a note attached, it reads:
If you lot don't make up soon I'm locking you in a room and broadcasting it all over the world, a la Big Brother
Sezzi
P.S; Kai, why were your shoes in my room?
"When exactly did you and Ty come in Rei?" asks Kenny.
"Just as Reene left, any idea where she went?" Replies Rei, still glaring at Kai.
"No, why?" Asks Max sitting up at the table.
"We found the first aid kit and her coat [Yay!]" says Ty, holding up the offending items.
"Oh, okay."
"You should probably stop glaring at Kai, Rei. Sezzi will carry out her threat." Kenny says looking up from Dizzi. Rei scowls, but stops glaring and turns back to Tyson.
"Should we go find her?"
"Sure." Tyson replies, smiling at Rei as he limps towards the door.
"Oh, no you're not hurting yourself even more walking!" laughs Rei, picking up Tyson and carrying him out, a shout can be heard down the corridor.
"REI NO BAKA PUT ME DOOOWN!!!!!!!" everyone else laughs.
There's a knock at the door. Kai gets up and opens it. Tala is standing outside. Kai slams the door. Tala knocks. Kai opens the door. Kai slams the door. Tala knocks. Kai opens the door. Kai slams the door. This goes on until Reene appears. She opens the door, lets Tala in, and scowls at Kai.
"?!?!? Reene, why did you let that psycho in?"
"Good afternoon to you too Kai." Murmurs Tala before turning to Reene.
"Do you have it........?"
"Yes."
"Can I have it back?"
"Sure, lets go get it" Reene grabs Tala's wrists and they both disappear, Kai swears.
"Fucking bloody girl, elf- whatever the fuck she is!"
"I hope you weren't referring to me." says Sezzi.
"No! Reene."
"Oh."
"Yeah."
"Ah."
Max walks in "Whoa, you could cut the tension in here with a knife."[Seems like a good idea,now where's my dagger?]{No Reene.}
"That's overused. What are you doing?" asks Sezzi. Max thinks for a second.................
"I don't know."
"Cool! Me neither, fun isn't it?" [Obviously Sezzi.]
"Yup!"
"Riight." Kai drawls.
"Shut up Kai." Kai looks a bit put out.
"Don't pull that face." Kai begins to pout.
"Kaaaaaaaaiii!" Sezzi groans, Kai deepens the pout. Sezzi screws up her eyes, then sighs in defeat.
"Fine!" she grabs Kai's hand and begins to walk off.
Max scratches this head. "What just happened?"
"I just lost an argument." Sezzi groans "Damn that sucks."
"I know."
Kai grins smugly. Sezzi glares at him, stops, then gets a strange expression across her face, she kisses Kai smack on the lips. Max looks for a camera. Sezzi pulls away with an extremely smug expression, whereas Kai looks dazed. Max takes a photo, sniggering. Hillary walks in the front door and looks at the dazed Kai.
"Err, what happened?"
Max waves a photo. "This did!"
Kenny comes in, spots Hillary, blinks [Don't ask how Sezzi knows this.] and asks "How did you get in?"
"The door was open."
Kenny now looks at the dazed russian and waves a hand in front of his face."...I won't ask."
"Why was the door open?" asks Hillary, looking to Kenny, who shrugs.
"Reene let Tala in." says Sezzi.
"The psycho russian dude?"
"That's the one."
"Why?"
"They dunno, I know."
"You gonna tell me?"
Sezzi considers this "You're popular right? In town?"
"Yup."
"Do you love gossiping?"
"Hell yeah!"
"Okay, I'll tell you. Well officially, Tala's here to get a book back. Unofficially they're gonna get together 'cos I locked them in a room and threatened Reene about her disappearing." Muffled curses sound. "I am so the M.M. Queen."
"Disappearing?"
"Yeah, she reappears too."
Hillary blinks. Rei walks in carrying Tyson.
"So this is where you all are. Oh hi Hillary."
Hillary squeaks and faints.
"Why are Reene and Tala locked in her room?" Rei asks. Sezzi looks at them.
"Oh, I get it." says Tyson.
"Damn, there goes my theory that Ty's brain is obsolete." Kai states, Tyson raises an eyebrow.
"Welcome to the world of the living."[Took him long enough to get de-stunned]
Kai mock glares at him, Kenny looks surprised.
"You two made up, why?"
He gets two identical replies. "Sezzi."
The person of whom they speak grins.
"Ah." says Kenny, looking towards Hillary. "Shall we move her?"
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Aari: Your spelling should have a health warning
Reene: It's not that bad..............is it?
Sezzi: Err, yes. So is your punctuation, and grammar, and formatting…do you want me to continue?
Reene: No.
Sezzi: Okay, now if you'll excuse me, I have to go stop Taru from blowing my house up.Something about an arrogant bastard ignoring her…
Aari: #goes pale and gulps#
Aari: You always do.
Reene: When did you come back?
Aari: When you got that new alarm clock, what exactly did you do to the old one anyway?
Reene: .............it involved a penknife.
Aari: oh, you really hated it didn't you?
Reene: Yes, but on with the fic, chapter six already, wow! Kai walks into the corridor towards his room. He spots Max with a pile of broken crockery [and smashed sandwich] at his feet.
"Errr Max, you might want to pick that up" Max doesn't respond. "Max?"
#THUNK# Max faints landing at Kai's feet.
"Okaaaaay. Riight." Kai looks into the room, sees Tyson and Rei, blinks and backs away down the corridor. Unfortunately, there is a wall behind him.
#THUD#
A string of curses follow, which attracts the attention of Kenny.
"What happened to you?"
"I walked into the wall."
"How could you miss it?"
"I was walking backwards."
"Why?" Kai points through the door. Kenny looks.
"So?"
"So I've just found out my best friend is gay!"
"You didn't know Rei was gay?!"
"Of course I did!!"
"Then............"
"I was talking about Tyson!"
"WILL THE TWO OF YOU SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!" Rei shouts, then slams the door.
"So much for secrets." murmurs Rei in Tyson's ear as he sits back down on the bed.
"Y, you're n, not going to let Kai in are you?" asks Tyson, falling back to his earlier terror, Rei protectively puts his arms around the younger boy's shoulders.
"Not if you don't wasn't to see him."[Erk more soppy stuff]
"Not at the moment."{They seem to be ignoring the fact that Kai said Ty was his best friend}[I am currently protesting that it is always me who has to write the sappy paragraphs]{I'll do it then}
"Okay then." Rei tightens his grip. [Don't cut off the circulation Rei]"It's a good job 'cos I'd probably have to kill him."
Tyson giggles [Er.....boys don't usually giggle Sezzi]{So?} "I'd like to see you try without Sezzi trying to kill you. Which reminds me, I hafta thank her."
"Me too, I think I'll leave her out of my revenge."
"Good, I don't want to hafta hurt you for messin' with my imouto"[this is where a question of Sezzi's age arises]{And it shall stay unanswered, because pixi years don't match up with human years very well}
"I'll bear [is that the right sort of bear?] that in mind love." Ty smirks.
"See that you do." Ty smirks "Now, c'mere you." he guides the taller teens head towards his, what immediately follows should be rather obvious, and if it's not you shouldn't know anyway. Needless to say they are enjoying themselves. Reene appears, spots them, and looks disgusted.
"Damn, wrong room!" and she disappears.
"What just happened?" asks Tyson, his head beside Rei's, his hand on the Nekojin's long hair.
"Dunno." replies Rei, they [well to put it simply they kiss, but a repeat of this action makes me feel sick so we will change scenes]
Stars that Sezzi misinterprets as pretty
Reene reappears in the kitchen with her axe, surprising everyone except Sezzi, who is used to it, and Max, who is still unconscious.
"How do you do that?!?" asks Kai after recovering from jumping out of his skin.
"Do what?"
"Appear like that"
"Practice." Kai slams his head on the table.
"Kai?" Sezzi asks.
"Hmm?"
"Don't wreck the furniture."
A phone rings, where it is beyond anyone's guess, except Reene's. She pulls a mobile out of the air above Kai's head, and answers it.
"Hello?....................Oh, hi Tala." She says the second bit brightly which causes Sezzi to chant:
"Reene's got a boy friend, Reene's got a boy friend......" which causes Reene to try and strangle Sezzi, which causes Kai to glare threateningly at Reene, which causes Reene to frown, then disappear phone and axe in hand.
The boys' questions come all at once.
"Where'd the phone come from?"
"Was that Tala?"
"Why was Tala calling Reene?"
"How did Tala get Reene's number?"
"If you stop asking questions I can tell you!" shouts Sezzi, the questions stop.
"Subspace, yes, because they like each other but won't admit it, and because she gave it to him,
Duh!"
"Oh!" comes the unanimous reply
"So how'd they meet?"
"How long have they known each other?"
"Is it a good idea to let two psychos communicate?" Sezzi glares at Rei.
"Reene's not a psycho, she's a homicidal maniac."
"Oh that makes me feel so much better!" is the sarcastic reply
"Rei, leave her be." surprisingly it is not Kai who stands up for her, but Tyson. Everyone, minus Sezzi, stares at him in shock. The nekojin gives up
"Fine." Now everyone is staring at Rei in shock, except Sezzi
"Thanks Ty!"
"No problem, now go tidy your room it's a tip."
"But I don't wanna!"
"Tough, go tidy."
"But I like my mess where it is."
"Yeah? Well I don't, tidy or no sweets."
"Fine." she walks out
"Are you bossing my girlfriend around?" Kai's eyes narrow
#gulp# "N, no Kai."
A shoe comes out of nowhere and hits Kai on the head, followed by
"LEAVE, HIM, ALONE!!"
Ironically the shoe is one of Kai's, Tyson holds back a giggle. [What did I say about boys and giggling?]{Does it look like I care?} Kai glares, Tyson hides behind Rei, who glares back. Another shoe is thrown, it hits Rei's forehead, bounces off, hits Kai's forehead and lands in between them. It is Kai's other shoe, there is a note attached, it reads:
If you lot don't make up soon I'm locking you in a room and broadcasting it all over the world, a la Big Brother
Sezzi
P.S; Kai, why were your shoes in my room?
"When exactly did you and Ty come in Rei?" asks Kenny.
"Just as Reene left, any idea where she went?" Replies Rei, still glaring at Kai.
"No, why?" Asks Max sitting up at the table.
"We found the first aid kit and her coat [Yay!]" says Ty, holding up the offending items.
"Oh, okay."
"You should probably stop glaring at Kai, Rei. Sezzi will carry out her threat." Kenny says looking up from Dizzi. Rei scowls, but stops glaring and turns back to Tyson.
"Should we go find her?"
"Sure." Tyson replies, smiling at Rei as he limps towards the door.
"Oh, no you're not hurting yourself even more walking!" laughs Rei, picking up Tyson and carrying him out, a shout can be heard down the corridor.
"REI NO BAKA PUT ME DOOOWN!!!!!!!" everyone else laughs.
There's a knock at the door. Kai gets up and opens it. Tala is standing outside. Kai slams the door. Tala knocks. Kai opens the door. Kai slams the door. Tala knocks. Kai opens the door. Kai slams the door. This goes on until Reene appears. She opens the door, lets Tala in, and scowls at Kai.
"?!?!? Reene, why did you let that psycho in?"
"Good afternoon to you too Kai." Murmurs Tala before turning to Reene.
"Do you have it........?"
"Yes."
"Can I have it back?"
"Sure, lets go get it" Reene grabs Tala's wrists and they both disappear, Kai swears.
"Fucking bloody girl, elf- whatever the fuck she is!"
"I hope you weren't referring to me." says Sezzi.
"No! Reene."
"Oh."
"Yeah."
"Ah."
Max walks in "Whoa, you could cut the tension in here with a knife."[Seems like a good idea,now where's my dagger?]{No Reene.}
"That's overused. What are you doing?" asks Sezzi. Max thinks for a second.................
"I don't know."
"Cool! Me neither, fun isn't it?" [Obviously Sezzi.]
"Yup!"
"Riight." Kai drawls.
"Shut up Kai." Kai looks a bit put out.
"Don't pull that face." Kai begins to pout.
"Kaaaaaaaaiii!" Sezzi groans, Kai deepens the pout. Sezzi screws up her eyes, then sighs in defeat.
"Fine!" she grabs Kai's hand and begins to walk off.
Max scratches this head. "What just happened?"
"I just lost an argument." Sezzi groans "Damn that sucks."
"I know."
Kai grins smugly. Sezzi glares at him, stops, then gets a strange expression across her face, she kisses Kai smack on the lips. Max looks for a camera. Sezzi pulls away with an extremely smug expression, whereas Kai looks dazed. Max takes a photo, sniggering. Hillary walks in the front door and looks at the dazed Kai.
"Err, what happened?"
Max waves a photo. "This did!"
Kenny comes in, spots Hillary, blinks [Don't ask how Sezzi knows this.] and asks "How did you get in?"
"The door was open."
Kenny now looks at the dazed russian and waves a hand in front of his face."...I won't ask."
"Why was the door open?" asks Hillary, looking to Kenny, who shrugs.
"Reene let Tala in." says Sezzi.
"The psycho russian dude?"
"That's the one."
"Why?"
"They dunno, I know."
"You gonna tell me?"
Sezzi considers this "You're popular right? In town?"
"Yup."
"Do you love gossiping?"
"Hell yeah!"
"Okay, I'll tell you. Well officially, Tala's here to get a book back. Unofficially they're gonna get together 'cos I locked them in a room and threatened Reene about her disappearing." Muffled curses sound. "I am so the M.M. Queen."
"Disappearing?"
"Yeah, she reappears too."
Hillary blinks. Rei walks in carrying Tyson.
"So this is where you all are. Oh hi Hillary."
Hillary squeaks and faints.
"Why are Reene and Tala locked in her room?" Rei asks. Sezzi looks at them.
"Oh, I get it." says Tyson.
"Damn, there goes my theory that Ty's brain is obsolete." Kai states, Tyson raises an eyebrow.
"Welcome to the world of the living."[Took him long enough to get de-stunned]
Kai mock glares at him, Kenny looks surprised.
"You two made up, why?"
He gets two identical replies. "Sezzi."
The person of whom they speak grins.
"Ah." says Kenny, looking towards Hillary. "Shall we move her?"
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Aari: Your spelling should have a health warning
Reene: It's not that bad..............is it?
Sezzi: Err, yes. So is your punctuation, and grammar, and formatting…do you want me to continue?
Reene: No.
Sezzi: Okay, now if you'll excuse me, I have to go stop Taru from blowing my house up.Something about an arrogant bastard ignoring her…
Aari: #goes pale and gulps#