Sezzi: Gyah! More typing! No!
Taru: Shut up.
Sezzi: Fine then.
Chapter Ten!
"Err, Reene, why did you drag me out?" Tala asks. 'I'm not going red, I'm not going red, I'm not going red, shit I'm going red.'
Reene walks several meters ahead of Tala, he can't see her face, he voice is a monotone. "Sezzi said to remove all distractions from Kenny and Hilary."
"Oh." 'Damn.'
Reene keeps walking. Tala runs to catch up, he grabs her shoulder. Reene flinches and turns her face away from him. He still has hold of her shoulder.Does that rhyme? She still has her coat on, and almost trips on it as she tries to walk away from Tala, which lets him stop her.
"Argh! Goddammit!" Reene growls before slipping back into the monotone, but stuttering slightly. "T-that shoulder really isn't up to being grabbed."
Tala blushes and lets go. "Sorry." He mumbles, looking at the ground.
Reene looks at him over her shoulder. He seems really sorry, and depressed, no, angry about what he'd done. "Umm…it's ok, it was a mistake." She mumbles, controlling her blush. He looks up and smiles slightly.
"You're worried 'bout me?" he asks.
"Guess so." She shrugs.
Tala realises something, "Sezzi's in with Kai, at least I think she is, how'd she contact you?"
Reene doesn't really help in her reply, she starts walking again, "Sezzi doesn't need to be near you to give you a message."
They are by Reene's door. Much to Tala's confusion, Reene sits down and unlaces her left boot.
"…What are you doing?"
She pulls out a small dagger from the instep. "Always carry at least three spares." She comments as she cuts the trip wire.Which dumbass Tala had forgotten about Reene puts the wire in her coat pocket. Tala stares at her as she stands and goes into her room. She sits on her bed and does her boot back upNormal people normally take their shoes off when in bedSo?She finally remembers Tala, who is standing in the doorway staring. Gormless idiot! She looks up, "You can come in you know, and don't stare, it's rude."
"Uhhhh…" is Tala's intelligent reply as he walks in. He closes the door behind him and stands against the wall.
"You can sit down you know." Reene states. Tala blushes slightly and sits down next to her on the bed. They talk about various things until Reene yawns.
"Tired?" Tala asks. By now they are both leaning against the wall.
"Yeah." Reene mumbles, her head falling onto Tala's shoulder. He wraps an arm around her and pulls her closer. She curls up against him, head on his chest and they both drift off to sleep.
A few minutes later Sezzi sticks her head round the door. "Aaaaw, cute, and it only took the best part of a month." She shuts the door quietly and walks down the corridor. Max walks up behind her.
"Hi Sezzi, what were you doing outside Reene's room?"
"Have you still got that camera?" asks Sezzi evilly.
"Err, yeah, why?"
Sezzi moves towards the door and opens it, "Take a picture, it lasts longer."
It is now 6 o'clock. Rei is in the kitchen making some form of meal. Tyson, Max, Sezzi and Kai are sitting round the table, talking. Kenny and Hilary slip into the room, looking anywhere but at each other. Sezzi looks up. "Kenny, why have you got lipstick on?"
"I haven't."
"You have lipstick on your mouth."
"I have?"
"Yup."
"Shit."
Hilary leans over and wipes it off, smiling sheepishly. All people the with a significant other smirk at each other knowingly, poor Max looks clueless.
Rei looks up, "Whose turn is it to tell Reene tea is ready?"
Tyson looks thoughtful for once and says "I think it's Max's turn."
"Nononononononononono!!! I am not going! You can't make me!!" Max protests.
"Wanna bet?" growls Kai. Sezzi lays a hand on his arm.
"Leave him be Kai, I'll go."
"Why?" Hilary asks.
"Because they are less likely to kill me for disturbing them."
"Them? As in plural? As in Tala's still here?" Kenny asks.
"Yup. Ta-taa!" She walks out.
Tala wakes up as the door opens. His thoughts go along this line: 'Okay, I am in Reene's room…someone has their head on my chest, it's Reene…right' Tala tries to pull himself from under Reene, without waking her up before the door is fully opened…no such luck. Sezzi comes in.
"Oh, you're awake. That saves me one job. Aaaaaaw, don't you two look cute."
To Sezzi's immense amusement and delight, Tala's face now matches his hairie bright redand he scowls at her.
"Now, to wake Reene up. Hmmm, what to use this time….."
"She often sleeps at this time?" Tala asks.
"Nope, but when she does I get to wake her up. Oh! I know, you can kiss her awake!"
"How 'bout no."
"Yes."
"No."
"Yes!"
"No!"
"Yes!!"
"Nommmph!" says Tala, being cut off midflow by Reene kissing him. She appears to have woken up.I bet you're all thinking 'No shit Sherlock' right?Pulling away from a dazed Tala, she smirks, vaguely triumphant, and turns to Sezzi.
"Happy now?"
Sezzi grins, "Yup, tea's done by the way."
"Who cooked?"
"Rei."
"Oh good, we won't get food poisoning."
"OI!"
"What? None of the rest of you can cook."
"That's not tr…" Sezzi is interrupted as a guy with silver hair, glasses and a grey jacket comes in,and thinks: Wow…Tall…Reene sits up on the edge of the bed.
"I take it Hayate and the others are not here?" he asks.
Reene shakes her head. "Wrong fic, last time I looked this was Beyblade Sasame, but the way things are going I'd try the kitchen."
"Oh, thank you." Sasame smiles and vanishes. Sezzi is the first to speak.
"Err….is he related to you?"
"No-o, why would I be related to someone from a different fic?"
"Well, I'm related to Roiben."
"You are?"
"Yeah, he's dudey."
"Then make him make Cornelius leave me alone."
"What d'ya think I've been doing?"
"Trying to plat matchmaker?"
"And succeeding, lookit at him."
Tala begins to come out of his dazed state. Reene grabs his wrist and drags him to the kitchen, where there are some very confused Bladebreakers.
"Were the short one in the orange shirt or the tall one with glasses related to you?" asks Kenny.
"I AM NOT A LEAFE KNIGHT!!!!"
"She is related." Comments Max.
"Yup. By any chance was a guy with a ponytail and blue hair here?" asks Sezzi.
"Hayate?" asks Reene, "Probably if Mannen and Sasame were here."
"There were seven dudes." Says Kenny.
"Oh that's really helpful." Sezzi drawls.
Kai's answer is a little more helpful "He was, then a silver haired dude, a blond guy who looked like a girl, a brunette in a waiters outfit, and three kids, one with silver hair, one with orange hair and a blond chibi."
"Thanks! That helps a lot! Now all I hafta do is follow the trail he left…" She disappears. And reappears with all seven dudes, holding one by the ear and telling him off, much to the amusement of the other six.
"Why the hell were you looking for him?!?" exclaims Kai.
"Relax Kai, he's just someone I know."
"And you are…?" asks Hayate, looking down at Kai.
"He's my boyfriend." Sezzi chirps.
"Ah…WHAT?!?" Kai is now pinned to the wall. Sezzi puts her hand down when she realises Hayete's ear is not in it.
"I hate it when he does that." She comments.
The other knights look at her in shock, the younger ones from the floor.
"Why the hell is he so protective of you?!?" Kei exclaims
"He's my brother."
"WHAT?!?!"
"Brother. Y'know, male with the same parents."
"I know what a goddamn brother is!"
"Then why'd you ask?"
Kei's eye starts twitching, Mannen stares in awe. "Wow, he didn't do that even when I froze his tea."
"You froze his tea?" Reene asks disapprovingly.
"Eeep." Mannen squeaks.
Reene drags him off to yell at him. Sezzi looks at Hayate.
"Put him down."
"No."
"Aww, c'mon."
"No-o." he's weakening, it seems he has Big Brother Syndrome, and can't deny his siblings anythingA fact we exploit to the best of our abilities.
"Please 'Yate."
"Fine." He sighs, Kai drops to the ground.
"Ow."
Reene gives up scolding Mannen and goes back to stand by Tala. Mannen stares, then goes to whisper something into Sasame's ear, the older silver haired one listens, then stares at Tala.
"What?" asks the confused Russian, "Please don't tell me that what happened to Kai is gonna happen to me."
"Don't worry, it won't…" "Yet." They say.
"Does this mean that they finally admit that they're going out?" asks Max.
"I guess." Says Tala, looking at Reene.
"So you've kissed?" asks an interested Tyson.
"None of your business." Comments Reene.
"I dunno about kissing, but look at this." Says Max, waving around a photo. Sasame growls.
"And this." Max holds up a pic of Sezzi and Kai kissing.
3…2…1…two Russians are now pinned against the wall. Sezzi giggles, while Reene is being interrogated by Sasame.
"Who is he?"
"Tala."
"Where's he from?"
"Russia."
"What's he do?"
"Stuff." With this Reene grabs Tala's hand and disappears.
Sezzi giggles.
"I don't know what you're laughing about, you're next, and you can't disappear." Hayate mutters.Only cos you're a stupid git and wouldn't teach me
Sezzi pales and nods. Hayate finishes tying Kai's gag.
"Right." He says, "Who is he?"
"Kai." Sezzi says.
"Where's he from?"
"Russia."
"What does he do?"
"Beyblade."
"What's that?"
"A game."
"Does he work for anyone?"
"No."
"Do you love him?"
"Yes."
Hayate looks mildly satisfied, and turns to Kai, and removes the gag. "What are your intentions towards petit?"
"I wanna make her happy."
Hayate raises an eyebrow. "Do you know why she called me back here?"
"No."
"Neither do I."
"Errr, can you untie me?"
"Get out of it yourself."
Tyson now speaks up, "Err, who are you guys?"
"We are the Leafe Knights."
"Probably true, definitely unhelpful."
"Very well, I'm Go, the smirking dude with your Kai is Hayate, the short one after Tala is Mannen, the other is Sasame, the chibi is Shin, the kid with the bandanna is Hajime, and blondie is Kei, get it?"
"Kinda."
"And you are?"
"Tyson, Chinese cat dude is Rei, the girl is Hilary, you seem to know Sezzi, Reene, Tala and Kai, our blond is Max, and glasses is Kenny."
Tyson feels a tug on his t-shirt, he looks down, it is Shin. The blond chibi speaks, "Mister, can we go home now?" the chibi looks up sleepily and lifts his arms for someone to pick him up. Hilary grabs him.
"Aaaaw, he's so cute!"
Kenny sweatdrops, "Err, Hilary, I think the kid needs to breathe."
Hilary loosens her hold, "Sorry little guy."
Shin manages to break her grasp and runs to hide behind the still fuming Mannen.
"…When I get my hands on him…Shin? Don't hide behind me."
"Awww." Shin whines, "But she's scary."#
"I don't care, go hide behind Hayate."
"Do I look suicidal?"Big word for a little dude
Mannen glares.
"Fine." Shin looks around, yawning. Sezzi takes pity on him and picks him up. "You sure your related to Hayate?" he mumbles, and falls asleep.
There is a ding noise from somewhere near Sasame's ear. "Demon larvae, shit."
Go takes Shin from Sezzi. "Sorry, we gotta go." He whispers before disappearing. Hajime and Kei follow suit. Hayate gives Kai a final glare, then follows the rest of the team.
Sasame grabs Mannen. "We better go."
"But Tala…"
"Later."
Mannen nods and they both disappear.
"Now you don't see that everyday." Comments Tyson Nah, only on alternate Tuesdays
Rei notices the smoke coming out of the oven. "Shit!" Black smoke fills the kitchen.
"I'll order a pizza, what do you guys want?" asks Max, reaching for the phone.
"Pepperoni thanks." Says Kenny.
"Ditto." Hilary grins, and is echoed by the voice in the kitchen.They're now in the living room
"Hawaiian." Mutters Kai, and Tala nods his agreement.
"Make me one with everything, because……I'm going to become a Muslim!" Tyson announces. The group stares as Sezzi turns to Tyson and explains patiently:
"It's Buddhist. Make me one with everything because I'm going to become a Buddhist! It's Buddhists that want to become one with everything. Singing 'om' and all that. You mucked it up! You were practising all the way down here and you still mucked it up Wobbler!"
"So…you want a pizza with everything on then Ty?" Max asks.
"Everything except anchovies."
"…Right. What do you want Sezzi?"
"I'll have spicy potato wedges. What? I don't like pizza!"
"Okay, it'll be here in ten minutes."
"So now what shall we do?" asks Hilary.
"I for one am not moving from this spot." Proclaims Sezzi, plopping down on Kai's lap, who 'ooofs' as she does.
"Wanna bet!" a voice shouts from outside.
"Reene?"
"Not me." She states as she walks downstairs.
"Someone open the door!" says the voice.
"Maybe it's the pizza guy!" Max exclaims as he opens the door.
"Make that girl." Says the person at the door as they walk in, and stop in the doorway. "Sezzi?! REENE?!?! What the hell is going on here?!"
"Hi Kiwi Ninja! I'm sitting on my boyfriend and Reene's…will you two get a room already!" Sezzi shouts towards the psychos. Reene flips her off and carries on frenching Tala.
Max is poking a small green fuzzy spheroid with a black band tied round it, it is one of five sitting on the table. "Ewww, a green bogey- it's all mouldy!"
The Kiwi Ninja looks annoyed and snatches up the green spheroid. "You, leave the kiwis alone." She turns to Sezzi, "You, get off that dude's lap." She pulls Reene away from Tala "You, just keep away from him." Reene manages to look unconcerned, Sezzi pouts, but doesn't move, Max looks confused.
Tala turns to the Kiwi Ninja, opens his mouth, tries to think of something angry, can't, shuts his mouth and glares. Kai wraps his arms around Sezzi and glares at Kiwi Ninja. "Mine." He growls.
While Kiwi Ninja is busy glaring, Tyson and Rei lift their pizzas off the pile and sneak out.
"Kiwi…" says Sezzi.
"Don't bother me, I'm busy glaring." Retorts the ninja.
"Max, put Dan down." Says Reene.
"They have names? How can you tell them apart?" asks the blond, moving his hand away from the fuzzy spheroid.
Sezzi answers "That's easy. Barsby's the tall one, Michael would have bitten you, Sam would have bored you to death, Tim's the one with the numchucks, and as you've found out, the other one's Dan."
Max looks blank. Reene turns to one, we assume it's Tim as it is holding numchucks. "Did you get your own (referring to numchucks) or are you still using Webster's?"(Only someone from our school will really get that, but oh well)
The kiwi bounces twice.
"Still Webster's?" cuts in Sezzi, "Do you plan on giving them back?"
The kiwi bounces again. Sezzi giggles and Reene smirks.
"What did he say?" asks Max
The girls speak together, "No!"
Kiwi Ninja finishes glaring and turns to Sezzi, "What did you want Sezzi?"
"Oh, Tyson and Rei took their pizzas and left."
"What?!? THEY HAVEN'T PAID YET!!!" the Kiwi Ninja, kiwis at her heels, storms after them. This leaves Kai, Sezzi, Reene, Tala and Max still in the kitchen.
Kai looks at Reene. "I thought you didn't go for the sappy stuff."
"I don't normally," she comments, "but Sasame was spying on us so we gave him the shock of his life."
"What happened?" Tala asks eagerly.
"He fell off his chair, right in the middle of Wordsgate."
Tala sniggers.
"C'mon, lets go up on the roof." With that the two psychos walk out.
"They forgot their pizza." Says a very confused Max. There is a thud as the bottom two pizzas in the pile disappear and the rest obey gravity.
"Kiwi's not gonna be pleased." Mutters Sezzi, "Oh well, no matter." She yanks Kai's and her orders towards them, and throws a little purse onto the pile. She looks towards Hilary, Kenny and Max. "You lot can pay for your own. So can that lot wherever, they've buggered off to." She leans back against Kai, and wrinkles her nose, "Euugh, your breath smells of pizza. Ain't gonna kiss you."
Kai pouts, a peppermint bounces off his head, he grins and pockets it.
Sezzi: Eet eez feeneeshed!!
Taru: …Quit it with the French accent.
Sezzi: Meanie.
Taru: You still have another chapter to type up yet.
Sezzi: Killjoy.
Taru: Get on with it!!
Sezzi: Okay, jeez. Cookies and a plushie of your choice to those who can tell me what book the quote Tyson and Sezzi say when they orde the pizza is from.
Taru: Shut up.
Sezzi: Fine then.
Chapter Ten!
"Err, Reene, why did you drag me out?" Tala asks. 'I'm not going red, I'm not going red, I'm not going red, shit I'm going red.'
Reene walks several meters ahead of Tala, he can't see her face, he voice is a monotone. "Sezzi said to remove all distractions from Kenny and Hilary."
"Oh." 'Damn.'
Reene keeps walking. Tala runs to catch up, he grabs her shoulder. Reene flinches and turns her face away from him. He still has hold of her shoulder.Does that rhyme? She still has her coat on, and almost trips on it as she tries to walk away from Tala, which lets him stop her.
"Argh! Goddammit!" Reene growls before slipping back into the monotone, but stuttering slightly. "T-that shoulder really isn't up to being grabbed."
Tala blushes and lets go. "Sorry." He mumbles, looking at the ground.
Reene looks at him over her shoulder. He seems really sorry, and depressed, no, angry about what he'd done. "Umm…it's ok, it was a mistake." She mumbles, controlling her blush. He looks up and smiles slightly.
"You're worried 'bout me?" he asks.
"Guess so." She shrugs.
Tala realises something, "Sezzi's in with Kai, at least I think she is, how'd she contact you?"
Reene doesn't really help in her reply, she starts walking again, "Sezzi doesn't need to be near you to give you a message."
They are by Reene's door. Much to Tala's confusion, Reene sits down and unlaces her left boot.
"…What are you doing?"
She pulls out a small dagger from the instep. "Always carry at least three spares." She comments as she cuts the trip wire.Which dumbass Tala had forgotten about Reene puts the wire in her coat pocket. Tala stares at her as she stands and goes into her room. She sits on her bed and does her boot back upNormal people normally take their shoes off when in bedSo?She finally remembers Tala, who is standing in the doorway staring. Gormless idiot! She looks up, "You can come in you know, and don't stare, it's rude."
"Uhhhh…" is Tala's intelligent reply as he walks in. He closes the door behind him and stands against the wall.
"You can sit down you know." Reene states. Tala blushes slightly and sits down next to her on the bed. They talk about various things until Reene yawns.
"Tired?" Tala asks. By now they are both leaning against the wall.
"Yeah." Reene mumbles, her head falling onto Tala's shoulder. He wraps an arm around her and pulls her closer. She curls up against him, head on his chest and they both drift off to sleep.
A few minutes later Sezzi sticks her head round the door. "Aaaaw, cute, and it only took the best part of a month." She shuts the door quietly and walks down the corridor. Max walks up behind her.
"Hi Sezzi, what were you doing outside Reene's room?"
"Have you still got that camera?" asks Sezzi evilly.
"Err, yeah, why?"
Sezzi moves towards the door and opens it, "Take a picture, it lasts longer."
It is now 6 o'clock. Rei is in the kitchen making some form of meal. Tyson, Max, Sezzi and Kai are sitting round the table, talking. Kenny and Hilary slip into the room, looking anywhere but at each other. Sezzi looks up. "Kenny, why have you got lipstick on?"
"I haven't."
"You have lipstick on your mouth."
"I have?"
"Yup."
"Shit."
Hilary leans over and wipes it off, smiling sheepishly. All people the with a significant other smirk at each other knowingly, poor Max looks clueless.
Rei looks up, "Whose turn is it to tell Reene tea is ready?"
Tyson looks thoughtful for once and says "I think it's Max's turn."
"Nononononononononono!!! I am not going! You can't make me!!" Max protests.
"Wanna bet?" growls Kai. Sezzi lays a hand on his arm.
"Leave him be Kai, I'll go."
"Why?" Hilary asks.
"Because they are less likely to kill me for disturbing them."
"Them? As in plural? As in Tala's still here?" Kenny asks.
"Yup. Ta-taa!" She walks out.
Tala wakes up as the door opens. His thoughts go along this line: 'Okay, I am in Reene's room…someone has their head on my chest, it's Reene…right' Tala tries to pull himself from under Reene, without waking her up before the door is fully opened…no such luck. Sezzi comes in.
"Oh, you're awake. That saves me one job. Aaaaaaw, don't you two look cute."
To Sezzi's immense amusement and delight, Tala's face now matches his hairie bright redand he scowls at her.
"Now, to wake Reene up. Hmmm, what to use this time….."
"She often sleeps at this time?" Tala asks.
"Nope, but when she does I get to wake her up. Oh! I know, you can kiss her awake!"
"How 'bout no."
"Yes."
"No."
"Yes!"
"No!"
"Yes!!"
"Nommmph!" says Tala, being cut off midflow by Reene kissing him. She appears to have woken up.I bet you're all thinking 'No shit Sherlock' right?Pulling away from a dazed Tala, she smirks, vaguely triumphant, and turns to Sezzi.
"Happy now?"
Sezzi grins, "Yup, tea's done by the way."
"Who cooked?"
"Rei."
"Oh good, we won't get food poisoning."
"OI!"
"What? None of the rest of you can cook."
"That's not tr…" Sezzi is interrupted as a guy with silver hair, glasses and a grey jacket comes in,and thinks: Wow…Tall…Reene sits up on the edge of the bed.
"I take it Hayate and the others are not here?" he asks.
Reene shakes her head. "Wrong fic, last time I looked this was Beyblade Sasame, but the way things are going I'd try the kitchen."
"Oh, thank you." Sasame smiles and vanishes. Sezzi is the first to speak.
"Err….is he related to you?"
"No-o, why would I be related to someone from a different fic?"
"Well, I'm related to Roiben."
"You are?"
"Yeah, he's dudey."
"Then make him make Cornelius leave me alone."
"What d'ya think I've been doing?"
"Trying to plat matchmaker?"
"And succeeding, lookit at him."
Tala begins to come out of his dazed state. Reene grabs his wrist and drags him to the kitchen, where there are some very confused Bladebreakers.
"Were the short one in the orange shirt or the tall one with glasses related to you?" asks Kenny.
"I AM NOT A LEAFE KNIGHT!!!!"
"She is related." Comments Max.
"Yup. By any chance was a guy with a ponytail and blue hair here?" asks Sezzi.
"Hayate?" asks Reene, "Probably if Mannen and Sasame were here."
"There were seven dudes." Says Kenny.
"Oh that's really helpful." Sezzi drawls.
Kai's answer is a little more helpful "He was, then a silver haired dude, a blond guy who looked like a girl, a brunette in a waiters outfit, and three kids, one with silver hair, one with orange hair and a blond chibi."
"Thanks! That helps a lot! Now all I hafta do is follow the trail he left…" She disappears. And reappears with all seven dudes, holding one by the ear and telling him off, much to the amusement of the other six.
"Why the hell were you looking for him?!?" exclaims Kai.
"Relax Kai, he's just someone I know."
"And you are…?" asks Hayate, looking down at Kai.
"He's my boyfriend." Sezzi chirps.
"Ah…WHAT?!?" Kai is now pinned to the wall. Sezzi puts her hand down when she realises Hayete's ear is not in it.
"I hate it when he does that." She comments.
The other knights look at her in shock, the younger ones from the floor.
"Why the hell is he so protective of you?!?" Kei exclaims
"He's my brother."
"WHAT?!?!"
"Brother. Y'know, male with the same parents."
"I know what a goddamn brother is!"
"Then why'd you ask?"
Kei's eye starts twitching, Mannen stares in awe. "Wow, he didn't do that even when I froze his tea."
"You froze his tea?" Reene asks disapprovingly.
"Eeep." Mannen squeaks.
Reene drags him off to yell at him. Sezzi looks at Hayate.
"Put him down."
"No."
"Aww, c'mon."
"No-o." he's weakening, it seems he has Big Brother Syndrome, and can't deny his siblings anythingA fact we exploit to the best of our abilities.
"Please 'Yate."
"Fine." He sighs, Kai drops to the ground.
"Ow."
Reene gives up scolding Mannen and goes back to stand by Tala. Mannen stares, then goes to whisper something into Sasame's ear, the older silver haired one listens, then stares at Tala.
"What?" asks the confused Russian, "Please don't tell me that what happened to Kai is gonna happen to me."
"Don't worry, it won't…" "Yet." They say.
"Does this mean that they finally admit that they're going out?" asks Max.
"I guess." Says Tala, looking at Reene.
"So you've kissed?" asks an interested Tyson.
"None of your business." Comments Reene.
"I dunno about kissing, but look at this." Says Max, waving around a photo. Sasame growls.
"And this." Max holds up a pic of Sezzi and Kai kissing.
3…2…1…two Russians are now pinned against the wall. Sezzi giggles, while Reene is being interrogated by Sasame.
"Who is he?"
"Tala."
"Where's he from?"
"Russia."
"What's he do?"
"Stuff." With this Reene grabs Tala's hand and disappears.
Sezzi giggles.
"I don't know what you're laughing about, you're next, and you can't disappear." Hayate mutters.Only cos you're a stupid git and wouldn't teach me
Sezzi pales and nods. Hayate finishes tying Kai's gag.
"Right." He says, "Who is he?"
"Kai." Sezzi says.
"Where's he from?"
"Russia."
"What does he do?"
"Beyblade."
"What's that?"
"A game."
"Does he work for anyone?"
"No."
"Do you love him?"
"Yes."
Hayate looks mildly satisfied, and turns to Kai, and removes the gag. "What are your intentions towards petit?"
"I wanna make her happy."
Hayate raises an eyebrow. "Do you know why she called me back here?"
"No."
"Neither do I."
"Errr, can you untie me?"
"Get out of it yourself."
Tyson now speaks up, "Err, who are you guys?"
"We are the Leafe Knights."
"Probably true, definitely unhelpful."
"Very well, I'm Go, the smirking dude with your Kai is Hayate, the short one after Tala is Mannen, the other is Sasame, the chibi is Shin, the kid with the bandanna is Hajime, and blondie is Kei, get it?"
"Kinda."
"And you are?"
"Tyson, Chinese cat dude is Rei, the girl is Hilary, you seem to know Sezzi, Reene, Tala and Kai, our blond is Max, and glasses is Kenny."
Tyson feels a tug on his t-shirt, he looks down, it is Shin. The blond chibi speaks, "Mister, can we go home now?" the chibi looks up sleepily and lifts his arms for someone to pick him up. Hilary grabs him.
"Aaaaw, he's so cute!"
Kenny sweatdrops, "Err, Hilary, I think the kid needs to breathe."
Hilary loosens her hold, "Sorry little guy."
Shin manages to break her grasp and runs to hide behind the still fuming Mannen.
"…When I get my hands on him…Shin? Don't hide behind me."
"Awww." Shin whines, "But she's scary."#
"I don't care, go hide behind Hayate."
"Do I look suicidal?"Big word for a little dude
Mannen glares.
"Fine." Shin looks around, yawning. Sezzi takes pity on him and picks him up. "You sure your related to Hayate?" he mumbles, and falls asleep.
There is a ding noise from somewhere near Sasame's ear. "Demon larvae, shit."
Go takes Shin from Sezzi. "Sorry, we gotta go." He whispers before disappearing. Hajime and Kei follow suit. Hayate gives Kai a final glare, then follows the rest of the team.
Sasame grabs Mannen. "We better go."
"But Tala…"
"Later."
Mannen nods and they both disappear.
"Now you don't see that everyday." Comments Tyson Nah, only on alternate Tuesdays
Rei notices the smoke coming out of the oven. "Shit!" Black smoke fills the kitchen.
"I'll order a pizza, what do you guys want?" asks Max, reaching for the phone.
"Pepperoni thanks." Says Kenny.
"Ditto." Hilary grins, and is echoed by the voice in the kitchen.They're now in the living room
"Hawaiian." Mutters Kai, and Tala nods his agreement.
"Make me one with everything, because……I'm going to become a Muslim!" Tyson announces. The group stares as Sezzi turns to Tyson and explains patiently:
"It's Buddhist. Make me one with everything because I'm going to become a Buddhist! It's Buddhists that want to become one with everything. Singing 'om' and all that. You mucked it up! You were practising all the way down here and you still mucked it up Wobbler!"
"So…you want a pizza with everything on then Ty?" Max asks.
"Everything except anchovies."
"…Right. What do you want Sezzi?"
"I'll have spicy potato wedges. What? I don't like pizza!"
"Okay, it'll be here in ten minutes."
"So now what shall we do?" asks Hilary.
"I for one am not moving from this spot." Proclaims Sezzi, plopping down on Kai's lap, who 'ooofs' as she does.
"Wanna bet!" a voice shouts from outside.
"Reene?"
"Not me." She states as she walks downstairs.
"Someone open the door!" says the voice.
"Maybe it's the pizza guy!" Max exclaims as he opens the door.
"Make that girl." Says the person at the door as they walk in, and stop in the doorway. "Sezzi?! REENE?!?! What the hell is going on here?!"
"Hi Kiwi Ninja! I'm sitting on my boyfriend and Reene's…will you two get a room already!" Sezzi shouts towards the psychos. Reene flips her off and carries on frenching Tala.
Max is poking a small green fuzzy spheroid with a black band tied round it, it is one of five sitting on the table. "Ewww, a green bogey- it's all mouldy!"
The Kiwi Ninja looks annoyed and snatches up the green spheroid. "You, leave the kiwis alone." She turns to Sezzi, "You, get off that dude's lap." She pulls Reene away from Tala "You, just keep away from him." Reene manages to look unconcerned, Sezzi pouts, but doesn't move, Max looks confused.
Tala turns to the Kiwi Ninja, opens his mouth, tries to think of something angry, can't, shuts his mouth and glares. Kai wraps his arms around Sezzi and glares at Kiwi Ninja. "Mine." He growls.
While Kiwi Ninja is busy glaring, Tyson and Rei lift their pizzas off the pile and sneak out.
"Kiwi…" says Sezzi.
"Don't bother me, I'm busy glaring." Retorts the ninja.
"Max, put Dan down." Says Reene.
"They have names? How can you tell them apart?" asks the blond, moving his hand away from the fuzzy spheroid.
Sezzi answers "That's easy. Barsby's the tall one, Michael would have bitten you, Sam would have bored you to death, Tim's the one with the numchucks, and as you've found out, the other one's Dan."
Max looks blank. Reene turns to one, we assume it's Tim as it is holding numchucks. "Did you get your own (referring to numchucks) or are you still using Webster's?"(Only someone from our school will really get that, but oh well)
The kiwi bounces twice.
"Still Webster's?" cuts in Sezzi, "Do you plan on giving them back?"
The kiwi bounces again. Sezzi giggles and Reene smirks.
"What did he say?" asks Max
The girls speak together, "No!"
Kiwi Ninja finishes glaring and turns to Sezzi, "What did you want Sezzi?"
"Oh, Tyson and Rei took their pizzas and left."
"What?!? THEY HAVEN'T PAID YET!!!" the Kiwi Ninja, kiwis at her heels, storms after them. This leaves Kai, Sezzi, Reene, Tala and Max still in the kitchen.
Kai looks at Reene. "I thought you didn't go for the sappy stuff."
"I don't normally," she comments, "but Sasame was spying on us so we gave him the shock of his life."
"What happened?" Tala asks eagerly.
"He fell off his chair, right in the middle of Wordsgate."
Tala sniggers.
"C'mon, lets go up on the roof." With that the two psychos walk out.
"They forgot their pizza." Says a very confused Max. There is a thud as the bottom two pizzas in the pile disappear and the rest obey gravity.
"Kiwi's not gonna be pleased." Mutters Sezzi, "Oh well, no matter." She yanks Kai's and her orders towards them, and throws a little purse onto the pile. She looks towards Hilary, Kenny and Max. "You lot can pay for your own. So can that lot wherever, they've buggered off to." She leans back against Kai, and wrinkles her nose, "Euugh, your breath smells of pizza. Ain't gonna kiss you."
Kai pouts, a peppermint bounces off his head, he grins and pockets it.
Rei and Tyson have hidden from the Kiwi Ninja in Max's room, simply because hiding in Reene's, Kai's or Sezzi's would be suicide, Kenny's is too full of computer stuff, so they are locked in the blond's room. Plus, their own rooms would be too obvious. Unfortunately they have not noticed the room's other occupant, Barsby…
Sezzi: Eet eez feeneeshed!!
Taru: …Quit it with the French accent.
Sezzi: Meanie.
Taru: You still have another chapter to type up yet.
Sezzi: Killjoy.
Taru: Get on with it!!
Sezzi: Okay, jeez. Cookies and a plushie of your choice to those who can tell me what book the quote Tyson and Sezzi say when they orde the pizza is from.