Queer eye for the Turtle eye

Disclaimer: As stated earlier Turtles is not my idea! Oh and Jenny is my creation (in case anyone is wondering). Yes Irma is the same Irma from the 80's cartoon, they really should bring her back into the new one, and she was such a dag! I can just imagine her loving a show like queer eye (and no she don't know about any of this yet!)

Part two

Who's that knocking on my door?

Down below the streets of New York, four mutant turtles were going through their training routine with their Sensei, when music filled the air. It was the tune to I'm a Believer.

Splinter looked at the turtle with a purple mask on, "One of your latest inventions I assume?"

Don blushed, "I installed a door bell last week Sensei, that's the first time anyone has bothered to use it."

"I think you should go see who it is. I thought I had made it quiet clear no visitors during practice." Splinter looked at his other sons.

"Yeah we understood," Michelangelo replied.

Meanwhile Don went to the door only to open it to five men standing outside the door. The blonde one barged in and wrapped his arms around Donetello.

"Why my dear fellow, I love the outfit. Oh and look boys he's got our favourite colour on."

"Carson I think he's the one we're here for, the description matches, human sized turtle, wearing purple bandana and carrying a long stick. You must be Donetello. I'm Cyan, nice to meet you sweaty." As this guy moved in to kiss Don on the check.

"Um... I think there is some mistake..." Donetello began....

"Oh are you not the Mr Donetello Turtle, handy man extraordinaire?"

Don blushed; he wasn't used to such a compliment from strangers before. "Yeah that's me. Why?"

"Well my young man, we have come to rescue you and turn you into the most unbelievable hunk of spunk for your darling women Irma."

"She called you?"

"Yes, she wanted to make up after your recent spat and thought it would be wonderful for us to come round and give you a wonderful make-over, to show you how much she loves you."

Don looked shocked, had Irma really rung these people up? Why did they have a camera? Then he noticed who the blonde one was.

"You're not from queer eye?"

"Yes, offcourse, Irma said you were our biggest fan. That you never missed an episode and your dream was for us to one day come round to your place. So here we are, let your wildest dreams come true," said Thom, who was looking around and screwed up his nose at the sight of the room.

"Though may we ask where your brother is?" Jai asked.

"My brother? Which one, I have three,"

"What's the name we got boys?"

"Leonardo, remember as in that dishy Leonardo Di Caprio. Is your brother as hot as Mr Di Caprio?"

Don tried to hold off his amusement, "Leonardo? Get out of town!"

"Leo I think you better come out here...." He called....

"What you doing?" Donnie said, as Jai was pulling various things off the book shelf.

"My Dear Donnie, can I call you that? It is sad to say that having a copy of Guinness world records 1982 on your shelf is definitely not hip, my friend. I think we will need to go out and buy you some more appropriate literature."

"Really?!" Don's eyes lit up were these guys going to give him a whole new set of science text books. Maybe this wouldn't be so bad after all, he could hold off ringing up Irma and asking her is she out of her brain.

"I think your bookshelf needs a revamp. Most of these books are either torn, over fifteen years old or about science or Japan. Oh and look lovely collection of comic books, now that would not impress any lady. Mind you Carson loves his comics. I think we should get some recent bestsellers onto this shelf would really impress the ladies, you know what I mean."

"What's going on? Don Splinter said no visitors during training." Leo marched in.

"They kind of just walked in Leo," Don started.

"Arch, you must be the dashing Leonardo! And your brother said you weren't a hottie. I'm Ted, the chef."

Leo's eyes looked at the one who had grabbed him by the shoulders and he looked at the others who had started saughting through the junk in the lair.

"Don you're a ninja and you let five guys just walk in and start cleaning up the place?"

"Well, I don't think it'd look good if I ninja kicked Queer Eye out of our lair, especially with that camera rolling. You want me to end up in jail?"

"What the hell? How did you know where we live? Who sent you?" Leonardo turned on Carson.

"Arh, my dear Leo, my you are dishy, you are right Ted. As we explained to your brother, we had a phone call that you were having trouble with the ladies, so we have come to rescue you from your bad fortune of loosing women as fast as the minute hand on the clock."

"Huh? I asked who called you?"

"A young lady named Irma she told us of your bad fortune and wanted to help. So we're here now! We don't usually do two straight guys on the one episode, though since you both live in the same place; we thought we'd make it into a special episode. Sounds like smashing fun don't it?" Carson said.

"Two straight guys? What do you mean? Who's the other one?" Leo was puzzled; who else did Irma think needed rescuing.

"Why the young and dashing Donetello offcourse."

"Then what about our other two brothers? How come Irma mentioned just us?"

"You have two more? Are they as hot as you my sweetie? Oh that's right we were told that your younger brothers were the ultimate studs of New York City and well, you two were feeling inadequate compaired to their success in the dating game. Though no more, we shall rescue you both, and you will thank us for it later on. You will outshine those little brothers of yours. I know what it is like, I too have little brothers."

"I'm sorry, but we actually have a ninjitsu training session this morning and our ninja master would not appreciate us being on national television. I am sorry you have wasted your journey to New York, though we're not interested." Leonardo stated.

"Leonardo, Donetello. What is keeping you so long?" Splinter walked into the room and saw the five visitors.