well hello y'all this fic is a callaboration between me and a fellow around here called mewlon, also i do not own any of the caracters here except me of corse and if you think otherwise bug off. ADD SUGAR.

Trunks looked at the ground as he walked.He coulent fly becuse mexicans would shoot him down, he didn't have a car becuse his allowence woulden't allow it. He was headed in the direction of the apartment bilding his mother had rented for him. She had told him to lern to be more responsible and that she liked feature trunks better. He diden't care, he just needed to find this "nolana" street.

3 houers later: "finnaly here it is 1234 nolana street apartments" trunks said. As he went down the sidewalk that lead to the office he noticed two women standing outside the office. one was waring a long sleaved white blouse and a black ankle length skirt, her hair was brown with pink highlights she was reading a book entiteld: romance 101:how to find the guy of your dreams. The other woman was waring your standerd issue black tee and black baggie pants, and someting like a black docters mask covering the lower half of her face,her hair was a reddish color tied in a ponytail .she was holding a katana.

Trunks looked closer at the girl with the book's chest she had a small name tag that said:Hi I'm: Mewlon. Trunks approached them "hey are yo....."trunks managed to say before a sword came his way. The redhead looked at him evily. The brunet looked at trunks and blushed "wow.....you are so........hellsion put the katana away...hi my name is mewlon this is my hired body guard hellsion sorry if she scared you"she said. " my name is trunks" trunks said. Mewlon looked questionly at trunks "trunks? are you the new tendant ?" she asked. "yeah, are the manager of this place?"trunks said. "No im the owner hellsion is the manager"mewlon said and pointed twards hellsion, who finnaly spoke " I will kill you if you cause any disterbance to the other tendants, also the movers came yesterday to leave your fruniture, I arranged the furnture in the manner I liked most, also you get apartment 666".

trunks lifted an eyebrow "666?there are only six apartments in this complex" he said. " i dont care, you get apartment 666, because two crack addics used to live there, then one killed the other and drank hisa bloodish" hellsion said with a dramatic tone of voice. "also it was the only apartment avaleble, and your insurance dose not cover poltergist attacks......well i gotta get to the spa now, hellsion you can handle it from here." mewlon said and left to the left." also I took the liberty of playing with you gamecube and PS2. That soul calibur 2 game is awsome and so is that jak and daxter 2, also I ran out of beer. anyways heres the key to your apartment, bye"hellsion said and jumped in to a tree. "she finished my beer?!? that bitch.......ow well at least i got 30 dollers to buy some more"trunks said and left tward his apartment