A/N: This is our first time writing an R-rated story, so please read and review! Thanks! This story is written by 2 authors, infinity-92, that's me and frozenforever. Well, frozenforever is banned from playing computer so I think she left the story with me! I'm doing chapter 4...

Summary: Hermione and Draco fell in love, but then they broke up during the summer. They started competing each other by thinking of despicable ideas and making each other jealous...

Disclaimer: I do not own any Harry Potter stuff

Chapter 5 - Mixed up

"We are alone now, what are you up to now, Malfoy?" Hermione asked arms crossed.

"Mudblood, I'm going to piss Potty and Weasel out cause they speak bad about my Father." Draco said angrily.

"Well, you've already pissed them out. You kept me here is it because you can't resist me?" Hermione asked seductively.

"No, I can resist you, not in the mood today, mudblood," he lied, "but I am going to fuck you until they are totally pissed and Weasel and I are going to have war. Because I will seek justice for my Father, it is all their fault."

"Your Father is a prat, actually. No point doing that. Ha-ha. That means you are fucking using me and I am NOT going to be your bloody tool, Ferret," Hermione said loudly. "I didn't know why I fucking slept with you in the first place, Malfoy. It was so... You were damn good that day and now you are just like a mad peacock pecking everyone and I asked you whether I could stay with you forever man, what the hell is wrong with me?" Hermione said furiously.

"I confess I can't resist you and i know you can't resist me, so... Do you really like Weasel?" Draco asked curiously.

"Not really, he doesn't snog as well as you, but he is kind, caring but also greedy." Hermione said. Draco looked smug and Hermione rolled her eyes.

"So why don't we play with them. We will have a bet, either me or Weasel gets you, Granger, we will actually fight for you! Aren't you happy? Anyway, aren't you bored of them, being a goody goody? It's time for you to become a baddie, Granger, for a change?"

"Fine, we will make a bet." Hermione nodded. 'This game is real exciting... Devilish Draco and Goody Greedy Ron...' She thought.

DURING THAT SAME MOMENT...

"What is taking them so long??? Are they fucking again? I hope not! That arse hole took Hermione away, for Merlin's sake. Be Ferret's girlfriend for two months, he is insane! How can he persuade her to sleep with him when I never got a chance to! This is going nowhere..." Ron kept ranting and ranting while Harry wasn't listening, he was staring at his feet.

"Let's have a bet, Weasel, between you, and me." Malfoy came to the living room, followed by Hermione.

Harry and Ron stood up, looking utterly surprised. "A bet?" They asked in unison.

"Yes. Her- Granger and I have decided that we call off the being my girlfriend thing, and instead, we will have a bet. The bet is who is going to get Granger in a month, before school starts, so fifteen days for me and fifteen days for you, and Hermione will choose at the end of August. Fair enough?" Draco asked.

Harry and Ron exchanged glances and Ron finally nodded. "Ron, you will have the first half of the month with me, starting from today." Hermione said dully and Ron smugly held her hand and went off, Hermione left Draco with a wink.

Harry immediately followed them, "Poor Potter... Weasel's sister is not too bad..." Draco thought.

A FEW DAYS LATER... IN GINNY'S ROOM

"Ginny! What am I going to do? Ron has suddenly become such a gentleman during our dates! I mean, it is really abnormal! He is mad, I think. Shall I take him to St Mungo's and have a full body check up?" Hermione asked worriedly.

"Don't be so paranoid, Hermione. Ron is always like that. Anyways, you have two men who are willingly to woo your heart! That is so sweet! I read this muggle book lately and it is called, 'the love trainer'. It is about this ordinary woman, who discovered that she had a talent for advice, so she gives advice to people and ask them to treat their opposites like dogs. Train them and it is kind of interesting, really." Ginny said excitedly.

'Maybe I can get some tips from there?' Hermione thought, 'looks like I have to visit the bookstore my self.'

"Hermione! Would you like some drinks? Ginny? Are you speaking badly about me?" Ron knocked the door.

"Oh god." Ginny furrowed her eyebrows and opened the door. "Ahem," which sounded like Professor Umbridge's bloody voice, "Ron, we are having girls' talk here. What's up with that bloody pink apron you are wearing? Isn't that Mum's?" Ginny asked skeptically. Hermione gave a snort.

Ron blushed furiously and replied, "Yes, it's Mum's." He handed the butter beer over and ran down the stairs as if he was in a marathon.

"Don't mind Ron, he is really abnormal! I shall persuade him to be a better man for you, Hermione, but Malfoy is sexy, hot and irresistible, lucky you, Hermione. He hardly falls in love with a muggleborn, I'm so sorry, Hermione!" Ginny said apologetically.

"Never mind." Hermione replied. 'Yes, I agree with Ginny, he is a hottie and is sexy. Oh! What is wrong with you? Hermione! He is your enemy for years! You are such a bitch! Ron is your boyfriend and never think of that Malfoy again!' Hermione slapped her forehead. Ginny stared.

"Hermione, I know you are in a mess but you are really lucky to have two men woo your heart! You are so lucky!" Ginny said brightly. "I heard that Ron is trying to get you in bed with him tonight."

A/N: Thanks for the reviews! I really had a writer's block, so I thought of this bet, to make the story more exciting. Please review this chapter! infinity-92