Hello people, new chapter with two (2) new characters. One (1) of them is Link from orcarina of time (grown up), the other one (1) is a cocker spanial named "Cream Puff". how do these two (2) fit in to the skrewed up story line, read and find out. also I do not own any of the caracters that belong on the T.V. or vidio game, and if you think other wise: GO TO HELL .
"Woot!!! I am the man!!!*hic*!!" trunks said as he played Soul Caliber 2 ( gamecube version), Voldo (his chosen character) was kicking everybodys ass. "Woo, this voldo guy is the greatest, though I gotta admit, how dose he see with those blinders on his eyes." he said and finished his tenth (10) beer that morning. SUDDENLY, the phone rang. "aww hell bet anything it's my mom" trunks said to himself, he then got up to awnser the phone, but then he triped over some empty beer bottles. "ow" trunks said as he lifted himself up, the phone was still ringing so he awnsered it. "Hello" trunks said, all that could be herd on the line was tapping." hello?" trunks said agine rather annoyed, more tapping. "WELL FUG YOU" trunks said and slamed the phone on the receiver.
SUDDENLY, the door bell rang. As he walked over to the door he let out a belch and scrached his ass. When he reached the door he turned the knob. The door woulden't open."mabey I should fishk it" he slurred. He then started banging the door knob a couple of times all the while saying things like: "fusucking door why won't you open?!?!?!?!?" then the drunk half sayan figured out why the door woulden't open: it was locked. when he opened the door no one was there. Looking around, Trunks found no one and had only one thought in his mind: to express. "FUSUCKING KIDS IF YOUSH EBER COME BACK ARGAINE I'LL SEND YOU TO THE UNDER WORLD*buurrrrrrrrrpp.....hic*" in an angry rage trunks threw a blast of energy at the apartment building across the street, making it collapse and burst in to flame. "thosh kids proly lived there anyways" trunks said and went back in to his apartment.
Before he closed the door he noticed that Voldo was moving on his own, "ert the hell hell I thought I put paus.......what the fersuck!!??" Trunks yelled when he saw a cream colored dog with the controller in its paws. "now I know I've been drinking too much.........get the fuck otta here you beach!!!"trunks yelled at the dog, and made a lunge at it. The dog then pressed puase and jumped aside and avoided the attack, there was a loud crash when trunks hit all the junk on the floor. . It then ran tward the door and sat down , trunks cackled in victory as he made a grab for the dog. He fell outside with a thud, the door closing behind him. Trunks quickly got up and tried to open his door but it wouldn't open "fusucking dog open the door!!!!" trunks yelled at the top of his lungs, the response he got was a volume increse coming from the T.V. furious Trunks ran Toward mewlons house to get a spare key. when he got there a sign was up that said: "gone to drop off mail, be back at ??:??" letting out a sigh of frustration trunks took to the air in serch of: The Post office!!!(dumdumdumduuuuum!!!)
On the ground below, two (2) guys were looking up. one (1) was a latino guy holding a shotgun, the other one (1) was a young blond man with long ears, on his back was straped a sword and a sheild. "Ese, I bet you fifty (50)bucks that you cant shoot that big bird out of the sky" the latino guy told the blond guy, which gave him a stern look and then took out a bow and arrow. With one shot the blond guy took out the flying object. smiling he collected his fifty dollers. Soon the sirens of the cops could be heard, the latino guy panicked "hey listen man I gotta go, my sister would of loved you but...... uh gotta go" the latino guy said and ran away as the cops chased him. The young blond sighed and walked slowly through the strange city. His eye's spotted a human like figure on the floor, upon closer inspection he found the man was wounded with an arrow, his arrow."oh my gosh! Trunks!" said a female voice behind the blond guy. The blond guy turned around to face the female. "what happend? are you a friend of his?" the female asked. The blond guy just took out the fifty bucks and gave them to her. "what? no you keep this now just help me get him back to the apartments."
"OWWWW.........am I dead?" trunks said weakly as he found himself on the couch. "nope" said hellsion's voice behind him, "you'll be fine this isn't the first time I ,Hellsion, has stiched up wounds this bad, anyways this guy here is your new roommate by order of mewlon, his name is link, I gotta leave now. don't die cuz someone's gotta pay the rent." hellsion said and hurridly left out the door.Trunks got up slowly and looked at link, who was sitting at the table. "so you're my new roommate?..........wanna play soul calibur? Trunks asked link, who nodded.
"Woot!!! I am the man!!!*hic*!!" trunks said as he played Soul Caliber 2 ( gamecube version), Voldo (his chosen character) was kicking everybodys ass. "Woo, this voldo guy is the greatest, though I gotta admit, how dose he see with those blinders on his eyes." he said and finished his tenth (10) beer that morning. SUDDENLY, the phone rang. "aww hell bet anything it's my mom" trunks said to himself, he then got up to awnser the phone, but then he triped over some empty beer bottles. "ow" trunks said as he lifted himself up, the phone was still ringing so he awnsered it. "Hello" trunks said, all that could be herd on the line was tapping." hello?" trunks said agine rather annoyed, more tapping. "WELL FUG YOU" trunks said and slamed the phone on the receiver.
SUDDENLY, the door bell rang. As he walked over to the door he let out a belch and scrached his ass. When he reached the door he turned the knob. The door woulden't open."mabey I should fishk it" he slurred. He then started banging the door knob a couple of times all the while saying things like: "fusucking door why won't you open?!?!?!?!?" then the drunk half sayan figured out why the door woulden't open: it was locked. when he opened the door no one was there. Looking around, Trunks found no one and had only one thought in his mind: to express. "FUSUCKING KIDS IF YOUSH EBER COME BACK ARGAINE I'LL SEND YOU TO THE UNDER WORLD*buurrrrrrrrrpp.....hic*" in an angry rage trunks threw a blast of energy at the apartment building across the street, making it collapse and burst in to flame. "thosh kids proly lived there anyways" trunks said and went back in to his apartment.
Before he closed the door he noticed that Voldo was moving on his own, "ert the hell hell I thought I put paus.......what the fersuck!!??" Trunks yelled when he saw a cream colored dog with the controller in its paws. "now I know I've been drinking too much.........get the fuck otta here you beach!!!"trunks yelled at the dog, and made a lunge at it. The dog then pressed puase and jumped aside and avoided the attack, there was a loud crash when trunks hit all the junk on the floor. . It then ran tward the door and sat down , trunks cackled in victory as he made a grab for the dog. He fell outside with a thud, the door closing behind him. Trunks quickly got up and tried to open his door but it wouldn't open "fusucking dog open the door!!!!" trunks yelled at the top of his lungs, the response he got was a volume increse coming from the T.V. furious Trunks ran Toward mewlons house to get a spare key. when he got there a sign was up that said: "gone to drop off mail, be back at ??:??" letting out a sigh of frustration trunks took to the air in serch of: The Post office!!!(dumdumdumduuuuum!!!)
On the ground below, two (2) guys were looking up. one (1) was a latino guy holding a shotgun, the other one (1) was a young blond man with long ears, on his back was straped a sword and a sheild. "Ese, I bet you fifty (50)bucks that you cant shoot that big bird out of the sky" the latino guy told the blond guy, which gave him a stern look and then took out a bow and arrow. With one shot the blond guy took out the flying object. smiling he collected his fifty dollers. Soon the sirens of the cops could be heard, the latino guy panicked "hey listen man I gotta go, my sister would of loved you but...... uh gotta go" the latino guy said and ran away as the cops chased him. The young blond sighed and walked slowly through the strange city. His eye's spotted a human like figure on the floor, upon closer inspection he found the man was wounded with an arrow, his arrow."oh my gosh! Trunks!" said a female voice behind the blond guy. The blond guy turned around to face the female. "what happend? are you a friend of his?" the female asked. The blond guy just took out the fifty bucks and gave them to her. "what? no you keep this now just help me get him back to the apartments."
"OWWWW.........am I dead?" trunks said weakly as he found himself on the couch. "nope" said hellsion's voice behind him, "you'll be fine this isn't the first time I ,Hellsion, has stiched up wounds this bad, anyways this guy here is your new roommate by order of mewlon, his name is link, I gotta leave now. don't die cuz someone's gotta pay the rent." hellsion said and hurridly left out the door.Trunks got up slowly and looked at link, who was sitting at the table. "so you're my new roommate?..........wanna play soul calibur? Trunks asked link, who nodded.