A/N: Back with more Weakest link!! Enjoy and review if you like. Also any questions/ Themes for rounds will be appreciated. E-mail them to me! Bye Peeps
ROUND ONE: BEGIN
We find our heroes still trapped in the T.V studio ready to face the terror of the weakest link. After the introductions the mysterious voice (namely me) allowed a little break as everyone was still adjusting to this bizarre situation. During this break the mysterious voice had a bit of an idea ( pretty good for me) why don't we give the round a theme to make things, well, more interesting ..... HeHeHe!
MV: Hey peep's I'm back
ALL: -Groan-
MV: And there was me thinking you were pleased to see me!
SIRIUS: Of course were not. You've trapped us in everyone's worst nightmare!!!!!
MV: Really?!? COOL!!!
ALL: -Shake head-
MV: Ah don't act like that or I won't tell you my idea!
DRACO: (hopefully) Your going to let us go!!!
MV: No Way!! Actually it was that I've decided to theme the rounds, you know to make it more enjoyable
MINERVA: Who for? You or us!!
MV: Me and my readers mainly, but I suppose you might find some of it entertaining.
ALL: READERS!!!!!!!!
MV: (Sarcastically) Er.. yeah, what else do you think I do this for, the good of my health!!
SIRIUS: Jesus!!!!!!! You torture us for no particular reason other than you hate us!!!!!!
MV: Actually I love you all except Voldie, platonic for girls obviously.
REMUS:( Losing it slightly) THEN WHY THE HELL ARE YOU DOING THIS!!!!!!!!!
MV: Whoah Remus!!! I don't really know, I was bored, I needed something to do.
ALL: -Gawp at air- YOU WERE BORED, YOU ARE TORTURING US BECAUSE YOU WERE BORED!!!!!
MV: Er....Yeah
ALL: ..... PSYCHO!!!!!
MV: Thanks, that's the nicest compliment I've had all day
ALL: ..... PSYCHO!!!!!
MV: Enough chatter! You've had you break!! Now on with the show!!!...... Oh yeah before I forget the first round's theme is HAWAIIAN MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
HARRY & HERMIONE: UH-OH!!!
OTHERS: HUH??????
( Everyone is then magically put into costume, the girls have the hula skirts and bikini tops on, while the boys have HIDEOUS Hawaiian shirts and surfer shorts on)
ALL: AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH
MINERVA: This is so degrading
ALL (ADULT) MALES: Hey you look pretty good in that grass skirt thingy Minerva!!
MINERVA: (Glares murderously at all adult males) MV, I am so going to kill you when this is over
HERMIONE: -Glares at boys before they say anything-
MV: OKAY!! Round one begin
(Anne comes back on set)
ANNE: Great let's begin, you have three minutes starting with Draco as his name is first alphabetically.
DRACO: Woo I rule!!!
ANNE: Start the clock. Draco- what was the name of the Bulgarian seeker at the last Quidditch world cup?
DRACO: Easy, Viktor Krum
MV: -Muttering- Smug git
ANNE: Correct! Snape- where does the name Dumbledore originally come from?
SNAPE: -Fuming- How come I get the bloody hard ones!!!!!!!
MV: Because it's amusing to see you lose your rag
(A/N: For those of you not accustom to Northen English terminology RAGTEMPER, though you might appreciate that, PLEASE Don't take offence!!)
ALL: -Nod agreeingly-
SNAPE: -Glares- FINE I DON'T BLOODY KNOW, THERE YOU HAPPY NOW!!!!!!
ANNE: The correct answer is that it comes from the old English for bumblebee.
SNAPE: -REALLY losing it- HOW THE F$£ HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT
MV: SNAPE!!!! Watch your damn language or i'll shock you again
SNAPE: Er.. Sorry
ANNE: Better, Eh-Hem Voldie (Voldie glares) What is a Bezoar?
ALL BAR VOLDIE: That is soooo easy
VOLDIE: Er...Er..Er... pass
ALL: -Gawk at Voldie- WHAT!!!!
SNAPE: Even first years know THAT!!!!
HARRY: I thought he was supposed to be smart!!??!!
MV: Cunning yes!! Smart NOOOOOO!!!
VOLDIE: -glares at air-
MINERVA:(Really, REALLY P.O) SHUT UP AND GET A MOVE ON THE SOONER WE FINISH THE ROUND THE SOONER I GET OUT OF RIDICULOUS COSTUME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ANNE: Er.. Okay, Minerva- Name the writer of Macbeth, which portrays three witches in it?
MINERVA: Oh, oh oh I know this... we did it in Muggle studies, God that was a l-o-n-g time ago, Er.. William, William Shakespeare
ANNE: Correct, Er.. whats a Muggle??
MV: None magical person.
ANNE: Oh right. Remus- Who invented the sneakoscope?
REMUS: Hmm... It's Edgar Stroulgar
ANNE: Correct! Sirius- During what period was the wizard Merlin around?
SIRIUS: The medival Period??
ANNE: Correct!
SIRIUS: WOO in your face Snape I got mine right and you didn't -pulls tounge-
MV: Eh-hem, Sirius
SIRIUS: Whoops er.. sorry.
ANNE: Harry- what is the name of the potion that allows a werewolf to keep it's mind during a transformation?
HARRY: Oh.... The Wolfsbane Potion
ANNE: Correct! Hermione what is the name of the wizard Albus Dumbledore defeated in 1945?
HERMIONE: -sighs- The wizard Grindelwald
ANNE: Correct! Ron- What does the school motto 'Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titilandus' actually mean?
RON: -Grins triumphantly- Never tickle a sleeping Dragon
ANNE: Correct!
DRACO: BANK!!
ANNE: Draco (End of round music sounds)... Your out of time, I can't begin the question. In that round you managed to win a reasonable 700 Galleons?
MV: Wizard money
ANNE: Oh... I ask you, Who here has outstayed their welcome, who's intelligence is as bad as their hygiene
SNAPE: Hey!! That was aimed at me wasn't it!!!
ALL: -roll eyes- Er.. yeah DUH!!
ANNE: It's time to vote off the Weakest Link!!
MV: In that round Draco was the strongest link as her answered his question right and banked money for the team. The weakest link was Voldie as he got a simple question wrong and acted like a prat.
ANNE: Hey MV, you know after this is over do you want a job you are so much better than my usual guy.
VOICE OVER BLOKE: HEY!! YOU CAN'T SACK ME I'M AN ACTOR!!!!!
ANNE & MV: SHUT UP, SHE/I CAN SACK YOU IF SHE/I BLOODY WELL WANTS TOO!!!!!
VOICE OVER BLOKE: Fine –sniff- I know where I'm not wanted!
ANNE: GOOD! Now clear off.
SIRIUS: God! She IS evil.
ALL: -nod-
ANNE: Okay, time to reveal who you think is the weakest link
MINERVA: Voldie
REMUS: Voldie
SIRIUS: Voldie
HARRY: Voldie
HERMIONE: Voldie
RON: Voldie
DRACO: Voldie
VOLDIE: HEY!! You're a Slytherin your supposed to be on my side, I'm the heir of Slytherin
DRACO: Oh get over it!! You STUNK, enough said!!!
ANNE: Ah-Hem, can we please carry on with this.
SNAPE: Voldie
VOLDIE: -mutters- Why you little….
(gets shocked)
MV: I heard that Voldie, and that's classed as slagging off, and since I've already taken your wand I must resort to alternative methods. He-He-He!!
VOLDIE: I didn't even say it!!!
MV: Yeah but you were going to say it, so I prevented you from doing it
ALL: -Look very confused-
MINERVA: Did that make any sense
ALL: -Shake heads-
ANNE: Can we please finish, I need a cappachino
VOLDIE: Harry
HARRY: HEY!! What did I do, I got my question right.
VOLDIE: Please, as if it isn't obvious
HARRY: That is SOOOO childish, you vote me because I foiled your evil schemes
(A/N: Scooby Doo moment or what, all we need now is for Voldie to say 'And I would have succeeded if it weren't for that pesky kid'……… eh where was I, Whoops went a wee bit off topic there must be the caffine rambling- SOZ!)
ANNE: Minerva, why choose Voldie
MINERVA: Do I really have to give a reason?
MV: Er.. yeah, but you now have permission to slag him off
MINERVA: Really…… YES!!! –said very quickly- Okay he's an obnoxious S.O.B who is about as smart as a toenail clipping and couldn't string a complete
sentence together even if it was written in front of him –takes deep breaths-
ANNE: Anything else?
MINERVA: Oh yeah and he got an EASY question wrong
HARRY: Way to go Professor McGonagall!!
RON: YEAH! Power to the good guys
ANNE: Right Voldie with a unanimous vote you are the weakest link… GOODBYE!!!
(Voldie skulks off stage)
VOLDIE: -in background-I'll get you for this, no one humiliates Lord Voldie, er Voldemort and gets away with it MWAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!
MV: OH FOR GODS SAKE!!!
VOLDIE: -offstage- ARRRRGGGHHHH!!!! –has been shocked-
MV: Much better, he was planning several death attempts and since he was still in the studio it still counts!!!
ALL: YES!!! NICE ONE MV.
MV: Right now the rounds over, lets get rid of the costumes.
ALL: WOOOO THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!!!
MV: Alright don't be too happy about it. Anywho, time I believe, for a little break