ROUND TWO: THINGS ARE GETTING UGLY

Things are looking pretty bad for our heroes. Already certain rivalries are proving a bit of a strain. (Namely Sirius & Remus Vs Snape and Minerva Vs Snape.) Will they crack under these extreme conditions, who knows. The MV is taking bets on who's gonna try and kill Anne first, In a banzai* style way. If you're right you get nothing but that feeling of superiority He-He- He. Anyway several arguments have already broken out about the last round. Even though they managed to win a reasonable 700 Galleons. Will they do better? Will they do worse? It's all up to you….. and me of course since I'm writing the damn thing.

(* Banzai is a mad Japanese betting show on U.K TV- for those of you who didn't know, for those of you who did sorry for boring you)

MINERVA: SEVERUS IF YOU EVER CALL ME A STUPID WOMAN AGAIN I'LL ……..Why is every one staring at me?

ALL BAR SNAPE: We want to know what you're going to do to him

SNAPE: I don't, I REALLY don't

ALL: Shut up

SIRIUS: Professor please continue

MINERVA: I'LL TURN YOU INTO A FROG AND SELL YOU TO THE FRENCH AS AN OUDURVE

SIRIUS: Right… Er anything else

MINERVA: Well either that or I'll kick him in the goolies*

(A/N: *Private parts)

ALL MALES: OOOOOO harsh.

MINERVA: I know –smiles evilly-

HARRY: Professor McGonagall smiling !?!...... SCARY!!

ALL BAR SNAPE: -Nod- VERY scary!!!

SNAPE: What do you mean her smiling is scary. I'm more concerned about what she's going to do to ME!!!

RON: Yeah but nobody really cares about you do they?

(A/N: Snape lovers DON'T FLAME. I don't mean it really mean –cowering under rain of blows- r..ea..lly)

SNAPE: I need a hug

ALL BAR SNAPE: -Stare-

DRACO: I think his sanity has left the building

MV: REALLY!!

ALL: -Jump in shock- Will you please quit doing that!!

MV: NOPE!! Great! The more nutty you go the better

REMUS: Is it me or did the MV have a VERY disturbed child hood

ALL: -Nod-

MV: Er … excuse me MR I'M SO SMART. For your information I'm still living through my childhood so there

ALL ADULTS: YOU'RE A KID!!!!!!!!!!!

MV: Er.. YEAH, well not a kid, a teenager to be precise.

ALL ADULTS: -GROAN-

RON: WHOOH!! Power to the teenagers!!

ALL ADULTS: -glare-

SNAPE: This is unbelievable!! We thought you were an adult

MV: Oh come on, did you honestly think an adult is doing this – breaks into hysterical laughter-

(Ten minutes later)

MV: Right calmed down now, really ME an adult –sniggers- you guys crack me up. What did I have to tell you… Oh Yeah!! Time to go back on set

ALL: -Groan-

MV: And the theme for this round is….. Old Murder Mystery Movies. He-He-He- He-He-

ALL: ????????????

( With everyone feeling a tad confused (Including the author) they are put into their costumes. The girls are placed into those REALLY long, REALLY heavy dresses and the boys are all dressed up in posh, swanky suits. Except Snape who is dressed like a maid (A/N: Don't ask, because I have no idea, it just kind of occurred to me.))

SNAPE: AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

(A/N: Again Snape fans PLEASE don't hurt or flame me!!!)

ALL OTHERS: -burst into mad hysterical laughter-

RON: I think I'm scarred for life

HERMIONE: What do you mean THINK!?!?! I AM!!!!!

SIRIUS: (To Remus) God! what I wouldn't think for a camera right about now.

REMUS: I know -smiles evilly- Imagine the blackmail

BOTH OF THEM: -smile REALLY REALLY evilly-

DRACO: At least these are better than last time.

MINERVA: WHAT!!! I can barely stand up

DRACO: So your saying you'd rather have the Grass skirt thingy back on again!

MINERVA: NO!! I'm just saying it's JUST as bad as last time

DRACO: Sure Professor... I believe you, millions wouldn't

MINERVA: Malfoy when we get back you are getting about a month's detention

DRACO: WHAT FOR!!!!

MINERVA: Antagonising a teacher.

DRACO: Damn. Hey MV doesn't she get shocked for that?

MV: Er.. no, she's found a loop hole, I forgot to include detentions in the rules so she can do that. Anywho she's my FAV character so I wouldn't shock her anyway, unless I really had to.

DRACO: Ah what a drag!

(Anne comes back on stage)

ANNE: Oh GOD!! MV what did you come up with this time.

MV: Er.. Sorry Anne, I was reading Her2eternity's fic and I kinda felt inspired.

ANNE: Right.... But why a maid??

MV: -shrugs- Dunno, like I said Her2eternity inspired me for it. Read her fic and find out!! Though I would not advise Snape to read it coz hers is WAY worse than mine.

SNAPE: WHY!! WHY!! Why do people torture me

MV: Hey I do it because it's funny.....

ALL BAR SNAPE: -Nod-

MV: And Her2eternity loves (and I means LOVES) you as you will find out if you read her fics though I would advise you against it Snape, you might not be prepared for it.

(A/N: I AM NOT ADVISING READERS NOT TO READ HER WORK- READ IT, IT'S HILARIOUS SO HER2ETERNITY IF YOU READ THIS DON'T TAKE OFFENCE YOU RULE!)

SNAPE: Why?

MV: Do you really want to know?

SNAPE: -Shakes head-

ANNE: Can we PLEASE get on with the show.

MV: Sure, sorry for holding you up.

ANNE: Okay, In the last round you earned 700 Galleons. In this round ten seconds will be taken from the clock and we will start with Draco as he was the strongest link from the last round.

DRACO: WOO I rule, Gryffindor's drool!!!

(Get's shocked)

MV: That's counted as slagging off Draco

DRACO: Er.. sorry

ANNE: Right lets play the weakest link! (Mad music comes on) Start the clock. Draco- Give two of the four founders of Hogwarts?

DRACO: Salazar Slytherin and.. and.. Godric Gyrffindor

ANNE: Correct... Snape- Who created the Phillosophers Stone?

SNAPE: Nicholas Flammel

ANNE: -shocked- Correct. Minerva- Who was headmaster of Hogwarts before Albus Dumbledore

MINERVA: Armando Dippet

ANNE: Correct. Remus what is the art of being able to talk to snakes called?

REMUS: Parslemouth

ANNE: Or parsletounge correct. Sirius- Ludo Bagman played what position for the Windborne Wasps?

SIRIUS: If I remember correctly he was a... Beater

ANNE: Corrcet.

HARRY: BANK!!

ANNE: Right.. Harry- What is the name of the potion which allows a person to take on the apperance of another for a short amount of time?

HARRY: Polyjuice potion.

ANNE: Correct. Hermione- who is the author of Curses and Counter Curses?

HERMIONE: Professor Vindictus Veridian

ANNE: Correct. Ron- Which Dragon has the more deadly poison. Norwegian Ridgeback or Hungarian Horntail.

RON: Erm... er the Horntail

ANNE: Wrong. It's the Ridgeback

RON: Damn!

DRACO: Bank!!

MV: Draco you dolt, you can only bank if you have MONEY

DRACO: But I do!

MV: I mean on the show

DRACO: Oh ...Right!!

ANNE: Hey MV, your wasting time here and i get paid for asking questions and i ain't doing that at the moment, so cut out the arguement.

MV: HEY!! Don't you tell me what to do!!!!!

(Anne gets shocked )

ALL: WOOOOO go MV, down with the demon!!!!!!

ANNE: -Glares Vindictively-

MV: Opps I think I hacked her off

ALL: OPPS!!!! You know she's gonna take it out on us

MV: Er.. Yeah, I was kinda planning on that she was being too nice.

ANNE: HEY!! I am not nice!!

RON: If that's her being nice I'd hate to see her nasty.

ALL: -Nod in agreement-

ANNE: Anyway back to the show. Draco- Who is the head of Department of magical cooperation

DRACO: Er... Er.. Pass.

ANNE: The correct answer is Bartemius Crouch you little moron

MV: Looks like I REALLY hacked her off.

ALL: -Groan-

ANNE: Snape, you filthy git - What is the most important ingrediant of Polyjuice Potion?

SNAPE: A piece of the person

(A/N: That sounds nasty don't it, ah well)

ANNE: Correct. Minerva-

MINERVA: Whaaaaaaa!!!!!! -falls over backwards due to heaviness of the dress- BANK!!!

RON: -Laughs-

( End of Round music sounds)

ANNE: Nevermind. In that round you managed to bank a truly pathetic 320 Galleons. I implore you ditch the DUNG - bell

SNAPE: That was another dig at me wasn't it!!!!

ANNE: -sarcastic- Really you don't say. Lose the loser, time to vote off the weakest link.

MV: In that round Ron was the weakest link as he got his only question wrong. The strongest link was.... Oh your kiddin' me, oh they ain't gonna like that. The strongest link was .. Snape as he answere all his questions correctly. But lets see if the votes follow the facts.

ANNE: Time to reveal who you think is the weakest link

MINERVA: Ron, sorry Weasley

REMUS: Snape

SIRIUS: Snape

HARRY: Draco

HERMIONE: Draco

RON: Draco

DRACO: Ron

SNAPE: Ron

ANNE: It appears we have a tie

ALL: -Sarcastic- NOOOO

ANNE: -Glares- anyway in a tie, the strongest link casts the deciding vote. In this round it was Snape.

ALL BAR SNAPE & DRACO: -Groan-

ANNE: Snape who will you get rid of, Ron or Draco

SNAPE: Ron, for the no one really like you comment -nasty grin-

ANNE: Ron you ae the weakest link... GOODBYE

RON: Ah- well, see you guys later

( Walks off stage)

MV: Meanwhile backstage

( Ron is being asked a question)

RON: I don't know who'll get voted off next, but I hope Sirius beats up Snape.

MV: Hey I might just put that in.

RON: Really!!! Wa-Hooo!!

(Back in studio)

MV: Okay Peeps time for your break, I just gotta figure out a few things.

ALL: AH-HEM

MV: What? Oh right... the costumes -hear a click noise- there you happy now

(Costumes have gone)

ALL: NO!!

MV: Typical!! Anyway see you later. #