Ok, sorry about that slight cliffy from last time. But this is the new
chapter and I personally think that it is quite amusing, but then again I
can be very easily amused. Oh well, just read and enjoy.
Chapter 2,
Mad Dog!!!
As they began to walk through the woods, the girl quickened their pace. The path was twisting, with logs jutting out of the soil. All around them strange noises could be heard and they began to whisper to one another as they ran to keep up with this girl.
Kaoru: I don't trust that woman; we don't even know her name!!!
Sanosuke: Who cares, she's hot!
Kaoru: If we weren't running so hard right now I would beat your face in!
Sanosuke (Sano): Ohhhh, I'm soooo scared.
Kenshin: (Desperately trying to change the subject) I wonder how Yahiko is able to sleep so soundly even as we are running?
Sano: Lord I bet any guy could sleep soundly as long as he was in that girl's arms.
This time Kaoru managed to aim a swift kick at Sano's behind, which knocked him into a tree!
Yusuke: This is the weirdest day of my life!
Hiei: I know you're lying.
By now everyone had stopped running, except Kuwabara, who wasn't paying attention and flattened Hiei as he plowed into him.
Hiei: Get off of me you moron!!!
Kuwabara: (Looking up,) That's a big house.
The house's silhouette could be seen vaguely against the night sky. It more along the lines of a mansion! Jutting at least 140 feet, maybe more into the air this house was certainly not to be looked down upon! (Pardon my pun. HeeHee) The girl kicked open the front door and led every one in. A small fire glowed at the end of the hall. It was too dark to see anything though, so everyone followed the girl into a large room.
Girl: Everyone will have to sleep here for tonight. (She went over and opened a door, which seemed to be a closet and began throwing out pillows and spare blankets.) Just use these, we'll find out what to do about sleeping arrangements tomorrow.
She headed up a flight of stairs and left the rest to get comfortable, which was quite hard to do on account of the fact that Yahiko was snoring uproariously!
Botan: What a sad strange little woman.
As the girl reached the top floor she whispered into her dog's ear.
Girl: Watch them like a hawk, and don't let them catch you at it either!
The dog seemed to grin and slunk off.
Dawn broke clear and sunny, and birds could be heard serenading the sun from outside. Everyone began to stir.
Yukina: Ok, personally I would like to get acquainted with all of you as we wait for our host, if I'm not being too rude.
No one disagreed, so they took turns going around and introducing themselves. When the girl still hadn't come down after they finished they began to get restless. They started looking around and gasped as they noticed quite a large tree growing out of the floor. It was like one of those Bonsai trees except huge, and the ceiling directly over the tree was made of glass, but the rest of the ceiling was normal. There was a huge kitchen behind them and a large living room in front of them.
Keiko: I really don't think we should touch anything; it would be awful if we broke something!
Yusuke: Awwww, give it a rest Keiko, we're being very careful. see.
It was at this moment that Kurama noticed a large door at the end of the hall and went to open it. Now Kurama is a respectful guy and normally would never touch anything like that in someone else's house with out permission, but for some reason he had to touch it. He had to open it; there was just something strange about that door and the room behind it, he could feel it. Everyone began to drift over, and despite their efforts the locked door wouldn't budge, unless they did some serious damage to it, but they figured that wouldn't go over well with their host. Just then the dog came around the corner (it didn't care if it was seen it just decided that it was time to take these newcomers for a test drive!!) and began snarling uncontrollably at the people. The classical sweat drop forms on the back of their heads and they slowly turn to look. They were rather startled by this sight and forgot that some of them had super powers.
Kenshin: Nice doggy, now you wouldn't want to hurt us would you?
Kurama: Apparently it would! Now run!
The dog barked at them, its teeth barred, and saliva dripped from its mouth as it leapt at its quarry. They all ran screaming like mad out into the middle of the room and commenced to stupidly run round and round the tree. Finally Hiei realized that there was a tree above him and swung up into the branches.
Hiei: Everyone jump up! Dogs can't climb trees; we should be safe up here!
Everyone followed suit and swung up to safety.
Kuwabara: (He begins to point and laugh at the irate dog) Haha you can't get us nanny nanny booboo!
Dog: * Watch me! *
Suddenly several things happened at once, (that happens a lot in this story so get used to it!) the dog seemed to suddenly bound towards the tree and slightly blur out, reappearing on the branch in front of Kuwabara! His eyes bulged at the ferocious sight and he screamed like a little girl and fell from the tree. As he fell the dog leapt at him and missed, then crashing into Kenshin and knocking him to the floor on his back and already injured head! As Kuwabara fell he grabbed Hiei's sword hilt (Hiei was sitting next to him on the branch) and it flung out of its sheath pinning Yahiko to the tree! Hiei lost his balance and then fell on top of Kuwabara, shaking Yusuke's branch as he fell. Yusuke grabbed Kurama's feet and Kurama kicked him lose and they both fell on top of the other two. Yusuke landed on few branches, however on the way down, and hit a few tender spots. Sano then tried to get down to help Kenshin, but slipped and fell on everyone else and this whole time the girls have been screaming bloody murder and finally one of them slipped and brought the whole lot of them down on top of the tangled boys. (I can be so cruel!!) This whole time Kenshin had been fighting the dog; he had his sword sheath in the dog's mouth holding it away from his throat. However, the dog's two front paws were pressing down on Kenshin's chest, crushing his lungs. He had just started to black out from suffocation when the girl walked around the corner and gasped. She realized what was going on in an instant and snapped her fingers. The dog immediately let go of Kenshin and ran to the girl whining like a puppy. Everyone began to get up, slightly disturbed and bruised, but other wise ok, except for Kenshin who needed to lie down for a while.
Yusuke: That, that thing just tried to kill us!!!!!!!
Girl: Oh nonsense, she was just playing!
Everyone falls over on the floor.
Girl: Come on lets go eat breakfast.
She was wearing long baggy black pants and an exercise bra with a zipped up jacket over top, and her feet were bear.
Kaoru: (whispers to Shizuru) What is she wearing?
Shizuru: You wouldn't understand it's a popular fashion thing from where we're from.
As everyone came over to eat, Yusuke stopped and wouldn't sit down.
Yusuke: Hey miss.um.
Girl: My name's Sora, Sora Mitana.
Yusuke: Yeah, well, Sora, it seems that I've got bruises in places I never even knew existed, and sitting down right now isn't the most comfortable of positions!
Sora: Well then you can go eat outside, because I don't want you getting food all over my floor.
Yusuke left in a bad mood (you see it was freezing outside that morning) and went out onto the back porch to eat. Everyone then turned to look at Sora and her dog, which was chewing a bone on the floor and making a HUGE mess.
Yukina: Ummm, not to be nosey or anything Miss Sora, but if your dog is making such a big mess on your floor with its bone then why did you make Yusuke eat outside?
Sora: Hahaha! I didn't mean that I was just playing with him! Oh well, just leave him out there; he's almost done anyway.
As Yukina looked at the dog, the others began clearing their plates and Sora said that she would get them. So they all reluctantly went over to play with the dog and Yukina. It was then that they all realized how strange the dog really was. Its fur was a rusty red, and it was 4 feet tall and 4 feet long! It wheighed at least 500 pounds by Kenshin's judgment and it was all muscle! This dog also had vibrant green eyes, and its claws, well, they were like a cats, they could go in and out of the dogs paws, and its ears could swivel around at the craziest angles and catch even the slightest noise! The freakiest thing of all though was the dog's flexibility, its tail looked like a dogs, but was really long and flexible, its body was to, they knew this from the way the dog had moved in the tree. Just then, once Yusuke had rejoined them, Sora asked if they would like to see the house. She took them through the vast halls and spacious rooms, and they looked on in disbelief. Kenshin's gang was especially amazed, on account of the fact that they don't have electricity or air conditioners etc. Sora showed the girls to their rooms and the boys to theirs. The house was so large that by the time they had gotten through the bedrooms, bathrooms, and kitchen it was lunch- time. They went outside to eat their lunch and try to get everything straightened out. In other words, who everybody was, why they were here, and why was Yusuke's group and Sora in Kenshin's time period.
Chapter 2,
Mad Dog!!!
As they began to walk through the woods, the girl quickened their pace. The path was twisting, with logs jutting out of the soil. All around them strange noises could be heard and they began to whisper to one another as they ran to keep up with this girl.
Kaoru: I don't trust that woman; we don't even know her name!!!
Sanosuke: Who cares, she's hot!
Kaoru: If we weren't running so hard right now I would beat your face in!
Sanosuke (Sano): Ohhhh, I'm soooo scared.
Kenshin: (Desperately trying to change the subject) I wonder how Yahiko is able to sleep so soundly even as we are running?
Sano: Lord I bet any guy could sleep soundly as long as he was in that girl's arms.
This time Kaoru managed to aim a swift kick at Sano's behind, which knocked him into a tree!
Yusuke: This is the weirdest day of my life!
Hiei: I know you're lying.
By now everyone had stopped running, except Kuwabara, who wasn't paying attention and flattened Hiei as he plowed into him.
Hiei: Get off of me you moron!!!
Kuwabara: (Looking up,) That's a big house.
The house's silhouette could be seen vaguely against the night sky. It more along the lines of a mansion! Jutting at least 140 feet, maybe more into the air this house was certainly not to be looked down upon! (Pardon my pun. HeeHee) The girl kicked open the front door and led every one in. A small fire glowed at the end of the hall. It was too dark to see anything though, so everyone followed the girl into a large room.
Girl: Everyone will have to sleep here for tonight. (She went over and opened a door, which seemed to be a closet and began throwing out pillows and spare blankets.) Just use these, we'll find out what to do about sleeping arrangements tomorrow.
She headed up a flight of stairs and left the rest to get comfortable, which was quite hard to do on account of the fact that Yahiko was snoring uproariously!
Botan: What a sad strange little woman.
As the girl reached the top floor she whispered into her dog's ear.
Girl: Watch them like a hawk, and don't let them catch you at it either!
The dog seemed to grin and slunk off.
Dawn broke clear and sunny, and birds could be heard serenading the sun from outside. Everyone began to stir.
Yukina: Ok, personally I would like to get acquainted with all of you as we wait for our host, if I'm not being too rude.
No one disagreed, so they took turns going around and introducing themselves. When the girl still hadn't come down after they finished they began to get restless. They started looking around and gasped as they noticed quite a large tree growing out of the floor. It was like one of those Bonsai trees except huge, and the ceiling directly over the tree was made of glass, but the rest of the ceiling was normal. There was a huge kitchen behind them and a large living room in front of them.
Keiko: I really don't think we should touch anything; it would be awful if we broke something!
Yusuke: Awwww, give it a rest Keiko, we're being very careful. see.
It was at this moment that Kurama noticed a large door at the end of the hall and went to open it. Now Kurama is a respectful guy and normally would never touch anything like that in someone else's house with out permission, but for some reason he had to touch it. He had to open it; there was just something strange about that door and the room behind it, he could feel it. Everyone began to drift over, and despite their efforts the locked door wouldn't budge, unless they did some serious damage to it, but they figured that wouldn't go over well with their host. Just then the dog came around the corner (it didn't care if it was seen it just decided that it was time to take these newcomers for a test drive!!) and began snarling uncontrollably at the people. The classical sweat drop forms on the back of their heads and they slowly turn to look. They were rather startled by this sight and forgot that some of them had super powers.
Kenshin: Nice doggy, now you wouldn't want to hurt us would you?
Kurama: Apparently it would! Now run!
The dog barked at them, its teeth barred, and saliva dripped from its mouth as it leapt at its quarry. They all ran screaming like mad out into the middle of the room and commenced to stupidly run round and round the tree. Finally Hiei realized that there was a tree above him and swung up into the branches.
Hiei: Everyone jump up! Dogs can't climb trees; we should be safe up here!
Everyone followed suit and swung up to safety.
Kuwabara: (He begins to point and laugh at the irate dog) Haha you can't get us nanny nanny booboo!
Dog: * Watch me! *
Suddenly several things happened at once, (that happens a lot in this story so get used to it!) the dog seemed to suddenly bound towards the tree and slightly blur out, reappearing on the branch in front of Kuwabara! His eyes bulged at the ferocious sight and he screamed like a little girl and fell from the tree. As he fell the dog leapt at him and missed, then crashing into Kenshin and knocking him to the floor on his back and already injured head! As Kuwabara fell he grabbed Hiei's sword hilt (Hiei was sitting next to him on the branch) and it flung out of its sheath pinning Yahiko to the tree! Hiei lost his balance and then fell on top of Kuwabara, shaking Yusuke's branch as he fell. Yusuke grabbed Kurama's feet and Kurama kicked him lose and they both fell on top of the other two. Yusuke landed on few branches, however on the way down, and hit a few tender spots. Sano then tried to get down to help Kenshin, but slipped and fell on everyone else and this whole time the girls have been screaming bloody murder and finally one of them slipped and brought the whole lot of them down on top of the tangled boys. (I can be so cruel!!) This whole time Kenshin had been fighting the dog; he had his sword sheath in the dog's mouth holding it away from his throat. However, the dog's two front paws were pressing down on Kenshin's chest, crushing his lungs. He had just started to black out from suffocation when the girl walked around the corner and gasped. She realized what was going on in an instant and snapped her fingers. The dog immediately let go of Kenshin and ran to the girl whining like a puppy. Everyone began to get up, slightly disturbed and bruised, but other wise ok, except for Kenshin who needed to lie down for a while.
Yusuke: That, that thing just tried to kill us!!!!!!!
Girl: Oh nonsense, she was just playing!
Everyone falls over on the floor.
Girl: Come on lets go eat breakfast.
She was wearing long baggy black pants and an exercise bra with a zipped up jacket over top, and her feet were bear.
Kaoru: (whispers to Shizuru) What is she wearing?
Shizuru: You wouldn't understand it's a popular fashion thing from where we're from.
As everyone came over to eat, Yusuke stopped and wouldn't sit down.
Yusuke: Hey miss.um.
Girl: My name's Sora, Sora Mitana.
Yusuke: Yeah, well, Sora, it seems that I've got bruises in places I never even knew existed, and sitting down right now isn't the most comfortable of positions!
Sora: Well then you can go eat outside, because I don't want you getting food all over my floor.
Yusuke left in a bad mood (you see it was freezing outside that morning) and went out onto the back porch to eat. Everyone then turned to look at Sora and her dog, which was chewing a bone on the floor and making a HUGE mess.
Yukina: Ummm, not to be nosey or anything Miss Sora, but if your dog is making such a big mess on your floor with its bone then why did you make Yusuke eat outside?
Sora: Hahaha! I didn't mean that I was just playing with him! Oh well, just leave him out there; he's almost done anyway.
As Yukina looked at the dog, the others began clearing their plates and Sora said that she would get them. So they all reluctantly went over to play with the dog and Yukina. It was then that they all realized how strange the dog really was. Its fur was a rusty red, and it was 4 feet tall and 4 feet long! It wheighed at least 500 pounds by Kenshin's judgment and it was all muscle! This dog also had vibrant green eyes, and its claws, well, they were like a cats, they could go in and out of the dogs paws, and its ears could swivel around at the craziest angles and catch even the slightest noise! The freakiest thing of all though was the dog's flexibility, its tail looked like a dogs, but was really long and flexible, its body was to, they knew this from the way the dog had moved in the tree. Just then, once Yusuke had rejoined them, Sora asked if they would like to see the house. She took them through the vast halls and spacious rooms, and they looked on in disbelief. Kenshin's gang was especially amazed, on account of the fact that they don't have electricity or air conditioners etc. Sora showed the girls to their rooms and the boys to theirs. The house was so large that by the time they had gotten through the bedrooms, bathrooms, and kitchen it was lunch- time. They went outside to eat their lunch and try to get everything straightened out. In other words, who everybody was, why they were here, and why was Yusuke's group and Sora in Kenshin's time period.