ROUND THREE: SNAPE VS EVERYONE??

We find our hero's in the waiting room after a rather disasterous round. In which the team scored a pretty bad 320 Galleons. At the end of which Ron was voted off, much to Gryffindor disgust, so lets just say tempers are running high. In retaliation the Gryffindors.... er .. have gathered together to form a lynch mob in order to exact some vengence, so are things hotting up or WHAT??? Lets see how their getting on (He he)

SNAPE: Come on People... act rational..

MINERVA: Since when have we been rational people Severus. Okay Gryffindors.... On the count of three

SNAPE: .....EEP!!!!!

SIRIUS: -Grinning madly- This is gonna be SWEET!!!!!!

REMUS: - Also Grinning madly- I totally agree with you!!!

MINERVA: ONE!!!!!!!

HERMIONE: I NEVER thought I'd se the day when Prof McGonagall was leading a lynch mob against Snape.

HARRY: Me neither, but it's gonna be fun and we'll NEVER get another chance like this ever again!

MINERVA: TWO!!!!!

HERMIONE: Isn't this well ... a little bit.... wrong

SIRIUS: Oh be quiet Hermione!! your ruining a perfect moment..... I've wanted to do this for years!!!

HARRY: Well said Sirius... -Hermione glares at him- Sorry Herm but i'm with him...... this is far too good to miss

HERMIONE: -Happily- OKAY I'M CONVINCED!!!

MINERVA: THREE!!!!!!! CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!

SNAPE: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! -Runs trying to escape-

MINERVA: -Impatiently running after him- Oh take it like a man Severus!!

(All Gryffindors pounce on Snape)

SNAPE: MALFOY HELP ME!!!!!!

DRACO: NO WAY!!!!! This is way too entertaining!!!!

SNAPE: -Strangled cry- MALFOY!!!!!

(Snape is now getting seven shades of s*@% kicked out of him)

MV: Hey Peeps!!............ Uh oh..... I SHOULD have seen this coming and here's me not prepared!!!

SNAPE: -Muffled cry under bodies- MV HELP ME!!!!!!!

MV: -Yells- Okay EVERYONE STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Everyone freezes in place)

MV: Right nobody move!!!

(Footsteps echo and a flushing toilet is heard)

MV: Right back now!!!

DRACO: What was all that about??

MV: Er... toilet break... Anywho enough talk..... GOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

ALL GRYFFINDORS: WAHOOO FREE FOR ALL!!!!!!!!!!!

MV: Now this is entertainment -munches on popcorn-

After about twenty minutes the mysterious voice had to (Rather grudgingly) stop the fight due to powers greater than even herself. Namely her parents (who deplore of the violence- Snape got lucky this time) and the studio managers who gave us the usual threat of 'If there not out there in two minutes you can kiss the studio goodbye' so I had to bow down and wreck my entertainment (DAM!!) But we NEED the studio.

MV: Okay Peeps all feeling better now. Exacted some vengence, vented some frustration!!

ALL GRYFFINDORS: -happily- YEP!!!

SNAPE: NO!!!! I'm not feeling better at ALL!!

MV: Oh stop moaning.. you got what you deserved!

SNAPE: Fine, say what you like just help me next time!!

MV: - Sarcastic honesty- Sure Snape....... -mutters aside- ...NOT!

SNAPE: - Harshly- What was that!!!

MV: Er... Nothing. Anywho we gotta get on the set, the managers are going NUTS!!

(The guys enter the studio, all but Snape resonably cheerful -Anne enters-)

ANNE: Right i am NOT in a good mood.. someone swiped my popcorn and i am REALLY annoyed

ALL: -Look up at air-

MV: Er... Sorry Anne that was me... sorry, if it's any consoulation it went toward a good cause...

ALL: -Confused stares-

ANNE: Well that's no good! Thanks a lot MV that was my last bag

MV: Er.. yet again I apologise......... Anyway enough jabbering let's get going!

ALL: GROAN!!!

SIRIUS: Er... MV can I ask a question..?

ANNE: NO!! I ask the questions around here!!

MV: Anne SHUT UP! Of course you can Padfoot

HARRY: Aw....... she used your nickname Sirius

SIRIUS: Harry..... Shut Up!!

HARRY: Heh-heh-heh!!

MV: Anywho what did you want to ask?

SIRIUS: Erm... Well you know the money were... er winning?

MV: -unsure-Yeah.....

SIRIUS: So.... er what ae we going to do with it after you know all this is over..?

MV: Hmm, good question... if you give me a second all will be explained -Rustling paper is heard-

ALL: -Blank faces- ????

MV: Right here it is..... According to our agreement with Gringotts, 'The winner of "The weakest link" will be able to donate the money won to a charity which they feel is deserving of the money' so does that answer your question Padfoot!

SIRIUS: Er.. Yeah!

SNAPE & MALFOY: YOU WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!

MV: HUH?!?

DRACO: What about us we NEED that money!!!

MV: -Slightly annoyed- DRACO!! Don't be so DAMNED selfish!!

DRACO: Why not??

MV: -Even more annoyed- Because it's so MEAN, You big MEANIE!!!

MINERVA: Hey MV calm down, I think it's a great idea, give to the needy

SNAPE: -Mutters- You would.... (Gets shocked.... again) DAM you MV!!! (Get shocked 'sigh' yet again) - mutter mutinously-

MV: -Really REALLY annoyed now- Thank you very much Snape and Malfoy, your support is warming. If you couldn't tell I was being sarcastic. (Simpsons moment- he-he I Luv that show)

ALL: Right.....

MV: Well it's time to announce my theme for this round

ALL: GROAN!!!!

MV: And because certain people have been MEAN and put me in a VERY bad mood, I've decided to be nasty to EVERYONE -EVIL laugh-

ALL: EEPP !!!!

MV: The theme is Drag dressing MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

HARRY & HERMIONE: -Look TOTALLY Horrified- Uh... Oh

REMUS: Dare I ask...

HERMIONE: TRUST me you REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY DO NOT want to know!!!

MV: Yeah but they'll find out in a minute -clicks fingers-

ALL:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (A/N: Went REALLY over the top there, but it does show horridness of this scene- I LUV being evil HAHAHA)

ANNE: Are you TRYING to permanently warp my mind

MV: Er.. Maybe!! -Snigger-

(I am not going to descirbe the scene- Use your imagination it's just to -shudder- Horrid to write, even I amaze myself sometimes at my warped imagination)

MINERVA: For once I'm not complaining about the costumes, I think I got off pretty easy this time.

HERMIONE: I agree.

ALL MEN: -To shocked to speak- (A/N: And we all know why, If you don't look it up!!)

HARRY: This is SO degrading

DRACO: THAT'S IT. I'VE HAD ENOUGH. MV PUT ME BACK IN NORMAL CLOTHES RIGHT NOW OR MY FATHER'LL!!!!!!...................

MINERVA: Your Father'll do WHAT Malfoy??

DRACO: Er... Er..

MINERVA: Exactly NOTHING -Highly amused-

DRACO: Hey MV she's insulting me, why don't you shock HER!!

MV: As I have explained numerous times Minerva is my FAV character and I will not shock her unless ABSOULTELY nessicary. And secondly she didn't technically Insult anyone.

DRACO: Yet again DAM!!

MV: Stop complaining Draco, we all know this is what you get up to at home anyway .....

DRACO: WHAT!!!!!!! That Is SOOO no true

MV:.........-Whispers to Gryffindors- I have proof if you'd like it for blackmail.

ALL GRYFFINDORS: -Grin VERY evily-

SNAPE & DRACO: -Look bewildered-

MV: W..ell enough talk, On with the show!!!!!!!!

(Music comes on)

ANNE: Right after that rather horrid shock...

ALL MEN: DAM RIGHT A HORRID SHOCK!!!!!!!!

ANNE: We will start the round. As we all know Snape was the strongest link in the last round and so we'll start with him. Ten more seconds have been taken of the clock, which will start..... Now!!! Snape- How many registered Animagi have there been in the last century?

SNAPE: Er.. Erm.. Six??

ANNE: WRONG nancy boy it's seven

SNAPE: -Looks deeply offended-

MV: Looks like she's still bitter about the popcorn... Ah Well.....

ALL: GROAN!!

ANNE: Minerva- What is the main ingrediant of a Cofusion Concoction?

MINERVA: Erm..... Crap potions never was my strong point, er... Tumbleweed..?

ANNE: -Slightly surprised- Correct

MINERVA: -Haughtily- No need to sound so surprised Anne.

ANNE: Anyway Remus- What is the record score in a Quidditch match set by the Irish last year?

REMUS: Heh heh I know this 640- nil, I think.

ANNE: Correct! Sirius- What was the name of the first racing broom ever invented?

SIRIUS: Oh.. oh I know this. Er...... Er... Wait it's coming.. got it, POLARIS!

ANNE: Took you long enough!! But correct.

SIRIUS: Wooooooo, yes got it right!!

ANNE: Eh-Hem....

SIRIUS: Sorry...

ANNE: Right..

HARRY: BANK!!

ANNE: Harry- Which famed witch had a million selling hit with the song 'The love in your eyes'?

HARRY: I have no clue, I don't have the WRN, er Celestina Warbeck???

ANNE: -bitterly- Lucky guess, correct! Hermione- Who wrote 'Hogwarts a History'?

HERMIONE: Hah, EASY Aldebert Waffling.

ANNE: Correct! Draco- Who famously made the comment "Magic isn't the solution to all problems"?

DRACO: Some bloody idiot that's who!

ANNE: WRONG BLONDIE!! The correct answer is Starla Tyree.

DRACO: Not that moanin' old cow

ANNE: YES! that MOANIN' OLD COW as you so gracefully put it.

DRACO: Yeah and I know another one around here. -Suggestive glance in Anne's direction-

SNAPE: -Nods agreeingly and cracks neck- OWWWWWW!!!!!

MV: I'm gonna let that one pass Draco as you made Snape hurt himself

DRACO: PHEW!!!

ANNE: -REALLY annoyed- Snape you filthy layabout What is the correct term for a communicator with the dead? Geez that sounds creepy

SNAPE: -Gives a shudder- A necromancer

ANNE: Correct! Minerva- Which is the most powerful of all stunning spells?

MINERVA: The stupifeous or stupify spell -Mutters aside- and I know who I'll be using it on later

ANNE: Correct! Remus- How do you distinguish a vampire from a regular person?

REMUS: A Vampire has no reflection so hold a mirror in front of it.

ANNE: Correct! Sirius- What is the oldest known form of sleeping potion?

SIRIUS: The Morphian mixture.

ANNE: Correct!

HARRY: BANK!!

(End of round music goes)

ANNE: Right in that round you managed to bank a truly pitiful 250 Galleons, whose intelegence has wained thin. I implore you ditch the ditherer, chuck out your chintz. It's time to vote off the weakest link!!

MV: In the last round Draco was the weakest link as he got his questions wrong and lost the team the largest amount of money. The strongest link was Harry as he banked money and got all his questions right.

ANNE: It's time to reveal who you think is the weakest link!!

MINERVA: Snape –shoots dirty glance at him-

REMUS: Draco

SIRIUS: Snape

HARRY: Draco

HERMIONE: Draco

DRACO: Harry

SNAPE: Draco

DRACO: -to Snape- Why the hell did you vote me off!!

SNAPE: Because you made me crack my neck… enough said.

ANNE: Well Draco with four votes you are the weakest link …… GOODBYE

DRACO: Just you wait my father'll……

(Gets electric shock)

MV: Sorry couldn't resist!! –evil laugh-

ANNE: Right I'm off to the shops to get some more popcorn –shoots dirty glance at air-

1 MV –Sigh- I guess that means a break

ALL: EH –HEM

MV: Oh right –snaps fingers- I don't see the point though, you all looked cool

ALL: COOL ??? AS IF!!!!!!!!!