ROUND THREE: SNAPE VS EVERYONE??
We find our hero's in the waiting room after a rather disasterous round. In
which the team scored a pretty bad 320 Galleons. At the end of which Ron was
voted off, much to Gryffindor disgust, so lets just say tempers are running
high. In retaliation the Gryffindors.... er .. have gathered together to form a
lynch mob in order to exact some vengence, so are things hotting up or WHAT???
Lets see how their getting on (He he)
SNAPE: Come on People... act rational..
MINERVA: Since when have we been rational people Severus. Okay Gryffindors....
On the count of three
SNAPE: .....EEP!!!!!
SIRIUS: -Grinning madly- This is gonna be SWEET!!!!!!
REMUS: - Also Grinning madly- I totally agree with you!!!
MINERVA: ONE!!!!!!!
HERMIONE: I NEVER thought I'd se the day when Prof McGonagall was leading a
lynch mob against Snape.
HARRY: Me neither, but it's gonna be fun and we'll NEVER get another chance
like this ever again!
MINERVA: TWO!!!!!
HERMIONE: Isn't this well ... a little bit.... wrong
SIRIUS: Oh be quiet Hermione!! your ruining a perfect moment..... I've wanted
to do this for years!!!
HARRY: Well said Sirius... -Hermione glares at him- Sorry Herm but i'm with
him...... this is far too good to miss
HERMIONE: -Happily- OKAY I'M CONVINCED!!!
MINERVA: THREE!!!!!!! CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!
SNAPE: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! -Runs trying to escape-
MINERVA: -Impatiently running after him- Oh take it like a man Severus!!
(All Gryffindors pounce on Snape)
SNAPE: MALFOY HELP ME!!!!!!
DRACO: NO WAY!!!!! This is way too entertaining!!!!
SNAPE: -Strangled cry- MALFOY!!!!!
(Snape is now getting seven shades of s*@% kicked out of him)
MV: Hey Peeps!!............ Uh oh..... I SHOULD have seen this coming and
here's me not prepared!!!
SNAPE: -Muffled cry under bodies- MV HELP ME!!!!!!!
MV: -Yells- Okay EVERYONE STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Everyone freezes in place)
MV: Right nobody move!!!
(Footsteps echo and a flushing toilet is heard)
MV: Right back now!!!
DRACO: What was all that about??
MV: Er... toilet break... Anywho enough talk..... GOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
ALL GRYFFINDORS: WAHOOO FREE FOR ALL!!!!!!!!!!!
MV: Now this is entertainment -munches on popcorn-
After about twenty minutes the mysterious voice had to (Rather grudgingly) stop
the fight due to powers greater than even herself. Namely her parents (who
deplore of the violence- Snape got lucky this time) and the studio managers who
gave us the usual threat of 'If there not out there in two minutes you can kiss
the studio goodbye' so I had to bow down and wreck my entertainment (DAM!!) But
we NEED the studio.
MV: Okay Peeps all feeling better now. Exacted some vengence, vented some
frustration!!
ALL GRYFFINDORS: -happily- YEP!!!
SNAPE: NO!!!! I'm not feeling better at ALL!!
MV: Oh stop moaning.. you got what you deserved!
SNAPE: Fine, say what you like just help me next time!!
MV: - Sarcastic honesty- Sure Snape....... -mutters aside- ...NOT!
SNAPE: - Harshly- What was that!!!
MV: Er... Nothing. Anywho we gotta get on the set, the managers are going
NUTS!!
(The guys enter the studio, all but Snape resonably cheerful -Anne enters-)
ANNE: Right i am NOT in a good mood.. someone swiped my popcorn and i am REALLY
annoyed
ALL: -Look up at air-
MV: Er... Sorry Anne that was me... sorry, if it's any consoulation it went
toward a good cause...
ALL: -Confused stares-
ANNE: Well that's no good! Thanks a lot MV that was my last bag
MV: Er.. yet again I apologise......... Anyway enough jabbering let's get
going!
ALL: GROAN!!!
SIRIUS: Er... MV can I ask a question..?
ANNE: NO!! I ask the questions around here!!
MV: Anne SHUT UP! Of course you can Padfoot
HARRY: Aw....... she used your nickname Sirius
SIRIUS: Harry..... Shut Up!!
HARRY: Heh-heh-heh!!
MV: Anywho what did you want to ask?
SIRIUS: Erm... Well you know the money were... er winning?
MV: -unsure-Yeah.....
SIRIUS: So.... er what ae we going to do with it after you know all this is
over..?
MV: Hmm, good question... if you give me a second all will be explained -Rustling
paper is heard-
ALL: -Blank faces- ????
MV: Right here it is..... According to our agreement with Gringotts, 'The
winner of "The weakest link" will be able to donate the money won to a charity
which they feel is deserving of the money' so does that answer your question
Padfoot!
SIRIUS: Er.. Yeah!
SNAPE & MALFOY: YOU WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!
MV: HUH?!?
DRACO: What about us we NEED that money!!!
MV: -Slightly annoyed- DRACO!! Don't be so DAMNED selfish!!
DRACO: Why not??
MV: -Even more annoyed- Because it's so MEAN, You big MEANIE!!!
MINERVA: Hey MV calm down, I think it's a great idea, give to the needy
SNAPE: -Mutters- You would.... (Gets shocked.... again) DAM you MV!!! (Get
shocked 'sigh' yet again) - mutter mutinously-
MV: -Really REALLY annoyed now- Thank you very much Snape and Malfoy, your
support is warming. If you couldn't tell I was being sarcastic. (Simpsons
moment- he-he I Luv that show)
ALL: Right.....
MV: Well it's time to announce my theme for this round
ALL: GROAN!!!!
MV: And because certain people have been MEAN and put me in a VERY bad mood,
I've decided to be nasty to EVERYONE -EVIL laugh-
ALL: EEPP !!!!
MV: The theme is Drag dressing MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
HARRY & HERMIONE: -Look TOTALLY Horrified- Uh... Oh
REMUS: Dare I ask...
HERMIONE: TRUST me you REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY DO NOT want to
know!!!
MV: Yeah but they'll find out in a minute -clicks fingers-
ALL:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (A/N: Went REALLY over the top there, but it does
show horridness of this scene- I LUV being evil HAHAHA)
ANNE: Are you TRYING to permanently warp my mind
MV: Er.. Maybe!! -Snigger-
(I am not going to descirbe the scene- Use your imagination it's just to
-shudder- Horrid to write, even I amaze myself sometimes at my warped
imagination)
MINERVA: For once I'm not complaining about the costumes, I think I got off
pretty easy this time.
HERMIONE: I agree.
ALL MEN: -To shocked to speak- (A/N: And we all know why, If you don't look it
up!!)
HARRY: This is SO degrading
DRACO: THAT'S IT. I'VE HAD ENOUGH. MV PUT ME BACK IN NORMAL CLOTHES RIGHT NOW
OR MY FATHER'LL!!!!!!...................
MINERVA: Your Father'll do WHAT Malfoy??
DRACO: Er... Er..
MINERVA: Exactly NOTHING -Highly amused-
DRACO: Hey MV she's insulting me, why don't you shock HER!!
MV: As I have explained numerous times Minerva is my FAV character and I will
not shock her unless ABSOULTELY nessicary. And secondly she didn't technically
Insult anyone.
DRACO: Yet again DAM!!
MV: Stop complaining Draco, we all know this is what you get up to at home
anyway .....
DRACO: WHAT!!!!!!! That Is SOOO no true
MV:.........-Whispers to Gryffindors- I have proof if you'd like it for
blackmail.
ALL GRYFFINDORS: -Grin VERY evily-
SNAPE & DRACO: -Look bewildered-
MV: W..ell enough talk, On with the show!!!!!!!!
(Music comes on)
ANNE: Right after that rather horrid shock...
ALL MEN: DAM RIGHT A HORRID SHOCK!!!!!!!!
ANNE: We will start the round. As we all know Snape was the strongest link in
the last round and so we'll start with him. Ten more seconds have been taken of
the clock, which will start..... Now!!! Snape- How many registered Animagi have
there been in the last century?
SNAPE: Er.. Erm.. Six??
ANNE: WRONG nancy boy it's seven
SNAPE: -Looks deeply offended-
MV: Looks like she's still bitter about the popcorn... Ah Well.....
ALL: GROAN!!
ANNE: Minerva- What is the main ingrediant of a Cofusion Concoction?
MINERVA: Erm..... Crap potions never was my strong point, er... Tumbleweed..?
ANNE: -Slightly surprised- Correct
MINERVA: -Haughtily- No need to sound so surprised Anne.
ANNE: Anyway Remus- What is the record score in a Quidditch match set by the
Irish last year?
REMUS: Heh heh I know this 640- nil, I think.
ANNE: Correct! Sirius- What was the name of the first racing broom ever
invented?
SIRIUS: Oh.. oh I know this. Er...... Er... Wait it's coming.. got it, POLARIS!
ANNE: Took you long enough!! But correct.
SIRIUS: Wooooooo, yes got it right!!
ANNE: Eh-Hem....
SIRIUS: Sorry...
ANNE: Right..
HARRY: BANK!!
ANNE: Harry- Which famed witch had a million selling hit with the song 'The
love in your eyes'?
HARRY: I have no clue, I don't have the WRN, er Celestina Warbeck???
ANNE: -bitterly- Lucky guess, correct! Hermione- Who wrote 'Hogwarts a
History'?
HERMIONE: Hah, EASY Aldebert Waffling.
ANNE: Correct! Draco- Who famously made the comment "Magic isn't the solution
to all problems"?
DRACO: Some bloody idiot that's who!
ANNE: WRONG BLONDIE!! The correct answer is Starla Tyree.
DRACO: Not that moanin' old cow
ANNE: YES! that MOANIN' OLD COW as you so gracefully put it.
DRACO: Yeah and I know another one around here. -Suggestive glance in Anne's
direction-
SNAPE: -Nods agreeingly and cracks neck- OWWWWWW!!!!!
MV: I'm gonna let that one pass Draco as you made Snape hurt himself
DRACO: PHEW!!!
ANNE: -REALLY annoyed- Snape you filthy layabout What is the correct term for a
communicator with the dead? Geez that sounds creepy
SNAPE: -Gives a shudder- A necromancer
ANNE: Correct! Minerva- Which is the most powerful of all stunning spells?
MINERVA: The stupifeous or stupify spell -Mutters aside- and I know who I'll be
using it on later
ANNE: Correct! Remus- How do you distinguish a vampire from a regular person?
REMUS: A Vampire has no reflection so hold a mirror in front of it.
ANNE: Correct! Sirius- What is the oldest known form of sleeping potion?
SIRIUS: The Morphian mixture.
ANNE: Correct!
HARRY: BANK!!
(End of round music goes)
ANNE: Right in that round you managed to bank a truly pitiful 250 Galleons,
whose intelegence has wained thin. I implore you ditch the ditherer, chuck out
your chintz. It's time to vote off the weakest link!!
MV: In the last round Draco was the weakest link as he got his questions wrong
and lost the team the largest amount of money. The strongest link was Harry as
he banked money and got all his questions right.
ANNE: It's time to reveal who you think is the weakest link!!
MINERVA: Snape –shoots dirty glance at him-
REMUS: Draco
SIRIUS: Snape
HARRY: Draco
HERMIONE: Draco
DRACO: Harry
SNAPE: Draco
DRACO: -to Snape- Why the hell did you vote me off!!
SNAPE: Because you made me crack my neck… enough said.
ANNE: Well Draco with four votes you are the weakest link …… GOODBYE
DRACO: Just you wait my father'll……
(Gets electric shock)
MV: Sorry couldn't resist!! –evil laugh-
ANNE: Right I'm off to the shops to get some more popcorn –shoots dirty glance
at air-
1 MV –Sigh- I guess that means a break
ALL: EH –HEM
MV: Oh right –snaps fingers- I don't see the point though, you all looked cool
ALL: COOL ??? AS IF!!!!!!!!!
