A/N: Yay At LONG last the sixth round is here!!! Sorry to everyone who has been reading this, but I have been having some technical difficulties with the site and other junk  –goes off in homicidal rage- But WHO cares It's here and that's all that matters. Oh yeah and as an extra note this is THE longest chapter so far!! Sorry guys and gals but I hope you enjoy it all the same!!

Bye Peeps!! Again the random disclaimer about not owning the host still stands, although I would have even LESS chance than before of controlling this person!!

Round Six: Friends + Business = Chaos

Subtitled: SMAELL & Johnny

Hey Hey Peeps!! Back again with round six of the Weakest Link. And my, isn't the tension growing..? A large portion of said tension made itself known at the end of the last round when a fight broke out between Sybil and Minerva. Which Minerva clearly won

(SYBIL: She DID NOT!!!)

Sybil was then voted off and the remaining contestants managed to stash a pretty bad 250 Galleons. So let's see how they are getting on!

HARRY: This is SOOOO not fair!! How did I get stuck in here, with YOU!! –Glares at Snape-

SNAPE: I'm not entirely thrilled about it either Potter –Sniffs- I miss Sybil!

HARRY: -Looks slightly ill- Professor WHY did you feel the need to impart that information to me??

SNAPE: -Annoyed- SHUT UP POTTER!! Just because I had a better round than you!!

HARRY: -Indignant- WHATEVER!!!!! ……… Trelawney…… That's just NASTY!!!

SNAPE: YOU can't talk, playing tonsil hockey with MV's sister!! –Gets shocked- What the….?

MV: Snape!! Don't you DARE insult my sister like that!!

SNAPE: Sorry!

MV: Good that's better!

HARRY: I thought you two didn't get on?

MV: We don't really, well were not as bad as most siblings, most of the time we get on okay, except when she gets bossy… Then I hate her!

SNAPE: Then WHY do you stick up for her?? 

MV: It's the principle! I can put up with people taking the Michael out of me, but not my family or friends!

HARRY: REALLY!?! Well then… You're an irritating, irrational, vindictive… -Gets shocked- OW!! I thought you said you didn't mind being insulted!!!

MV: I lied –Smirks evilly-

HARRY: URGH WOMEN!!

SNAPE: It's a good job Minerva isn't here. Remember what happened after the first round!?

HARRY: -Has flashback.. Shudders- ULP! For once I agree with you Professor!

MV: -Slightly peeved- Er.. HELLO!! Do I have to go into a B-O-R-I-N-G lecture on feminist rights??

HARRY & SNAPE: PLEASE GOD NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

SNAPE: Anything but that!! ANYTHING!!!

MV: Really???

HARRY: WHY did you have to say that Professor!? Who knows what evil scheme she'll come with now!!

MV: -Hurt- That's MEAN Harry!! I'm not evil, I just have a very active imagination!!

HARRY: -Sarcastic- Sure MV …… -Cough- EVIL –Cough-

MV: -Glares Murderously- THAT IS IT MR POTTER!! I've had it up to HERE with you and your evil talk –Snaps fingers- Okay you wanted evil so you got it!! See how you like that!!!

HARRY: -Confused- Like what..? Nothings chang… -Notices that MV has handcuffed him to Snape- OH GOD NOOOO!!! This is just cruel!! I can put up with being in the same room as him, as long as it's NOT at this close proximity!!!

SNAPE: -Bitingly sarcastic and SERIOUSLY P'O- And I'M utterly thrilled Potter!!

HARRY: SHUT UP!!

SNAPE: -Glares-

HARRY: -Glares back-

MV: -Wails- The silence in here is deafening!! Arrgh!! Come on you two can't you just get along!?

HARRY & SNAPE: NOPE!!! –Glare at one another-

SNAPE: It goes against my nature!!

HARRY: It goes against my sanity!!

MV: Okay OKAY!!! I get the point! But I still ain't uncuffing you!

HARRY: You know I'd never thought I'd say this but I actually miss Anne!

SNAPE: -Gasps hopefully-WHY Potter!!?? Have you truly lost your mind!!!

HARRY: No I don't think so! But at least I'm not victimized when she's here!

SNAPE: And why pray tell is that??

HARRY: Because she's too busy making fun of you –Grins-

SNAPE: -Really REALLY P'O- Why you little…… -Does a 'Homer' style strangling on Harry-

HARRY: -Chokes and gasps for air-……… H..elp!!

MV: -Majorly annoyed- SNAPE!!!!!!! Stop that now!!! I will not have you maiming another member of this production!!!

-Shocks Snape and accidentally shocks Harry in the process-

SNAPE & HARRY: ARRRRGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

MV: WHOOPS!! –Whistles innocently- I forgot that metal conducts electricity er… Sorry Harry, my bad!

HARRY: -Glares at air- YOUR BAD INDEED!!!!!

MV: Ah QUIT your moanin'!! I said I was sorry!!

HARRY: HMPH!!

MV: -Sighs- You two sit tight, I've got some Floo calls to make!!

~Random amount of time passes by~

SNAPE: What time is it?

HARRY: -Aggravated- How the bloody hell should I know

SNAPE: -Shrugs jogging Harry's arm-

HARRY: Hey QUIT it!! –Yanks Snape's arm-

SNAPE: -Glares- No YOU Quit it!! –Yanks arm back-

HARRY: You! –Yanks arm-

SNAPE: You! –Yanks arm back-

HARRY: YOU! –Yanks arm-

SNAPE: YOU! –Yanks arm back-

HARRY: YOU!!!!! –Yanks arm-

SNAPE: YOU!!!!! – Yanks arm back-

HARRY: Hold on this is getting ridiculous! There has to be a better way of settling this!?

SNAPE: Suggestions? –Sneers- Although I won't expect much from you!

HARRY: -Glares- .. Slapsies??*

(*Slapsies- the classic game of attempting to slap your opponents hands, until one of you hit them. The successful person then gets to hit their unlucky opponent as hard as they like around the face.. Fun Eh?)

SNAPE: -Raises eyebrow- Slapsies.. Hmm … You're on Potter!!

HARRY: -Grins maliciously- You know you're gonna regret this don't you Professor?

SNAPE: -Sniffs haughtily- Hardly Potter.. Bring it on!!

~Five minutes later~

MV: Okay Guys I'm back!!

SNAPE: Whaa… -Looks shocked- OWW!! –Harry catches his hand-

HARRY: Haha Professor GOTCHA!!! Now I get to slap you round the face –Grins triumphantly-

SNAPE: Oh.. S*&%!! Thanks a lot MV!!

MV: Whoops!! –Whistles- Sorry Snape –Sniggers- But you have to take the forfeit!

HARRY: YES!!!

SNAPE: I REALLY wish you wouldn't encourage him MV!!

MV: So sue me!! –Grins- Proceed Harry!!

HARRY: ALRIGHTY!!!! –Draws back hand- Prepare to meet your doom Professor!!!

SNAPE: Potter you know you are SOOOOO in detention when we get back to Hogwarts!!

HARRY: Don't you mean 'IF' we get back! Anywho it's worth it!!! –Grins mischievously-

SNAPE: Oh MEGA S*&% -Harry brings his hand around full force and catches Snape around the jaw, knocking him backwards and dragging Harry on top of him due to the Handcuffs-

MV: -Thinks humorously- Now THIS seems familiar.. I wonder if I can make another successful pairing??

HARRY: MV THAT'S GROSS!!!!!!

SNAPE: That's… Just SOOOO wrong it's unimaginable

MV: -Laughs- That's rich coming from you two, who happen to be in the compromising position. Anywho I don't do that kind of fic anyway, well at least not for you two. –Smirks-

HARRY: Right .. –Looks worried- Well I'm about to remedy the compromising position comment! –Attempts to get up-

-At this PRECISE moment (Gotta love comic timing) Minerva and Remus emerge from the other room and stumble on the compromising position-

REMUS: -Looks traumatized-… Harry??…… Oh dear…

MIN: -Wide eyed- Okay.. Snape I could understand, but.. Potter?!?

HARRY: It's not what you think –Gets up hastily dragging Snape up with him-

MIN: -Eyes handcuffs- Sure Potter…… All the current evidence doesn't point to the clearly obvious. What's that saying…… You always hurt the one you love

HARRY & SNAPE: -Look EXTREMELY ill- I'M NOT GAY!!! AND I MOST CERTAINLY DO NOT LOVE HIM!!!! GROSS!!!!!

SNAPE: The handcuffs were MV's doing!! I CERTAINLY didn't ask to be attached to…

-Sneers- … him!

HARRY: -Glares- DITTO!!

MIN: See told you, they even agree with one another!

REMUS: -Still looks traumatized-

HARRY & SNAPE: -Glare at Minerva-

MV: As entertaining as this is we REALLY have to get one with this, so if you'll give this little argument a rain check…………

MV3: -Cuts in- HEY SMAELL!!!!

MV: -Groans- Can't ANYONE come in on cue!!! And don't you DARE call me that!!!

ALL: Who's that??

MV: -Exasperated- Your host for this round! It was either her or Gilderoy Lockhart, and I think I probably would have ended up killing him!!

ALL: -Wince- So who is she???

MV3: Oh can I introduce myself SMAELL!!! PPPPLLLLEEEAAAASSSSEEEEE!!!!

MV: For the LAST time don't call me that!!!! –Sighs- I suppose so. Knock yourself out!

MV3: Hi there guys the names Johnny's-eeyore, or just plain old Johnny. And if anyone makes a comment about me being a girl and having a boys name they will find themselves missing appendages!!! I also happen to be SMAELL's best friend!!

MV: Will you PLEASE stop calling me that!!! Okay guys and gals here she comes!!

-A tall girl with v. short black and red hair appears. She is dressed in black combats and a black t-shirt with a skull on-

JOHNNY: Hi guys!!!! –Waves at Snape-

MV: Oh yeah –cackles- there were a few things Johnny forgot to mention… she is the biggest Snape fan I have ever met… And she'd like to and I quote 'Pinch his fictional ass'!

SNAPE: -Looks slightly scared-

MV: I'd look scared too Snape. Remember I told you about Her2eternity –Snape nods- Well take her and multiply it by about a zillion and you get Johnny.

SNAPE: -Still looks scared- WHY???

JOHNNY: -Shrugs- I dunno? I've always had this thing for dark, mysterious, sarcastic, obnoxious types! –Grins-

MV: So like your good self the 'ey Johnny…?

JOHNNY: HEY!!! I am NOT obnoxious!!! So you shut your trap SMAELL!!

MV: AAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!! STOP CALLING ME THAT!!!!

HARRY: Er.. Johnny?? What exactly does SMAELL mean??

MV: -Growls threateningly- Johnny Don't you DARE!!!! I mean it I'll shock you!!

JOHNNY: It'll be worth it!! –Smirks evilly- Well SMAELL stands for 'Small and Elf Like'

–Gets shocked- OWW!!!

SNAPE: -Looks slightly happier at MV's discomfort- And WHY do you call her that?

JOHNNY: Well you see how tall I am (A/N: About 5.8)

ALL: -Nod-

JOHNNY: Well MV a.k.a SMAELL only just comes up to my shoulder, thereabouts!

(A/N: This is an accurate description –sigh-)

MIN: Well that explains the 'Small' but what about the 'Elf like'?

JOHNNY: I mean elf 'LOTR' elf, not elf 'House-elf' elf. She just reminds me of an elf, I dunno why she just does. I mean she has really long hair and is a bit of a know-all, but she just reminds me of an elf because she's weird.

MV: -Pouts- Thanks a lot Johnny for outing me for the freak that I am!! You KNOW I have a thing about my height! With friends like you who needs enemies??

JOHNNY: -Apologetic- AWWWW I'm sorry MV, but they did ask!!

MV: -Grins vindictively- I know, so it is they who will be receiving my vengeance!!!

JOHNNY: So what have I missed around here?

REMUS: -Looks ill- Well we found out that Snape wants Harry and vice versa!

JOHNNY: WHAT!!!!!! –Stares at Snape in shock-

SNAPE & HARRY: For the last time I DON'T WANT HIM!!! I'M NOT GAY!!! IT WAS MV'S DOING!!!!!!

JOHNNY: -Angry and upset- SMAELL!!!!!! WHY DID YOU DO THAT!! IT ISN'T TRUE!!! IT ISN'T TRUE!!!

MV: Why don't you get him to prove that point then –Raises eyebrow-

JOHNNY: -Grins- I'll do just that!!!! Come to me SEVY!!! –Advances on Snape-

SNAPE: GOD!!!! I hate that nickname!!!!! –Runs away dragging Harry who is still cuffed to him along the floor-

HARRY: Professor…… Watch out for the "THUNK" –Bangs head on table leg- … Table.

REMUS: -Winces- OUCH!!! That's got to hurt

JOHNNY: -Still chasing him- SEVY!! Come here PPLLEEEAAASSEEEE!!!

MIN: Sevy and Johnny sitting in a tree… K-I-S-S-I-N-G!! Ah revenge is oh so sweet!

REMUS: Do you have any idea how bad that sounds Minerva?

MIN: -Grins- YEP!!!

SNAPE: -Glares at Minerva and is tackled by Johnny- OUFF!!!!! –Lands on top of Harry- URGH!! Not this again!!

JOHNNY: Come on SEVY!!! You have to prove that you don't bat for the other team –Makes puppy dog eyes which never EVER fail-

SNAPE: -Thinks a moment- Okay then, if it gives them all the reasons they need to prove I'm not gay! –Pulls Johnny into a snog-

JOHNNY: -Punches air in victory-

HARRY: -Very raspy- C-can… you.. pl..ease get o..ff …me??

MV: -Smirking- I think NOW would be a good time to remove the handcuffs! –Clicks fingers-

HARRY: -Rather Muffled- Thanks MV –Extracts self from under Snape-

MIN: I think this is going a little far! SEVERUS! You have to allow her to breathe you know!!

SNAPE: -Flicks rude gesture in Minerva's direction, still snogging Johnny-

MV: -Wails- SNAPE!!! Please refrain from doing that!! It'll force me to up the rating and I can't be bothered!!

SNAPE: -Flicks rude gesture in MV's direction-

MV: -Slightly peeved- GRRRR……… Okay that does it!! I'm using my most evil weapon!!!

REMUS: -Shocked- WHAT!!! There is something more evil than the electric shock???

MV: -Evil- WAY more evil than that!! I give you … -Drum roll- …… The Wedgie!!!

HARRY: -Laughs manically and winces-

REMUS: -Utterly lost- The WHAT??!!??

HARRY: The Wedgie Professor. It's …… -Whispers in Remus's ear-

REMUS: -Laughs-… That's what it is……… SERIOUSLY –Harry nods, Remus cackles- MV please continue!!

MV: -Grins- You got it!! Okay Snape prepare for your WEDGIE!!! –Gives Snape a magical Wedgie ( MV: There is NO way in hell I would ACTUALLY touch his underpants)-

SNAPE: -Breaks away from Johnny hopping in pain- OOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW THE PAIN, THE PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ALL BAR JOHNNY: -Laugh-

JOHNNY: -Gasps for breath and Glares murderously- WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR SMAELL!!!!!!! I was enjoying that!!

MV: -Rolls eyes- Obviously! But he was suffocating you!! I don't want to lose my best friend!!

JOHNNY: Ah Whatever –Jumps on Snape again-

MV: -Groans rubbing temple- Oh LORD!!! Erm … you lot might want to go next door! Once she gets started… sheesh!! Well er… put it this way, you could be hanging around for a LONG time!

REMUS & MIN: -Groan-

HARRY: Geez!! We have Sybil the second!!

JOHNNY: -Hears comment and gets HIGHLY insulted (A/N: She HATES Sybil)- HEY!!!!! I'M NOTHING LIKE THAT BATTY OLD FRAUD!!!!!!!!! –Throws random object which hits Harry in the head-

MV: Er…… thanks Harry, I had NO idea how to break them up! –Heals head wound- Right now you two have so kindly parted can we please get on with the game?

ALL: Do we have to!?!

MV: YES!!! We have this bloomin argument EVERY round!! So just get out on stage NOW!!!

ALL: -Cower slightly and sigh- Fine!

MV: Oh yeah and before I forget, this rounds theme is the Circus –Cackles and snaps fingers-

-The contestants are changed into their rather 'unique' costumes. Remus is dressed in a funky ringmasters costume. Harry is dressed like a clown (JOHNNY: Accurate description) , Minerva like a trapeze artist and Snape… Well Snape is dressed like one of the old strongmen of yore (In other words a skimpy leopard skin leotard)-

SNAPE: -Looks outraged- WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS THIS!!!!!!!! –Points menacingly at costume-

MV: -Grins nervously- Er… that one wasn't MY idea. It was hers –Points at Johnny-

JOHNNY: -Grins evilly- Guilty as charged!! MV did say I was obsessed!!!

MV: -Smirks- That I did!! Now get on stage you lot, time is running out and people are getting impatient!!

HARRY: Yeah, yeah!! We hear you MV!!

-All rather unhappily go out onto stage-

JOHNNY: Okay guys, in the last round you earned 250 Galleons and Minerva was the strongest link!

–Sighs- In this round ten more seconds have been taken from the clock, and If you get a question wrong you get water bombed!! –Smirks evilly-

MV: -Caught off guard- WHAT!!!!! I didn't agree to that!!!!

JOHNNY: PWEASE!!!!! It'll be just like a wet t-shirt competition –Grins even more evilly-

MV: -Sickened slightly- And that DID NOT make your motives PAINFULLY obvious!!!

JOHNNY: Just admit you wouldn't mind if certain OTHER people got wet –Raises eyebrow suggestively-

MV: -Hotly- I have already had this discussion several rounds ago!!!!! So don't even GO there Johnny!!!!

JOHNNY: -Innocent eyes- Go where SMAELL? I didn't say anything. –Smirks-

MV: -VVVV Frustrated- GGRRRRRRR!!!!!! FINE!!!! DO WHAT YOU WANT!!!! JUST GET ON WITH THE DAM GAME!!!!!!!

JOHNNY: -Sighs mockingly- Fine! Okay time starts now! Minerva- Who was the first wizard to successfully perform the apparition spell?

MIN: Aberwith Havenport!

JOHNNY: Correct –Sulks- Remus –Evil grin- What is the main ingredient of a magical cough syrup?

(A/N: Don't ask! I was suffering from a SEVERE coughing attack when I wrote this question)

REMUS: Hmm…… I believe that would be Bee's honey obtained at a New Moon.

JOHNNY: Correct but…. –Lobs water balloon-.. You're still getting soaked!!

MV: Oh no you don't –Stops balloon mid air and flings it back-

JOHNNY: -(Just) dodges- Grrr……!! That one was for you!

MV: I don't care! Now get a move on!

JOHNNY: -Sulky- FINE!!! Harry- Under which Minister of Magic were the unforgivable curses made Illegal?

HARRY: Cor that's Bloomin hard!! I have no clue!! –Looks apprehensive-

JOHNNY: The correct answer is Minister Ehren Williams. –Brightens up considerably- YAY!!! Water bomb time! Bet you wish you'd paid more attention in History of magic 'ey Potter!! –Lobs balloon-

HARRY: -Gets drenched- URGH!!!! YUCKY DAMPNESS!!!!

JOHNNY: Direct hit WAHOO!!! Snape –Bats eyelids- Give three of the twelve uses of Dragon's Blood!

SNAPE: -Backs away slowly- Erm… As part of the Elixir of life, er… an addition to protection charms and as a toilet cleaner!

HARRY: NO WAY!! It can't be a toilet cleaner!!

MV: Hey! If coke (The drink) can be used to clean toilets* then I can't see why Dragons Blood can't!!

JOHNNY:  -Clears throat- EHEM!!! That is correct –quickly lobs balloon, soaking Snape- Oops… Hand slipped –Evil grin-

MV: -Groans- I should've seen THAT one coming!

JOHNNY:  -Looks delighted- Of course you should of! –Smirks-

MV: Right on with the game!

JOHNNY: Okay! Minerva- What was the final score of the recent Quidditch world cup final between Bulgaria and Ireland?

MIN: 180-170 to Ireland!

JOHNNY:  Correct! Remus- What was the name of the Chinese wizard who first invented the firework

REMUS: Blo Nup

 (A/N: I KNOW this is a very bad joke, but it's ALL I could think of! But you have to admit it's funny in a weird way –Grins-)

JOHNNY:  -Laughs- Correct! Harry- What was the first magical trade to accept apprentices?

HARRY: -Looks slightly unsure- Wand making!

JOHNNY: Correct –Sulks- Sevy..

ALL: -Snigger-

JOHNNY: Specifically how many Prisoners have been admitted to the Azkaban fortress since it was officially opened in 1943? –Makes a kissy face-

SNAPE: -Shudders at both question and face- Erm……… 213?

JOHNNY: -Looks shocked- Wow that's absolutely correct! –Attempts to fling another balloon but MV is ready and stops her- PARTY POOPER!! Minerva- what is the correct term for a wizards magic? His/ Hers essence if you will!

MIN: Oh…… I know this!!! MANA!!!

JOHNNY: Correct! Remus- What is the simplest form of the love potion?

REMUS: A pheromone potion –Shudders- I remember making those!

SNAPE: Me too. That was just NASTY –Shudders also-

JOHNNY: Pheromone potion…. Hmm there's an idea! –Evil grin-

MV: -Looks nervous- Uh oh! I seriously DO NOT want to know about that! Please just carry on with the game!

JOHNNY: -Sighs- Fine I'll tell you later then! A plan is forming!

MV: -Desperate- JOHNNY!! PLEASE!!! I've got bloody producers hounding me here!!

JOHNNY: Okay, OKAY!! Harry- Which precious stone is one of the most powerful magical aids?

HARRY: Quartz!

JOHNNY: Correct! Sevy!…

SNAPE: ARGGHH!!! BANK!! Please desist in calling me that!!

JOHNNY: Okay Sevy baby! –Snape groans and Johnny grins- What is the broomstick air speed record?

SNAPE: 235 mph!

JOHNNY: Correct!! And don't worry SMAELL I ain't gonna lob a balloon!

MV: PHEW!!

~Funky music goes~

MV: WHOOPS!! A little too much conversation that round.. Ah well –Shrugs-

JOHNNY:  Well in that round you earned 800 Galleons!! Well in guys –grins-!! But now I ask you who has outstayed their welcome? Who IQ is as big as their……

MV: -Cutting in quickly- JOHNNY!!!! You perverse little Madame!! I know where that was going and like I said before DON'T!!! Otherwise it'll force me to up the rating!!

JOHNNY: -Smirks evilly- You know me WAY to well MV!! Anywho it's time to vote off the weakest link!!

MV: At the end of that round Harry was the weakest link as he answered the most questions incorrectly! Snape –Groans- was the strongest link as he banked money and got all his questions correct! But will the votes follow the stats!

JOHNNY: Okay you lot! Time to reveal who you think is the weakest link!

MIN: Harry! Sorry Potter.

REMUS: Snape! –Glares-

HARRY: -Imitates Johnny- Sevy baby –Laughs hysterically-

JOHNNY: -Flings another water balloon at Harry, who shuts up after getting soaked a 2nd time-

SNAPE: -Smirks at Johnny- Harry!

REMUS: -Glares at Snape with a ' You are so gonna regret that' look-

JOHNNY: Okay it appears we have a tie!! So as usual the strongest link casts the deciding vote. And in this round it was … -Grins- Sevy!!

ALL: -Groan for various reasons-

HARRY: Well it was nice knowing you guys!

REMUS & MIN: -Nod-

JOHNNY: So Sevy, who do you want to get rid of? Your dear desirable self…

ALL: -Go green-

JOHNNY: -Glares- Or Harry?

SNAPE: Hmm let me think about it… DONE!! Bye Potter!

HARRY: -Jumps up in celebration- At Last!! Mercy, MERCY I'm FREE!!!!!!

MV: -Pouting- Geez there is no need to be so happy!!

HARRY: Oh but there is!! –Starts dancing round the stage-

JOHNNY: -Sighs- Well with two votes you are the weakest link……… Goodbye!!

-Harry practically runs off stage followed by Johnny who is pelting him with her entire stash of water bombs-

MV: -Sighs- Stop that Johnny!!

JOHNNY: -Sulks- Fine then ……… I'm not allowed any fun!!!

MV: Oh I wouldn't worry about that Johnny! You might be getting some fun very soon!! I'll talk to ya later about it!! –Grins evilly-

JOHNNY: -Grins evilly back- REALLY!!! ……Oh that sounds like a plan!!!

MV: -Still grinning- YEP!! But for now I'll spare you the details except that it will be VERY entertaining…… Well for you and me at least!!

ALL: -Groan-

MV: -Mafia style- AW SHADUPA YA FACE!! –Normal- Anywho Johnny, time for you to leave my friend!!

JOHNNY: AWWW!! Do I have to? –Puppy eyes-

MV: Unfortunately yes! Sorry mate!… Er do you want to say your goodbyes?

JOHNNY: HELL YEAH!!! –Runs over and pounces on Snape and 'Fornicate'-

MV: -Groans- DAM THAT GIRL!!! Erm …… Remus, Minerva I have a feeling that this is going to be a

L-O-N-G goodbye. So why don't you two head next door?

REMUS: What about the costumes?

MV: -Sighs- Okay I'll get rid of em' …… On second thoughts better leave Snape in his or Johnny will murder me! –Remus and Minerva shudder-

MV: -Clicks fingers- There you go!!

MIN: Thanks!  I think we'll just go next door -Grabs Remus by the hand and drags him next door-

MV: -Sigh- I think it's time to draw a curtain over these activities! Sheesh what madness have I brought upon myself!! –Stumbles off muttering incoherently-