Disclaimer: Not my sandpit I'm just playing.
Remus resisted the urge to be a goat; a pirate would be much easier and he already had a cape. He sighed – to be a goat! The noblest of creatures.
"Moony! My good friend! My best friend in fact, the noblest of men – "
"What do you want Sirius?" The words come out unintentionally harsh.
"The cape your mother made! I would look splendid in it! No woman could resist me."
The cape was handed over and the pirate idea was no longer achievable.
"Moony!" James, dressed as a bar wench, exclaimed, "What are you coming as?"
"A goat."
Resistance was futile.
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