Disclaimer: THEY'RE MINE! ALL MINE! I STOLE THEM FAIR AND SQUARE! WHAT
DO YOU HAVE TO SAY TO THAT!?!? HUH?! HUH!?
Lawyer: Ms. Nanashi, the court date will be...
Nanashi: ack! I WAS KIDDING! THEY'RE NOT MINE! HONEST!
Lawyer: *frowns, not believing her*
Nanashi: I swear! Gundam Wing and its characters belong to Bandai or something, not me! [*thinks*: I think it was Bandai...]
Lawyer: alright then... *walks away*
Nanashi: phew v.v
Warnings: ummmmmm... *thinks* .O well, let's see.. shounen-ai, that's guys liking guys... of course you probably got that from the first few chapters, right? well, yeah... I think so ^_^ language? heavens, no! well, I don't think so anyways... *blinks*
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Duo blinked a few times, okay this was weird.
"What's wrong with you guys!?" he demanded, as he was being dragged towards the mansion. Trowa holding one of his arms, Wufei holding the other.
"Nothing..." they both said, shortly.
"You guys never talked in unison before..." Duo pointed out, watching them, suspiciously.
Wufei gave Trowa a look. With a grimace, Trowa pushed Wufei back, spun around and gathered Duo in his arms.
"We want to be alone with you... is that a crime...?" he whispered, huskily. Duo's eyes widened.
"Whaat!?" he squawked. He struggled, "lemme go! LEMME GO! HALP! TROWA LE PEAU'S BACK!!!" Duo shouted.
Wufei bit his lip, trying not to laugh at the new 'alias' of Trowa's. Trowa shot the Chinese boy a look, daring him to push his luck. With a simple shrug, Wufei looked off in the other direction.
***
"Wait, wait, wait... Lemme get this straight..." Quatre said, slowly. "Trowa... and Wufei... are at the cherry tree, in a..." he paused, his face reddening.
Hilde nodded, "...in a kinky threesome!" she spat. "WITH DUO!" she got to her feet, glaring out the sliding glass door.
Quatre gently sat Hilde back down, then he sighed and shook his head. "But... that can't be possible, Hilde..." he argued.
"Why's that?" Hilde demanded.
"Well... for one thing, those two went through a lot with Heero... so, they wouldn't try and push their luck now, just because Heero's gone..." the blonde explained.
"What!?" Hilde gasped, "those two! With Heero!?"
Quatre blinked, then nodded, "well yes... Heero was a bit violent, and tended to over-react a bit, hence the reason Trowa and Wufei are so cautious now..."
"CAUTIOUS?! YOU CALL THAT CAUTIOUS!?" Hilde jabbed her finger towards the sliding glass door, pointing outside. Quatre raised an eyebrow, then glanced over his shoulder, seeing his fellow pilots.
"What..? What's the big deal?"
"Wh-what's the big deal!?" Hilde sputtered. "Don't you see that?!"
"Yeah... they're fighting... they always do that..." Quatre said, with a shrug.
"Then, I'll have to put a stop to it!" the former pilot declared. She got to her feet and stormed towards the door. Quatre sighed.
***
"GET OFF!"
"DUO! CALM DOWN! I'M KIDDING!" Trowa hollered.
"Oh... is that why you're SITTING ON ME?!" Duo yelled. Trowa sighed, and sat up, giving Wufei a look, who shrugged.
"Maybe it's best he think we're serious... that way he won't explain anything to the onna..." Wufei suggested. Trowa raised an eyebrow.
"You think so..?"
Wufei nodded. Thankfully, Duo was yelling too loud to hear them.
Wufei then raised an eyebrow, "I think you can get off of him..." he said, slowly.
"Huh?" Trowa asked, confused, then he looked down at Duo. "Oh... oops..." he got up and dusted off his pants. Duo lied there on the grass, panting.
"I'VE BEEN VIOLATED!"
"POOR BABY!" Hilde cried, and ran over, to him, and held Duo's head in her lap. She began making sweet, comforting cooes, as she smoothed Duo's bangs back. Duo blinked in confusion.
Why was everyone treating him like this, today!?
Wufei and Trowa glanced at each other. "Your turn..." Trowa mouthed. With a sigh, Wufei stepped up, and pulled Duo out of Hilde's lap and to his feet.
"Hey!" Hilde protested.
"What th..!?" Duo yelped. Then he blinked, staring into a pair of onyx black eyes, that were shining, with something... admiration? Not exactly. Affection...? Pretty close. Love? maybe..? Duo's eyes widened.
"Wu-chan...?" Duo said, slowly, cautiously.
"Hn?" Wufei asked, simply holding Duo close. Duo gulped. Okay, not good. This was really not good.
"Oh man..." Duo thought, nervously. "You can let me go now..!" he squeaked.
"And... if I don't..?" Wufei murmured. Duo swallowed. Who knew Wu-chan could take on a seductive kind of tone, like Trowa?
"THAT'S IT!" Hilde shouted, she grabbed Duo's braid, and yanked him out of Wufei's grasp.
"ACK!" Duo whirled around, "NO ONE TOUCHES THE BRAID!" he shouted. Everyone froze, shocked that Duo had an outburst.
"... Well, except for Hee-chan, Wu-chan, Tro-kun and Cat..." Duo ammended, "but besides that, no one else is allowed!"
"Why them?" Hilde asked, confused.
"Simply put, Wu-chan and Tro-kun wouldn't touch my hair, unless they had a good reason, so no worries there... Cat only touches my braid, so he can help me with my hair... and Hee-chan..." Duo explained.
"... Has a hair fetish..." Trowa and Wufei interrupted, in unison. Duo turned red, while Hilde gaped at them in shock.
***
Heero frowned, as he stared up at the Peacecraft palace. His eyes narrowed, as he loaded a clip into his 9mm. It was time. Relena would never interfere with him and Duo, ever again.
***
Wufei and Trowa both paced in the den, passing each other, over and over. Trowa's arms were folded, his head lowered as he walked back and forth. A classic look of a person thinking. Wufei's hands were latched behind his back, a pen in his mouth, which he unconsciously chewed on as he thought, as he walked back and forth.
"I've got it!" Trowa declared.
Wufei pulled the pen out of his mouth, giving Trowa a look. "You already had that idea..." he said, dryly.
Trowa frowned, thoughtfully, then he glared at Wufei, "how do you know?"
"You've been coming up with the same idea, every time you say, 'I've got it!'" the Chinese pilot said, with a roll of his eyes.
Trowa blinked, then sighed, "would my plan involve...?" he started to ask.
"... Throwing Hilde out the window, while she sleeps..? Yes, that's the same plan..." Wufei said, sourly. "You're almost as bad as Yuy, when he's jealous, Barton..."
Trowa grimaced, "okay, so I'm lacking in creativity..." he muttered. "Don't see you coming up with any ideas..."
Wufei leaned against the oak desk, his brow furrowed, thoughtfully. "I think we're going about this, all wrong..." he murmured, as he stared at the floor.
"What do you mean?"
"We put the moves on Duo, he runs... so, maybe..." he paused, chewing on a pen, still trying to put more thought into his idea. Then a devillish glint appeared in his onyx black eyes.
"What?" Trowa asked, curiously.
A sly smirk appeared on Wufei's face. "I have an idea..." he murmured.
***
Quatre sighed, seeing Hilde latching onto Duo's arms, trying to flirt with him. Duo was forcing a polite smile, and constantly changing the subject.
"Duo... you know your eyes are..."
"Speaking of eyes... I think I better go check on the pins..." Duo said, with a quick grin. He yanked his arm free, and ran to the livingroom.
Hilde blinked, then sighed, her shoulders slumping, "maybe I'm trying too hard..."
Quatre pursed his lips, not liking the sight of an enthusiastic person like Hilde being so glum. But, she was trying to interfere with Heero and Duo, by the looks of it. But, still...
"Heero... he thought he was trying too hard, too..." Quatre said, quietly. Hilde jerked her head up, staring at Quatre in surprise.
"What?"
"Heero... about a month ago, back at our old mansion... Heero had a huge thing for Duo, but Duo was oblivious to it... one of Duo's weird antics to get on Relena's nerves kind of pushed Heero's feelings over the edge."
Hilde blinked. Antics? Oh, must be talking about that kiss that Relena witnessed between Heero and Duo.
"Heero was then positive he loved Duo... the guy would always come to me, pouring his heart out... asking me for advice..." Quatre paused, and smiled, "when he wouldn't be threatening anyone, of course..." he added.
"So... Heero, and Trowa... and Wufei..? Are they..?" Hilde paused, unsure how to finish. Quatre raised an eyebrow, then shrugged.
"I think they're getting along fine, now... I hope... I do still hear their discussions, but I pay them no mind, since they don't happen that often, anymore..." Quatre said, with a shrug, and went back to reading the newspaper.
Hilde pursed her lips. Okay, what she gathered so far. Heero was a violent guy, he used to be in a relationship with Trowa, then Wufei... perhaps both at once. And now that they broke up, Trowa and Wufei want Duo. And whoever they want, Heero wants. But then... Duo seemed to genuinely like Heero. Okay, wait... this was getting confusing. Hilde furrowed her brow, her confusion growing. With a sigh of defeat, Hilde got up, and headed after Duo, ready to try again.
***
Duo yawned, as he stared at the TV, flipping mindlessly through the channels. Barely acknowledging Wufei's entrance. The Chinese boy strolled up, and plucked the remote control from Duo's hand.
"HEY!" the American protested.
Without a word, Wufei sat down, and flipped to the Documentary channel.
"Change it!"
Wufei glanced at him, smirked, then went back to watching TV.
"Wu-chan... I'm warning you... change it back!"
Wufei ignored him.
"Give me the remote then, Wu-chan..."
Still no reply.
Duo sighed, then grimaced as he looked at the TV. A documentary on the scarecrow's orgin?![1]
"Wu-chan! change it..!"
"Make me..." Wufei answered, coolly.
Duo stared in shock. "Is that a challenge, Wu-chan..?" he asked, incredulously. Wufei smirked.
"It is!" Duo gasped, then he grinned, devillishly. "Alright then..! I win, we watch what I wanna watch..?"
Wufei nodded. "Doubt you will, though..."
"Heh..." Duo said, with a confident smirk. Then he lunged at Wufei.
"WHOA!" Wufei exclaimed, as he was knocked over the arm of the sofa, to the floor.
***
Trowa smiled, as he watched the scene unfold, from upstairs. Wufei's plan was working well so far. Duo was very playful, and even moreso when he was encouraged. He grinned, as the remote flew from Wufei's hand. Neither pilots acknowledged it. Just continued their quiet, playful brawl.
***
Hilde gasped at the sight in front of her! Duo lying on top of Wufei, both were panting, and a bit flushed. Duo holding onto one of Wufei's wrists, Wufei holding onto one of his.[2] They both looked up at Hilde, surprise written all over their faces.
"Uhhh, hey Hilde..." Duo said, slowly.
"Wh-what's going on..?" Hilde asked, nearly hyperventilating.
"N-Nothing..."
"Doesn't look like nothing!" Hilde snapped.
Duo blinked and looked down at Wufei, then back at Hilde, "what's it look like then?"
Hilde's face flared, "exactly like it looks like!"
Wufei cleared his throat, "I think I better leave, Maxwell..." he muttered. Duo looked confused, but then he nodded, and let Wufei up.
Straightening his shirt, Wufei turned and walked out of the livingroom and up the stairs. Hilde stared after him, in shock. She just caught them in a passionate embrace!?
***
Wufei was trying very hard not to smile, as he walked upstairs. Then he grinned, as he walked up to Trowa, who stood in the hall, waiting patiently.
"Understand, now?" Wufei asked.
Trowa nodded, "I'm impressed..." he said, with a smirk.
"Alright... that's all we have to do, now..."
"Heero will not be pleased about all this..." Trowa commented.
"Heero can't get angry, either..." Wufei pointed out.
"Why's that?"
"Duo's usually the one who starts it... we'll merely be the ones to provoke it..."
Trowa smirked, "you're a devious one, Chang... I respect that."
Wufei smirked, "you better..."
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[1] not sure if there is such a thing... er, not mine? *shrugs, confused*
[2] Nanashi: a quick message from, Nanaki... go ahead...
Nanaki: WAI!!! *squeals* hentai thoughts! ^_______^
Nanashi: this has been a message from Nanaki... *shrugs*
Lawyer: Ms. Nanashi, the court date will be...
Nanashi: ack! I WAS KIDDING! THEY'RE NOT MINE! HONEST!
Lawyer: *frowns, not believing her*
Nanashi: I swear! Gundam Wing and its characters belong to Bandai or something, not me! [*thinks*: I think it was Bandai...]
Lawyer: alright then... *walks away*
Nanashi: phew v.v
Warnings: ummmmmm... *thinks* .O well, let's see.. shounen-ai, that's guys liking guys... of course you probably got that from the first few chapters, right? well, yeah... I think so ^_^ language? heavens, no! well, I don't think so anyways... *blinks*
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Duo blinked a few times, okay this was weird.
"What's wrong with you guys!?" he demanded, as he was being dragged towards the mansion. Trowa holding one of his arms, Wufei holding the other.
"Nothing..." they both said, shortly.
"You guys never talked in unison before..." Duo pointed out, watching them, suspiciously.
Wufei gave Trowa a look. With a grimace, Trowa pushed Wufei back, spun around and gathered Duo in his arms.
"We want to be alone with you... is that a crime...?" he whispered, huskily. Duo's eyes widened.
"Whaat!?" he squawked. He struggled, "lemme go! LEMME GO! HALP! TROWA LE PEAU'S BACK!!!" Duo shouted.
Wufei bit his lip, trying not to laugh at the new 'alias' of Trowa's. Trowa shot the Chinese boy a look, daring him to push his luck. With a simple shrug, Wufei looked off in the other direction.
***
"Wait, wait, wait... Lemme get this straight..." Quatre said, slowly. "Trowa... and Wufei... are at the cherry tree, in a..." he paused, his face reddening.
Hilde nodded, "...in a kinky threesome!" she spat. "WITH DUO!" she got to her feet, glaring out the sliding glass door.
Quatre gently sat Hilde back down, then he sighed and shook his head. "But... that can't be possible, Hilde..." he argued.
"Why's that?" Hilde demanded.
"Well... for one thing, those two went through a lot with Heero... so, they wouldn't try and push their luck now, just because Heero's gone..." the blonde explained.
"What!?" Hilde gasped, "those two! With Heero!?"
Quatre blinked, then nodded, "well yes... Heero was a bit violent, and tended to over-react a bit, hence the reason Trowa and Wufei are so cautious now..."
"CAUTIOUS?! YOU CALL THAT CAUTIOUS!?" Hilde jabbed her finger towards the sliding glass door, pointing outside. Quatre raised an eyebrow, then glanced over his shoulder, seeing his fellow pilots.
"What..? What's the big deal?"
"Wh-what's the big deal!?" Hilde sputtered. "Don't you see that?!"
"Yeah... they're fighting... they always do that..." Quatre said, with a shrug.
"Then, I'll have to put a stop to it!" the former pilot declared. She got to her feet and stormed towards the door. Quatre sighed.
***
"GET OFF!"
"DUO! CALM DOWN! I'M KIDDING!" Trowa hollered.
"Oh... is that why you're SITTING ON ME?!" Duo yelled. Trowa sighed, and sat up, giving Wufei a look, who shrugged.
"Maybe it's best he think we're serious... that way he won't explain anything to the onna..." Wufei suggested. Trowa raised an eyebrow.
"You think so..?"
Wufei nodded. Thankfully, Duo was yelling too loud to hear them.
Wufei then raised an eyebrow, "I think you can get off of him..." he said, slowly.
"Huh?" Trowa asked, confused, then he looked down at Duo. "Oh... oops..." he got up and dusted off his pants. Duo lied there on the grass, panting.
"I'VE BEEN VIOLATED!"
"POOR BABY!" Hilde cried, and ran over, to him, and held Duo's head in her lap. She began making sweet, comforting cooes, as she smoothed Duo's bangs back. Duo blinked in confusion.
Why was everyone treating him like this, today!?
Wufei and Trowa glanced at each other. "Your turn..." Trowa mouthed. With a sigh, Wufei stepped up, and pulled Duo out of Hilde's lap and to his feet.
"Hey!" Hilde protested.
"What th..!?" Duo yelped. Then he blinked, staring into a pair of onyx black eyes, that were shining, with something... admiration? Not exactly. Affection...? Pretty close. Love? maybe..? Duo's eyes widened.
"Wu-chan...?" Duo said, slowly, cautiously.
"Hn?" Wufei asked, simply holding Duo close. Duo gulped. Okay, not good. This was really not good.
"Oh man..." Duo thought, nervously. "You can let me go now..!" he squeaked.
"And... if I don't..?" Wufei murmured. Duo swallowed. Who knew Wu-chan could take on a seductive kind of tone, like Trowa?
"THAT'S IT!" Hilde shouted, she grabbed Duo's braid, and yanked him out of Wufei's grasp.
"ACK!" Duo whirled around, "NO ONE TOUCHES THE BRAID!" he shouted. Everyone froze, shocked that Duo had an outburst.
"... Well, except for Hee-chan, Wu-chan, Tro-kun and Cat..." Duo ammended, "but besides that, no one else is allowed!"
"Why them?" Hilde asked, confused.
"Simply put, Wu-chan and Tro-kun wouldn't touch my hair, unless they had a good reason, so no worries there... Cat only touches my braid, so he can help me with my hair... and Hee-chan..." Duo explained.
"... Has a hair fetish..." Trowa and Wufei interrupted, in unison. Duo turned red, while Hilde gaped at them in shock.
***
Heero frowned, as he stared up at the Peacecraft palace. His eyes narrowed, as he loaded a clip into his 9mm. It was time. Relena would never interfere with him and Duo, ever again.
***
Wufei and Trowa both paced in the den, passing each other, over and over. Trowa's arms were folded, his head lowered as he walked back and forth. A classic look of a person thinking. Wufei's hands were latched behind his back, a pen in his mouth, which he unconsciously chewed on as he thought, as he walked back and forth.
"I've got it!" Trowa declared.
Wufei pulled the pen out of his mouth, giving Trowa a look. "You already had that idea..." he said, dryly.
Trowa frowned, thoughtfully, then he glared at Wufei, "how do you know?"
"You've been coming up with the same idea, every time you say, 'I've got it!'" the Chinese pilot said, with a roll of his eyes.
Trowa blinked, then sighed, "would my plan involve...?" he started to ask.
"... Throwing Hilde out the window, while she sleeps..? Yes, that's the same plan..." Wufei said, sourly. "You're almost as bad as Yuy, when he's jealous, Barton..."
Trowa grimaced, "okay, so I'm lacking in creativity..." he muttered. "Don't see you coming up with any ideas..."
Wufei leaned against the oak desk, his brow furrowed, thoughtfully. "I think we're going about this, all wrong..." he murmured, as he stared at the floor.
"What do you mean?"
"We put the moves on Duo, he runs... so, maybe..." he paused, chewing on a pen, still trying to put more thought into his idea. Then a devillish glint appeared in his onyx black eyes.
"What?" Trowa asked, curiously.
A sly smirk appeared on Wufei's face. "I have an idea..." he murmured.
***
Quatre sighed, seeing Hilde latching onto Duo's arms, trying to flirt with him. Duo was forcing a polite smile, and constantly changing the subject.
"Duo... you know your eyes are..."
"Speaking of eyes... I think I better go check on the pins..." Duo said, with a quick grin. He yanked his arm free, and ran to the livingroom.
Hilde blinked, then sighed, her shoulders slumping, "maybe I'm trying too hard..."
Quatre pursed his lips, not liking the sight of an enthusiastic person like Hilde being so glum. But, she was trying to interfere with Heero and Duo, by the looks of it. But, still...
"Heero... he thought he was trying too hard, too..." Quatre said, quietly. Hilde jerked her head up, staring at Quatre in surprise.
"What?"
"Heero... about a month ago, back at our old mansion... Heero had a huge thing for Duo, but Duo was oblivious to it... one of Duo's weird antics to get on Relena's nerves kind of pushed Heero's feelings over the edge."
Hilde blinked. Antics? Oh, must be talking about that kiss that Relena witnessed between Heero and Duo.
"Heero was then positive he loved Duo... the guy would always come to me, pouring his heart out... asking me for advice..." Quatre paused, and smiled, "when he wouldn't be threatening anyone, of course..." he added.
"So... Heero, and Trowa... and Wufei..? Are they..?" Hilde paused, unsure how to finish. Quatre raised an eyebrow, then shrugged.
"I think they're getting along fine, now... I hope... I do still hear their discussions, but I pay them no mind, since they don't happen that often, anymore..." Quatre said, with a shrug, and went back to reading the newspaper.
Hilde pursed her lips. Okay, what she gathered so far. Heero was a violent guy, he used to be in a relationship with Trowa, then Wufei... perhaps both at once. And now that they broke up, Trowa and Wufei want Duo. And whoever they want, Heero wants. But then... Duo seemed to genuinely like Heero. Okay, wait... this was getting confusing. Hilde furrowed her brow, her confusion growing. With a sigh of defeat, Hilde got up, and headed after Duo, ready to try again.
***
Duo yawned, as he stared at the TV, flipping mindlessly through the channels. Barely acknowledging Wufei's entrance. The Chinese boy strolled up, and plucked the remote control from Duo's hand.
"HEY!" the American protested.
Without a word, Wufei sat down, and flipped to the Documentary channel.
"Change it!"
Wufei glanced at him, smirked, then went back to watching TV.
"Wu-chan... I'm warning you... change it back!"
Wufei ignored him.
"Give me the remote then, Wu-chan..."
Still no reply.
Duo sighed, then grimaced as he looked at the TV. A documentary on the scarecrow's orgin?![1]
"Wu-chan! change it..!"
"Make me..." Wufei answered, coolly.
Duo stared in shock. "Is that a challenge, Wu-chan..?" he asked, incredulously. Wufei smirked.
"It is!" Duo gasped, then he grinned, devillishly. "Alright then..! I win, we watch what I wanna watch..?"
Wufei nodded. "Doubt you will, though..."
"Heh..." Duo said, with a confident smirk. Then he lunged at Wufei.
"WHOA!" Wufei exclaimed, as he was knocked over the arm of the sofa, to the floor.
***
Trowa smiled, as he watched the scene unfold, from upstairs. Wufei's plan was working well so far. Duo was very playful, and even moreso when he was encouraged. He grinned, as the remote flew from Wufei's hand. Neither pilots acknowledged it. Just continued their quiet, playful brawl.
***
Hilde gasped at the sight in front of her! Duo lying on top of Wufei, both were panting, and a bit flushed. Duo holding onto one of Wufei's wrists, Wufei holding onto one of his.[2] They both looked up at Hilde, surprise written all over their faces.
"Uhhh, hey Hilde..." Duo said, slowly.
"Wh-what's going on..?" Hilde asked, nearly hyperventilating.
"N-Nothing..."
"Doesn't look like nothing!" Hilde snapped.
Duo blinked and looked down at Wufei, then back at Hilde, "what's it look like then?"
Hilde's face flared, "exactly like it looks like!"
Wufei cleared his throat, "I think I better leave, Maxwell..." he muttered. Duo looked confused, but then he nodded, and let Wufei up.
Straightening his shirt, Wufei turned and walked out of the livingroom and up the stairs. Hilde stared after him, in shock. She just caught them in a passionate embrace!?
***
Wufei was trying very hard not to smile, as he walked upstairs. Then he grinned, as he walked up to Trowa, who stood in the hall, waiting patiently.
"Understand, now?" Wufei asked.
Trowa nodded, "I'm impressed..." he said, with a smirk.
"Alright... that's all we have to do, now..."
"Heero will not be pleased about all this..." Trowa commented.
"Heero can't get angry, either..." Wufei pointed out.
"Why's that?"
"Duo's usually the one who starts it... we'll merely be the ones to provoke it..."
Trowa smirked, "you're a devious one, Chang... I respect that."
Wufei smirked, "you better..."
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[1] not sure if there is such a thing... er, not mine? *shrugs, confused*
[2] Nanashi: a quick message from, Nanaki... go ahead...
Nanaki: WAI!!! *squeals* hentai thoughts! ^_______^
Nanashi: this has been a message from Nanaki... *shrugs*