Disclaimer: nope, not mine... I love repeating it, that's all ^_^ rub
it in the lawyer's faces! mwahahahaha!
Warnings: *blinks* suggestive words are spoken... but it's not like that... just kinda... misunderstandings for Hilde's sake ^_^() honest... deathfic..? *grins* who knows..? Rather serious moment is in this one... gomen *bows in apology*
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It was the next morning, and Quatre had to deal with a rather jumpy, and somewhat obsessive girl.
"Hilde, please!" Quatre pleaded. "Stop imagining things! There is nothing going on between Trowa, Wufei, and Duo!"
"Lies! All lies!" Hilde snapped. She turned to Quatre, her eyes wild, darting back and forth. "I heard them... I see them... I can even smell them!" Okay, so she was exaggerating somewhat. But she could smell their soap, shampoo and such. And that was only if she were really close. But that was beside the point..!
Quatre sighed. "Have you been getting any sleep?" he asked, slowly.
Hilde shook her head. "No... if I sleep, I'll hear them... I'll hear them getting it on...!!!"
Quatre grimaced. Hilde was insane, now. He opened his mouth, ready to try and reassure Hilde there was nothing more than friendship between pilots 02, 03, and 05. Until...
"C' mon, Wu-chan... give it to me!" Duo pleaded.
"No... you shouldn't have said all those things..." Wufei said, sounding impatient.
"What? Last night..? Hey, I was just kidding..."
"Well, it was still a blow to the ego..."
"I'm sorry... but it's true... it was, and is, too big..."
"I happen to like it like that!"
"Wu-chan, c' mon... it looks kinda scary that way..."
"It's not like I can do anything about it..!"
"They have specialists now..."
"No, I won't... you don't like it, too bad... deal with it..."
"You like to see me in pain, don't you...?"
"Duo..."
"No, hey, it's no big deal... it's yours, not mine..." then footsteps. Duo was walking away, now.
"Duo... wait..." Wufei's steps running after him. "I'll... okay, fine... who is this specialist..?"
"Really?! Hey great, Wu-chan! Things'll be better this way, trust me!"
"I am..."
"Cool, let's go to your room, and we'll figure things out from there..!"
A small laugh came from Wufei. Then they were walking away. Hilde was white as a sheet. Her eyes wide, her jaw dropped. She whirled around to face Quatre, "TELL ME YOU HEARD ALL THAT!"
Quatre shrugged, "that discussion's been going on for a while now..."
Hilde balled her hands into fists, "AND IT DOESN'T BOTHER YOU!?"
Quatre shrugged, again. "It's not my place to say anything..."
Hilde let out a scream of anguish, and stormed away.
Then Duo walked into the kitchen. "Hey Duo... how'd it go?" Quatre asked, with a smile.
"Went fine, Cat... I convinced Wufei to let me take that ghastly eyesore of a shirt of his to a taylor, to get it fitted..."
Quatre laughed, "I hope you don't call it that, in front of him..."
"I had to... that shirt hurts my eyes, I told him last night..."
"If it hurts your eyes, then why are you getting it fitted for him..?"
Duo shrugged, "he seems to really like it... and if I get it fitted for him, there'll be less material to look at..." Duo winked, as he grinned, "or maybe they can lighten the color a bit..." He grabbed the phonebook, and headed back upstairs.
Quatre laughed, "always with the angles, huh, Duo?"
"Better believe it..." Duo called.
***
"Relena, I can't do this!" Hilde hissed into the phone.
"Why not!?"
"Because! I have way more competition than YOU originally thought!"
"What do you mean!?"
"I can't possibly compete with Trowa, Wufei, AND Quatre!"
"WHAAT!?"
"It's like this... Trowa has this whole seductive thing goin on, which Duo seems to really, REALLY like! And Wufei, well... he's not as cool and collected as we thought, apparently he's playful, in the sack! And Duo likes that! And there's Quatre! Duo likes his shyness! IT'S ALL TOO MUCH, RELENA!"
"Quiet, Hilde! Don't yell my name! Those guys can't know you're with me..."
"I showed up in a pink limo! I think it's kind of obvious!"
"Anyone see it?"
"I dunno!"
"Then, see!?"
"Miss Relena..." Pagen's voice said, slowly.
"Pagen, I'm on the phone..."
"Male caller..."
"Tell him to wait..."
"Messy brown hair, 'bluest of blue' eyes..."
CLANG! Hilde cringed, holding the phone away from her ear. "Ow! RELENA, DON'T DROP THE PHONE! Relena..?"
Running footsteps.
Then Pagen spoke, "she's running to greet her caller..."
Click.
Hilde scowled, "damnit, Relena!" she growled. Then she slammed the phone down, and started pacing. She had to think. She had to think of something.
***
Relena rushed down the hall, and looked into the foyer. "Heero!" she gasped, her eyes wide, seeing Heero, standing at the door, looking very good in a black button-down shirt over a blue tanktop, and black jeans. His eyes were cold and hard. But Relena ignored that.
"Heero..."
"Relena..."
Relena ran down the stairs, ready to embrace the man who came all this way to be with her! Only to get a 9mm aimed directly at her forehead. Heero's eyes narrowed.
"I've had it with you, Relena... I'm sick of you obsessing over me... I only saved your life because you were the only person capable of bringing peace... and just because I know of your skills, doesn't mean I'm in love you, I'm merely acknowleding them..."
Relena's eyes widened, her pupils shrinking[1]. "Heero..?"
"Say my name one more time..." Heero growled.
"I... I don't understand... Everything that happened... in space..?"
"You wouldn't listen... I assumed if you were closer, you would accept that I had to fight..."
Relena swallowed, "Hee..."
Heero undid the safety catch of the gun, the satisfying click practically daring Relena to finish the word, the name, she tried to say.
"Why!? Why're you doing this!?" Relena screeched.
"Because! You won't take 'no' for an answer!" Heero shouted. A rare occurance. His eyes flashed, "I don't love you, Relena! Never have, never will... I have no intention of living out the rest of this peaceful time by your side... I'm with the person I want to be with..."
"Who... Who... Hee..." Relena paused, remembering the gun. "Who, then..?"
"Duo... Duo Maxwell... I am here to kill you, Relena... because you keep interfering with my happiness, and I want you to stop..."
"But... I do love you!"
Heero's eyes turned hard, "if you did, you would want me to be happy... Duo makes me happy..."
"IT'S NOT FAIR! I MET YOU FIRST!!!"
Heero's eyes widened, "what!? You met me first!?!?" he then started to laugh. A low taunting, scoffing laugh. He looked at her, with a small smirk, "that's hardly the issue, here..."
"Miss Relena..?"
"Pagen! Call... call security... Duo Maxwell drove Hee... HIM to insanity..." Relena said, slowly.
Heero frowned. "Pagen, touch the phone, call for help, do whatever... give me a reason to shoot her..." he challenged. Not taking his eyes off the pacifist. Pagen never moved, shrugging.
"Wanna know why I didn't kill Duo...? He was a liability, Relena... he was expendable, and he knew it... yet even when I went to kill him, he was smiling at me... expecting it. That's when I realized how strong my feelings for him actually were... he was strong, Relena... he did have his weak moments, but he hid it under a cheerful mask."
"Wh-when did you...?"
"When did I start caring for him..?"
Relena nodded, slowly.
"When he rescued me... got me out of the OZ hospital... He didn't have to... but he did..."
"So, it's just a game of favors..."
"No, Relena! He did it because he wanted to become friends, allies, with me! It was his persistance, his energy, his smile that made me want to live! You did nothing! You did nothing for me! Can you accept it now?!"
"No! I refuse..." Relena sniffed, looking away.
Heero narrowed his eyes, "then... omae o korosu."
***
"There! See, looks better on you, don't it!?" Duo said, cheerfully. Wufei frowned, and tugged at the sleeves.
"It's too small..."
"What? C' mon, Wu-chan... it fits you just right..."
"Doesn't mean I like it..."
"Wu-chan...!"
"Sorry, Duo..."
Trowa grinned, as he watched the scene unfold from the door.
"Fine, fine... where'd you get it? I'll buy you another one..." Duo said, impatiently.
"No, you already had this fitted... it's enough... thank you..." Wufei said, with a shrug.
"Too bad! If you don't like it, then take it off..."
"Duo..."
"No! Take it off..."
"Not now, okay?"
"Damnit, Wu-chan! Take it off! I haven't got all day!"
"Have you no patience?!"
"Not when you're involved! Now take it off!"
Trowa started to laugh, as Duo leapt at Wufei. Both were rolling around on the floor. Duo tugging at the shirt, Wufei trying to hold him off.
"TAKE IT OFF!"
"I said no!"
"Wufei!"
"Why now!!??"
"Because, you weren't satisfied with THIS outcome!"
Trowa grinned, then he blinked, and glanced down, at Hilde. Oops, he thought. Then he bit his lip, the look on her face. It was priceless!
"OMIGOD!!!" Hilde screamed.
Duo and Wufei froze, and looked over at Hilde. "Hey Hilde..." Duo greeted, slowly, stradling Wufei and still holding his shirt. Wufei blinked.
"YOU'RE EXHIBITIONISTS!?!?!"
"Huh!?"
Hilde pointed at Trowa, "FOR HIM, EVEN!!!???"
"Hey, Hilde... waitasec, whatever you're thinking, it's not what it looks like..." Duo said, slowly. Hilde barely heard him, as she glared at Trowa.
"YOU PERVERT!" she yelled.
Trowa shrugged, with a small smirk, "gotta get my kicks, somehow..." he said, in a low seductive voice. Hilde released another scream of anguish, and stormed off.
Duo blinked, and sat up, scratching his head, "what's with her?"
Trowa and Wufei shrugged. "Who knows..?" they both said, curtly. Duo blinked, and didn't notice the small grin between his fellow pilots.
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[1] heh, I think people know the expression I'm referring to... yep, 'scared/confused Relena', that very annoying, and ugly expression... ugh! heh, I'm an anti-Relena supporter ^_^()
***~~~***
Nanaki: ooh, angsty-ish!
Nanashi: *anime sweatdrops* was that angst!?!?!
Nanaki: *shrugs* any endnotes?
Nanashi: I WROTE ANGST!?!?!?!?
Nanaki: take that as a "no"... sorry for the long wait, people... Nanashi hit a BIG slump this time! *nods*
Nanashi: WAS THAT ANGST!?!?!?
Nanaki: *shrugs and waves around her almighty spoon of hentai* LONG LIVE 5+2!!! WAI! ^_^
Nanashi: IT WAS ANGST, WASN'T IT!?!?
Warnings: *blinks* suggestive words are spoken... but it's not like that... just kinda... misunderstandings for Hilde's sake ^_^() honest... deathfic..? *grins* who knows..? Rather serious moment is in this one... gomen *bows in apology*
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It was the next morning, and Quatre had to deal with a rather jumpy, and somewhat obsessive girl.
"Hilde, please!" Quatre pleaded. "Stop imagining things! There is nothing going on between Trowa, Wufei, and Duo!"
"Lies! All lies!" Hilde snapped. She turned to Quatre, her eyes wild, darting back and forth. "I heard them... I see them... I can even smell them!" Okay, so she was exaggerating somewhat. But she could smell their soap, shampoo and such. And that was only if she were really close. But that was beside the point..!
Quatre sighed. "Have you been getting any sleep?" he asked, slowly.
Hilde shook her head. "No... if I sleep, I'll hear them... I'll hear them getting it on...!!!"
Quatre grimaced. Hilde was insane, now. He opened his mouth, ready to try and reassure Hilde there was nothing more than friendship between pilots 02, 03, and 05. Until...
"C' mon, Wu-chan... give it to me!" Duo pleaded.
"No... you shouldn't have said all those things..." Wufei said, sounding impatient.
"What? Last night..? Hey, I was just kidding..."
"Well, it was still a blow to the ego..."
"I'm sorry... but it's true... it was, and is, too big..."
"I happen to like it like that!"
"Wu-chan, c' mon... it looks kinda scary that way..."
"It's not like I can do anything about it..!"
"They have specialists now..."
"No, I won't... you don't like it, too bad... deal with it..."
"You like to see me in pain, don't you...?"
"Duo..."
"No, hey, it's no big deal... it's yours, not mine..." then footsteps. Duo was walking away, now.
"Duo... wait..." Wufei's steps running after him. "I'll... okay, fine... who is this specialist..?"
"Really?! Hey great, Wu-chan! Things'll be better this way, trust me!"
"I am..."
"Cool, let's go to your room, and we'll figure things out from there..!"
A small laugh came from Wufei. Then they were walking away. Hilde was white as a sheet. Her eyes wide, her jaw dropped. She whirled around to face Quatre, "TELL ME YOU HEARD ALL THAT!"
Quatre shrugged, "that discussion's been going on for a while now..."
Hilde balled her hands into fists, "AND IT DOESN'T BOTHER YOU!?"
Quatre shrugged, again. "It's not my place to say anything..."
Hilde let out a scream of anguish, and stormed away.
Then Duo walked into the kitchen. "Hey Duo... how'd it go?" Quatre asked, with a smile.
"Went fine, Cat... I convinced Wufei to let me take that ghastly eyesore of a shirt of his to a taylor, to get it fitted..."
Quatre laughed, "I hope you don't call it that, in front of him..."
"I had to... that shirt hurts my eyes, I told him last night..."
"If it hurts your eyes, then why are you getting it fitted for him..?"
Duo shrugged, "he seems to really like it... and if I get it fitted for him, there'll be less material to look at..." Duo winked, as he grinned, "or maybe they can lighten the color a bit..." He grabbed the phonebook, and headed back upstairs.
Quatre laughed, "always with the angles, huh, Duo?"
"Better believe it..." Duo called.
***
"Relena, I can't do this!" Hilde hissed into the phone.
"Why not!?"
"Because! I have way more competition than YOU originally thought!"
"What do you mean!?"
"I can't possibly compete with Trowa, Wufei, AND Quatre!"
"WHAAT!?"
"It's like this... Trowa has this whole seductive thing goin on, which Duo seems to really, REALLY like! And Wufei, well... he's not as cool and collected as we thought, apparently he's playful, in the sack! And Duo likes that! And there's Quatre! Duo likes his shyness! IT'S ALL TOO MUCH, RELENA!"
"Quiet, Hilde! Don't yell my name! Those guys can't know you're with me..."
"I showed up in a pink limo! I think it's kind of obvious!"
"Anyone see it?"
"I dunno!"
"Then, see!?"
"Miss Relena..." Pagen's voice said, slowly.
"Pagen, I'm on the phone..."
"Male caller..."
"Tell him to wait..."
"Messy brown hair, 'bluest of blue' eyes..."
CLANG! Hilde cringed, holding the phone away from her ear. "Ow! RELENA, DON'T DROP THE PHONE! Relena..?"
Running footsteps.
Then Pagen spoke, "she's running to greet her caller..."
Click.
Hilde scowled, "damnit, Relena!" she growled. Then she slammed the phone down, and started pacing. She had to think. She had to think of something.
***
Relena rushed down the hall, and looked into the foyer. "Heero!" she gasped, her eyes wide, seeing Heero, standing at the door, looking very good in a black button-down shirt over a blue tanktop, and black jeans. His eyes were cold and hard. But Relena ignored that.
"Heero..."
"Relena..."
Relena ran down the stairs, ready to embrace the man who came all this way to be with her! Only to get a 9mm aimed directly at her forehead. Heero's eyes narrowed.
"I've had it with you, Relena... I'm sick of you obsessing over me... I only saved your life because you were the only person capable of bringing peace... and just because I know of your skills, doesn't mean I'm in love you, I'm merely acknowleding them..."
Relena's eyes widened, her pupils shrinking[1]. "Heero..?"
"Say my name one more time..." Heero growled.
"I... I don't understand... Everything that happened... in space..?"
"You wouldn't listen... I assumed if you were closer, you would accept that I had to fight..."
Relena swallowed, "Hee..."
Heero undid the safety catch of the gun, the satisfying click practically daring Relena to finish the word, the name, she tried to say.
"Why!? Why're you doing this!?" Relena screeched.
"Because! You won't take 'no' for an answer!" Heero shouted. A rare occurance. His eyes flashed, "I don't love you, Relena! Never have, never will... I have no intention of living out the rest of this peaceful time by your side... I'm with the person I want to be with..."
"Who... Who... Hee..." Relena paused, remembering the gun. "Who, then..?"
"Duo... Duo Maxwell... I am here to kill you, Relena... because you keep interfering with my happiness, and I want you to stop..."
"But... I do love you!"
Heero's eyes turned hard, "if you did, you would want me to be happy... Duo makes me happy..."
"IT'S NOT FAIR! I MET YOU FIRST!!!"
Heero's eyes widened, "what!? You met me first!?!?" he then started to laugh. A low taunting, scoffing laugh. He looked at her, with a small smirk, "that's hardly the issue, here..."
"Miss Relena..?"
"Pagen! Call... call security... Duo Maxwell drove Hee... HIM to insanity..." Relena said, slowly.
Heero frowned. "Pagen, touch the phone, call for help, do whatever... give me a reason to shoot her..." he challenged. Not taking his eyes off the pacifist. Pagen never moved, shrugging.
"Wanna know why I didn't kill Duo...? He was a liability, Relena... he was expendable, and he knew it... yet even when I went to kill him, he was smiling at me... expecting it. That's when I realized how strong my feelings for him actually were... he was strong, Relena... he did have his weak moments, but he hid it under a cheerful mask."
"Wh-when did you...?"
"When did I start caring for him..?"
Relena nodded, slowly.
"When he rescued me... got me out of the OZ hospital... He didn't have to... but he did..."
"So, it's just a game of favors..."
"No, Relena! He did it because he wanted to become friends, allies, with me! It was his persistance, his energy, his smile that made me want to live! You did nothing! You did nothing for me! Can you accept it now?!"
"No! I refuse..." Relena sniffed, looking away.
Heero narrowed his eyes, "then... omae o korosu."
***
"There! See, looks better on you, don't it!?" Duo said, cheerfully. Wufei frowned, and tugged at the sleeves.
"It's too small..."
"What? C' mon, Wu-chan... it fits you just right..."
"Doesn't mean I like it..."
"Wu-chan...!"
"Sorry, Duo..."
Trowa grinned, as he watched the scene unfold from the door.
"Fine, fine... where'd you get it? I'll buy you another one..." Duo said, impatiently.
"No, you already had this fitted... it's enough... thank you..." Wufei said, with a shrug.
"Too bad! If you don't like it, then take it off..."
"Duo..."
"No! Take it off..."
"Not now, okay?"
"Damnit, Wu-chan! Take it off! I haven't got all day!"
"Have you no patience?!"
"Not when you're involved! Now take it off!"
Trowa started to laugh, as Duo leapt at Wufei. Both were rolling around on the floor. Duo tugging at the shirt, Wufei trying to hold him off.
"TAKE IT OFF!"
"I said no!"
"Wufei!"
"Why now!!??"
"Because, you weren't satisfied with THIS outcome!"
Trowa grinned, then he blinked, and glanced down, at Hilde. Oops, he thought. Then he bit his lip, the look on her face. It was priceless!
"OMIGOD!!!" Hilde screamed.
Duo and Wufei froze, and looked over at Hilde. "Hey Hilde..." Duo greeted, slowly, stradling Wufei and still holding his shirt. Wufei blinked.
"YOU'RE EXHIBITIONISTS!?!?!"
"Huh!?"
Hilde pointed at Trowa, "FOR HIM, EVEN!!!???"
"Hey, Hilde... waitasec, whatever you're thinking, it's not what it looks like..." Duo said, slowly. Hilde barely heard him, as she glared at Trowa.
"YOU PERVERT!" she yelled.
Trowa shrugged, with a small smirk, "gotta get my kicks, somehow..." he said, in a low seductive voice. Hilde released another scream of anguish, and stormed off.
Duo blinked, and sat up, scratching his head, "what's with her?"
Trowa and Wufei shrugged. "Who knows..?" they both said, curtly. Duo blinked, and didn't notice the small grin between his fellow pilots.
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[1] heh, I think people know the expression I'm referring to... yep, 'scared/confused Relena', that very annoying, and ugly expression... ugh! heh, I'm an anti-Relena supporter ^_^()
***~~~***
Nanaki: ooh, angsty-ish!
Nanashi: *anime sweatdrops* was that angst!?!?!
Nanaki: *shrugs* any endnotes?
Nanashi: I WROTE ANGST!?!?!?!?
Nanaki: take that as a "no"... sorry for the long wait, people... Nanashi hit a BIG slump this time! *nods*
Nanashi: WAS THAT ANGST!?!?!?
Nanaki: *shrugs and waves around her almighty spoon of hentai* LONG LIVE 5+2!!! WAI! ^_^
Nanashi: IT WAS ANGST, WASN'T IT!?!?