Author's Note: Thank you, Splout, but I seem to have mistaken leather for another material. Forgive me. Most chapters are PG in this but this chapters PG-13, just in case.

Chapter 16: I never knew dates could be so hard!

Cyborg was looking at his communicator while walking. What was he doing? Tracking down the couples. Why? For revenge and for laughs. He was going to sabotage the dates.

in the cinema

"Well, that was a nice movie" Sapphire said when the credits rolled.

"Actually, it was a horror movie about flesh eating monsters. Pa-the-tic!"

Sapphire glanced at Raven. She was shivering.

"Raven? Are you... scared?"

"N-no" Raven said a little too quickly.

Sapphire looked her in the eyes. Her eyes didn't show her emotions. She hid them well. But Sapphire, too, had done that before. He looked deeper into her eyes.

"You are scared, aren't you?" he whispered softly "c'mon, you can tell me"

Raven slowly nodded. "Yes, I am" she whispered so softly Sapphire almost couldn't hear her.

"Well, why don't we watch another movie? Except maybe not horror. A movie with a general genre"

Raven nodded her head.

They walked outside to the ticket booth and bought two tickets. They walked back inside.

A mysterious figure followed. Cyborg. He watched the couple walk into one of the movie rooms. He ran up to the place they put the movies in. He took out the movie. Then he searched through his bag and found the thing he was going to replace it with. A movie with a genre that he knew that two Goths like Sapphire and Raven would get freaked about.

Sapphire and Raven were talking out chalkras, when the opening for the movie played.

They stopped talking and turned to face the screen. Their eyes widened and their mouths dropped.

"This is not the general movie we are supposed to be watching. This is a-a-a-a romance movie. No, it's not even that! I-It's one of the Sex Education movies. Someone must have switched it" Raven said in horror. It was a very graphic Sex Ed movie about the first word of it.

"Ahh! It burns! My eyes! They burn like the deepest fires of hell! Ahh! Bad images! Turn it off! Turn it off!" yelled Sapphire.

No one answered. Everyone in the room, except Raven and Sapphire, were making out.

"You people sicken me! There is something seriously wrong with you!" yelled Sapphire.

"Sapphire! Can we get out of here!?! I feel like I'm gonna hurl!" asked Raven, hurriedly.

"Gladly!"

The two rushed out of the room and into the mixed bathroom (boys and girls can go in). Sapphire patted her lightly on the back as she hurled. Afterwards, he helped in cleaning her face so that vomit wasn't there anymore.

"Thank you, Sapphire. Eww, yuck! My breath smells like Beast Boy's feet!"

Sapphire handed Raven some mints.

"Once again, thank you" Raven said, swallowing the mints "You are a miracle worker!"

"Just doing my job"

"And what is that?"

"To keep my girlfriend happy, of course!"

"I'm your..."

"Yup"

"But we've only been one lunch date and this date wasn't very good because someone put an interrelate movie on instead of the right movie. How can we be..."

Raven was interrupted by Sapphire who kissed her, mouth to mouth. Lights exploded, toilets flew and people ran, screaming, out of the cinema. They were terrified at the noise of exploding lights and at the sight of flying toilets.

'I best get out of here. I think my work here is done!' Cyborg thought. He had no idea that his movie had brought them closer together. He pulled out his communicator. 'Party downtown, huh?'

At the party downtown

"Hiya Beast Boy!" Prue yelled over the booming music. She was wearing a tight, sparkly pink dress that looked new. She was also carrying a handbag and wearing pink, glittery high heels.

"Hi Ma-" Beast Boy was interrupted by Prue embracing him in a hug. He blushed furiously; though May-Lin acted like her actions were normal.

"C'mon, let's dance!" May-Lin said, taking Beast Boy with her.

"I-uh-oka-whoa!"

"Oh! I love this song!" said an eager Prue.

"Prue? Why are you so-uh-happy all of a sudden?" asked a frightened Beast Boy.

"Well...this is really embarrassing...but...you see...this is my first date that I chose to go on and...I'm a bit nervous...I guess...and I'm sorta...using happiness to hide the nervousness......................................." May-Lin looked really shy so at the last bit, if you didn't know better you'd say that she was as small as a mouse.

"Why did you look scared when you said that? I don't care that it's your first date! It's only my second. Just be yourself and relax. Something tells me that there is something else wrong. What is it? You look somewhat sad. What's wrong?" Beast Boy comforted and asked May-Lin.

"There is something wrong...... Today at the mall, when I was picking out this dress, I heard some girls from Enwalls gossiping about me committing suicide...they said I only did it for attention...but that's not true..." May-Lin paused for a second before continuing "How come you always know when something's wrong, huh?"

Beast Boy smiled and his eyes twinkled mischievously "Just part of my wonderful personality"

Prue laughed heartily.

A dark shadow entered. You guessed it.

"This is gonna be good..." the half human, half machine whispered to himself.

He hid in a corner, wondering what he should do to these two. He had planned out Raven's punishment but Beast Boy's would be harder. He was so deep in thought he didn't see another dark, mysterious figure enter the building. This person happened to be someone Prue had an unfriendly acquaintance with and she mentioned to Beast Boy (A/N in chapter 12). A boy in Year 12.

Beast Boy and May-Lin just finished dancing to a wild, fast song.

"Beast Boy?"

"That's my name, don't wear it out!"

"I'm gonna go get a drink, I'll be back in a sec"

May-Lin walked over to a convenient drink stand. A figure grabbed her and took her handbag. He tried to ram her into another room. May –Lin kicked him hard. The boy let go of his hold, letting pain overwhelm him. Prue started running. The boy ran after her and cornered her.

"Somebody! Help meeee!!!!!!" she screamed.

Beast Boy heard. He ran behind the boy. 'damn! He's taller than me!' he thought. Beast Boy transformed into a T-Rex. He lightly tapped the boy on his back. The boy turned around, slowly. His eyes widened as he saw the huge dinosaur. Beast Boy roared and his roars sounded like "Lay off my girl!".

"Uh oh" squeaked the boy.

Beast Boy roared. Then, he licked his lips, a plan forming in his mind. He leaned down, opening his mouth to bite. The boy gulped and ran as fast as he could, dropping May-Lin's handbag.

"Thanks Beast Boy!"

"Who was he?"

"The guy I told you about who tried to rape me! The sick blankety!"

"Ah"

"Beast Boy, I have a question"

"What is it?"

"You weren't really going to eat him, were you?"

"No way! I don't even know where that thing's been!!! He or it probably lives in a sewer! Yuck!"

"Oh Beast Boy! You are soooo funny" Prue laughed whole heartedly.

Cyborg saw the couple drawing closer and closer, getting nearer and nearer. He knew since after the suicide he had no hope with her. But he decided that if he had to go down, he'd go down in a stupidly silly and immature way. The time to act was now!

He ran towards the bowl of punch and threw the whole bowl at a random teenager. The random teenager thought another random teen (not Cyborg) had thrown it. The RT1 (Random teenager 1) ran to the buffet table, (which someone had so conveniently brought) picked up a bowl of salad and threw it at RT2. RT2 threw a handful of corn chips (with cheese on top) at RT1. RT1 dodged and the corn chips with cheese splattered on Beast Boy's face, just before he and Prue had kissed. Beast Boy fumed. Another random teenager jumped up on the buffet table and yelled "FOOD FIGHT!!!!"

Cyborg chuckled himself, glad that he had gone down in the most stupid way.

May-Lin and Beast Boy threw stuff at people as they exited. They knew lots of people threw stuff at them. May-Lin's hair and spaghetti in it and her handbag had pasta sauce all over it. Beast Boy had corn chips with cheese on top on his face, custard in his hair and honey on his shirt.

They ran all the way to the nearest park. They stopped to catch breath.

"May-Lin?"

"Yeah?"

"I'm sorry the end of this date wasn't very successful. And I want you to know, I did not plan any of this!"

Prue chuckled.

"So, to make it up for you... would you like to go on another date with me?"

"Sure, but I suggest that for now we go home and clean ourselves up. We can organize that date later!"

"Okay!"

Beast Boy and Prue said their goodbyes. Then, Beast Boy turned into a bat and flew over to the T-Tower. He was relieved it was so tall because it was about eleven o'clock at night and it was really dark. Not that that mattered because he was a bat. His night vision helped him spot a really happy, yet partly disgusted and partly furious, Raven.

'I wonder why she's so happy? And why does she seem a bit disgusted and furious???' Beast Boy pondered.