HI um...this has alwayas been an indea of mine lol. this is my first fic, please tell me what you think. I am writing this with my other friend Chin. It's our first drama/supernatural piece.
PURRFECT LOVE
$ashleyCraig FURREVER$
Craig your so hot!! I screamed Craig and I finished having wild kinky sexxxy. God I wsh I had your pants Craig they're so cute plz I said as he walked away and bounced around to "A Thousand Miles" by Vanessa Carlton. I was falling more and more in love with him daily. I brushed my gothic red puff and smiled to myself as I fell back onto my pink hearted bed. I fell asleep and when I woke up there was nothing but a small note for me.
"Ashley...be back baby. I love you –Craigger"
I sighed and blasted 50 cent and bounced my butt to the music like a little drummer girl. For some reason I really wanted to ghetto but the goth look was working well for me. It had gotten Craig to have sex wit ME!! Finally. I put on a pink sweatshirt and some velvet purple kakhis and trotted downstairs wagging my booty all the way. For some reason these days I was just SO in love with my butt!! The way it shone....i swear it was the inspiration to Craig's song about me, "the way you shine." I went downstairs and licked the refridgator "OPEN SEASOME" I cried but it didn't open!!
WHAT THE EFF
I screamed and ran around. Finally to my dismay since I couldn't get out effing refridgator to open I found a post it and proceeded to write a haiku
"Do you believe in love at first site...if you do I think that's tight." I laughed to myself and licked the post it....For some reason I just had a problem with licking these days!! I ran my hand through my poof and twitched my eye slightly. My boo was gone....I strarted to cry right there on my hikui. My crotch itched too! Something had gone TERRIBLY TERRIBLY wrong. I itched my crotch and cried on my hiku. The nighttime air caressing my sweet supple gothic poof. I layed my head on the countertop and tried to remember if Craig had used a condom when he had sex with me....GOD NO!!!! PLEASE DON'T GIVE ME GONNERHEA!! I yelled into the night air that smelled like macaroni. I hoped Craig hadn't gotten an STD from that Manny slut...or whatever he name was. I started to lick my hand...I hoped silently to myself I wasn't turning into a cat, it wouldn't be a good time for my yearly transformation to happen! I licked harder and knew my whiskers were growing in. Soon I would be a cat... No...I meowed. Only Craig could save me now.