Disclaimer: I don't own Ninja Strom…. Belongs to Disney…. and um…um…the monster belongs to me...um…!!
Just enjoy reading Dude!!!!!!!!!!
Author's Note: I haven't seen any episodes of NS, so please be kind to help me along.
Author's Note 2: The Character have mind of their own…..don't hate me for this one ^_^
Special Thanks to: Sierra Crane for beta reading this.
Narrator: Hello again and many thanks to those who reviewed. I really hadn't expected as many as I got...um…received…ok, I'm just reading what the Writer has written here *fumbles with her reading glasses and the papers in her hand flutter on the floor, silently cursing*
Writer: Are you implying that I'm a bad Writer?
Narrator: err…no, but then again you could always improve…*pauses and looks nervous* Right?
Writer: Whatever!
Narrator: Right *nods* To Chapter Two…..2 to 2…weird *shrugs*
Chapter Two: Meeting the Villains
Before the Narrator could say anything, Mariah came on the stage wailing.
Writer: Now what?? *Yells*
"I broke my nail," she said, before bursting into sobs.
Writer: *baffled* It's just a nail!!
Just then Kapri walks in, huffing: "I have been looking all over for you. We have to get ready for the…."
"We can't," Mariah said.
"Why not?" Kapri demanded from her sister.
Mariah just shoved her hand in front of Kapri face. "I broke a nail!"
Kapri gasped. "Girl, this is an emergency," she stated. "Could someone please call the salon?"
"Hurry," Mariah said, still sobbing.
Kapri patted her sister's shoulder. "There, there. Everything will be alright," she soothed her.
"What in the world is going on???" Lothor shouted
Narrator: She broke a nail. *baffled*
"Who did?" Lothor asked, in a shock.
Writer: Mariah
"So?" Lothor said, shrugging casually.
"Uncle," Kapri hissed and nodded toward the distressed Mariah. "Don't you know that nails are important part of the make up?"
"I'm…I'm a man, I don't know how important they are!" he shouted.
"Very important," Mariah whispered, looking at her nail.
"So important, that I have to stop myself from shooting my brother?" he wailed and stomped his feet like a kid who has been denied candy.
"Yes!" both girls shouted as one.
Writer: There's no God!!!
"I know," Lothor agreed, "females are the ones who need them"
Narrator: Both of us need them.
"Why?" he sobbed.
Writer: They are "important" to this story
"Crap," Lothor said, clearly disguised.
*Makeup Artist walks in looking very glum*
Makeup Artist: WE got trouble people.
"Oh great," Lothor mumbled
Writer: Someone said trouble? *demands*
Narrtaor: He did? *now is fully confused*
Makeup Artist: Yes, it seems we have run out of Rose Blush Powder
"Oh no!" Kapri gasped, and Mariah sobbed even harder. "Can't you get more of it?"
Makeup Artist: I wish I could
"Then why can't you?" Lothor asked, ready to beat the guy blue and purple.
Makeup Artist: 'Cause it's a public holiday
"It's Christmas," Mariah said, immediately cheering up.
Writer: Last I checked it was January
*growls could be heard from both girls*
Narrator: See, now look what you did! *wags her finger towards the writer*
Writer: Me? He started it *points to the makeup artist*
"Oh this is so full of S***" Lothor said *a loud beep could be heard over the S*
Makeup Artist: I did nothing *turns his back on the Writer* on the second thought I QUIT!!!!!! *leaves the room fuming*
Writer: Great! *throws her hand in the air*
"Hang on!" Mariah shouted.
Writer: Now what? *growls*
"What about my nail?" Mariah asked through her tears.
Narrator: Mariah, I don't think she cares
Writer: Narrator
Narrator: Yea
Writer: You're fired *leaves the stage angrily*
Narrator: *smirks* Okay, but you been warned *walks out*
Director: Now that the Narrator and Makeup Artist have left, let's all down to me *sighs* what did I do this for?!?!?!?!
"Uncle, what are we going to do?" Kapri asked, a little worriedly.
"We will think of something, Sweetheart."
"I still don't believe it, Mariah has a broken nail---" she looked at her sister "---Makeup Artist quit, Narrator got fired, this….this is a disaster"
"I know," Lothor agreed, and then left with Mariah and Kapri.
Director: So this is behind the lives….hang on….behind the scenes of the Ninja Storm Villains. Till the next Chapter.
*Curtain drops*
"Hang on," Dustin said as he peeked from the curtains. "Where's my word?"
*Readers throw trash and junk towards the Yellow Ranger, one reader's whip cream pie splashes right on Dustin's face*
"Dude…I know when I'm not wanted around," he says, and then leaves.
*curtain drops properly*
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That's Ladies and Gents is for Chapter 2…..If anyone wants to give me advice for the next chapter, you're welcome to do so.
BTW … Who wants to be the pie thrower???
…be my guest ^_^