Randomy Randomness That's Randomly Random
Ryan: Welcome to RRTRR! Where everything is random! Caution: Do not go any further if you want to read a story that makes sense. Otherwise, read on!
Jenny: Weeeeeeshers! Crazy Mazy!
Alfred: And it has begun…
Ryan: Join in on the randomness, Alfred!
Alfred: This is pointless.
Ryan: Exactly.
(Sonic Heroes cast enters room)
Tails: Goodbye! MynameisTailsdontcallmeMilesIm8andImhyperWeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
Alfred: slaps forehead
Sonic: Amy is like, totally, like, total and like, I mean total, like, cuteinessnessness!
Amy: I want to eat sonic sushi! eats sonic sushi
Alfred: Oh. My. God.
Knuckles: My hands are named Bob and Mob.
Rouge: Lemme name your other hand!
Knux: What other hand?
Rouge: That hand! points between his eyes
Knux: Thats not my— Rouge moves her hand downward a little, pointing to his nose
Alfred: Thats not his—
Knux: Ohhh…that hand!
Rouge: Lets name it….um…Big!
Big: Hey!
Rouge: Woops! Oooh ooh! I know! Fat!
Eggman: Hey!
Everyone: oO
Knux: GAH! HE THINKS MONKEYS ARE HEROES!
(Pokemon and Digimon 01 and 02 human casts enter)
Yolei: TRUTH OR DARE!
Everyone 'cept Alfred: YAYS! Friendlyfriendliness!
Alfred: Oh no.
Ryan: Lets invite MORE people to my mansion.
Misty: coughstole Luigi's mansioncough
Ryan: I did not steal it! I just "borrowed" it.
Gary: Thats what they all say…
Ryan: Ok, right now we have: Sonic, Leslie, Ash, Gary, Eggman, Giant monkey with banana peel on head, Misty, Tk, Kari, Knux, Alfred, Nelson (not from Simpsons you bakas), Tai, Matt, Mimi, Davis, Amy, Jenny, Tails, Big, Cream, Sophia, Sora, Yolei, Ken, Izzy, Joe, Cody, Rouge, Shadow, that one robot in Sonic Heroes, Brock, May, Max, takes a DEEP breath and that one robot in Sonic Heroes is called E123 Omega but we'll just call him Omega like in the game.exhales
Ken: That's like—stops to count 34 people!
Izzy: Actually, it's 33, because I don't know what the hell that stupid monkey is doing here with the dumb banana peel on its head.
Shadow: Hey…looks around for something that was my banana! C'mere! chases monkey
Monkey: in monkey language Good banana! It tasted like…uh…
Sonic: Banana?
Monkey: Yeah! Late foos! leaves to who knows where
Ryan: Whoa, I never knew there were punk monkeys…waves goodbye anyways along with everybody except Alfred and Shadow
Shadow: shaking fist You'll regret this monkey, you hear that? Next time you take my banana why I'll—
Tai: Calm down man, it was only a banana.
Shadow: shrugs it was a homemade banana…sniff
Amy: pats Shadow reassuringly There there, you tried your hardest.
Alfred: oO Am I the only one sane here?
Omega: Negative. I amsystem errorsystem errorconverting to annihilation mode. starts blowing things up with bombs, missiles, bullets, etc.
Everyone: TAKE COVER! scrambles everywhere
Luigi: enters house Mamamia! I-a leave-a this-a house and I-a come back-a to find this-a place–a filled with ghosts again-a! takes out vacuum cleaner (He starts vacuuming at Omega who turns around firing bullets at Luigi; when one of the bullets hits the switch that changes the vacuum from suck in to blow out which blows out dust bunnies all over Omega's arms which clog up his cannons)
Dust bunnies: creepy voice YOU SHALL NEVER DEFEAT THE DUST BUNNIES! (the clogged up blasters create HUGE explosions that destroy Omega and send Luigi, his vacuum, and its dust bunnies back where he came from destroying Luigi's mansion in the process)
Alfred: I'd like to see some sanity in this fic.
Ryan: There will be none! With my authority over the author powers, I will have no sanity in here! (get it? author…authority…aah nevermind…)
Matt: I like girls in pink tutus! Knux and Mimi run off too find rooms to change
Shadow: You'll never take me alive!
Alfred: No one's taking you anywhere.
Shadow: Really? Aaaw…
Yolei: TRUTH OR DAARRE!
Sonic: Calm down Yolei, we'll play that game.
Nelson: Later.
Yolei: TRUTH OR DAAARRRE!
Sora: Now.
Tk: I like that candy!
Kari: looks around vigorously WHAT CANDY?!?
Jenny: comes out of kitchen with a bowl of—you guessed it. Candy. My best friend! HEY!!! Who wants— gets tackled by 23 people
Kari: Weeee! Swims in the candy
Izzy: Hey! This isn't candy…it's DING DONGS and HO HOS and…DUN DUN DUN! TWINKIES!
Everyone: EEEK! jumps out
Max, Tails, Cream, and Cody: bawls WE WANT CANDY!!!
Eggman: I shall now do a trick so brave, so heroic, so—
May & Ash: Get on with it!
Eggman: Fine. I am now going to do something no one has ever dared to do before—BALANCE ON MY HEAD ON AN EGG ON A WHEELCHAIR BEING PUSHED AT FULL SPEED BY SONIC AND SHADOW FOR 3 MILES!
Everyone: murmurs and bets going on
Nelson: I bet 50 bucks that he won't even make it a yard.
Joe: Nah. 70 bucks says he can't even get on.
Eggman Ah-hem. clears throat
Everyone: silence
Eggman: Here I go. puts egg on wheelchair, then headstands on egg
Nelson: Oooh! Pay up big guy!
Big: Huh?
Nelson: Not you. Him! points to Joe who is trying to sneak away
Joe: Drats. hands over 70
Eggman: Ready Sonic, Shadow?
Sonic & Shadow: Evil smile Yes.
Eggman: Remember boys, max. speed is 100 mph. Don't go over.
Sonic & Shadow: Whatever.
Tails: holding up his speedometer
Eggman: Three, two…
Sonic & Shadow: start revving up
Eggman: ……………………Ready!
Everyone: anime drop
Eggman: Set…
Sonic & Shadow: GO! blast off at 1000000000 mph as it says so on Tails' speedometer
Eggman: WAAAAAAH (CRUNCH…BAM…BOOOOM!) makes it past three miles, but fortunately, he hits a spiked, brick wall
Everyone: Ouch.
Amy: I wonder how he'll get back.
Eggman: rolls by in the wheelchair all battered up and bruised and that's why I used a wheelchair! I'm so smart…
Everyone: oO
Sonic & Shadow: return holding the egg Look! The Egg man broke, but the actual egg didn't! start singing humpty dumpty
Alfred: That's not possible.
Ryan: Why not?
Alfred: Well, the weight of Eggman would've crushed it when he first got on the egg, much less if it survived that, it wouldn't have survived that crash.
Everyone: shrug
Yolei: TRUTH. OR. DAAAAARRRRRE!!!!!!!!!!
Ryan: GAH! OKAY, OKAY! JUST SHUTUP ALREADY!
Yolei: o
Ryan: --
Davis: I like pie I like pie if you ask me what I like I'll say I like pie.
Yolei: TRUTH OR DAAAAAARRRRRRE!!!!!
Prof. Oak: Yeash man yeash.
Yolei: ME NOT MAN!
Brock: Lalalala.
Louise: enters room
Alfred: Who invited you?
Louise: walks away
Linette: Yays! . hugs Louise
Shadow: cough lesbos cough
Leslie: Thwakity Thwak Thwak
Alfred: When did Linette get here?
Leslie: When she arrived.
Ryan: GAMECUBE TIME! YAYS!
Tails: Lemme enhance it! puts some weird device on it
Ryan: What's it do?
Tails: It allows more than 30 people to play on it!
Big: Wow. That's almost everybody here.
Alfred: -- No shit sherlock.
Yolei: TRUTH OR—
Everyone: WE GET THE IDEA!
Ryan: I guess we'll play Gamecube later. sighs Ok. Now, you sit over there, you, yes you, sit over there, you sit over here—nonono your other right side—yes, you have to sit by him, you over there, I'll go here, you go there, and yes keep it like that, you must get it now, and—NO! NOT THE—(SPLASH) punch. groans
Big: Woops.
Yolei: LETS START ALREADY!
Everyone: OO
Ryan: Um, lets have Yolei go first.
Yolei: Yays! . Hey guys, remember that time when we had that New Years party?
Ryan: Yeah. Do I ever!
Flashback
Ryan had again, invited lots and lots of people to his "house". This time it was for a New Years party.
Just before midnight, they all held each other for dear life and counted down the seconds.
When the clock struck 9999999999999999999, everyone screamed WHAGKSDAHGD, and threw their elevators in their teeth.
End Flashback
Everyone: oO
Alfred: Wasn't that a fake new years party? I mean, I remember getting drunk at the beginning of "a" party, but not a new years party…
Jenny: Oh, shut up. What would you know?
Alfred: A whole lot more than you I know that.
Everyone: oooooooOOOOOoooo
Jenny: Yeah? Well…well…um…YAH!
Everyone: oooooOOOOoooo
Matt: Dang, man! You got told by a GIRL!
Knux: I know man! That's SAD.
Alfred: -- All she said was YAH. That doesn't count as being "told".
Tails: Still man, it's SAD.
Alfred: Fine then. YAH to you!
Everyone: (silence)
Tk: Dude, that was like soooo 3 seconds ago.
Tai: I know man. Lame.
Alfred: . blink
Yolei: Aaaaanyways…yeah so truth or dare Ryan?
Ryan: Dare.
Yolei: I dare you to…play bloody knuckles with Knux!
Ryan: WHAT?!?!? No way! That's crazy! Did you see the size of those hands?!?
Knux: shakes fist
Yolei: Yes.
Ryan: groan (punches Knux's fist but starts bleeding already)
Knux: Weakling.
Ryan: Stfu baka.
Cream: Your turn Mr. Ryan!
Ryan: It's Ryan. Just Ryan.
Cream: Okie Dokie Mr. Ryan!
Ryan: sigh Oh wait, I forgot. There are four groups. You can only choose people that are not from your group. Here are the groups and their people in them:
My Char. Sonic H Digi Poke (hahaha poke ow…)
Ryan Sonic Tk Ash (bahaha ash…hahaha FOOSHsizzle)
Nelson Knux Kari Gary
Sophia Tails Tai Misty
Alfred Cream Matt Brock
Leslie Big Mimi May
Jenny Amy Davis Max
Louise Rouge Sora
Monkeydude Shadow Yolei
Linette Omega Ken
Eggman Izzy
Joe
Cody
Ryan: Now that's settled, I choose Shadow! ToD? (Truth or dare)
Shadow: Hmm…Dare!
Matt: Yes!
Shadow: oO
Ryan: Um…okaaay…I dare you to take a crap in front of all the girls.
Shadow: Why the girls?
Ryan: I'm not stupid. Wouldn't want any of us boys to see that.
Amy: What if we don't want to watch him.
Me: I'm not gona use my author powers like those cheapskates that make their characters do what they say when they say, so, I'll use plain manpower and quick thinking.
Linette: snort
Me: I'll choose to ignore that. Ok girls, if you do this, then I'll let you girls hang around my friend Alfred. winks
Amy: How about NO. We'll do it for your other friend there, Nelson…purrs
Other girls: nod nod
Nelson: OO GAH! runs away
Ryan: You can have him if you catch him.
Girls: OK!
Shadow: Uh…uh…um…how do I take a crap? Yeah! How…
Everyone: in deep thought
Cody: I've got prune juice!
Shadow: Damn…drinks prune juice oohh…man…this stuff actually works…
Cody:
Shadow: runs off to secluded room
Girls: follow him
Everyone: (silence)
Secluded Room: Uuuuh! Uuuuuh!…………AAAAAAH! EEEEEEEEK!……………BOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!
Everyone: OO OO
Shadow: (walks out) Aaah…
Girls: (walk out) shiver We'll b-be O-OK.
Joe: I don't wanna know…I don't wanna know…I don't wanna know…
Girls: Me neither…me neither…me neither…
Max: We haven't heard from Alfred in 63 lines!
Ryan: Girls! Do you want your prize or not?
Girls: nod nod (sprint at full speed after nelson)
Nelson: OO Eep! runs like heck
Ryan: Weeee…and there he goes…oooh! Over the rail…through the fence…to grandma's house we—clears throat uh…aaanyways…there he goes again…what the…under grandma's house…around the…uh…what is that???…A shack??…onto the cardboard box with people in it…and…safe! Into the haunted mansion that looks awfully like this mansion that we're in right now…
Boys: oO
Alfred: We should go help him.
Boys: Yeash man yeash. leave
Meanwhile with Nelson and the girls
Nelson: looks behind him GAH! runs into another mansion
Amy: Come back here!
Sophia: Stop making things so difficult!
Misty: Yeah! We're only gonna glomp you!
Nelson: runs faster
Girls except Misty: MISTY!
Misty: shrug
Nelson: enters mansion and climbs up to second floor
Girls: follow him but all of them except Sophia fall down through mysterious holes in the second floor down to the first floor
Nelson: steps on crack and falls through but his big fat head stops him from falling all the way through Help! Help!
Sophia: There you are!
Nelson: GAH! IT'S THE GLOMPING MASTER!
Sophia: GLOMP
Nelson: Sophia glomps him but he is pushed down out the hole he was in
Sophia: NOOO!
Nelson: YEAY!
Sophia: puts on hood and pulls out a scythe
Back to the boys when they reach the mansion
Tails: hears creepy noises Eeep! Mommy! clings onto Sonic
Shadow: screams like a girl
Gary: Why's it so dark in here?
Ash: Why are you asking? Are you afraid? Hm? Hm?
Everyone: hear shrill screams AAAAAAH!!!!! run everywhere
Alfred: looks up and sees Nelson with his head stuck through the second floor
Nelson's Body: (muffled) Help! Help!
Mysterious Voice: There you are!
N B: GAH! IT'S THE GLOMPING MASTER!
Sophia: GLOMP
Ryan: I think this story is starting to make sense…
Everyone: NOOOOOO!!!
Alfred: YEA!
Girls: fall through second floor
Boys: catch them
Everyone: Woah.
Nelson: falls through the hole onto the first floor
Boys: move out of the way
Nelson: (CRASH) Oww…
Sophia: walks in room with hood and that sickle thing and everything
Everyone: AAAAAAAHHHH!!!! IT'S THE GRIM REAPER! HE'S COME TO—
Sophia: cough She.
Everyone: Oh, sorry. SHE'S COME TO CLAIM OUR LIVES! run like crazy
Sophia: sits down and pulls out a GBA
3 Hours Later (say it like that one guy's voice in Spongebob)
Everyone: AAAAHHH!!!
1 Hour Later
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire theme song
Regis: And we are back, with Ivanna C. Yurbutt—hears cracking up in background—who's about to be the first Super Millionaire! Let's hear some applause for the young lady!
Audience: whispering
Regis: I SAID APPLAUSE beeeeep!
Some anonymous announcer guy: We now take a commercial break as Regis takes a chill pill.
Regis: WHAT THE beep DID YOU beeeep SAY?!? I HAVE A beep BETTER JOB THAN ALL OF YOU beeep LOSERS! I GET beep PAID HALF THE beep AMOUNT YOU beep GET! beeep beeep beeep beeep beeep beeep beeep beeep beeep beeep beeep beeep beeep beeep beeep beeep
ANYWAYS…hehe?
Sophia: AW MAN! If I only had a fire flower!
Big: Hey, You're on that fish level huh?
Sophia: Yeash! Is it hard or what? The stupid fishies keep jumping out of the water! You have to time your jumps, or you get hit by the stupid fishies!
Big: I know.
Alfred: The timing is soooo easy…first you do this…and then this…blah blah blah…blah blah blah.
Louise: AAAAAAAAH!!! screams like a girl (wait…)
Everyone: What is it?!?
Louise: KAYLA'S HERE!!!
Everyone: ???
Louise: You guys! Remember! At school!
Kids that go to the school: AAAAAH!!!
Other characters: shrug AAAAAAAH!!!
Nelson: stops Has anyone ever wondered why that one company is called DIC?
Sonic: I heard that only GUYS work there.
Cream: Maybe they have long DIC's?
Everyone: oO Let's hope she's being naïve…
Louise: irritated KAYLA'S HERE!
Everyone: murmurs and rumors and bets and crap like that about DIC
Louise: more irritated Argh…uh…HOLY CRAP!!! BARNEY'S HERE TO SING HIS THEME SONG!!!
Everyone: AAAAAAAH!!!
Barney: Here we go! hyuck-hyuck!
Cody: Look up in the sky!
Max: It's a bird!
Tails: It's a plane!
Super Grover: It's ME! The lovable furry—
Cream: It's a floating hamburger!
SG: NO!!! It's ME!!! Super—
Ryan: It's my ice cream that I lost for running too much at P.E.!
Girls: EEEWW!!!
Boys: BAHAHAHA!!!
SG: groan I give up…
Super Elmo: It's Me! To save the Day!
Matt: It's a bird!
Nelson: It's a plane!
SE: It's SUPER ELMO!!! pushes SG out of the way
SG: HEY!!! Watch where you're going!
SE: Where are your manners? I guess I'll have to teach them to you…WITH MY M-K 49S!!! pulls out 2 M-K 49s
SG: a speck in the distance
Barney: I'M GONNA SING NOW!!!
Everyone: NOOO!!!!!!
SE: Don't worry! I am here! blows Barney's head off with a bazooka
Sora: Whew! Now I'm glad that PBS let Elmo teach kids about firearms!
Tai: You can say that again.
Sora: Whew! Now I'm glad that PBS let Elmo teach kids about firearms!
Alfred: I'm just glad that he's allowed to carry firearms. hears Barney's shrill screams and blood splattering everywhere
Some Anonymous Announcer Guy: He isn't. He this…that…blah blah blah…blah blah blah…
SE: DEATH TO SAAG!!! blows SAAG's head off
Yolei: Hey, Elmo! Wanna join truth or dare with us?
SE: I'm sorry, Yolei, but I have to save…THE FIRE STATION…from catching on fire. flies away
Yolei: gasps He…He knew my name!!! gasps
Tai: Let's go play…GAMECUBE!!!
Boys: YEASH!!!
Girls: TRUTH OR DARE!!!
Ash: HA! Yours isn't underlined! It's only bolded! Ours on the other hand, has bold AND underline!
Girls: --
Brock: Well, the girls can start playing ToD while we play some GAMECUBE.
Ash: HA! I told you! Ours is—
BAM!Ash: OWCH!!! WHO DID THAT?
Everyone: several people's whistling can be heard
May: Now, let's get separated…hey, where did everyone go?
With the boys
Ryan: What games should we play?
Gary: Pokemon Coliseum!!!
Davis: Smash Bros.!!!
Tails: Sonic Heroes!!!
Nelson: Simpson's Road Rage!!!
Boys: stare
Nelson: What?
Me: We'll play…
Everyone: Who are you?
Me: I'm the author. That allows me to choose.
Alfred: No it doesn't.
Me: Yes it does.
Alfred: Says you.
Me: Exactly. So we'll first play…SMASH BROS.!!!
Some Anonymous Commentator Guy: does play by plays
Most of the guys: turn around We thought you died!!!
SACG: That was my brother.
Most of the guys: Oh. turn around HEY!!! WHO KILLED US?!?
SACG: It looks like everyone is out of the game except for Tai, Matt, Tk, Davis, Ryan, and Tails! Amazing! Tails turns out to be a really formidable opponent! Ooh and it looks like it's Matt vs. Tai, Tk vs. Davis, and Ryan against Tails!
Ryan: How come I have to be against Tails? He's like, the best!!!
SACG: Uh oh! It looks like Tai, Tk, and Tails won!!! What a coinkydink! Anyways, it looks like Tai and Tk are going all out on each other! And Tails is doing…nothing. And Tai and Tk…both fall off!!! Tails is the winner!!!
Tails: yawns
Everyone: the game playing keeps going on with different people winning and different games It's soooo fun without the girls!
With the girls
Everyone: sitting around doing nothing
Yolei: I thought we were going to play ToD?
Everyone: It's not as fun without the boys…sigh
Sora: It's sooo boring here…let's get the boys out to play with us!
Everyone: YEASH!!!
With the boys
Everyone: still playing games
Girls: enter room Let's go you guys!!! some start to pull on the boys but they're too hooked on the Gamecube It's hopeless! groan
Kari: gets an idea Hey guys! There's a catfight in the living room!
Guys: immediately run into living room Where?!? Where?!?
TBC…
Me: Will there be a catfight? Will the boys continue playing GCN or play ToD with the deadly girls? Will there be more of SAAG's brothers? What about Luigi? Will Alfred stop blabbering? Will SG and SE return?
Jenny: Will he ever shut up?
Me: Will I ever shut up? Find out next time on…RRTRR!!!