Ryan: Buttcrack. looks around for laughter
Everyone: silence
Ryan: Damn. Everybody's a critic.
Everybody: No I'm not!
Everyone: …
Kari: Whats wrong with you Me? You can't seem to come up with very good ideas.
Me: gasps That's an insult! I am not running out of ideas, I'm just not…thinking as much today…yes…
Alfred: Just as a reminder:
My Char Sonic H Digi
Ryan Sonic Tk
Nelson Knux Kari
Sophia Amy Tai
Alfred Rouge Matt
Leslie Mimi
Jenny Sora
Me: Well, that's good enough for now. Now what?
Sora: TRUTH OR DARE!!!
Tai: Calm down Sora.
Sonic: Meh. Do you know how many times we've TRIED to play that?
Leslie: Let's play something different.
Nelson: Like………
Everybody: ……………
Ryan: BUTTCRACK!!!
Jenny: -- That's never gonna work Ryan.
Matt: How about pin the tails on the donkey?
Rouge: Yeah. Oh, and I vote Knux to be the donkey!
Knux: How come I have to be the jackass?
Sophia: motions towards Nelson He can be a jackass too.
Nelson: WHAT?!? Well, Alfred can be one too, cuz he normally is!
Alfred: Shut up you…you…stupid bag of bean burritos!
Everybody: burst out in laughter
Kari: on the floor laughing Where'd you come up with an idea like that? continues laughing
Ryan: stops laughing Okay, haha, pin the tails on Knux, Alfred and Nelson sound good.
Knux, Alfred, & Nelson: NOO!!!!
Leslie: Wait...pin the tails? How come it's plural?
Me: Because all of us get one tail, and it's sorta like tag.
K, A, N: But—
Me: GO!!! pins tail on Alfred
Everyone else: pins tails on Alfred
K & N: That's gotta hurt.
Alfred: OWIE WOWIE SHABOWIE!!!
Everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Alfred: rubbing ass What?!? You would've said that too!!!
Knux: explodes with laughter literally POP!
Everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! (cut n' paste. The best.)
Tai: You know what they always say, "It's funny at first, but when someone gets hurt, it's hysterical."
Rouge: True! True! So true!
Me: wipes tears Ok, continue pin the tails on the people!
Nelson: look behind him AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! runs like crazy
Knux: look behind him HOLY SHIZNICKERPACKADONULLETOPSIGETUM— (bet you can't say that five times fast) gets pinned on the ass over and over
Nelson: Ouch.
Knux: OWIE WOWIE SHABOWIE!!!
Everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Alfred: shakes finger I TOLD YOU!!! Why didn't you listen to me 11 lines ago?
Everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Ryan: SHUT UP!!!
Everyone: still laughing
Ryan: BUTTCRACK!!!
Everyone: silence
Me: Good call. So! Nelson is our winner!
Them: BOOOO!!!
Nelson: hits Them with a bathtub
Kari: Why are they called…nevermind. Just don't tell me they're called Thicro hemia erganism magulates or something stupid like that.
Them: Our name is not stupid!
Kari: slaps forehead
Tk: slaps Kari's forehead
Me: slaps Kari's forehead
Tai: slaps Kari's forehead
Sophia: slaps Kari's forehead
Sonic: slaps Kari's forehead
Amy: slaps Kari's forehead
Knux: slaps Kari's forehead
Matt: slaps Kari's forehead
Leslie: slaps Kari's forehead
Rouge: slaps Kari's forehead
Mimi: slaps Kari's forehead
Sora: slaps Kari's forehead
Nelson: slaps Kari's forehead
Jenny: slaps everyone
Alfred: starts crying Owie! What was that for?
Jenny: slaps Alfred
Ryan: This is pointless.
Me: Exactly.
Nelson: Let's play I Never!
Sonic: Yeah!
5 Minutes Later
Nelson: Everyone have their "beer"?
Everyone: hold up Styrofoam cups with red wine in it
Ryan: That was the closest thing to beer that I could find! Sides, red wine is good for you.
Everyone: throw Styrofoam cups at Ryan BOOO!!!
Me: Hey you guys, I found REAL beer!
Everybody: jump Me
Ryan: Ok, lets start now!
Tai: Who goes first?
Nelson: ME!!! I never…hmm…drank out of the toilet.
Tai, Matt, Alfred, Sonic: take a drink
Mimi: EEWW!!! I KISSED MATT!!!
Ryan: Sucks to be you.
Tai: My turn. I never ate chalk before.
Ryan, Sonic, Nelson: drink
Jenny: Hey Ryan, you've eaten chalk before?
Ryan: It was a double dare. And besides, if I did it, Nelson would have to also.
Sophia: I think I remember that. Yeah! Then we found out that Ryan was allergic to chalk. He swelled up as if he stuffed his face full of candy.
Ryan: Mmm…candy…
Sonic: Me next! I never… gets mischevious grin fell asleep naked on top of another girl after listening to that I love you Barney song.
Rouge: extremely super speedy fast quick drink
Everyone: oO
Rouge: burns in anger You did that on purpose Sonic!
Sonic: -- No shit Sherlock.
Rouge: Grrr…I never…ate…uh…escargot before.
Everyone: no one drinks
Rouge: blink
Ryan: What's the deal with those snails man? I mean, that's just disgusting. :P
Sophia: This is getting real boring.
Tai: Yeah! What happened to the randomness?
Me: I dunno. I guess it got lost in the TIMESPACECONTINUUM!
Leslie: How come it's written as one word? Isn't it supposed to be three words?
Me: Never mock the TIMESPACECONTINUUM!
Eggman: WEEEEE!!! rolls past in wheelchair
Everyone: YAY! INSANITY HAS GONE LOOSE AGAIN!!!
Leslie: Take that, you dumb asjkdhfkljasdhfa;sklfh!!!
Matt: But ya gotta have friends!
Sonic: takes bite out of lamp thingymajigerabobberamatter
Rouge: kicks Knux in the balls
Knux: My butt itches!
Ryan: sings The Muffin Man song DoOo YoOuU KnooOOw theEee MuffiiIn MaaAaaaaAn?!?!??!?!?!
Nelson: It's time for WWF Crackdown! Here comes the 298 pounded—
???: HEY! I SAID I WAS 98 POUNDS IDIOT!!!
Nelson: Riiiiiite…well, here she is—SENIORITA MIMI!!!
Mimi: YEAY!!! I WIN!!! WHERE'S MY FREE REFRIDGERATOR?!?
Sora: Not so fast! I am here to take the fridge away from you!!!
Ryan: OooOoOooO!!! It looks like we have a challenger for the fridge!!!
Mimi: Refridgerator.
Ryan: ButtCRACK.
Mimi: shuts up
Nelson: PH34R TH3 HWUT4NG CL4N!!!
Ryan: 1 4M TH3 T4NG 0F TH3 HWUT4NG CL4N!!!
Nelson: I 4M TH3 HWU 0F TH3 HWUT4NG CL4N!!!
Sophia: smacks them both with helium canister
Alfred: takes helium canister away and sucks on it (high pitched voice) Oooh yeah! Really nice helium…
Gear dude: #!#$ OFF!!!
Me: You dare mock the ultimate golden butt of flamethrower instincts with your inchery?!?
Gear dude: Yes.
Me: I'm not stopping you.
TUGBOFI (The Ultimate Golden Butt Of Flamethrower Instincts): Eat my thong!!!
Andrew: acts like Bruce Lee WOYAW!!!! Kick butt you I will.
Yoda: hiccups Who dares mock me?!? I will pour beer onto your hiccups buttCRACK!!!
Ryan: HEY EVERYONE!!!
Everyone: WHAT?!?
Ryan: CHICKEN BUTT!!!
Tai: We eat things like pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo takes breath oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Rouge: I have no grandma.
Ryan: Lets make a poem where all the lines rhyme with butt!!!
Sora: What is it with you and butts?
Ryan: What is it with you and ToD?
Everyone: ooOOOOOooOO!!!
Sora: glares Fine. You can start.
Ryan: . My name is butt.
Nelson: I have a big butt.
Sora: -.-
Rouge: I live in a hut.
Alfred: I have a mutt.
Tai: I ate its butt.
Knux: I don't have any butt.
Sonic: My mutt hates my gut for eating its butt.
Leslie: Then the director said cut.
Amy: Because the cheese was cut.
Matt: I smelled it with my butt.
Mimi: o.O I love to strut with my mutt's butt.
Andrew: I went to play golf and to putt.
Alfred: Oooh! I know! I know! I have a computer game called Putt Putt.
Ryan: I told my butt to shut the door so it was shut.
Everyone: Oooh…
Tai: I ate a big nut.
Sonic: The squirrel eats nuts and butts.
Matt: Christopher Robin says "tut tut."
Ryan: It's your turn Sora.
Sora: …This is pathetic.
Ryan: grows horns WHAT DO YOU MEAN PATHETIC YOU WORTHLESS DUTCH DING DONG!
Everyone: OO
Sora: Fine. sprays Ryan with hose Uh…There once was a dude named…King…Tut?
Ryan: SEE? WAS THAT—I mean, was that hard?
Sora: No.
Andrew: NEOPETS!!!
Sonic: I have a pink Neopet!
Amy: --
Sonic: It's name was Puffy.
Knux: It died.
Eggman: floats by in wheelchair My butt itches.
Ryan: Hey Jenny, go scratch it! Hahaha…ha…ha… finally notices Jenny's stares AIEE!!! runs other direction
Jenny: chases Come back here you stupid monkey!
That announcer guy for Kids WB: It's Mad Mad Mad Monkey Summer!!! Tune in Saturday mornings on…
Cookie singer dude: I'm a monkey Chips Ahoy and that's all right!
Cookie producer dude: Cut! Not monkey! Hunky!
Tai: I saw that commercial! It's chunky chips ahoy!
Everyone: -.-
Shaving cream: I like to shave, shave, shave, cuz that's what I do! Hair on people everywhere sometimes even where they poo!
Audience (basically the characters I had before these crazy ad people showed up): Eeeew!!!
That anonymous game show announcer guy: Let's play! Who wants to be a hundredaire?
Audience: YEAY!!!
TAGSAG: I will need ten people to play this game.
Audience: raise hands
TAGSAG: Uh…you, you, him, him, her, you two, you, you, and Alfred!
Alfred: Damn alfredists.
Everyone in room: hold up signs saying, "We are alfredists!!!" and "Down with the Alfreds!!!"
TAGSAG: Let's meet our judges!
???: Hi! I'm judge number one and I'm from Golden Sun! I like the color blue and I'm of the Mercury Clan!
TAGSAG: If you guessed Mia, then you were right!
???: …I'm from Naruto, and whoever named Naruto must have been really stupid 'cause Naruto's not the only main character in there. Oh yeah. I'm a guy.
TAGSAG: …That's it Sasuke?
Sasuke: What? I'm not gonna tell them my whole life story.
Mia: And what's that supposed to mean?
Sasuke: I think you know what it means.
Mia: casts Douse There. You should learn to cool off.
TAGSAG: OK! We don't want a fight now do we?
Audience: FIGHT! FIGHT!
TAGSAG: But we haven't even started the game show! We haven't even seen the last judge!
???: Who cares? Just let them fight.
TAGSAG: Yeash, dude! Where were you?
???: Fighting Megaman.
TAGSAG: You can probably guess who this guy is folks, Protoman or however you spell it!
Protoman or however you spell it: …Whatever.
Mia: SUMMON…NEREID!!! big bucket of water from top floor gets poured onto Sasuke looks at camera peoples You guys suck.
Head camera dude: Hey! Don't blame us! We're not the ones who picked this lame mansion for a stage!
Nelson: Uh…hehe?
Mia: --
TAGSAG: Our other two judges are—sees no one is paying attention Ah what the hell. They were Mewtwo from Pokemon and Bowser from random Mario collections, but seeing as everyone else doesn't care, ABOOGLAGALBGASDOG!!!
Tai: I have one word for this. INSANITY HAS GONE LOOSE AGAIN AND IT WILL BE LOST IN ALL TIME IN THE MEGA TIME SPACE CONTINUUM!!!
Dad: listening to computer
Computer: D-A-W-G. Pronounced dawg.
Dad: nods head Dawg…Sup foo! Chillin I see. Your mom and I want you to pick up this joint.
Son: You…want me to clean my room?
Justin Timberlake: pulls piece of clothing from chest off the son
Son: ……Ouch?
Everyone: WE DIDN'T NEED TO SEE THAT!!!
Ranma: I will win.
Me: Let's have a tournament!!!
Everyone: Ok!
TAGSAG: How come they listen to you but not to me?
Me: Because.
TAGSAG: Because why?
Me: Because.
TAGSAG: Because why?
Ryan: Because.
Sora: Because why?
Andrew: TIFA WILL BE MINE!!!
Cloud: kick Andrew away
Tifa: I really don't care any more.
Me: TOURNAMENT WILL BEGIN IN FIVE MINUTES!!!
Mokuba: Hello and welcome everyone. I am your commentator for today. All the other commentator and announcer guys have been shot by…Omochao…
Omochao: HELLO JELLO MELLO PELLO SELLO KELLO DELLO NE—!!!
Cream: step on Omochao We're BAAAACK!!!
Alfred: talking with Me No, I'm not going to show how many people are here now.
Me: Well, then at LEAST do the categories! We need them for the tourney!!!
Alfred: Fine. But ONLY the categories.
Nelson: WAYNE'S WORLD!!!
Ryan: EXTREME DAYS!!!
Nelson and Ryan: YEAH!!! high five
Sophia: WILL YOU TWO JUST SHUT UP?!?!? pulls out Akane-sized hammer
Akane: You have learned well in the arts of scaring little boys.
Ryan & Nelson: cower in corner You took lessons?
Leslie: From the best.
Isaac: HOW MUCH IS THAT DOGGY IN THE WINDOW?!?
Jenny: Does it look like I care?
Ivan: B-but…it's a DOGGY!!!
Alfred: Ok, fine. The categories are: Me's characters,
Me's characters: WOOHOO!!!
Alfred: clears throat Pokemon characters,
Pokemon characters: …someone farts
Teacher: HEY! Put away those Pokeman cards!!! (that's how my teacher used to pronounce it)
Alfred: …next are Golden Sun, Ranma, Digimon, and Sonic characters.
Me: My characters do NOT include the Chips' Ahoy crew as well as the camera crew, as I do not own these things. And for those people that like to be literal and like to sue people just cuz they left some things out from the disclaimer, USE YOUR FRICKIN BRAINS!!! DO YOU THINK I OWN DIGIMON? OR NARUTO? IF I DID, I WOULDN'T BE WRITING THIS STUFF!!! IN FACT, I'D BE SUING ALL YOUR ASSES RIGHT NOW!!!
Everyone: ……
Me: Just a reminder. ON WITH THE TOURNEY!!!
Everyone: OO
Mokuba: Now, all categories must choose five people to represent them in the tourney. Choose wisely, for we are not fighting with powers and Trix!
Trix bunny: Silly bastards! Trix are for SIRTLTEBB!!!
Mokuba: In other words, stupidly insane rabbits that like to eat big butts.
Trix bunny: That too.
Mokuba: …Ooookaaay…there will be ten events in which this tournament is to hold. The last person standing wins for who they are representing.
Me: CHOOSE NOW!
Everyone: We're done.
Me: Finally…it took you like twenty years!
Omi: SHAOLIN SHOWDOWN!!!
Bowser: I challenge you, Tai! To a shaolin showdown for the mystical…ARTICLES OF HENTAI!!!
Ryan: Let's have a random flashback!!!
FLASHBACKmybuttitches
Boy: knocks on front door
Gnome: AAH!! looks out window Who are you?
Boy: My name is—
Gnome: Nevermind. Does not matter.
Boy: Well, I was told that I could find a Jedi Master in these parts. Can you help me find him?
Gnome: Ooooh! You seek Yoda! Yoda…
Boy: You know him? Can you tell me where he lives?
Gnome: No. Go away.
Boy: -.-
Gnome: Preparing hut now. Make front cover of Gnome and Garden I must.
Boy: Don't you mean Home and Garden?
Gnome: Stutter I did not.
Boy: Well, I brought a friend that you might want to meet…
Jar Jar Binks: appears by Boy Messa Jar Jar Binks! Messa want to be your friend.
Gnome: comes out of hut
JJB: runs away
Gnome: throws walking stick with the Force
JJB: (CRACK) AAH! MESSA SPINE!
Gnome: gets walking stick back with bloody tip And stay out!!!
Boy: I knew that would bring you out.
Gnome: Fine. My attention you have.
Boy: You must be the one they call Yoda!
Yoda: Yoda am I. Who might you be?
Boy: I am…DIRT LIGHTSTAR!!!
Yoda: Hehehe…See through you I can…BOB!
Bob: Aw man! How'd you know?
Yoda: Strong with the force I am.
Bob: Please? Can you train me? I want to be a Jedi!
Yoda: You are too old. Although Yoda could use some humor…Ok! I will train you!
END FLASHBACKmybuttitches
Ryan: That's as much as I remembered for now.
Me: No, I don't own that. Too see the whole thing, (and to see who wrote the script) the end of this chapter will give you the URL.
Everyone: WE HAVE PICKED!!!
Omochao: YOUR NOSES!!! gets eaten by a moose
Moose: MOO!!!
Alfred: Let's drive on the highway on low gear!
Me: Let us begin!
Mokuba: For the first round, they will play a game of…Laser Tag!!! The rules are simple. Each team gets a different color, and a base of that color. If you get shot 2 times, you're automatically sent into a room of one million Omochao, created for us today by Neotails526!!!
Neotails526: Thank you! Thank you!
Contestants: grimace
Mokuba: Now, there is a twist, as there is in many of the reality shows of today…
Me: nodnod
Mokuba: You will all start out playing at Final Destination, but MUCH more complex.
Sonic: Wait…start out at FD? What do you mean start out?
Mokuba: Well, if you hadn't interrupted me, you would know by now.
Sonic: Well, soorrry, Mr. I'm-too-good-for-the-contestants-because-I-am-the-commentator-dude-guy-so-I-can-push-them-around-and-be-mean-to-them!!
Knuckles: Dude. You're out of breath.
Sonic: purple
Amy: I bet you he would've said more.
Sophia: Just continue already!!!
Omochao: TIMESPACECONTINUUM!!!
Ryan, Alfred, Andrew, Nelson: (GASP) HE—HE—USED OUR WORD!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
All the girls that have obtained the ability to pull out random objects from thin air: hit all of them with bathtubs, mallets, Omochaos, kitchens, etc., etc.
Me: Go ahead Mokuba.
Mokuba: Ok, when all of you are ready to STOP, then I will continue.
Ryan, Alfred, Andrew, Nelson: We're not ready!!!
Sophia: grows bigger WOULD YOU SHUT UP ALREADY?!??!?
Guys: cower in fear behind Me
Mokuba: Forget it!!! I'll just start! Once one team is in the lead, you will all get transported to a world that is familiar to that team, then continue laser tag.
Everyone: ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Mokuba: For example, if Sonic's team were to be in the lead, you all will be transported to a world of theirs.
Everyone: OOOOoooOOOooh.
Me: One more thing also. Mokuba, you do not know this because we just set this up now. Apparently, there are weapons lying around that may enhance your arsenal, but, there are some that are hazardous, or may decrease your arsenal. Like say for example, you get a bazooka. You can fire extremely large amounts of laser, which can—
Eggman: SNIFF MY BUTTCRACK!!!
Sonic: kicks Eggman into outer space and to the TIMESPACECONTINUUM where he belongs
Me: WHICH CAN clears throat I mean, which can destroy several opponents at a time. But, if you, say, accidentally touch one of those electrocuter thingies from James Bond movies, it is very hard to get rid of an opponent like that, because you have to get real close to attack them.
Legality Dude: (this is actually one of the dudes I can trust, unlike the announcer dudes…) Don't ask how we got those James Bond thingies into our system. I can assure all those people that like to sue people out there, that we got those on account of some legal documents, and it is to our extent that we are not responsible for any of the weapons actions. Take heed to this contestants. disappears
Everyone: WOOOOOOAAAAH!!!
Mokuba: He's good. REAL good.
Me: BEGIN!!!
Everyone: fall into a teleporter GYAAAAH!!!!
Ryan: YOU DIDN'T WARN Uuuuuussssss………
Me: Hehehehe…
Me: OMG! OMG! This one was soooooo bad...there was a total change in plans! I write this by just going and typing things that come to mind.
Ryan: Oh well. YOU COULD'VE AT LEAST WARNED US WHEN WE WERE GOING TO FALL!!!
Me: Shut up! Well, next chapter is going to be round one. Don't worry, they only have heard two of many OTHER tiny rules that they can learn. Some rules will benefit them, some will just disqualify them. As my server is being real pushy as I can't seem to get asterisks to stay in my stories, I've used these ………. Until then, WHAT'RE YOU DOING ON A DAY LIKE THIS?!? GO OUTSIDE AND EXECISE!!! Cuz I am.