Andrew: I'll trade you my cookie!
Tai: For what?
Andrew: For Tifa!
Cloud: No way!
Andrew: Yes way!
Cloud: I will beat you!
Andrew: With what? A cloud? Oh my gosh! slap hands on face I'm going to die by a cloud! Ooohh noooo!
Floating Calculator: squash Andrew underneath
Sonic: He does have a point.
Ryan: Woah! looks around We're in Final Masterba—I mean Destination!
All girls: smack him
Jenny: Sicko.
Me: You people are supposed to be killing each other to the brink of death! Or at least laser tagging!
Nelson: shoot Me with laser gun
Me: jump over
Ranma: I don't think you should have done that.
Me: pulls out double machine guns What now punk?
Mokuba: You will now be teleported to your bases.
Ryan: See?!? At least HE warns us before we get tele— fall into teleporter GYAAAH!!!
Mokuba: Hehehe…
Team Red Team Blue Team Yellow Ryan Tai AshNelson Matt Misty
Jenny Sora Gary
Sophia Kari Pikachu
Alfred Tk Togepi (this should be good)
Issac Ranma Sonic
Mia Shampoo Knuckles
Garet Akane Amy
Jenna Genma Tails
Ivan Ukyou Rouge
Red Base
Ryan: WOAH! Issac! How wickedly cool!
Issac: I know, I know, I'm all that.
Ryan: WOAH!! Ivan!! Sweet!!
Ivan: Thank you, thank you!
Issac: --
Ryan: Woah! Cool! It's Garet too!
Garet: Yeah, yeah, whatever.
Ryan: Wooooooaaah…Mia…drools
Mia: slap him
Nelson: We should form a plan.
Sophia: Ok, Mr. Plan. What's the plan?
Nelson: …We should…make a plan!
Everybody: face fault
Issac: We can use powers though, and there are other weapons lying around the ground.
Alfred: We should try to get the bazooka. Or at least locate it for now.
Everyone: WOAH!!! He didn't go crazy or say something stupid!
Alfred: ………
Ryan: Boost! gets boosted by Nelson and Alfred I see the bazooka! It's inconveniently right in the middle of the battlefield where there are ten turrets aiming at it, which are backed up by mega robot thingies, it also has laser-shaped anvils floating on top of the area that look like they're about to fall any second, there's a hole that keeps moving around in circles around the bazooka—this must be a REALLY good weapon—and there are platforms circling and floating around it with what appears to be missile turrets, and it is right in the middle of a giant target which as of now, I have no idea what it does.
Ivan: Great.
Ryan: comes back down burned and electrified to a crisp I also saw Pikachu…faints
Jenny: Damn! He didn't get sent into the room of 1 million Omochaos!
Ryan: Just cause I fainted doesn't mean I'm deaf.
Yellow Base
Ash: Way to go Pika!
Pikachu: I'm da man!
Sonic: Where are our guns?
Knuckles: Ooooh! These are sweet! pulls up really big gun
Rouge: Let's see what it can do.
Sonic: Hurry up old man! presses trigger
Knuckles: really big gun shoots out tiny ass laser
Everyone: WTF?!?
Misty: That just plain sucks! The really big gun is like the size of all of us put together!
Gary: Twice! Especially considering how scrawny you people are. gets hit repeatedly
Me: BEWARE! THE FLOATING CALCULATOR!!! runs past everyone
Amy: What the heck was that?
Ash: Probably some new glitch. gets hit by floating calculator Did I say glitch? I meant bitch. gets totally squashed by floating calculator
Misty: Has anyone seen Togepi?
Blue Base
Tk: Me want COOKIE!!!
Kari: aim gun at him
Tk: I can wait.
Ranma: OOH! LOOK! BOMBS! pick up half lit grenade
Everyone: THROW IT OUT YOU STUPID—
Ranma: It's a manual guide with a half lit grenade picture on it.
Genma: You dope! We could've been sent into the 'O' room!
Akane: pulls out mallet DIE YOU— Woah! My mallet turned into laser mallet!
Ukyou: Sweet! It's an upgrade.
Tai: OOH! LOOK! BOMBS!
Sora: It's just getting old now.
Togepi: Hello!
Everyone: GAH!
Kari: Oh, hello cute egg-shaped thingymajigger.
Tk: Here, take this gun. tosses gun to Togepi
Sora: Are you crazy? It can barely hold it!
Togepi: loads gun
Shampoo: Uh, guys…Shampoo think it time to leave now…
Matt: Why? looks at Togepi Oh.
Togepi: holds double machine guns Lock and load. start firing like crazy
Everyone: AAAH!! run in all different directions
Red Base
Garet: Woah! Hey guys, they must've started already. I can hear gunshots from here.
Ryan: Well then, let's not keep them waiting!
Nelson: toss everyone a gun
Ranma characters run in
Sophia: What are you people doing in here? We could, would, AND should shoot you all right now.
Akane: TRUCE! At least for now! Let us explain first!
Alfred: Go ahead. aim at Akane
Jenny: Put that down you idiot.
Ranma: Well, we were preparing and stuff, cracking jokes and then this egg-shaped thingy came in and started firing at us with double machine guns!
Everyone: …
Alfred: AAAAAH!!! THE EGG PEOPLE ARE COMING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD BY CLAIMING OUR CHICKEN EGGS AND TRANSFORMING THEM INTO EGG THINGIES WHICH WILL HELP THEM WIN AGAINST US!!!
Everyone: WOULD YOU SHUT UP?!?
Ryan: WOAH! A mission! Who's up for guarding this base?
Alfred: OOOH! PICK ME!!! What are we doing?
Ryan: I guess that that means all of us besides Alfred are going on a mission.
The Flea: DONUTS!!!!
Togepi: show up in big robot thing
Mia: Isn't that one of the robots Ryan saw guarding the bazooka?
Togepi: hears the word "bazooka" Look what I got! pulls out bazooka
Everyone: GAAAAH! PUT IT AWAY!! run to yellow base
Alfred: Hey, cool! You got the bazooka! Can I see? takes bazooka
Togepi: HEY! MINE! pulls trigger on Alfred who was for some reason looking at the bazooka the wrong way
Alfred: gets teleported to you know where Woah! It's so…blue… Is this heaven? Oooh! Look at the pretty blue annoying thingies that keep saying they are going to kill me!
One of those utterly annoying flashbacks that appear during the fic
Me: I have a great song Mr. Suarez!
Mr. Suarez: Really?
Me: Yes! I'm going to sing it for you now.
Nelson: RUN MR. SUAREZ!!! RUN!!!
Flea: BIIIIG DONUTS!!!
Alfred: My tights itch.
Tifa: How come you're wearing tights?
Andrew: TIFA!!! I LOVE YOU!!!
Cloud: throws sword at Andrew YEAH! picks nose
Me: If you are able to sing this extremely long song without messing up, or breathing, or breaking your nose, or eating donuts, or singing, I will pay you 2 million euro dollars!!!
Flea: Ok. Can the flea eat donuts now?
Me: takes a deep breath There's a microscopic animal on the germ on the speck on the spot on the leg on the flea on the wing on the fly on the wart on the ugly ass face on the frog on the bump on the log in the hole on the bottom of the sea!
Alfred: There's a hole! There's a hole!
Me: There's a microscopic animal on the germ on the speck on the spot on the leg on the flea on the wing on the fly on the wart on the ugly ass face on the frog on the bump on the log in the hole on the bottom of the sea!
End Flashback
Alfred: Dude, my tights itch. scratches head
Meanwhile at yellow base…
Everyone: join forces
Ryan: shoot Nelson in the back with laser gun
Nelson: Haha! That tickles my buns of steel!!!
Egg-shaped thingy: YOU ALL SHALL PAY!!! EAT LASER TYPE THINGIES!!!
Flea: Keep donuts warm at all times. Do not use microwave for safety of explosion. Do not freeze. OOOOOooooOOOOOOOoooO…
Egg-shaped thingy: shoots with double machine guns
Everyone: die dramatically like in some crazy war movie like Saving Private Ryan or something
Me: YEAY! I live!!!
Omochao Room
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Issac: Hey, where'd all the omochao go?
Alfred: licks lips
Sora: Who cares? WE LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!
Alfred: stomach gurgles Uh oh…
Everyone: OH NO!!!
BOOOOOOM!!!!
ME: Mwahahahahahaha! Cliffie!!! Did Alfred pop? I don't know? STOP ASKING ME!!!!!!
Floating calculator: o.O
