CHAPTER ONE....THE ODYSSEY
FK: This is the effect of haveing to read the Odyssey in the time spand of two weeks. DO YOU KNOW HOW BIG THAT IS?!?!?!
Aharon: Calm down...(whispers) It's your fault for reading ahead in the first place...
FK: (evil grin) Did you say something, dear?
Aharon: I said this story has characters that you won't have even if you have tears on your face!
Character parts:
Odysseus: Hiei-sama
Polythemis (the cyclops): Kuwa-chan
Random Sailor 1: Kurama-san
Random Sailor 2: Yusuke- chan
This is the scene on the boat after Odysseus blinded Polythemis in the cave. They are now one the boat sailing away.
Hiei is seen whering an old lacy white shirt and black jeans. The other crew members are wearing the samething. Hiei is shouting something incohearent at Kuwabara who is still on the island looking really pissed off. "You foolish oaf!! My name is not Nohbdy!!!" Hiei shouted. "I am Hiei Jaganshi, brother of Yukina of Makai!!"
Kuwabara started to rant. "Oh, damn. The phycic Genki told me that I would lose my eye to Hiei. But me in my foolish pride thought you would be a giant of a man!" Snickers are heard coming from the boat. "Not some four foot hobbit!!!" The snickers are louder as Kuwabara throws a mountian top at the boat, causing them to flow away.
"Short am I?" Hiei runs to jump off boat, but Kurama grabs him and holds him above the water. "Damn you, you kitsune! Let me go!! Let me kill that damn bastard!!"
"Now, now, Hiei. Is that really neccessary? You wanna make it home to Kyko and Koenma (his wife and son) don'tcha?"
"But he called me short...!"
KuwabaraSticks out tounge and pats his butt. Ha Ha you can't get me!!!
Hiei makes a rude sign with his finger. "Let's go home to Makai...."
"Do you really think he saw the insult?" Yusuke said. "I mean you did blind him...."
"Do you like your throat where it is?"
The curtian closes and as it does so you can hear Kuwabara and Yusuke screaming. Hiei comes out wipping his katana on his shirt, grinning.
FK: Don't kill me Kuwa-fans!!!
Aharon: Are there any?
FK: grins Next chapter will probably be Shakespear or something like that!!