FK: (grinning) Today's chapter is Romeo and Juliet! What conflicts will the cast have today?
Aharon: I don't know the conflicts, but one authoress is gunna die if she does what the script inclines to do!
I'm gunna surprize you all with the cast member list!! (FK runs away laughing maniacly)
FK is running around handing scripts out to Kuwabara, Yusuke, and Shizuru. Grinning at their faces as they read what was infront of them, she ushered them into the wardrobe room.
On stage, Yusuke walked to the rose trelis. He was wearing a long, off-white lacy shirt and brown dress pants. As he went to climb the trelis he accidentaly stepped on a rose. A voice that sounded a lot like Kuramas' was shouting obsene words at Yusuke off stage. As he continued up, the words got louder till Hiei managed to clasp a hand over his mouth.
When he reached the top, a figure was pushed onto the balcony. It was Kuwabara, wearing a frilly dress of pink satin and white lace. "FK, when we're done, remind me to kill you."
"Awww. But pink is soo your color," FK said laughing. Kuwabara glared at her and with a high falsetto in his voice, he continued.
"Romeo, Romeo, Where for art thou Rome--"
"CUT!!!!!!" A blue haired girl ran into the scene. "How dare you put Kuwabara as Juliet!! This beautiful creature deserves a way better role than that!!"
FK sighed. "Katwings, it's just how I planned the script."
"I don't care!!" Katwings screamed. She sat down and rewrote the script and handed one to Kurama, Sniper, and Hiei. "There. Now it'll be better." Grinning, she walked off stage.
Sighing, FK looked over the new script. "Places everyone!!"
This time it was Sniper climbing up the trelis, with Kurama on the balcony. Everyone was 'aw'ing until Sniper held out five dice in his hands.
"Romeo, Romeo, Where fore art thou Romeo?" Kurama called in a false falsetto.
"Wait!!!! Not my dear Kurama and Sniper!!!" Yelled a red-tipped, brown haired girl in a mini skirt and black fishnet on her arms.
"IS EVERY ONE I KNOW COMING INTO MY FANFIC?!?!?!" FK shrieked. "Kyko, what do you want now?!"
Kyko had an impish grin on her face as she replied. "Just switching around the characters." She pointed at Kurama and Botan. "Kurama get out of that dress. Botan, get into that dress." With that she walked out out of the room.
The role switching and costume changing continued as Keisha, Gagey, Brakes, and Ley came by and put in their own imput. After a while FK just gave up.
"That's it!!" She looked at the cast in messed up costumes. Yusuke in the nurse's uniform, Sniper in Juliet's gown, Kuwabara as the frier, and Kurama as Romeo. "I QUIT!! You guys can do this damn play yourself!!!" With that she slammed the door.
Everyone stared at the door for a minute. Then they all pulled off their costumes and rejoiced.
FK: My friends drive me CRAZY!!
Aharon: Now you know how I feel...
FK: Now I have to think up of an even worse play for them to preform....How about Oliver Twist? Bwahahahahahaha!!!
Aharon: Don't do that ever again...