(MegaMan X, and Zero
are both doing their own tv show. Zero thinks it's a comedy, so he
acts stupid, as usual. X doesn't know what the heck is up with Zero,
so he tries to keep his cool as Zero is looking off around the room
lovingly.)
X is the first to speak on return from their first
commercial break, "Ok we're back, and those of you just tuning in,
I'm MegaMan X, and this is my partner Zero. Right now we would like
to teach you all some Japanese words and how they're pronounced. So
I'll start. Ahem, the Japanese word for 'yes' is 'hai'. Now it's your
turn Zero." But Zero's staring off lovingly at the audience. "Zero!
I said it's your turn to teach some Japanese, hello?!"
"Hu?" Zero shook
his head, snapping out of the daze. "Oh, uh, the Japanese word
for..... ow, is..... ow."
X shakes his head in disbelief,
and Zero is smiling stupidly at the audience. "No Zero, that's not
even funny, and it'll never be."
"Well I heard Jackie Chan say that the Chinese word for ow is ow."
"Chinese isn't Japanese, Zero."
"Oh yea."
"Uhm, Zero why are you staring around the room like that?"
"Oh, there's a, um, an, uh...."
X paused for a moment, waiting for Zero to finish his thought. "Zero you didn't answer my question, you just sort of trailed off there."
Zero closed his eyes
and rubbed the back of his head, embarrassed, "Yea, I, uh, do that
sometimes..."
X sighed, "We'll be right back." The
camera leaves them and rolls to a commercial. After a few minutes
their back on and X is still sitting on his chair, while Zero is
running around with a flyswatter trying to kill a bug. "And we're
back, but unfortunately Zero's off in the back trying to kill a
fly."
"It's a mosquito!"
"So anyway the bad weather has canceled all the sports so..." As X spoke, Zero hits him with the flyswatter, killing the mosquito on X's head. "Ow, Zero why did you do that?!"
"Oh, I, uh...." Zero quickly sits down properly and looks at the camera proudly like a professional. "The Japanese word for 'cute' is 'kawaii'.
"Zero we're not doing that anymore!" X stops, shocked. "Wait Zero, you actually got it right?"
Zero blushed, "Yea, thanks, I usually do well when I'm not drunk."
"Oh joy. Well that's all the time we have for today."
"We'll be right back."
"No Zero, we're not coming back! The show's over! God!" X gets up and Zero runs off seeing X mad. X chases Zero as the camera zooms away showing the audience cheering on the news set.)