(X and Zero are at the 'Mavericks Gym' working out on the
treadmill.)
X: Come on Zero we gotta keep up a steady pace, if we want to finish on time.
Zero: Nah, if I go faster I'll finish before you and be done first.
X: (Confidently) Ok Zero, whatever you say....
(Gym music plays and it's one of the songs from the final level of X5. X is done, but Zero's still going panting on breathlessly.)
X: See Zero I told you to keep a steady pace, because your still going, and I've been done for a while now.
Zero: (tired) I can't make it...
X: Come on Zero, you can do it!
Zero: (sweating) I can't do it...
X: Yes you can!
Zero: Hey, I did it!
(Zero is finished but the treadmill is still going.)
X: There, I told you, you could do it. Now it's time to go, so I'll see you back at the base.
(X disappears and the second he did, Zero's treadmill was going faster, he tripped and got caught in it, and Zero was going round and round screaming his head off. Sigma was running on the one next to him. He turns over wondering what was going on, and he saw that it was Zero caught on the treadmill. He starts to laugh, and points at Zero, so every other Maverick sees him and starts to laugh too.)
Zero: Uh-h-h-h, I-i-i-i think I-i-i-i'm gonna be-e-e- si-i-i-i-ck...
Sigma: Oh no, somebody turn it off before he...
(Zero throws up. Sigma and some other Mavericks had some of it on them. In disgust, they picked up Zero and threw him out the door. Zero got up and left the gym. But back in the gym...)
Sigma: Ew, that's just gross, Flame Mammoth get over here and clean it up ya rookie.
Flame Mammoth: (Does his cry) Yes master.
(Outside the base, X goes outside for some reason, and he meets Zero outside all cut up and covered in his own throw up.)
X: Oh my god Zero what happened to you, and how come you came back late?
Zero: I was screaming and calling your name for 45 minutes back at the gym and you never came!
X: Zero, I, I, I'm sorry. I didn't hear you.
Zero: What the hell, I could've been killed! Man, some friend you are, leaving me back there like that, how did I ever wind up meeting you anyway?!
X: You don't even remember?
Zero: Well, I have been hit in the head quite a few times, but I think it went something like this...
(It shows the inside of a bar, and Zero is sitting next to Neon Tiger, and they're both drunk. X comes in with Zero's girlfriend Iris, and Zero looks over at her.)
Zero: Hey baby what's up, so why don't you and I go off together and leave this blue freak, huh?
(X interrupts Zero's story.)
X: Uh Zero why do all of your stories involve Neon Tiger? You do know that he's a lesbian right?
Zero: Shut up! Anyways where was I, oh yeah.
(Zero's story continues.)
X: Hey you can't talk like that to the Colonel's sister like that, you piece of low life scum!
Neon Tiger: Hey you can't talk like that to my husband!
Zero: Hey, I thought I made myself clear in New York!
Neon Tiger: Sigh.
Iris: It's ok X, I kind of like this guy, he's a whole lot cuter then everyone else.
(Iris sits down on Zero's lap giggling while Zero's love struck.)
Neon Tiger: No! Let go of my man!
(Neon Tiger gets up and socks Iris so hard and fast, that she fell to the floor passed out.)
Zero: You idiot what're you doing? I actually had one coming onto me there!
(The Colonel comes in to get a drink, when he sees Iris on the floor.)
Colonel: Hey who did this to my sister X?
(X points to Neon Tiger, but Neon Tiger points to Zero, whose staring off into space.)
Colonel: You'll pay for hurting her!
Zero: What? No, I didn't...
(Colonel picks up Zero and throws him to the floor. Iris wakes up, and sees what's happening.)
Iris: No brother please stop! He didn't hurt me.
Colonel: Iris your ok. X, I'm never leaving you to watch Iris for me again.
X: But I didn't....
Colonel: I'm sorry X.
(He picks up Iris and puts her on his shoulder and walks away.)
Colonel: Iris I never want to see you around that red guy again.
Iris: No, stop, but I love him!
(Colonel leaves with Iris. Zero gets up and faces X.)
Zero: Hey, do you think I'll ever see her again?
X: Don't worry, I see a good future in you, so I'll help you... uh, wh, what's your name?
Zero: Oh, I'm sorry my name is Zero, what's yours?
X: My name is MegaMan, MegaMan Volnutt. But you can just call me X.
Zero: Hey you and I should hang out more often. You're a Maverick Hunter aren't you? Can I join you as your partner?
X: Sure pal. You know what let's go now and get started! What do you say, huh?
Zero: Ok, pal.
(X, and Zero leave the bar with an angry Neon Tiger still sitting there thinking to himself. End of Zero's story.)
Zero: And that's the story of how I met the Colonel.
X: That was a great story Zero. But it was supposed to be of how we met!
Zero: Aw!
X: Here let me tell you the story of how we met.
(X tells his story, and when he finishes, he looks at Zero, who had fallen asleep.)
X: Zero you! Oh, never mind. Aw.
(X looks down at Zero, and imagines Zero as a little baby sleeping. He pats Zero on the head and gives him a blanket and goes inside to rest up for the night. Zero fell asleep outside, but it's dangerous at night. As Zero was sleeping outside Neon Tiger walks by the Maverick Hunter head quarters and sees Zero asleep. He was happy to see Zero, so he lied down with him in the blanket and gave Zero a kiss on the cheek. Zero smiles, and it makes Neon Tiger happy. He falls asleep too. Later on when it was morning X came out side to check on Zero, he saw him with Neon Tiger. They were both on their stomachs, so X put Neon Tiger's paw on Zero's butt, and ran inside laughing, and Neon Tiger wakes up, not noticing what X did. Then all of a sudden Zero wakes up and he feels something on his butt, he looks over to his side to spot Neon Tiger lying there watching him lovingly.)
Neon Tiger: Hi.
Zero: Ew man that's gross, your gross, get away from me! X you idiot I'm gonna get you back for this!
(Zero runs inside the base, leaving Neon Tiger out there happy and angry.)
treadmill.)
X: Come on Zero we gotta keep up a steady pace, if we want to finish on time.
Zero: Nah, if I go faster I'll finish before you and be done first.
X: (Confidently) Ok Zero, whatever you say....
(Gym music plays and it's one of the songs from the final level of X5. X is done, but Zero's still going panting on breathlessly.)
X: See Zero I told you to keep a steady pace, because your still going, and I've been done for a while now.
Zero: (tired) I can't make it...
X: Come on Zero, you can do it!
Zero: (sweating) I can't do it...
X: Yes you can!
Zero: Hey, I did it!
(Zero is finished but the treadmill is still going.)
X: There, I told you, you could do it. Now it's time to go, so I'll see you back at the base.
(X disappears and the second he did, Zero's treadmill was going faster, he tripped and got caught in it, and Zero was going round and round screaming his head off. Sigma was running on the one next to him. He turns over wondering what was going on, and he saw that it was Zero caught on the treadmill. He starts to laugh, and points at Zero, so every other Maverick sees him and starts to laugh too.)
Zero: Uh-h-h-h, I-i-i-i think I-i-i-i'm gonna be-e-e- si-i-i-i-ck...
Sigma: Oh no, somebody turn it off before he...
(Zero throws up. Sigma and some other Mavericks had some of it on them. In disgust, they picked up Zero and threw him out the door. Zero got up and left the gym. But back in the gym...)
Sigma: Ew, that's just gross, Flame Mammoth get over here and clean it up ya rookie.
Flame Mammoth: (Does his cry) Yes master.
(Outside the base, X goes outside for some reason, and he meets Zero outside all cut up and covered in his own throw up.)
X: Oh my god Zero what happened to you, and how come you came back late?
Zero: I was screaming and calling your name for 45 minutes back at the gym and you never came!
X: Zero, I, I, I'm sorry. I didn't hear you.
Zero: What the hell, I could've been killed! Man, some friend you are, leaving me back there like that, how did I ever wind up meeting you anyway?!
X: You don't even remember?
Zero: Well, I have been hit in the head quite a few times, but I think it went something like this...
(It shows the inside of a bar, and Zero is sitting next to Neon Tiger, and they're both drunk. X comes in with Zero's girlfriend Iris, and Zero looks over at her.)
Zero: Hey baby what's up, so why don't you and I go off together and leave this blue freak, huh?
(X interrupts Zero's story.)
X: Uh Zero why do all of your stories involve Neon Tiger? You do know that he's a lesbian right?
Zero: Shut up! Anyways where was I, oh yeah.
(Zero's story continues.)
X: Hey you can't talk like that to the Colonel's sister like that, you piece of low life scum!
Neon Tiger: Hey you can't talk like that to my husband!
Zero: Hey, I thought I made myself clear in New York!
Neon Tiger: Sigh.
Iris: It's ok X, I kind of like this guy, he's a whole lot cuter then everyone else.
(Iris sits down on Zero's lap giggling while Zero's love struck.)
Neon Tiger: No! Let go of my man!
(Neon Tiger gets up and socks Iris so hard and fast, that she fell to the floor passed out.)
Zero: You idiot what're you doing? I actually had one coming onto me there!
(The Colonel comes in to get a drink, when he sees Iris on the floor.)
Colonel: Hey who did this to my sister X?
(X points to Neon Tiger, but Neon Tiger points to Zero, whose staring off into space.)
Colonel: You'll pay for hurting her!
Zero: What? No, I didn't...
(Colonel picks up Zero and throws him to the floor. Iris wakes up, and sees what's happening.)
Iris: No brother please stop! He didn't hurt me.
Colonel: Iris your ok. X, I'm never leaving you to watch Iris for me again.
X: But I didn't....
Colonel: I'm sorry X.
(He picks up Iris and puts her on his shoulder and walks away.)
Colonel: Iris I never want to see you around that red guy again.
Iris: No, stop, but I love him!
(Colonel leaves with Iris. Zero gets up and faces X.)
Zero: Hey, do you think I'll ever see her again?
X: Don't worry, I see a good future in you, so I'll help you... uh, wh, what's your name?
Zero: Oh, I'm sorry my name is Zero, what's yours?
X: My name is MegaMan, MegaMan Volnutt. But you can just call me X.
Zero: Hey you and I should hang out more often. You're a Maverick Hunter aren't you? Can I join you as your partner?
X: Sure pal. You know what let's go now and get started! What do you say, huh?
Zero: Ok, pal.
(X, and Zero leave the bar with an angry Neon Tiger still sitting there thinking to himself. End of Zero's story.)
Zero: And that's the story of how I met the Colonel.
X: That was a great story Zero. But it was supposed to be of how we met!
Zero: Aw!
X: Here let me tell you the story of how we met.
(X tells his story, and when he finishes, he looks at Zero, who had fallen asleep.)
X: Zero you! Oh, never mind. Aw.
(X looks down at Zero, and imagines Zero as a little baby sleeping. He pats Zero on the head and gives him a blanket and goes inside to rest up for the night. Zero fell asleep outside, but it's dangerous at night. As Zero was sleeping outside Neon Tiger walks by the Maverick Hunter head quarters and sees Zero asleep. He was happy to see Zero, so he lied down with him in the blanket and gave Zero a kiss on the cheek. Zero smiles, and it makes Neon Tiger happy. He falls asleep too. Later on when it was morning X came out side to check on Zero, he saw him with Neon Tiger. They were both on their stomachs, so X put Neon Tiger's paw on Zero's butt, and ran inside laughing, and Neon Tiger wakes up, not noticing what X did. Then all of a sudden Zero wakes up and he feels something on his butt, he looks over to his side to spot Neon Tiger lying there watching him lovingly.)
Neon Tiger: Hi.
Zero: Ew man that's gross, your gross, get away from me! X you idiot I'm gonna get you back for this!
(Zero runs inside the base, leaving Neon Tiger out there happy and angry.)