(X and Zero are walking together just talking, when all of a sudden Zero
asks X how his childhood was like.)
Zero: Hey X, how come you never talk about your life when you were a kid?
(X stops walking, and he stares down at the ground.)
Zero: X what's wrong?
X: Zero, the reason why I never talk about it is because I lost so many people that meant a lot to me. Ever since that time when I was growing up, I was in a fight with someone named Sarah. She almost destroyed me, and the only way for me to still stay alive, was for Data to reset my body and mind. I turned back into a kid again. I was found by a man named Barrel Caskett, and his granddaughter Roll. Barrel took care of me, and when I was old enough, I went on digs underneath ruins to look for old parts and money. We soon got in fights with air pirates, and the leader was named Teisil Bonne. His brother and sister were Bon, and Tron. Tron liked me, but I liked Roll, and she got jealous. Anyway, one day when I was helping Roll find her father, I saw a picture of you in your black armor. I didn't remember who you were, until I did all of a sudden. Then you came through a portal from what I called the future, but it would really be the present for me. After convincing me who I really was, I turned back into an adult, and I left Roll and everyone else to go back to my world. I was happy to be back and remember things, but I left people like Roll. Now they're all dead, and I miss them. So there Zero, that's why I never talk about my childhood.
Zero: Gosh X, I never realized that you felt like this before. I'm sorry I brought you back, but I had to, and I'm glad to be your best friend and partner. I'm here for you X, and I always will be, just like you're here for me right?
X: Yea, thanks Zero. Thanks for everything.
(X and Zero shake hands)
Zero: Just don't ask about my childhood.
X: (laughing) No worries there!
Zero: Oh my god X, we're supposed to go down to the tournaments already or else we'll be late!
X: I almost forgot, ok let's go!
(X and Zero head over to a stadium where the tournaments are being held. They made it in time. X and Zero go out with the other competitors and wait in the middle of the field with the audience going wield.)
X: Hey Zero, who was the one that won last time?
Zero: That was last time!
(Zero giggles, and looks over to his right, and he stops when he sees that Neon Tiger also entered. The other contestants were Sigma, Magma Dragoon, Axle the Red, Commander Yammark, Blizzard Wolf Fang, Sting Chameleon, and Split Mushroom.)
Zero: Oh no, what're you doing here!
Neon Tiger: Well look who it is, I knew that you'd show up. I knew that you loved me too. Come on let's ditch this place and go out. What do you say, hm?
Zero: (Sarcastically) I'm sorry, but I think I hear X calling me.
(Zero turns and walks away)
Neon Tiger: (Thinks to himself) Aw, I know that X isn't gay, but what makes him so lucky to someone like him! Well don't worry Zero, one day I'll win your love.
(As Zero's walking around, one of the other competitors grabs Zero and turns him around. It was Blizzard Wolf Fang, and he looked mad.)
Zero: Oh great it's you again, what do you want?
Blizzard Wolf Fang: Oh you think you're so smart do you, well I won't let you win this time. I'll squash you like the puny little insect you are!
Commander Yammark: Hey! I find that really offensive you know.
Blizzard Wolf Fang: Sorry. Anyway Zero don't think I'll go easy on you, because I'm sure that Neon Tiger would have the honor in doing that now will he.
Zero: Oh what to me? Oh no, I'm pretty sure he's saving that for you.
(Everyone laughs at Blizzard Wolf Fang)
Blizzard Wolf Fang: What! How dare you insult me like this, just wait until the matches start! Then I'll let you really have it!
(He turns and walks away)
Announcer: Ok now it's time to see whose fighting who. The first two are X and Neon Tiger!
X & Neon Tiger: What?!
Neon Tiger: Hey X, I know you're not as cute as Zero, but I'll be gentle with you hmm.
Zero: Haha, you get to fight Neon Tiger X, haha!
X: Shut up Zero!
Announcer: And the second match is Commander Yammark, verses Split Mushroom. The third match is Blizzard Wolf Fang, verses Sting Chameleon. The fourth match is Sigma verses Zero!
Zero: E!
X: Haha!
Zero: Aw, how come I'm the one to fight Sigma?!
X: Well, I guess that's just the luck of the draw....
Zero: Shut up X, you have to fight the lesbian.
Announcer: And the last match is Magma Dragoon verses Axle the Red. Ok contestants lets begin shall we.
(The first match starts, and all the girls in the audience cheer over X. Back in the corner Zero watches X.)
Zero: Aw, why can't the girls go crazy over my like that, even though Iris is the only one for me?
Neon Tiger: (To himself) Aw, why can't Zero go crazy over me like that?
(The match starts, and since Neon Tiger was just standing there thinking to himself, X charged up a spinning blade attack, and since it was Neon Tiger's weakness, he got knocked out. The audience cheers, and Neon Tiger runs to the locker room past Zero, and cries wondering why he couldn't beat X and win Zero's love. He runs over to Zero and starts hugging him.)
Neon Tiger: Hold me Zero, don't let me go! Comfort me gently, I need you.
Zero: Ah, get off me you sick freak, I don't love you, and I never will.
Neon Tiger: Sh, sh, sh, don't be blinded by your words, listen to your heart.
Zero: Well right now my heart is telling me to throw up.
(X comes over and grabs Neon Tiger and throws him over the audience over the roof, outside the front door. He couldn't get back in.)
Zero: Oh thanks X.
X: No problem Zero.
(The announcer announces the next match. Commander Yammark beat Split Mushroom. The third match started and Blizzard Wolf Fang beat Sting Chameleon. The fourth match started and Magma Dragoon beat Axle the Red. Now it was time for Zero to fight Sigma.)
Zero: Ok, I can do this. I must do it for Iris.
(He yells out to the audience.)
Zero: I love you Iris!
(Nobody answers. Zero sighs, he didn't know that Iris was watching the match on tv. But outside Neon Tiger hears Zero.)
Neon Tiger: (Gasp) Did he say that he loves me? I love you too Zero!
Sigma: Alright it's time to end this hero!
(Sigma rushes over to Zero and they start to fight. After a while they pull out their sabers and start to fight. Since they both really hate each other, they took it seriously. Zero fell down and couldn't fight anymore and he was bleeding badly.)
Zero: Oh no, help me someone!
X: Sigma no don't do it! You're not allowed to kill him!
Sigma: Hah, watch me!
(Sigma puts his foot on Zero's head, and starts to crush him. Just as Zero was about to get knocked out, Neon Tiger jumps over the roof and charges at Sigma.)
Neon Tiger: No! Leave my man alone!
Sigma: What, don't be a fool you... ah!
(Neon Tiger takes down Sigma and Sigma won since Zero got help.)
Zero: (Sarcastically) Oh thanks, now I'm disqualified.
Neon Tiger: (Proudly) Your welcome.
(Sigma couldn't fight anymore, so he left. Blizzard Wolf Fang left too, because he couldn't fight Zero. The only ones left to fight were X, Magma Dragoon, and Commander Yammark. X fights them in a three way, and he wins. As was the winner, X and his friends were celebrating in the locker room. He won $1,000,000 zenny.) Zero: Well X, I guess you won again this time. Congratulations.
Neon Tiger: Hey here's some whine for the winner. Here X have some, you too Zero.
X: Uh that's ok, Zero and I don't...
(Zero grabs the whole bottle and drinks it all. After that he got drunk.)
X: Zero! Oh joy, now he's drunk again. Thanks a lot Neon Tiger.
Neon Tiger: You're welcome! Now he's all mine.
Zero: (Drunk talk) Hey Neon Tiger, I think you'd look good in a pink outfit.
Neon Tiger: (Gasp) Really you think so? Let's go buy one now!
(All of a sudden Magma Dragoon came over.)
Magma Dragoon: Hey X, I know we're enemies, but you want to go out with these two and celebrate?
X: Ok, I could use a little fun, and a laugh.
(All four of them go walk around outside. It's night, and everyone except X gets drunk. Zero sees a pole, so he climbs it and when he gets to the top he lets go, and it sounds like he broke his legs.)
Zero: Oh, no, my legs. I think I broke my legs!
(Everyone drunk laughs, and so does X.)
Zero: No you guys I'm serious!
(They all stop in shock and concern.)
Neon Tiger: Oh my god, my man is hurt, I'll never forgive myself!
(Zero gets up on his feet and laughs.)
Zero: Haha, nah I'm just kidding. I got you good.
(Everyone laughs)
Magma Dragoon: Hey you guys, why don't we hook up Zero with another lemon snow cone?
Zero: Nah, I don't think so. That last one didn't even taste like a.... oh real mature you guys! (Everyone laughs, and Zero grabs X and walks back home, to the Maverick Hunter Headquarters. Magma Dragoon and Neon Tiger are still laughing until Magma Dragoon snaps back into himself.)
Magma Dragoon: Ew, what am I doing here with you! Get away from me you freak!
(Magma Dragoon pushes Neon Tiger to the side and runs off. Neon Tiger looks up at the moon and stars.)
Neon Tiger: Oh, why did I scare Zero like that? Now he'll hate me even more.
(Neon Tiger runs off crying.)
Neon Tiger: Just you wait Zero, next time I'll win your love for sure! Until then good night my love.
(Neon Tiger looks up at the moon and imagines him and Zero together.)
Zero: Hey X, how come you never talk about your life when you were a kid?
(X stops walking, and he stares down at the ground.)
Zero: X what's wrong?
X: Zero, the reason why I never talk about it is because I lost so many people that meant a lot to me. Ever since that time when I was growing up, I was in a fight with someone named Sarah. She almost destroyed me, and the only way for me to still stay alive, was for Data to reset my body and mind. I turned back into a kid again. I was found by a man named Barrel Caskett, and his granddaughter Roll. Barrel took care of me, and when I was old enough, I went on digs underneath ruins to look for old parts and money. We soon got in fights with air pirates, and the leader was named Teisil Bonne. His brother and sister were Bon, and Tron. Tron liked me, but I liked Roll, and she got jealous. Anyway, one day when I was helping Roll find her father, I saw a picture of you in your black armor. I didn't remember who you were, until I did all of a sudden. Then you came through a portal from what I called the future, but it would really be the present for me. After convincing me who I really was, I turned back into an adult, and I left Roll and everyone else to go back to my world. I was happy to be back and remember things, but I left people like Roll. Now they're all dead, and I miss them. So there Zero, that's why I never talk about my childhood.
Zero: Gosh X, I never realized that you felt like this before. I'm sorry I brought you back, but I had to, and I'm glad to be your best friend and partner. I'm here for you X, and I always will be, just like you're here for me right?
X: Yea, thanks Zero. Thanks for everything.
(X and Zero shake hands)
Zero: Just don't ask about my childhood.
X: (laughing) No worries there!
Zero: Oh my god X, we're supposed to go down to the tournaments already or else we'll be late!
X: I almost forgot, ok let's go!
(X and Zero head over to a stadium where the tournaments are being held. They made it in time. X and Zero go out with the other competitors and wait in the middle of the field with the audience going wield.)
X: Hey Zero, who was the one that won last time?
Zero: That was last time!
(Zero giggles, and looks over to his right, and he stops when he sees that Neon Tiger also entered. The other contestants were Sigma, Magma Dragoon, Axle the Red, Commander Yammark, Blizzard Wolf Fang, Sting Chameleon, and Split Mushroom.)
Zero: Oh no, what're you doing here!
Neon Tiger: Well look who it is, I knew that you'd show up. I knew that you loved me too. Come on let's ditch this place and go out. What do you say, hm?
Zero: (Sarcastically) I'm sorry, but I think I hear X calling me.
(Zero turns and walks away)
Neon Tiger: (Thinks to himself) Aw, I know that X isn't gay, but what makes him so lucky to someone like him! Well don't worry Zero, one day I'll win your love.
(As Zero's walking around, one of the other competitors grabs Zero and turns him around. It was Blizzard Wolf Fang, and he looked mad.)
Zero: Oh great it's you again, what do you want?
Blizzard Wolf Fang: Oh you think you're so smart do you, well I won't let you win this time. I'll squash you like the puny little insect you are!
Commander Yammark: Hey! I find that really offensive you know.
Blizzard Wolf Fang: Sorry. Anyway Zero don't think I'll go easy on you, because I'm sure that Neon Tiger would have the honor in doing that now will he.
Zero: Oh what to me? Oh no, I'm pretty sure he's saving that for you.
(Everyone laughs at Blizzard Wolf Fang)
Blizzard Wolf Fang: What! How dare you insult me like this, just wait until the matches start! Then I'll let you really have it!
(He turns and walks away)
Announcer: Ok now it's time to see whose fighting who. The first two are X and Neon Tiger!
X & Neon Tiger: What?!
Neon Tiger: Hey X, I know you're not as cute as Zero, but I'll be gentle with you hmm.
Zero: Haha, you get to fight Neon Tiger X, haha!
X: Shut up Zero!
Announcer: And the second match is Commander Yammark, verses Split Mushroom. The third match is Blizzard Wolf Fang, verses Sting Chameleon. The fourth match is Sigma verses Zero!
Zero: E!
X: Haha!
Zero: Aw, how come I'm the one to fight Sigma?!
X: Well, I guess that's just the luck of the draw....
Zero: Shut up X, you have to fight the lesbian.
Announcer: And the last match is Magma Dragoon verses Axle the Red. Ok contestants lets begin shall we.
(The first match starts, and all the girls in the audience cheer over X. Back in the corner Zero watches X.)
Zero: Aw, why can't the girls go crazy over my like that, even though Iris is the only one for me?
Neon Tiger: (To himself) Aw, why can't Zero go crazy over me like that?
(The match starts, and since Neon Tiger was just standing there thinking to himself, X charged up a spinning blade attack, and since it was Neon Tiger's weakness, he got knocked out. The audience cheers, and Neon Tiger runs to the locker room past Zero, and cries wondering why he couldn't beat X and win Zero's love. He runs over to Zero and starts hugging him.)
Neon Tiger: Hold me Zero, don't let me go! Comfort me gently, I need you.
Zero: Ah, get off me you sick freak, I don't love you, and I never will.
Neon Tiger: Sh, sh, sh, don't be blinded by your words, listen to your heart.
Zero: Well right now my heart is telling me to throw up.
(X comes over and grabs Neon Tiger and throws him over the audience over the roof, outside the front door. He couldn't get back in.)
Zero: Oh thanks X.
X: No problem Zero.
(The announcer announces the next match. Commander Yammark beat Split Mushroom. The third match started and Blizzard Wolf Fang beat Sting Chameleon. The fourth match started and Magma Dragoon beat Axle the Red. Now it was time for Zero to fight Sigma.)
Zero: Ok, I can do this. I must do it for Iris.
(He yells out to the audience.)
Zero: I love you Iris!
(Nobody answers. Zero sighs, he didn't know that Iris was watching the match on tv. But outside Neon Tiger hears Zero.)
Neon Tiger: (Gasp) Did he say that he loves me? I love you too Zero!
Sigma: Alright it's time to end this hero!
(Sigma rushes over to Zero and they start to fight. After a while they pull out their sabers and start to fight. Since they both really hate each other, they took it seriously. Zero fell down and couldn't fight anymore and he was bleeding badly.)
Zero: Oh no, help me someone!
X: Sigma no don't do it! You're not allowed to kill him!
Sigma: Hah, watch me!
(Sigma puts his foot on Zero's head, and starts to crush him. Just as Zero was about to get knocked out, Neon Tiger jumps over the roof and charges at Sigma.)
Neon Tiger: No! Leave my man alone!
Sigma: What, don't be a fool you... ah!
(Neon Tiger takes down Sigma and Sigma won since Zero got help.)
Zero: (Sarcastically) Oh thanks, now I'm disqualified.
Neon Tiger: (Proudly) Your welcome.
(Sigma couldn't fight anymore, so he left. Blizzard Wolf Fang left too, because he couldn't fight Zero. The only ones left to fight were X, Magma Dragoon, and Commander Yammark. X fights them in a three way, and he wins. As was the winner, X and his friends were celebrating in the locker room. He won $1,000,000 zenny.) Zero: Well X, I guess you won again this time. Congratulations.
Neon Tiger: Hey here's some whine for the winner. Here X have some, you too Zero.
X: Uh that's ok, Zero and I don't...
(Zero grabs the whole bottle and drinks it all. After that he got drunk.)
X: Zero! Oh joy, now he's drunk again. Thanks a lot Neon Tiger.
Neon Tiger: You're welcome! Now he's all mine.
Zero: (Drunk talk) Hey Neon Tiger, I think you'd look good in a pink outfit.
Neon Tiger: (Gasp) Really you think so? Let's go buy one now!
(All of a sudden Magma Dragoon came over.)
Magma Dragoon: Hey X, I know we're enemies, but you want to go out with these two and celebrate?
X: Ok, I could use a little fun, and a laugh.
(All four of them go walk around outside. It's night, and everyone except X gets drunk. Zero sees a pole, so he climbs it and when he gets to the top he lets go, and it sounds like he broke his legs.)
Zero: Oh, no, my legs. I think I broke my legs!
(Everyone drunk laughs, and so does X.)
Zero: No you guys I'm serious!
(They all stop in shock and concern.)
Neon Tiger: Oh my god, my man is hurt, I'll never forgive myself!
(Zero gets up on his feet and laughs.)
Zero: Haha, nah I'm just kidding. I got you good.
(Everyone laughs)
Magma Dragoon: Hey you guys, why don't we hook up Zero with another lemon snow cone?
Zero: Nah, I don't think so. That last one didn't even taste like a.... oh real mature you guys! (Everyone laughs, and Zero grabs X and walks back home, to the Maverick Hunter Headquarters. Magma Dragoon and Neon Tiger are still laughing until Magma Dragoon snaps back into himself.)
Magma Dragoon: Ew, what am I doing here with you! Get away from me you freak!
(Magma Dragoon pushes Neon Tiger to the side and runs off. Neon Tiger looks up at the moon and stars.)
Neon Tiger: Oh, why did I scare Zero like that? Now he'll hate me even more.
(Neon Tiger runs off crying.)
Neon Tiger: Just you wait Zero, next time I'll win your love for sure! Until then good night my love.
(Neon Tiger looks up at the moon and imagines him and Zero together.)