(It's the day after the match, and X and Zero are walking
together talking.)
Zero: X, that was really mean of you guys of what you did yesterday!
X: I'm sorry Zero, but you were drunk and we were all having fun.
Zero: Ah it's ok X, I like getting drunk.
X & Zero: Haha.
Zero: Hey X, remember when you mentioned that you used to go to ruins and find old parts and treasure?
X: Yea, why?
Zero: Well I was thinking that maybe now since your back here from your 2nd childhood, then maybe there's still treasure inside some of the ruins.
X: You know, maybe you're right! Hey you want to go right now, and see if we can find anything?
Zero: Ok X, sure let's go then.
(X and Zero head out to go find a ruin that still might have treasure.)
X: Wow, I can't believe that there's still some ruins left! I thought that they would've been torn down. Oh well at least we were able to find one so far. Let's go inside Zero.
Zero: Ok X.
(The door opens and they go inside. They both stand on an elevator and it takes them down to the ruins. Zero gets scared.)
Zero: (Like a baby) No X! No, I don't want to go in. I'm scared! Let me out, of here!
(Zero runs over to the elevator and presses both the buttons constantly, and the elevator breaks.)
Zero: Oh no! No! Stupid elevator, now we're stuck in here.
X: Oh great Zero, thanks to your crowdedness we're stuck in here. Thanks a lot, now we have to find the generator to fix the elevator, so now you have no choice but to come help me find it.
Zero: Are you sure that it's safe X?
X: Zero, you have nothing to worry about. It's easy just follow me and you'll be fine.
Zero: Ok X. So how do we find old parts or treasure?
X: Well, we just have to find hidden rooms, where treasure boxes are, and holes in the wall.
Zero: Hey look X a treasure box!
(Zero points down a hallway going left, and there was a room where a treasure box was. Zero runs over to it eagerly, and jumps on the back of the box and tries to pull it open. It wouldn't open.)
Zero: Err, aw, come on you stupid box open! Err this is tough. Hey X how did you open these when you were here before huh?
X: Oh, sorry Zero, but I forgot to tell you that you have to open it with a key.
Zero: Aw screw the key, I can open it! Err...
X: No Zero, we have to find the key first, so come on!
Zero: Oh alright.
(X pulls Zero away from the box, and they walk down the hall. Zero turns around and quickly runs back over to the box and tries to open it again. X turns around and goes back over to Zero.)
Zero: Aw, no, come on! Eh... err! Dah...!
X: Come on Zero, quit fooling around with that stupid box. We'd better get a move on before some Reavorbots decide to show up.
Zero: No X, I can get it open, so give me just a few more...
(Zero pauses for a moment.)
Zero: Hey X, what's a Reavorbot?
"Whoosh, whoosh" (Two Reavorbots come out of nowhere, and start walking over to them beeping angrily. Zero screams like a girl, and hides behind X, cowering.)
Zero: Oh no they're here because I tried to open the box, and they're mad because I disturbed them and that I didn't use the key, and now they want to kill me, oh no, oh no, oh no!
(X shakes his head in embarrassment.)
X: God Zero, they're not that tough. And besides all of that you said isn't true anyway. This is basically they're home. Anyway they're just programmed to destroy intruders.
Zero: But X how do you know what these robots are for? And all they do is shoot, charge, and beep at you like R2D2 from Star Wars. Besides X they beep at you, so what if they're actually talking? For all we know, they could be making fun of us, those little jerks!
X: Well Zero, they protect this place. Imagine this, what would you do if someone barged into your home, and tried to kill you?
Zero: (Pauses for a moment, then) Um X, I don't have a home... and you don't either! Oh no, we're homeless! I don't want to be a low life piece of scum that's poor X.
X: Well I don't see why not. You used to be one before.
Zero: Shut up X, but anyway don't you realize that if we get fired from the Maverick Hunter Headquarters, then we'll have no home?!
(X slaps Zero upside the head)
X: For god's sake Zero, shut up! You're acting like a baby!
Zero: (With tears in his eyes) What? N, no I'm not!
X: Look Zero it's not that hard to beat them.
(X points his X buster at one of the Reavorbots, and fires a charged shot at it destroying it.)
Zero: Ah, I get it! Ok X watch this.
(Zero pulls out his saber and hits the other Reavorbot, but it just stands there.)
Zero: What, why didn't anything happen?
X: Zero, you've got to use a gun like mine, because it finishes the job quicker. So use your gun.
Zero: (Mutters to himself) Darn it X, make me look bad in front of everyone. Wait there isn't anyone here. Darn it! Why am I always wrong?!
(Zero pulls out his gun and fires at the Reavorbot, and it blows up.)
X: Alright Zero let's find the generator.
(After searching for old parts and treasure, and destroying more Reavorbots, X and Zero soon find the generator. They fix the elevator with it, and continue searching for things. They noticed a big door behind it and they both went inside.)
X: Look Zero, it's a refractor! And it's a really big one too. I'll bet we could sell it for a good price.
Zero: Alright money! Money, money, money... for beer, yea...
(Zero runs over to it, not noticing the electric barrier around it.)
X: No Zero wait.!
"Bzack!" (Zero gets zapped by the barrier.)
Zero: Ow, hey that hurt.
X: Of course it did Zero, why do you think it was guarded?
Zero: Darn it!
(All of a sudden the door slams shut and locks. A huge Reavorbot comes out of nowhere.)
X: Oh no, there's a master Reavorbot here! Well no matter, we can take him on, because since there's two of us and we have guns, then we can finish him faster. Come on Zero lets get him! Zero? Zero! Oh now where is he, the door's even locked!
Zero: Oh come on you stupid box! Err...
(It turns out that Zero ran off to go open the box, instead of fighting a huge Reavorbot. After X defeats the master Reavorbot, he looks for Zero. He finds Zero next to the box, and he was crying.)
X: (Sarcastically) What's wrong Zero, did you get scared of the big bad Reavorbot?
Zero: (Sniff) No I can't open the stupid box X, it doesn't want to open.
(X pulls out the key and gives it to Zero.)
X: Here Zero, take the key and open it.
Zero: Aw, stupid key you're the one who started all this.
(Zero swallows the key.)
X: Zero, what are you doing?!
Zero: Aw, now look what I did to the poor key. I'm sorry, let's never argue again.
(Zero hugs his stomach.)
X: Zero! The key was supposed to open that stupid box, so now you've got to stretch the key through your stomach, and open the box.
Zero: Oh, but X it'll destroy my beautiful skin.
X: Well, you could always take a laxative.
Zero: Aw no, I don't want it to come out the other end!
X: Yea, I wouldn't want to touch it either.
(X points his X buster at the box and shoots it open. Zero watches in shock.)
Zero: Aw, why didn't I think of that? And why didn't you do that before!
X: Zero just take what's inside the bloody box, and lets go.
(Zero reaches in the box, and pulls out notes about bomb scymatics. Unsatisfied, Zero crumples the notes up and chews on them like if he's chewing gum.)
X: What the heck do you think you're doing Zero!
Zero: Spit wads X, it's fun.
(Zero pulls out a straw and accidentally spits the wad of notes on X.)
Zero: Whoops, sorry X.
X: Zero, those notes were important you know! Oh forget it, at least we got this refractor. Let's go Zero it's time to go.
(X and Zero turn to leave when Zero notices a crack in the wall. He blasts it open, and he sees another box far away down a narrow hall.)
Zero: (Charges at it) Yea, it's mine this time!
(As Zero runs to the box, it gets tall legs, and it runs gay like over to Zero, and X notices that the box is really a trap of Neon Tiger's. The box gets scared and starts to run away, Zero chases it until it gets trapped in a corner. It begins to shake in fear.)
Zero: Aw how cute, it's scared. Haha.
X: No Zero, that's a trap box, and it was made by Neon Tiger!
Zero: Ah, it is!
(Zero waits for the box to come closer, and then he gets his saber, and slices the legs off, and opens the box to see what's inside. All that was in there was Neon Tiger's stuff. Zero picks up a heart shaped box.)
Zero: Hmm, a heart shaped box...
(Zero never realized, or remembered that Neon Tiger once got Zero drunk, and that he took him back to his place, and treated him like his lover. So he split the candy with Zero, and Neon Tiger thought that it was romantic. He was in love, but nobody knows why he's like this around only Zero.)
Zero: ...Oh well, maybe it was a gift for Valentines Day or something.
X: Zero it's not nice to dig through other people's belongings.
Zero: Oh sure it is X! It gives you a chance to make fun of somebody.
X: (Sigh) Oh joy.
(X goes to look too. Zero tosses other things until he finds a photo album. He opens it, and it's full of pictures of Zero naked. X starts to laugh.)
Zero: Shut up X!
X: Haha, this is the most funniest thing I've ever seen in my life! Haha... wait! Zero, remember when we went to college, and we had to have roommates?
Zero: (Slowly catching on) Yea.
X: Well, your roommate was Neon Tiger right?
Zero: Yea.
X: Well I remember that one time I overheard that he took pictures of you naked.
Zero: What?!
X: Zero remember that you said that whenever you went into the shower, you kept seeing flashes?
Zero: Oh my god, that's sick! He's sick, yuck!
(Zero takes Neon Tiger's stash of money, and spits the spit wad into the box, and slams it shut. As they head for the entrance.)
X: Uh, Zero, do you think he'll notice anything missing from his box?
Zero: Nah, he probably thinks more of me than his money, so I don't think he'll care.
X: (Confidently) Whatever you say Zero... Zero? Zero... Oh for the love of...!
Zero: Err, ar, come on you stupid, box!
(Sadly Zero saw another box and tried to open it. Now X is really angry.)
Zero: Oh yeah I'll use my Z buster.
X: No Zero wait!
(Zero blasts open the box, but this ones also a trap box, but this one shoots bombs out. The bombs exploded on Zero's face, until the empty box closed.)
X: Haha, Zero look at your face, it's all black!
Zero: Gr, I hate treasure boxes. X, can we go now?
X: That's all I wanted to hear Zero.
(X and Zero finally leave, and the day is finally over. But wait what's this? Neon Tiger comes to the ruins to check his belongings, when he sees his money gone, but a spit wad that was spit by Zero. He opens it and sees the bomb scymatic notes.)
Neon Tiger: Oh my god, this was in Zero's mouth! But what does this say, I can't read it. (Gasp) Is it a love letter from Zero? Oh Zero don't worry, we'll meet again soon. I promise, but as for now good night my love!
together talking.)
Zero: X, that was really mean of you guys of what you did yesterday!
X: I'm sorry Zero, but you were drunk and we were all having fun.
Zero: Ah it's ok X, I like getting drunk.
X & Zero: Haha.
Zero: Hey X, remember when you mentioned that you used to go to ruins and find old parts and treasure?
X: Yea, why?
Zero: Well I was thinking that maybe now since your back here from your 2nd childhood, then maybe there's still treasure inside some of the ruins.
X: You know, maybe you're right! Hey you want to go right now, and see if we can find anything?
Zero: Ok X, sure let's go then.
(X and Zero head out to go find a ruin that still might have treasure.)
X: Wow, I can't believe that there's still some ruins left! I thought that they would've been torn down. Oh well at least we were able to find one so far. Let's go inside Zero.
Zero: Ok X.
(The door opens and they go inside. They both stand on an elevator and it takes them down to the ruins. Zero gets scared.)
Zero: (Like a baby) No X! No, I don't want to go in. I'm scared! Let me out, of here!
(Zero runs over to the elevator and presses both the buttons constantly, and the elevator breaks.)
Zero: Oh no! No! Stupid elevator, now we're stuck in here.
X: Oh great Zero, thanks to your crowdedness we're stuck in here. Thanks a lot, now we have to find the generator to fix the elevator, so now you have no choice but to come help me find it.
Zero: Are you sure that it's safe X?
X: Zero, you have nothing to worry about. It's easy just follow me and you'll be fine.
Zero: Ok X. So how do we find old parts or treasure?
X: Well, we just have to find hidden rooms, where treasure boxes are, and holes in the wall.
Zero: Hey look X a treasure box!
(Zero points down a hallway going left, and there was a room where a treasure box was. Zero runs over to it eagerly, and jumps on the back of the box and tries to pull it open. It wouldn't open.)
Zero: Err, aw, come on you stupid box open! Err this is tough. Hey X how did you open these when you were here before huh?
X: Oh, sorry Zero, but I forgot to tell you that you have to open it with a key.
Zero: Aw screw the key, I can open it! Err...
X: No Zero, we have to find the key first, so come on!
Zero: Oh alright.
(X pulls Zero away from the box, and they walk down the hall. Zero turns around and quickly runs back over to the box and tries to open it again. X turns around and goes back over to Zero.)
Zero: Aw, no, come on! Eh... err! Dah...!
X: Come on Zero, quit fooling around with that stupid box. We'd better get a move on before some Reavorbots decide to show up.
Zero: No X, I can get it open, so give me just a few more...
(Zero pauses for a moment.)
Zero: Hey X, what's a Reavorbot?
"Whoosh, whoosh" (Two Reavorbots come out of nowhere, and start walking over to them beeping angrily. Zero screams like a girl, and hides behind X, cowering.)
Zero: Oh no they're here because I tried to open the box, and they're mad because I disturbed them and that I didn't use the key, and now they want to kill me, oh no, oh no, oh no!
(X shakes his head in embarrassment.)
X: God Zero, they're not that tough. And besides all of that you said isn't true anyway. This is basically they're home. Anyway they're just programmed to destroy intruders.
Zero: But X how do you know what these robots are for? And all they do is shoot, charge, and beep at you like R2D2 from Star Wars. Besides X they beep at you, so what if they're actually talking? For all we know, they could be making fun of us, those little jerks!
X: Well Zero, they protect this place. Imagine this, what would you do if someone barged into your home, and tried to kill you?
Zero: (Pauses for a moment, then) Um X, I don't have a home... and you don't either! Oh no, we're homeless! I don't want to be a low life piece of scum that's poor X.
X: Well I don't see why not. You used to be one before.
Zero: Shut up X, but anyway don't you realize that if we get fired from the Maverick Hunter Headquarters, then we'll have no home?!
(X slaps Zero upside the head)
X: For god's sake Zero, shut up! You're acting like a baby!
Zero: (With tears in his eyes) What? N, no I'm not!
X: Look Zero it's not that hard to beat them.
(X points his X buster at one of the Reavorbots, and fires a charged shot at it destroying it.)
Zero: Ah, I get it! Ok X watch this.
(Zero pulls out his saber and hits the other Reavorbot, but it just stands there.)
Zero: What, why didn't anything happen?
X: Zero, you've got to use a gun like mine, because it finishes the job quicker. So use your gun.
Zero: (Mutters to himself) Darn it X, make me look bad in front of everyone. Wait there isn't anyone here. Darn it! Why am I always wrong?!
(Zero pulls out his gun and fires at the Reavorbot, and it blows up.)
X: Alright Zero let's find the generator.
(After searching for old parts and treasure, and destroying more Reavorbots, X and Zero soon find the generator. They fix the elevator with it, and continue searching for things. They noticed a big door behind it and they both went inside.)
X: Look Zero, it's a refractor! And it's a really big one too. I'll bet we could sell it for a good price.
Zero: Alright money! Money, money, money... for beer, yea...
(Zero runs over to it, not noticing the electric barrier around it.)
X: No Zero wait.!
"Bzack!" (Zero gets zapped by the barrier.)
Zero: Ow, hey that hurt.
X: Of course it did Zero, why do you think it was guarded?
Zero: Darn it!
(All of a sudden the door slams shut and locks. A huge Reavorbot comes out of nowhere.)
X: Oh no, there's a master Reavorbot here! Well no matter, we can take him on, because since there's two of us and we have guns, then we can finish him faster. Come on Zero lets get him! Zero? Zero! Oh now where is he, the door's even locked!
Zero: Oh come on you stupid box! Err...
(It turns out that Zero ran off to go open the box, instead of fighting a huge Reavorbot. After X defeats the master Reavorbot, he looks for Zero. He finds Zero next to the box, and he was crying.)
X: (Sarcastically) What's wrong Zero, did you get scared of the big bad Reavorbot?
Zero: (Sniff) No I can't open the stupid box X, it doesn't want to open.
(X pulls out the key and gives it to Zero.)
X: Here Zero, take the key and open it.
Zero: Aw, stupid key you're the one who started all this.
(Zero swallows the key.)
X: Zero, what are you doing?!
Zero: Aw, now look what I did to the poor key. I'm sorry, let's never argue again.
(Zero hugs his stomach.)
X: Zero! The key was supposed to open that stupid box, so now you've got to stretch the key through your stomach, and open the box.
Zero: Oh, but X it'll destroy my beautiful skin.
X: Well, you could always take a laxative.
Zero: Aw no, I don't want it to come out the other end!
X: Yea, I wouldn't want to touch it either.
(X points his X buster at the box and shoots it open. Zero watches in shock.)
Zero: Aw, why didn't I think of that? And why didn't you do that before!
X: Zero just take what's inside the bloody box, and lets go.
(Zero reaches in the box, and pulls out notes about bomb scymatics. Unsatisfied, Zero crumples the notes up and chews on them like if he's chewing gum.)
X: What the heck do you think you're doing Zero!
Zero: Spit wads X, it's fun.
(Zero pulls out a straw and accidentally spits the wad of notes on X.)
Zero: Whoops, sorry X.
X: Zero, those notes were important you know! Oh forget it, at least we got this refractor. Let's go Zero it's time to go.
(X and Zero turn to leave when Zero notices a crack in the wall. He blasts it open, and he sees another box far away down a narrow hall.)
Zero: (Charges at it) Yea, it's mine this time!
(As Zero runs to the box, it gets tall legs, and it runs gay like over to Zero, and X notices that the box is really a trap of Neon Tiger's. The box gets scared and starts to run away, Zero chases it until it gets trapped in a corner. It begins to shake in fear.)
Zero: Aw how cute, it's scared. Haha.
X: No Zero, that's a trap box, and it was made by Neon Tiger!
Zero: Ah, it is!
(Zero waits for the box to come closer, and then he gets his saber, and slices the legs off, and opens the box to see what's inside. All that was in there was Neon Tiger's stuff. Zero picks up a heart shaped box.)
Zero: Hmm, a heart shaped box...
(Zero never realized, or remembered that Neon Tiger once got Zero drunk, and that he took him back to his place, and treated him like his lover. So he split the candy with Zero, and Neon Tiger thought that it was romantic. He was in love, but nobody knows why he's like this around only Zero.)
Zero: ...Oh well, maybe it was a gift for Valentines Day or something.
X: Zero it's not nice to dig through other people's belongings.
Zero: Oh sure it is X! It gives you a chance to make fun of somebody.
X: (Sigh) Oh joy.
(X goes to look too. Zero tosses other things until he finds a photo album. He opens it, and it's full of pictures of Zero naked. X starts to laugh.)
Zero: Shut up X!
X: Haha, this is the most funniest thing I've ever seen in my life! Haha... wait! Zero, remember when we went to college, and we had to have roommates?
Zero: (Slowly catching on) Yea.
X: Well, your roommate was Neon Tiger right?
Zero: Yea.
X: Well I remember that one time I overheard that he took pictures of you naked.
Zero: What?!
X: Zero remember that you said that whenever you went into the shower, you kept seeing flashes?
Zero: Oh my god, that's sick! He's sick, yuck!
(Zero takes Neon Tiger's stash of money, and spits the spit wad into the box, and slams it shut. As they head for the entrance.)
X: Uh, Zero, do you think he'll notice anything missing from his box?
Zero: Nah, he probably thinks more of me than his money, so I don't think he'll care.
X: (Confidently) Whatever you say Zero... Zero? Zero... Oh for the love of...!
Zero: Err, ar, come on you stupid, box!
(Sadly Zero saw another box and tried to open it. Now X is really angry.)
Zero: Oh yeah I'll use my Z buster.
X: No Zero wait!
(Zero blasts open the box, but this ones also a trap box, but this one shoots bombs out. The bombs exploded on Zero's face, until the empty box closed.)
X: Haha, Zero look at your face, it's all black!
Zero: Gr, I hate treasure boxes. X, can we go now?
X: That's all I wanted to hear Zero.
(X and Zero finally leave, and the day is finally over. But wait what's this? Neon Tiger comes to the ruins to check his belongings, when he sees his money gone, but a spit wad that was spit by Zero. He opens it and sees the bomb scymatic notes.)
Neon Tiger: Oh my god, this was in Zero's mouth! But what does this say, I can't read it. (Gasp) Is it a love letter from Zero? Oh Zero don't worry, we'll meet again soon. I promise, but as for now good night my love!