(X and Zero go to a film festival to see Zero's movie he made. Of course
Zero wasn't the only one whose movie was playing. X and Zero walk inside
the auditorium and sit down. Signas was the host, so he got up on stage and
the show was about to begin.)
Signas: Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for coming. We've got a lot of great movies today to show you. Let's begin shall we. Our first movie is Blizzard Wolf Fang on fire.
(As the movie begins it shows the streets and all of a sudden Blizzard Wolf Fang runs passed, going around in circles because he's on fire. Everyone starts laughing, because he was screaming like a little girl. Then they stop the movie.)
Signas: Alright everyone, let's give Blizzard Wolf Fang a round of applause for his great movie.
(Everyone claps, but then they stop and the room is silent. Everyone stopped clapping, because someone in the audience was cracking up so hard. They all turn to see that it was Zero.)
Zero: Haha, bwahaha, oh this contest is over, give him the prize! Haha.
Signas: Zero, this isn't America's Funniest Home Video's.
Zero: Well hey, if it was then he would win anyway, am I right?
(Zero looks around the room for his back up, but the audience just stares at him angrily. X pulls Zero down in his seat, and Zero just pouts.)
Signas: Anyway the next movie is...
(As Signas shows the other movies, Zero nudges X.)
Zero: X, what's going on, how come nobody's laughing with me anymore today?
X: They aren't? Well that's odd, I guess you never realized that all this time they were laughing at you.
Zero: Oh thanks a lot X!
X: (Proudly) You're welcome.
Zero: X, you're supposed to be on my side you know!
X: Zero, I can laugh and make fun of you if I want! It's not like you can do anything about it now can you?
Zero: Shut up X! Besides we're supposed to be friends anyway, why would you laugh at me?
X: Oh, Zero everyone deserves to laugh at someone every once in a while, so just drop it for now alright? I'm trying to watch the other movies here.
Zero: Ok X, I'm sorry.
(X and Zero look back up at the screen, and as the movie finishes, it shows Commander Yammark flying, and getting hit by a giant flyswatter. Since X and Zero were talking, they missed some of the other movies, but they didn't miss Zero's, thank god, because if they did then Zero would be pissed and they'd never hear the end of it. The movie they just caught ending was supposed to be Commander Yammark, getting hurt on things that are meant to kill bugs, like bug spray, a fly zapper or a flyswatter, etc. The movie ended and Signas again asked everyone to applaud.)
Signas: Alright we only have two movies left to show.
Zero: Alright! Hey X, next they're gonna show my movie before I die.
X: Zero your gonna die?
Zero: I'm gonna die? Oh no wonder Life Savor kept looking at me weird.
(Zero turns around and Life Savor gives Zero the look. Zero's movie starts, and he's just lying there drinking a beer. Then he starts talking in the video voice over.)
"My name is Zero, and I'm a Maverick Hunter. I like getting drunk, and when I do get drunk then my good friend X, gets mad at me. Here's a footage of me drunk, when I first met X."
(In the slide it shows a bar. Inside the bar, Zero's sitting next to Neon Tiger, and they're both drunk. One time before, X asked Zero to tell him the story of how they met to see if he remembered. Since Zero got drunk so many times, he never remembered. So in this slide it shows what Zero thought the story went. In the slide, Zero and Neon Tiger were laughing drunkly. Everyone saw how crazily he fell in love with Iris, when she and X walked in. Everyone laughed when the Colonel was there and that he beat up Zero for something he thought he did. Then that slide ended, and it showed Zero lying down with a beer bottle.)
"I know it's hard to quit, but I just can't live without beer. I remember one day when X took me to the doctor for a check up, and that in the end the doctor told me that if I drank one more beer, then I would die. So I killed him."
(The film shows Zero sitting down on a table while X stood next to him and a doctor was talking to him. In a flash, Zero got up and angrily punched down the doctor in one blow.)
"I can't live without it. So I went home and lied down, like I am right now. Then I got a beer and drank it."
Alia: Wow, this is so beautiful. I can't believe that Zero would do such a thing.
Zero: You're very kind Alia.
Alia: Excuse me Zero, but did something crawl down your throat and die?
Zero: It didn't die!
Alia: Ew, Zero you're gross get away from me!
Zero: Gees, sorry.
"All I was thinking about was if I'd prove my doctor wrong. Oh cry for me, because I'm gonna die..."
(The movie finishes, and the audience starts to boo Zero.)
Audience: Boo! Boo! Boo! You suck, don't quit your day job! Yea, boo!
Zero: Yea, well I'm a Maverick Hunter, and I save you all from bad things, so will you give me a break? If I quit my day job then you'll all be in danger.
Audience: E! .. Meh, who cares? Yea X is the best Maverick Hunter. Boo!
Neon Tiger: Yay, alright Zero, I love you, yahoo!
(Everyone stops booing and throwing stuff at Zero, and they all stare at Neon Tiger. Iris was there, so she went over to Neon Tiger and stared at him angrily.)
Neon Tiger: What? But I liked it. Man you guys are so mean to Zero. Don't worry Zero, I still believe in you.
(Iris grabs neon Tiger and throws him outside.)
Neon Tiger: Man, I didn't even get to see my movie. Well when they see it, then they'll let me have Zero.
(Back inside.)
Signas: Everyone please stop this foolishness at once! Sure Zero's movie is a little stupid, but you all shouldn't act like this, it'll only encourage him to do even more so.
(The audience apologizes to Zero and Signas, and they all sit down.)
Signas: Alright, now we only have one more movie to show, before we decide who wins.
(The movie rolls, and Neon Tiger is in it. He was just standing there, and someone as the cameraman was talking to him, you can't see who it is.)
"So Neon Tiger, are you in love with Zero?"
Neon Tiger: Yes.
"But he's a guy, so are you gay, or are you a girl?"
Neon Tiger: God, your making this hard. Let me just say that I love him.
"Well then let's see if you're gay, or if you're really a girl!"
(Throws a football at Neon Tiger's groin, and he starts to cry why'll holding in the pain. Zero starts to laugh his head off so hard, and so does the audience. Even Signas was laughing.)
Zero: Hey Signas, now something like that should be in America's Funniest Home Videos!
Signas: Yea it should. Haha!
(Outside Neon Tiger was staring through the window, and he was angry that nobody threw Zero out with him.)
Neon Tiger: Err, no matter what I do, I never end up getting Zero. What will it take to win him over?
(Neon Tiger leaves the window and goes home.)
Signas: Well that's all the time we have for today, so come back tomorrow and see the winning results.
(The audience cheers, and then everyone gets up and leaves. As X and Zero leave.)
Iris: Wait Zero!
Zero: Iris? Iris! Hey how are you doing, did you like my movie?
Iris: Oh Zero, it was the most beautiful movie I've ever seen in my life. I'm so proud to be your girlfriend.
Zero: Yea? But everyone else hated it, they even booed me.
Iris: Oh, who cares Zero, at least some people liked it.
X: Yea Zero, I mean, I liked it too. It was kinda funny.
Zero: Aw, but X, you hate it when I get drunk and act stupid.
X: Well yea, but sometimes it's kinda ok when you are.
Zero: Ah, thanks X, and thank you too Iris.
Iris: Sure.
Zero: Well, we'd better go Iris, we've got to go rest until tomorrow. They're going to announce the winner. You'll come tomorrow right?
Iris: Of course Zero, I want to see you win. Except, when you said the word announce, I was dreaming about you and me getting married.
Zero: Wow. See X, I don't need to go to the dentist to make Iris like me more! She likes me enough as it is.
Iris: What? Zero, you didn't go to the dentist?
Zero: N, n, now, now Iris, I couldn't, because Neon Tiger showed up, and we had to run for it.
Iris: Oh, ok, I can't stay angry with you Zero... but tomorrow after the announcement, you're going back! I want you to have nice teeth too Zero.
(X buts in.)
X: See Zero, I told you that she wanted you to have nice teeth, but you didn't listen.
Iris: Yea, I bet even X's teeth are better than yours.
(X smiles, and Iris pretends to be in love with X. Zero gets jealous.)
Zero: X, stop that! I get the picture. I'll go if it makes you happy Iris.
Iris: That's all I wanted to hear Zero.
Zero: Alright then, I'll see you tomorrow Iris, by.
Iris: By.
(Everyone goes home for the next day. During the night Neon Tiger is still there, and he was listening to what Zero and Iris were saying.)
Neon Tiger: What? They're going to get married! Well I'll make sure that never happens.
(Neon Tiger finally goes home. Now it is the next day and everyone comes back to see who won the contest.)
Signas: And the winner of this year's film festival is....
(Zero gets up, and starts to walk down the isle, thinking that he won.)
Signas: Neon Tiger!
(The audience cheers, and Zero freezes in shock.)
Zero: What? How did he!
(Neon Tiger walks down the isle and accepts the award, which is a trophy.)
Neon Tiger: I dedicate this award to my lover Zero! Stand up and.... oh wait you're already up. Alright then take a bow.
(The audience turns around, points at Zero, and they all start to laugh. Zero sits back down and pouts in embarrassment.)
Signas: Alright then let's see the movie one last time shall we.
(The movie plays again, but Zero doesn't laugh.)
X: Aw, come on Zero, let Neon Tiger have his moment of fame for once.
Iris: Yea come on Zero lighten up.
Zero: Oh alright. Haha, he should be in America's Funniest Home Videos! Haha!
(X and Iris look at each other making dull faces, because Zero already said that three times already. Neon Tiger sees Zero, and thinks that he was already laughing. It makes him happy to see Zero happy.)
Neon Tiger: (To himself) Oh Zero, I've finally gotten you to like me. Oh Zero, I love you.
(At the end of the announcement, everyone left. Zero, X, and Iris all headed back to the dentist, Gate. They thought Neon Tiger wasn't gonna follow them again, but he did anyway.)
Neon Tiger: (To himself) Oh, he's going back. Don't worry Zero, I'll pay you another visit.
(Neon Tiger leaves, and heads for the dentist too.)
Signas: Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for coming. We've got a lot of great movies today to show you. Let's begin shall we. Our first movie is Blizzard Wolf Fang on fire.
(As the movie begins it shows the streets and all of a sudden Blizzard Wolf Fang runs passed, going around in circles because he's on fire. Everyone starts laughing, because he was screaming like a little girl. Then they stop the movie.)
Signas: Alright everyone, let's give Blizzard Wolf Fang a round of applause for his great movie.
(Everyone claps, but then they stop and the room is silent. Everyone stopped clapping, because someone in the audience was cracking up so hard. They all turn to see that it was Zero.)
Zero: Haha, bwahaha, oh this contest is over, give him the prize! Haha.
Signas: Zero, this isn't America's Funniest Home Video's.
Zero: Well hey, if it was then he would win anyway, am I right?
(Zero looks around the room for his back up, but the audience just stares at him angrily. X pulls Zero down in his seat, and Zero just pouts.)
Signas: Anyway the next movie is...
(As Signas shows the other movies, Zero nudges X.)
Zero: X, what's going on, how come nobody's laughing with me anymore today?
X: They aren't? Well that's odd, I guess you never realized that all this time they were laughing at you.
Zero: Oh thanks a lot X!
X: (Proudly) You're welcome.
Zero: X, you're supposed to be on my side you know!
X: Zero, I can laugh and make fun of you if I want! It's not like you can do anything about it now can you?
Zero: Shut up X! Besides we're supposed to be friends anyway, why would you laugh at me?
X: Oh, Zero everyone deserves to laugh at someone every once in a while, so just drop it for now alright? I'm trying to watch the other movies here.
Zero: Ok X, I'm sorry.
(X and Zero look back up at the screen, and as the movie finishes, it shows Commander Yammark flying, and getting hit by a giant flyswatter. Since X and Zero were talking, they missed some of the other movies, but they didn't miss Zero's, thank god, because if they did then Zero would be pissed and they'd never hear the end of it. The movie they just caught ending was supposed to be Commander Yammark, getting hurt on things that are meant to kill bugs, like bug spray, a fly zapper or a flyswatter, etc. The movie ended and Signas again asked everyone to applaud.)
Signas: Alright we only have two movies left to show.
Zero: Alright! Hey X, next they're gonna show my movie before I die.
X: Zero your gonna die?
Zero: I'm gonna die? Oh no wonder Life Savor kept looking at me weird.
(Zero turns around and Life Savor gives Zero the look. Zero's movie starts, and he's just lying there drinking a beer. Then he starts talking in the video voice over.)
"My name is Zero, and I'm a Maverick Hunter. I like getting drunk, and when I do get drunk then my good friend X, gets mad at me. Here's a footage of me drunk, when I first met X."
(In the slide it shows a bar. Inside the bar, Zero's sitting next to Neon Tiger, and they're both drunk. One time before, X asked Zero to tell him the story of how they met to see if he remembered. Since Zero got drunk so many times, he never remembered. So in this slide it shows what Zero thought the story went. In the slide, Zero and Neon Tiger were laughing drunkly. Everyone saw how crazily he fell in love with Iris, when she and X walked in. Everyone laughed when the Colonel was there and that he beat up Zero for something he thought he did. Then that slide ended, and it showed Zero lying down with a beer bottle.)
"I know it's hard to quit, but I just can't live without beer. I remember one day when X took me to the doctor for a check up, and that in the end the doctor told me that if I drank one more beer, then I would die. So I killed him."
(The film shows Zero sitting down on a table while X stood next to him and a doctor was talking to him. In a flash, Zero got up and angrily punched down the doctor in one blow.)
"I can't live without it. So I went home and lied down, like I am right now. Then I got a beer and drank it."
Alia: Wow, this is so beautiful. I can't believe that Zero would do such a thing.
Zero: You're very kind Alia.
Alia: Excuse me Zero, but did something crawl down your throat and die?
Zero: It didn't die!
Alia: Ew, Zero you're gross get away from me!
Zero: Gees, sorry.
"All I was thinking about was if I'd prove my doctor wrong. Oh cry for me, because I'm gonna die..."
(The movie finishes, and the audience starts to boo Zero.)
Audience: Boo! Boo! Boo! You suck, don't quit your day job! Yea, boo!
Zero: Yea, well I'm a Maverick Hunter, and I save you all from bad things, so will you give me a break? If I quit my day job then you'll all be in danger.
Audience: E! .. Meh, who cares? Yea X is the best Maverick Hunter. Boo!
Neon Tiger: Yay, alright Zero, I love you, yahoo!
(Everyone stops booing and throwing stuff at Zero, and they all stare at Neon Tiger. Iris was there, so she went over to Neon Tiger and stared at him angrily.)
Neon Tiger: What? But I liked it. Man you guys are so mean to Zero. Don't worry Zero, I still believe in you.
(Iris grabs neon Tiger and throws him outside.)
Neon Tiger: Man, I didn't even get to see my movie. Well when they see it, then they'll let me have Zero.
(Back inside.)
Signas: Everyone please stop this foolishness at once! Sure Zero's movie is a little stupid, but you all shouldn't act like this, it'll only encourage him to do even more so.
(The audience apologizes to Zero and Signas, and they all sit down.)
Signas: Alright, now we only have one more movie to show, before we decide who wins.
(The movie rolls, and Neon Tiger is in it. He was just standing there, and someone as the cameraman was talking to him, you can't see who it is.)
"So Neon Tiger, are you in love with Zero?"
Neon Tiger: Yes.
"But he's a guy, so are you gay, or are you a girl?"
Neon Tiger: God, your making this hard. Let me just say that I love him.
"Well then let's see if you're gay, or if you're really a girl!"
(Throws a football at Neon Tiger's groin, and he starts to cry why'll holding in the pain. Zero starts to laugh his head off so hard, and so does the audience. Even Signas was laughing.)
Zero: Hey Signas, now something like that should be in America's Funniest Home Videos!
Signas: Yea it should. Haha!
(Outside Neon Tiger was staring through the window, and he was angry that nobody threw Zero out with him.)
Neon Tiger: Err, no matter what I do, I never end up getting Zero. What will it take to win him over?
(Neon Tiger leaves the window and goes home.)
Signas: Well that's all the time we have for today, so come back tomorrow and see the winning results.
(The audience cheers, and then everyone gets up and leaves. As X and Zero leave.)
Iris: Wait Zero!
Zero: Iris? Iris! Hey how are you doing, did you like my movie?
Iris: Oh Zero, it was the most beautiful movie I've ever seen in my life. I'm so proud to be your girlfriend.
Zero: Yea? But everyone else hated it, they even booed me.
Iris: Oh, who cares Zero, at least some people liked it.
X: Yea Zero, I mean, I liked it too. It was kinda funny.
Zero: Aw, but X, you hate it when I get drunk and act stupid.
X: Well yea, but sometimes it's kinda ok when you are.
Zero: Ah, thanks X, and thank you too Iris.
Iris: Sure.
Zero: Well, we'd better go Iris, we've got to go rest until tomorrow. They're going to announce the winner. You'll come tomorrow right?
Iris: Of course Zero, I want to see you win. Except, when you said the word announce, I was dreaming about you and me getting married.
Zero: Wow. See X, I don't need to go to the dentist to make Iris like me more! She likes me enough as it is.
Iris: What? Zero, you didn't go to the dentist?
Zero: N, n, now, now Iris, I couldn't, because Neon Tiger showed up, and we had to run for it.
Iris: Oh, ok, I can't stay angry with you Zero... but tomorrow after the announcement, you're going back! I want you to have nice teeth too Zero.
(X buts in.)
X: See Zero, I told you that she wanted you to have nice teeth, but you didn't listen.
Iris: Yea, I bet even X's teeth are better than yours.
(X smiles, and Iris pretends to be in love with X. Zero gets jealous.)
Zero: X, stop that! I get the picture. I'll go if it makes you happy Iris.
Iris: That's all I wanted to hear Zero.
Zero: Alright then, I'll see you tomorrow Iris, by.
Iris: By.
(Everyone goes home for the next day. During the night Neon Tiger is still there, and he was listening to what Zero and Iris were saying.)
Neon Tiger: What? They're going to get married! Well I'll make sure that never happens.
(Neon Tiger finally goes home. Now it is the next day and everyone comes back to see who won the contest.)
Signas: And the winner of this year's film festival is....
(Zero gets up, and starts to walk down the isle, thinking that he won.)
Signas: Neon Tiger!
(The audience cheers, and Zero freezes in shock.)
Zero: What? How did he!
(Neon Tiger walks down the isle and accepts the award, which is a trophy.)
Neon Tiger: I dedicate this award to my lover Zero! Stand up and.... oh wait you're already up. Alright then take a bow.
(The audience turns around, points at Zero, and they all start to laugh. Zero sits back down and pouts in embarrassment.)
Signas: Alright then let's see the movie one last time shall we.
(The movie plays again, but Zero doesn't laugh.)
X: Aw, come on Zero, let Neon Tiger have his moment of fame for once.
Iris: Yea come on Zero lighten up.
Zero: Oh alright. Haha, he should be in America's Funniest Home Videos! Haha!
(X and Iris look at each other making dull faces, because Zero already said that three times already. Neon Tiger sees Zero, and thinks that he was already laughing. It makes him happy to see Zero happy.)
Neon Tiger: (To himself) Oh Zero, I've finally gotten you to like me. Oh Zero, I love you.
(At the end of the announcement, everyone left. Zero, X, and Iris all headed back to the dentist, Gate. They thought Neon Tiger wasn't gonna follow them again, but he did anyway.)
Neon Tiger: (To himself) Oh, he's going back. Don't worry Zero, I'll pay you another visit.
(Neon Tiger leaves, and heads for the dentist too.)