(Iris wants to marry Zero, and Zero wants to marry her too. Zero's trying to figure out how exactly to ask her, so he decides to talk to X about it. Watch out Zero, because Neon Tiger has plans up his sleeve to try and stop it, once he finds out.)

X: Oh Zero, I'm so glad to here that you want to marry Iris! But what if the Colonel finds out, and he doesn't approve?

Zero: He's a lot easier to deal with than Neon Tiger.

X: Yea, good thing that he's still in jail.

(X and Zero think that he's still in jail, but it turns out that Neon Tiger just broke out of prison. But Neon Tiger doesn't know about their marriage yet.)

Zero: Well how do I ask Iris, X? Every time I try to, I get so nervous.

X: Wow Zero, I've never seen you act so mature for a long time, even though you're a little older than me.

Zero: Yea, weird isn't it?

X: Zero, you do know that, once you guys get married, then you have to be serious from now on. And I don't think Iris would approve to such behavior.

Zero: Aw, you gotta be kidding me? So I can't go out and drink anymore or spend time with you and have any fun?

X: Well you could still hang out with me, but you won't be able to drink yourself stupid anymore.

Zero: Aw, I don't want to get married now.

X: Tell you what Zero, when you ask her, and she says yes, then I'll take you out and let you drink as much as you can handle!

Zero: Really?! You'd hold a bachelor party just for me?

X: Sure, why not Zero? I mean, you're my best friend, so why not?

Zero: Aw, thanks X, you really are a good friend.

X: I'd only do that, if she says yes.

Zero: Well then I'm leaving right now to ask her!

X: Ok Zero, good luck tiger!

Zero: X, don't you ever call me that again!

X: Why?

Zero: God, how dumb are you X! Don't you dare to ever refer me to that gay guy Neon Tiger!

X: Oh, whoops sorry Zero.

Zero: Ok then see you later.

(Zero leaves the Maverick Hunter Headquarters, to find Iris, and to ask her to marry him. Elsewhere Neon Tiger comes to the base to look for Zero. He talks to X.)

Neon Tiger: Where the heck is my man!

X: He's not here, are you blind?!

Neon Tiger: Yes, blindly in love with Zero!

X: Oh god!

Neon Tiger: You tell me where he is right now!

X: I don't know where he is!

Neon Tiger: I wasn't born yesterday, I can see that you're lying.

X: Oh yea, well if I did know then why would I tell you anyway!

Neon Tiger: Because you wouldn't want to stand between two lovers and their feelings for each other.

X: Yea, well I hate to burst your bubble, but Zero hates you to death! And he'd kill you when he feels like it! You don't have a chance, so why don't you just give up?!

Neon Tiger: Strong word, from a weak Maverick Hunter. that doesn't know what love feels like.

X: Hey! That wasn't called for! At least I'll know what love feels like before you do!

Neon Tiger: God you're so mean X. Fine then, I'll just go find Zero myself!

X: Good luck, you'll need it!

Neon Tiger: God, why doesn't Zero love me?

X: Maybe it's because he already has a lover named Iris, who he's about to ask her to marry him. So... uh, oh!

Neon Tiger: Well, well, well. It turns out that my lover is going to get married then. Oh no, that's bad, I'd better do something quick! Anyway X, that wasn't so hard, but next time you'd better tell me what's going on, or else you won't want to be here if you lie to me!

X: Oh no, what've I done!

Neon Tiger: See you later X, and thanks!

(Neon Tiger leaves and goes home. After he left, then Zero comes back with a frown on his face. X thinks that Zero found out.)

X: Uh, Zero, look I'm sorry that I...

Zero: X, it turns out that I'm...

X: Oh no Zero, she said no, didn't she?

Zero: X, I.... am going to get married! Oh, I got you good!

X: (Fake laugh) Haha, oh Zero that was a good one, haha!

Zero: X, what's the matter, is something wrong?

X: Zero, I... I. I.

Zero: What X, you what?

X: I, I.... oh never mind Zero, it's nothing.

Zero: Oh ok, that's good. I thought you were gonna say that I'm gonna die again. Whew.

X: Um. Well then Zero, let's get you ready, because tomorrow is going to be a big day for you!

Zero: Hey X, you said that you'd let me drink as much as I wanted.

X: Oh yea, well then let's go get this big booser filled up!

Zero: Yea, I can't wait!

(X takes Zero to a bar, and he left Zero there, and Zero drank all the beer there was. X came back to the base, and Signas was wondering where Zero was, because it was too late outside.)

Signas: X, where is Zero, I wanted to talk to him.

X: Oh, well I left Zero at the bar, so that he could enjoy himself for one last time.

Signas: One last time? Is something going to happen to Zero, is he gonna die again?

X: Uh, no, he and Iris are going to get married!

Signas: Well that's just wonderful! Well, maybe I'll let Zero off the hook, and just congratulate him instead.

X: Well why is it that you wanted to talk to Zero for?

Signas: Well just yesterday, when Douglas invented his new vehicle, Zero ruined it, and we never finished paying for the parts we bought. So I was going to scold Zero for destroying it. But since he's getting married, then I'll let him off the hook.

X: Well, I already know that, accept for the fact that you never finished paying for it all yet. Can't Douglas fix it up himself with what parts and recourses we have?

Signas: No, not really. Well anyway, when will you go get Zero back?

X: I'm not going to get him, he's coming back by himself.

Signas: But, how can he, he's drunk?

X: Aw, he'll show up on the doorstep of somewhere, we'll just have to find him.

Signas: Well that's just like Zero, always doing something stupid.

X: Yea, well good night Signas, I've got to rest for Zero's big day tomorrow. You should too.

Signas: Yea, it is getting a little nippy out side. Good night X.

(X and Signas go inside the base to rest up for the night. The next day, X went looking for Zero, and as he already knew, Zero was on someone's doorstep passed out. Lucky for them it wasn't Neon Tiger's. X took Zero back to the base, and got him ready for his wedding. Zero and X were dressed in tuxedos. They went to the church, and they were getting ready.)

X: Wow Zero, I'm so happy for you. You're finally getting married, and I thought that I'd never see the day!

Zero: Oh so now you're making fun of me, huh! X did you think that I wasn't good enough?!

X: What?! No Zero I was complementing you, not making fun of you.

Zero: Oh ok X, I'm sorry.

X: Wedding gitters, it's common. Don't worry Zero, once you get married, then you could have some wedding cake.

Zero: Oohh cake!

X: No Zero don't!

(Zero runs over to the gigantic cake, and started to eat it all fast. X shakes his head in embarrassment, as the minister comes to get the wedding started. The minister was Gate. Zero finished eating the cake, and he had cake all over his mouth. Gate stared at Zero in disbelief.)

Zero: (Burp) Oh, hi Gate, I didn't know that you were going to get me and Iris married.

Gate: Yes, surprise, surprise. Why did you eat all the cake? That cake was for everyone, and you ate it all, now we're all going to starve!

(Gate points at all the people that showed up, and everyone was staring angrily at Zero.)

Zero: Aw, but I was hungry!

X: Zero!

Zero: Alright I'm sorry.... but it's not my fault, X said that I had wedding gitters!

(X shakes his head in embarrassment, and then everyone gets up and turns around to see Iris standing in the doorway in a beautiful white dress, holding flowers. She was really looking forward to this. Iris walked up the podium, and stood next to Zero.)

Gate: You may all be seated.

(Everyone sits down. Zero sits down on the floor. Since X was the best man, he was right next to him.)

Zero: Oh thank god.

X: (whispering) Zero get up!

Zero: But he said to sit down.

(Everyone starts to laugh.)

X: Zero, don't ruin this for her.

Zero: Sorry X.

X: Don't apologize to me!

(Zero turns around, and faces Iris. He lifts up her white shawl.)

Zero: Sorry Iris.

Iris: What?

Gate: Ahem! Can I get started now, I can't do this long, I have to go somewhere alright!

Zero: Oohh, to get ice cream?!

Gate: No you fool!

Zero: Ah, one of those private things huh?

Gate: Ugh. It's none of your business!

X: Uh, Zero can we just get on with the wedding?

Zero: Hey, hey, whose the one getting married here, huh!

(The whole time while they all were arguing, Iris was laughing, because Zero was acting like an idiot again.)

Iris: (Giggles) Hehe!

Zero: Hey, are you laughing at me?

X: Zero, just shut up!

Gate: Anyway, dearly beloved, dah, dah, dah, dah, ah, you know the rest! Do you take him? Do you take her?

Zero: Yea.

X: You're supposed to say 'I do'.

Zero: No, I'm getting married, not you!

Iris: I do.

Gate: Good, you're married...... unless if anyone doesn't approve of them getting married, then speak now, or die trying! Going once.... going twice...

Zero: Oh hey, are we at an auction, what am I buying?

(Iris holds Zero's arm, and leans against him lovingly.)

Iris: Me.

Zero: Sold!

(The church doors all of a sudden slam open, and someone objects.)

Neon Tiger: Wait!

(Everyone turns around, and they all start talking to one another in confused shock. Zero nearly explodes with the high amount of anger that's beginning to boil his blood.)

Zero: Gyyyrrrrrr!

X: Zero, all that stress is going to give you a heart attack one day.

Zero: Shut up X! How did he find out!

(X starts to cry.)

Zero: Aw, X what is it now?

X: Zero, I, I, I'm sorry!

Zero: Aw great, but I thought you said I wasn't gonna die again.

X: No, I mean... when you left the base to ask Iris to marry you, Neon Tiger came.

Zero: He what?!

X: And I accidentally told him that you were getting married.

Zero: You did that?!

X: I didn't mean to, but what do you care, he can't do anything now.

Zero: I guess you're right.

X: I'm sorry Zero!

Zero: It's ok X, at least you told me.

(They draw their attention back over to Neon Tiger.)

Neon Tiger: I broke out of jail just to see you!

Zero: Yea, well now you saw me. now you can go!

Neon Tiger: Aw Zero, don't get married to her, I love you!

Gate: I'm sorry, but I can only stop the wedding only if you wanted to marry her, because you are a guy.. assumingly. But since you aren't, then they are here by announced husband and wife! Now you can kiss each other while I make my exit!

(Gate runs off, and Zero tries to stop him by asking.)

Zero: Gate, are you going to get that ice cream.... hello. Marriage man?

Iris: Zero shut up and kiss me already.

Zero: Oohh, I like it when they're pushy.

(Zero and Iris kiss, and instead of cheering, everyone just turns around and start to leave. As they push their way out from Neon Tiger, he was crying.)

Neon Tiger: (Sniff) Oh, I wish I've known that. He likes them when they're pushy, well I'll remember that. Oh darn it, I should've said that to Zero! I should've married him when we were drunk!

Iris: Um, Zero, where's the cake?

Zero: Oh, um, about that...

Iris: And why does your breath smell like vanilla icing?

Zero: Oh, uh, hey why don't we go already, and have that honeymoon of ours, eh mm a moon covered in honey! (Homer Simpson drooling sound effect) Gwahhh!

(Zero and Iris go inside the limo. X goes in too, but then Zero pushes him out and drive away.)

X: Hey Zero, I fell out! Hello? Zero. Aw!

Neon Tiger: I know why did he marry her!

X: Oh shut up!

(X points his X buster at Neon Tiger and shoots him in the head, knocking him out. X decides to go back to the base. He left Neon Tiger knocked out on the ground all night long. When he gets back to the base, he sees Signas, Alia, Douglas, and Life Savor all talking together. He decides to sit down and talk to them.)

X: Hey everyone how did you like Zero's wedding?

Signas: It was boring.

Douglas: I hated it!

Alia: Oh come on, I think it was the best thing that ever happened to Zero in his life!

X: I see, well what about you Life Savor, what did you think?

Life Savor: I didn't go.

X: Why not?

Life Savor: I didn't want to.

X: Oh, well that's nice.

Life Savor: Well why would he care, he doesn't like me.

X: He doesn't like you because you always give him that look.

Life Savor: Yea, because everyday I'm suspicious about him.

X: Oh never mind.

(Just then Zero staggered inside all scrappy with kiss marks on his face.)

X: Hey tiger, how was it?

Zero: Ah, it was.... X! I told you not to refer me to Neon Tiger!

X: Uh, oh! Ah!

(Zero chases after X angrily out of the room, leaving everyone confused.)

Alia: Signas, did it ever occur to you that after all this time we didn't do any work or go on any missions at all today?

Everyone: Hmm.

(The whole room was silent. Everyone just listened to Zero chasing X.)