(X and Zero are together talking to each other, the day after Zero got
married to Iris. They're at the Maverick Hunter Headquarters and they were
in the middle of doing drills to help improve their fighting ability.)
X: Congratulations Zero!
Zero: Wh, what did I do now?
X: You married Iris!
Zero: Really? When?
X: You don't remember? It just happened yesterday.
Zero: Oh yea, I remember that... it seems like yesterday.
X: It was yesterday!
Zero: Oh, that's what they all say, I bet it happened a while ago.
X: Zero have you been drinking again?
Zero: No.... well ten beers, but I'm not drunk.
X: Whatever you say Zero.
Zero: (Gasp) X when did you get here?!
X: Oh joy...
(Zero hugs X. Just then Life Savor came along, and he was going to give X and Zero their next drill.)
Zero: Hey, Life Savor.
Life Savor: (Surprised) You remembered my name!?
(Zero goes over and leans his arm up against Life Savor's shoulder.)
Zero: Listen I've got a problem. I want to kiss Iris, but I just ate some onion rings, and my breath smells bad, so you're white, you've gotta be mint flavored right?
Life Savor: (Unsurprised) I'm not a candy breath mint, and for the last time I'm not the kind of life savor that you think I am! It's just my name!
(Zero just stands there and doesn't say anything.) Life Savor: Zero were you listening to me?! Because I have a feeling that you weren't!
Zero: .....hu? Anyway, can you help me?
Life Savor: Never mind, you didn't listen to me, why do I even try?
X: If you ever want to get Zero to listen to you, then I'd recommend for you to just give up.
Life Savor: Good point X.
Zero: Hey I'm right here you know!
Life Savor: So.
X: Anyway, what's our next drill?
Life Savor: It's quite simple, you have to go into a pool, and go out to the middle of it, and then you have to pretend that you're drowning, and then Zero will come in and save you. Got it Zero?
(Zero was playing with a rubix cube)
Life Savor: Zero, I said, do you got it?!
Zero: (Absentmindedly) Uh hu, yea I got it.
Life Savor: Ok, then let's just hope this drill will work out fine.
(X dives into the pool and swims around for a few minutes, and Zero doesn't know what's going on, so he fiddled with the puzzle again, until X started to purposely drown.)
Life Savor: Ok Zero, now you've go to save X from drowning... Zero? Zero! Hey pay attention!
Zero: Ah, come on.... almost.... no! Dah, I messed up!
Life Savor: Zero!
Zero: What!
Life Savor: Pay attention!
Zero: How much, a buck's worth?
Life Savor: Arg! Zero look, X is drowning Go save him!
(Since Zero wasn't listening, he didn't know that X was just faking it.)
Zero: (Gasp) Oh no X is drowning, what do I do?
(Zero looks at Life Savor, and Life Savor waits for Zero to jump in and save X. But instead Zero picked up Life Savor and threw him in next to X.)
Zero: Here Life Savor, save X! Put yourself to use so that he can float on top of you!
Life Savor: Gosh darn it Zero, you're an idiot!
Zero: Well sorry, you said for me to save X! Since you're a life savor, then X can just float on top of you.
Life Savor: You idiot! I'm not any kind of life savor that you can think I am! It's only my name!
Zero: Gees sorry. Any way Life Savor, save X!
Life Savor: I can't because I can't swim, so now I'm drowning.
Zero: What?!
(It was a drill, but now Life Savor and X, were both really drowning.)
Zero: Oh no! Life Savor didn't pull through, I better go find another life savor!
Life Savor: Gr!
(Zero comes back with a real life savor, attached with a rope, and he throws it in. Life Savor and X grab it and Zero pulls them to safety.)
Zero: X are you ok?
Life Savor: No, he's not ok! Zero, you didn't listen to me, I even told you that it was just a drill, and you were just fiddling with your stupid puzzle!
Zero: (Confused) ....And your point being?
Life Savor: X was only faking it, but since you took a long time, and threw me in, he was drowning, and you had to save him for real that time. You even had to save me, which was embarrassing!
Zero: Oh ok, sorry Life Savor.
Life Savor: Don't apologize to me, apologize to X!
Zero: Oh, sorry X.... wait a minute! This is just like my wedding with Iris, where I had to apologize to so many people, but I never got it right. Life Savor: Well, it's not! But anyway X can't hear you now because he's unconscious, thanks to you! Now then, I have to go now, and give this report to Signas. You've really done it this time Zero, just wait until Signas punishes you. I can't wait, I want to see what happens to you.
(Life Savor leaves happy and angry. Zero just looks sadly at X on the floor unconscious, and feels sorry. Then an ambulance comes and takes X to the hospital. Zero watches the ambulance leave, and when it did then Signas came over to Zero.)
Signas: Zero, what gives! What is wrong with you! Do you realize what you've done!
Zero: It was an accident sir, and I'm sorry.
Signas: Sorry, sorry, sorry? Sorry doesn't cut it Zero, you've just put out one of our most elite hunters!
Zero: Um, Signas he's the only elite hunter we have.
Signas: I know, we need to get more... but that doesn't matter, you're still in trouble!
Zero: Look sir, I'm really, really sorry. I'll do anything sir, just tell me what to do.
Signas: Well first, why don't you apologize to Life Savor.
Zero: I tried to, but you know that he doesn't like me, so I can't.
Signas: Good point, well then I suggest that first you go to the hospital and apologize to X. I'll think about you're punishment while you're gone.
Zero: Yes sir.
(Zero leaves to the hospital, and finds X lying in a bed sleeping. Neon Tiger saw Zero come into the hospital so he dressed up as a nurse, thinking Zero was sick.)
Neon Tiger: (Gasp) Oh my god Zero are you....
(Stops and then clears his throat to make it sound like a woman's.)
Neon Tiger: Oh my god Zero are you alright?
(Even though he's married, Zero thinks that the nurse is real and might be a hot nurse.)
Zero: Hmm, who are you?
Neon Tiger: What does it look like, I'm a nurse?
Zero: A nurse? Well anyway my friend here... Neon Tiger: Oh, no you don't look so good.
Zero: Really?
Neon Tiger: Maybe I should take you to a room so that we could be alone. Then there I can strip you down for a full on, complete, physical.
Zero: (Loud echo like voice) Sounds good to me! Wait, you aren't really gonna give me a check up, are you....?
(Neon Tiger giggles and he and Zero go inside a room, and start kissing, until Neon Tiger's costume fell off. Zero got up in an instant and started spitting.)
Zero: Ah, it's the lesbian!
Neon Tiger: What? Where?
(Zero runs out of the room in dire need of mouth wash, and Neon Tiger was disappointed.)
Neon Tiger: Darn it! Stupid costume, I should've made sure that this wouldn't have happened!
(Zero comes back to the room where X was, and he picked up the phone.)
Zero: Hello operator, get me the number for 911!
Operator: Um, could you just tell me what's going on, so I could send the security guards?
Zero: Oh ok, um, there's a lesbian named Neon Tiger here, and he won't leave me alone.
Operator: Neon Tiger! He's not allowed here! Ok, we'll take care of it.
Zero: Ok, by.
(Zero hangs up the phone. Then the doctor came in, which was you know who... Gate.)
Gate: You guys again?
Zero: Yea, surprise, surprise!
Gate: (Sigh) Ok, what can I do for you?
Zero: Well X is unconscious and I...
Gate: I already know that! We already treated him.
Zero: Well then what do you want? Gate: I meant, what can I do for you! Why are you here?
Zero: Well I'm just visiting.
Gate: Oh thank you sweet merciful god. Ok then, here's the bill. I'm thinking that since it was all your fault, then you should at least pay for his bill. It's not that much, so don't have a fit now. He should be fine in about three days.
Zero: Ok, anything for my buddy.
Gate: I'm not your buddy, you drunken hick! Anyway I've got other patients to attend to so see you later.
Zero: Ok see ya!
(Gate leaves, and once he does, then X wakes up and sees Zero.)
X: Zero? What are you...
Zero: It's ok X, I'm sorry for what happened today, I was really a jerk.
X: It's ok Zero, I should've expected this.
Zero: (embarrassed) Well as long as your ok X.
X: Yea.
(X and Zero hug each other, and then they hear a crash outside. They turn around and look out the window and they see Neon Tiger there on the floor yelling.)
Neon Tiger: What do you mean I'm not welcome hear? I'm not a lesbian!
Security Guard: Don't give us that we know you are!
Neon Tiger: ....Well, what if I'm really in the need for the hospital to help me?
Security Guard: Well don't count on it, because we won't help you, now scram!
(Neon Tiger runs off crying and X and Zero start to laugh. Later Zero leaves and when he gets back, Signas gives him his punishment. He had to pay the bill and then he had to clean the whole headquarters. Then after the three days, X came back.)
X: Congratulations Zero!
Zero: Wh, what did I do now?
X: You married Iris!
Zero: Really? When?
X: You don't remember? It just happened yesterday.
Zero: Oh yea, I remember that... it seems like yesterday.
X: It was yesterday!
Zero: Oh, that's what they all say, I bet it happened a while ago.
X: Zero have you been drinking again?
Zero: No.... well ten beers, but I'm not drunk.
X: Whatever you say Zero.
Zero: (Gasp) X when did you get here?!
X: Oh joy...
(Zero hugs X. Just then Life Savor came along, and he was going to give X and Zero their next drill.)
Zero: Hey, Life Savor.
Life Savor: (Surprised) You remembered my name!?
(Zero goes over and leans his arm up against Life Savor's shoulder.)
Zero: Listen I've got a problem. I want to kiss Iris, but I just ate some onion rings, and my breath smells bad, so you're white, you've gotta be mint flavored right?
Life Savor: (Unsurprised) I'm not a candy breath mint, and for the last time I'm not the kind of life savor that you think I am! It's just my name!
(Zero just stands there and doesn't say anything.) Life Savor: Zero were you listening to me?! Because I have a feeling that you weren't!
Zero: .....hu? Anyway, can you help me?
Life Savor: Never mind, you didn't listen to me, why do I even try?
X: If you ever want to get Zero to listen to you, then I'd recommend for you to just give up.
Life Savor: Good point X.
Zero: Hey I'm right here you know!
Life Savor: So.
X: Anyway, what's our next drill?
Life Savor: It's quite simple, you have to go into a pool, and go out to the middle of it, and then you have to pretend that you're drowning, and then Zero will come in and save you. Got it Zero?
(Zero was playing with a rubix cube)
Life Savor: Zero, I said, do you got it?!
Zero: (Absentmindedly) Uh hu, yea I got it.
Life Savor: Ok, then let's just hope this drill will work out fine.
(X dives into the pool and swims around for a few minutes, and Zero doesn't know what's going on, so he fiddled with the puzzle again, until X started to purposely drown.)
Life Savor: Ok Zero, now you've go to save X from drowning... Zero? Zero! Hey pay attention!
Zero: Ah, come on.... almost.... no! Dah, I messed up!
Life Savor: Zero!
Zero: What!
Life Savor: Pay attention!
Zero: How much, a buck's worth?
Life Savor: Arg! Zero look, X is drowning Go save him!
(Since Zero wasn't listening, he didn't know that X was just faking it.)
Zero: (Gasp) Oh no X is drowning, what do I do?
(Zero looks at Life Savor, and Life Savor waits for Zero to jump in and save X. But instead Zero picked up Life Savor and threw him in next to X.)
Zero: Here Life Savor, save X! Put yourself to use so that he can float on top of you!
Life Savor: Gosh darn it Zero, you're an idiot!
Zero: Well sorry, you said for me to save X! Since you're a life savor, then X can just float on top of you.
Life Savor: You idiot! I'm not any kind of life savor that you can think I am! It's only my name!
Zero: Gees sorry. Any way Life Savor, save X!
Life Savor: I can't because I can't swim, so now I'm drowning.
Zero: What?!
(It was a drill, but now Life Savor and X, were both really drowning.)
Zero: Oh no! Life Savor didn't pull through, I better go find another life savor!
Life Savor: Gr!
(Zero comes back with a real life savor, attached with a rope, and he throws it in. Life Savor and X grab it and Zero pulls them to safety.)
Zero: X are you ok?
Life Savor: No, he's not ok! Zero, you didn't listen to me, I even told you that it was just a drill, and you were just fiddling with your stupid puzzle!
Zero: (Confused) ....And your point being?
Life Savor: X was only faking it, but since you took a long time, and threw me in, he was drowning, and you had to save him for real that time. You even had to save me, which was embarrassing!
Zero: Oh ok, sorry Life Savor.
Life Savor: Don't apologize to me, apologize to X!
Zero: Oh, sorry X.... wait a minute! This is just like my wedding with Iris, where I had to apologize to so many people, but I never got it right. Life Savor: Well, it's not! But anyway X can't hear you now because he's unconscious, thanks to you! Now then, I have to go now, and give this report to Signas. You've really done it this time Zero, just wait until Signas punishes you. I can't wait, I want to see what happens to you.
(Life Savor leaves happy and angry. Zero just looks sadly at X on the floor unconscious, and feels sorry. Then an ambulance comes and takes X to the hospital. Zero watches the ambulance leave, and when it did then Signas came over to Zero.)
Signas: Zero, what gives! What is wrong with you! Do you realize what you've done!
Zero: It was an accident sir, and I'm sorry.
Signas: Sorry, sorry, sorry? Sorry doesn't cut it Zero, you've just put out one of our most elite hunters!
Zero: Um, Signas he's the only elite hunter we have.
Signas: I know, we need to get more... but that doesn't matter, you're still in trouble!
Zero: Look sir, I'm really, really sorry. I'll do anything sir, just tell me what to do.
Signas: Well first, why don't you apologize to Life Savor.
Zero: I tried to, but you know that he doesn't like me, so I can't.
Signas: Good point, well then I suggest that first you go to the hospital and apologize to X. I'll think about you're punishment while you're gone.
Zero: Yes sir.
(Zero leaves to the hospital, and finds X lying in a bed sleeping. Neon Tiger saw Zero come into the hospital so he dressed up as a nurse, thinking Zero was sick.)
Neon Tiger: (Gasp) Oh my god Zero are you....
(Stops and then clears his throat to make it sound like a woman's.)
Neon Tiger: Oh my god Zero are you alright?
(Even though he's married, Zero thinks that the nurse is real and might be a hot nurse.)
Zero: Hmm, who are you?
Neon Tiger: What does it look like, I'm a nurse?
Zero: A nurse? Well anyway my friend here... Neon Tiger: Oh, no you don't look so good.
Zero: Really?
Neon Tiger: Maybe I should take you to a room so that we could be alone. Then there I can strip you down for a full on, complete, physical.
Zero: (Loud echo like voice) Sounds good to me! Wait, you aren't really gonna give me a check up, are you....?
(Neon Tiger giggles and he and Zero go inside a room, and start kissing, until Neon Tiger's costume fell off. Zero got up in an instant and started spitting.)
Zero: Ah, it's the lesbian!
Neon Tiger: What? Where?
(Zero runs out of the room in dire need of mouth wash, and Neon Tiger was disappointed.)
Neon Tiger: Darn it! Stupid costume, I should've made sure that this wouldn't have happened!
(Zero comes back to the room where X was, and he picked up the phone.)
Zero: Hello operator, get me the number for 911!
Operator: Um, could you just tell me what's going on, so I could send the security guards?
Zero: Oh ok, um, there's a lesbian named Neon Tiger here, and he won't leave me alone.
Operator: Neon Tiger! He's not allowed here! Ok, we'll take care of it.
Zero: Ok, by.
(Zero hangs up the phone. Then the doctor came in, which was you know who... Gate.)
Gate: You guys again?
Zero: Yea, surprise, surprise!
Gate: (Sigh) Ok, what can I do for you?
Zero: Well X is unconscious and I...
Gate: I already know that! We already treated him.
Zero: Well then what do you want? Gate: I meant, what can I do for you! Why are you here?
Zero: Well I'm just visiting.
Gate: Oh thank you sweet merciful god. Ok then, here's the bill. I'm thinking that since it was all your fault, then you should at least pay for his bill. It's not that much, so don't have a fit now. He should be fine in about three days.
Zero: Ok, anything for my buddy.
Gate: I'm not your buddy, you drunken hick! Anyway I've got other patients to attend to so see you later.
Zero: Ok see ya!
(Gate leaves, and once he does, then X wakes up and sees Zero.)
X: Zero? What are you...
Zero: It's ok X, I'm sorry for what happened today, I was really a jerk.
X: It's ok Zero, I should've expected this.
Zero: (embarrassed) Well as long as your ok X.
X: Yea.
(X and Zero hug each other, and then they hear a crash outside. They turn around and look out the window and they see Neon Tiger there on the floor yelling.)
Neon Tiger: What do you mean I'm not welcome hear? I'm not a lesbian!
Security Guard: Don't give us that we know you are!
Neon Tiger: ....Well, what if I'm really in the need for the hospital to help me?
Security Guard: Well don't count on it, because we won't help you, now scram!
(Neon Tiger runs off crying and X and Zero start to laugh. Later Zero leaves and when he gets back, Signas gives him his punishment. He had to pay the bill and then he had to clean the whole headquarters. Then after the three days, X came back.)